You will never play Undertale for the first time ever again

>watch Mat Pat and his game theories
>eventually see his one of Sans is Ness
>didn't know it caused massive butt-hurt.
>watch another video
>he whines, oh does he whine about it
>can't watch anymore of his videos after his bitchfest

the user in the screencap was the one sitting there. It's all irony, it's all jokes, the joke is the faggot in the pic is in a trailer and he's a fucking loser.

nice fanfic (like hillary's election)

I honestly don't understand the appeal of Undertale. The writing and humor is so painfully forced and tumblr-y (or whatever fandom this thing originated from). It somehow manages to be more obnoxious than a Borderlands game. I didn't laugh once during my entire playthrough of it, but I rolled my eyes countless times.

It will also age terribly because of alll the dated pop culture references. Like, there's one part of the game where that scientist interrupts you with messages/calls every few steps you take, which is obviously parodying Facebook message updates. Not only does this show a child's understanding of how comedy works, but that segment is excruciating to play through, because you get interrupted every few steps.

And the mechanics are completely disconnected from the narrative. In good RPGs, non-violent conflict resolution is handled through dedicated mechanics, such as stealth and speech. Undertale doesn't contextualize any of its mechanics and just has this completely abstract bullet hell mini game. How does that even make sense?

The twist is supposed to be that monters are actually peaceful and just afraid of you, but then why do they immediately try to murder you? Why don't they approach you peacefully first and see if they can reason with you? Or at least run away?

Why is there a village of monsters who don't attack you? Again, this village has monsters who interact with you peacefully, so why can't the other monsters do that?

Why are you labeled as a genocidal maniac for fighting back in self-defense?

The whole thing falls apart under the slightest scrutiny.

Jokes on you I never played it so I could always have that feeling

>The writing and humor is so painfully forced and tumblr-y
jaded
>It will also age terribly because of alll the dated pop culture references.
only if you're jaded
>In good RPGs, non-violent conflict resolution is handled through dedicated mechanics, such as stealth and speech.
you talk your way out of fights as a way to proceed, that's a dedicated mechanic idiot
>Why is there a village of monsters who don't attack you? Again, this village has monsters who interact with you peacefully, so why can't the other monsters do that?
clearly didn't play the game

>I've never played undertale

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newfag

Go back to whatever furry discord you come from

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Based.

>Why are you labeled as a genocidal maniac for fighting back in self-defense?
this only happens if you stay behind and kill things until they stop spawning. there's no way to do this by accident if you play the game normally.

>DON'T TALK ABOUT GAMES!
go back to your smash thread

Can someone spoonfeed me on Undertale? Is it worth playing?

I don't use it and I've never even installed it

>Undertale has shit gamepla-

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Every thread of this garbage game no one is talking about this game, every thread i see is OMG I WANNA THIS GOAT or OMG LOOK AT GAY FURRY FAN ART

GO THE FUCK BACK, YOU ARENT WELCOME

i dont see any post like that in here, schizo

If you're looking for raw gameplay, no. It's a great game if you're into unique game mechanics and writing.

Gave it a try since it came to Vita, liked it, bought the physical copy too

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>You will never play undertale
Feels good

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>Hating Wojak
Pure Söylent

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You will never be a real woman.

>"DM me if you want to join the new MTF/FTM support group!"

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you will never be a normal person schizoid

I literally couldn't even finish the demo because it was so fucking boring

thats cause you have ADHD

>you will never read Homestuck for the first time again

usually after a few years i reread it and i forgot so much its basically like reading for the first time again
though ill never forget the beginning which is the most kino part

be glad it happened.
youtube.com/watch?v=44un1ADquPA

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sorry, next time i'll try harder to stick through purposely boring and overly long tutorials

BASED

good

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wow i never thought about that

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>I will never play Undertale for the first time.

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>you will never play Undertale

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I have not played Undertale yet.

hey whatever buddy lol

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I felt like that when I finished Hollow Knight.

Undertale is 100% söy repellent.

I'm currently watching a let's play of Undertale. The bullet hell mingame looks fun as fuck but the rest of it looks like it would have appealed a lot more to the 12-15 year old me but I'm unironically 30 so the humor doesn't really move me that much.

>you'll never be able to fill your days with video games again
>you'll never have as much time to lose yourself in video games as you used to

LO nice delusions