Who wins in a fight?

Who wins in a fight?

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CWC has retard strength.

But dsp has retard level intellect so it evens out.

Why aren't you watching based darksydephil on twitch right now? You should be AT LEAST a tier 2 sub.

>Immovable Object vs Unstoppable Force

>Retard intellect
How does this work?

DSP can literally not be killed as he has pig roach blood in him

You seriously think you can stop this Adonis?

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If chris chimps out dsp is dead. His back and gout already hinder his mobility.

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Better question: Who'd win in a match of Smash Bros?

Never heard of hillbilly innovation?

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list of Phil Burnell's victims:

John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Retsupurae
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
SecretlifeofDSP
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament
Emerald Seven
Austmink
Silentwarrior
Emperor Swaggins
ProJared
UKIP
BadBunny
Etika
soon to be added: Hideo Kojima

This motherfucker's out for blood. You have wronged him, and he has grown strong enough to launch an offensive. After years of careful planning, he has set it all into motion. Everyone will go down, until he is the last standing content creator on twitch and youtube. You can still surrender and keep your dignity, it is not too late. Leave him a tip of a couple hundred dollars, and he may pardon you in his campaign to outlast the internet.

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Chris has proven to be mostly none violent (at least to any meaningful degree) a coward and he is convinced he has magical powers so he would probably just run around screaming bullshit while DSP would look around confused.

I'm gonna have to say dsp.
Chris is beyond completely incompetent even on the easiest difficulties.

No he doesn’t.

what the fuck are you on boy? Chris is a monster
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I wouldn't be surprised if DSP is physically stronger than Chris. Chris is sloth incarnate and literally eats at mcdonalds daily. I also doubt that Chris can throw a proper punch to properly utilise what little strength he has in the form of a punch. The videos in which he punches shit like his camera shows he pulls his fist back past his head like a cartoon character. DSP is a pig but Chris would make him seem like Mike Tyson.

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>Not I can lift a ten back of coke or him demonstrating that and the box rips
Come on now

dont forget jeffery epstein and Dan Schneider

DSP wins unless chris chan can abuse pipe or ledges that require crouch jumps.

I like how ridiculous his form is from the start but it just keeps getting more and more retarded as he slowly loses strength.

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