Yo bro, you got your mic yet bro?

>Yo bro, you got your mic yet bro?
>Yeah, c'mon dude, we'd be so much better as a team if you had one!

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Women shouldn’t play videogames. FUCK WOMEN

Bonk!

no one has said that

literally no one says that

>tfw you're the reason text to speech is banned in your social group

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>FUCK WOMEN
will do, only women should play games

Cars Hitler, Bee Movie intro, or Dagoth It's monologue?

>yo bro fuck dude oh shit man
Why do men talk like this?

sneed's dilate and seethe

>she get the mic
>suddenly girly cute voice saying hi
>WTF bro?!
>Are you some kind of faggot? Just kidding, chill out my dude, let's get them!

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Don't want people to hear your tranny voice, huh? I don't blame you.

Being abrasive is how men show affection. F*moids wouldn't understand since they expect the world to just cater to their every whim.

You have a male voice since you’re a tranny so it wouldn’t be an issue.

sick ik dick stick tricks rick click click.

>wow I didn’t know you were a girl user
>tfw I’m not

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Then just don't turn on your shitty voice changer, tranny.

Even better!

Not until you put on this skirt and bend over. I hope you like anal sex, bitch

how do i stop the beta beam from lighting my brain up every time a girl starts talking in VC?

Yea it sucks. I wish guys didnt go straight into caveman mode when a girl is around. especially in vidya where they're literally never going to get any anyway but they cant think with anything but their dick. at least the ones irl are good for that

Nigger

>tfw bf will pocket heal me in classic

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if hes not an hpaladin tell him to reroll

>He never gamed competitively

Maybe not with so many 'bro' in it but yeah, it happens, especially in games that require coordination.

I'm not even a woman and I have this issue.
Last time I tried to talk with people on mic in a foreign language, I just made myself look like a retard. Accents get a little bit too obvious and it kinda knocks you off when you hear yourself, my head gets blank. Anyone else not native english speaker with this feel?

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>tfw grp of 5 no girls allowed

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have fun with nobody being there to temper your egos

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You were hearing yourself? Was that through another player's mic or something?

God I hate people who can't operate a push to talk.

>female
>lecturing others about ego
lel

>Playing videogames with audio chat on
What a nigger.

No, I can hear myself speak, not through the game
I don't expect native english speakers to understand
When you play on american servers in games, there's always someone speaking. When you play on European servers, it's almost always quiet, because of the language barrier

Oh, my misunderstanding friend. I didn't realize you meant hearing yourself aloud.

I love talking to my bros while we fuck shit up. So glad I'm not a f*male who has nothing to add to our camaraderie and shittalk.

youtu.be/ADXjP5iV7uQ?t=65

post how long you last

I have pressured people to get a mic/in voice before.

Should I not be doing this?

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>she

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Unironically this. Me and my friends are always rude to eachother, if anything the ruder I am to you the closer we are as friends.

>guild makes vent/dicord MANDATORY
>don't actually talk about the game or strategy
>have to listen to a bunch of faggots make inside jokes and talk about their boring fucking lives for 3 hours
I want to kill myself

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>bro, let's play. got your mic plugged in?
>we're not going to say anything about you being a nigger
fuck you racist ass gamers

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Was it a fuck up or was he just being woke?

>he doesn't immediately mute anyone who speaks
Never gunna make it

Generally speaking, no. Not because that in itself is a bad thing, but because the vast majority of people are too fucking stupid to understand how to use a push to talk button or even a mute button.

If my options are being able to communicate better but being forced to listen to shitty GAMER KEYBOARD keys clacking, awful music, and breathing into the mic vs. no communication, you bet your ass I'm picking dead fucking silence.

it's pretty exotic for me, as a russian citizen, to play and chat with gamer of the black colour
i've never seen any of you in my life so you all look like an aliens hahahah

>russian
>never seen blacks
don't lie to me, I know your capital city is like 20% nigerian

ehh, no? i've been there two or three times and there were mostly nothing

>He doesnt mute game audio and listen to music
Never gonna make it

Cry me a river op. Why are bitches so fucking sensitive? It's not even as frequent as you fucks make it out to be. I should know I was a fucking squeaker as a kid. Little kids have to deal with it but we can't expect grown strong independent women too, the fucking irony.

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Sure bro!
I'm gonna play some motivating tunes that'll lead us to victory!
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European audio chat
>No niggers
>No one talks because we dont understand eachothers
>No niggers
>Even if someone try to engrish 90% dont understand anything and the other 10% will ignore him
>No niggers
>Comfy
>Last but most important: there are no niggers
Very nice experience.

United Jews of America audio chat
>Niggers in my vidya
>4-5 speak at same time try to talk over each other so if you're not native there are 0% chances to understand anything
>Random niggers screams
>There's always someone eating something so there are these disgusting background noises
>Niggers with their unchomprensible negrified english yelling at each other
An absolute nightmare and a guarantee headache.

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>>No one talks because we dont understand eachothers
To be honest it's hilarious when a german, frenchie and a russian and other euros try to play in one team with voice chat

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Make them use IRC instead

You will never be a girl.

>it's actually an underage kid

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>tfw guy and just talk to girls online as if they were anyone else
It's not fuckign hard. They're just trying to play the game like anyone else. I'm not gonna sperg out just because someone on the team has a vagina.

Everyone in any competitive game ever wants their teammates to have a mic. If you're playing something like Siege and don't have a mic there's a good chance you're getting flamed/kicked for not being able to give real time call outs

I want to marry Purrblind!

Except they play it worse. I'd often rather be missing a player on my team than play with a girl.

>temper your egos
More like distract everyone and make them constantly try to one-up each other for her attention. Nothing kills teamwork quite like having a hole near it.

>euro audio chat
99% Turkroaches

Playing vidya is haram.

Honestly, talking to girls online isn't hard, it's just usually boring.
>They're usually not as good as a player as guys are
>If they fuck up in a game and you call them on it like you would a guy, they get upset, throw a tantrum, or quit
>Girls generally just aren't funny
And of course, the biggest downside to playing with girls is that they're constantly getting betas to flock to them online. Whether or not they encourage it doesn't matter, you still have to deal with thirsty betas throwing themselves at her and awkwardly trying to flirt when you just want to play video games.
And it's fucking rare when a girl gamer doesn't bask in the attention everyone gives her. Women online are so fucking dull and boring because just the fact that they have a vagina makes THOUSANDS of dudes online throw themselves at her, making them believe that they're already super funny and interesting when really they're not.

>guy feels thread
>"reeeeee fuck life fuck women"
>girl feels thread
>"it's not a big deal"

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>A few guys contained on r9k
>Complainig about not having a girlfriend
>"reeee fuck life fuck women"

>girl feels thread
>complaining about a few people telling her to make a sandwitch lmao
"it's not a big deal(correct) I just felt the need to make an entire thread about it for no reason"

>what are femcels?

Yeah.... no.

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HOLY BASED

I hate women.

Why do you keep making wojak edits for this loser to steal? we should make all new wojaks not safe for YT

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but I play vidya so I don't have to talk to people