>*runs past your cords*
*runs past your cords*
Aiden Parker
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youtu.be
youtube.com
youtube.com
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Jackson Carter
>*genocides a million armenians*
Jace Baker
>*survives a nuclear blast*
Lincoln Morgan
*Smash with a sandal*
Nada pessoal garotinho
Christopher Miller
I hate it when my dog trips over the cords.
Ian Jones
>having roaches
wtf man
Nathan Cox
Hey look it’s Cenk Uygur
Andrew Russell
Where the FUCK is bannerlord?
Jacob Reed
>Loses spaghetti and falls backwards on the first ledge it sees after getting spotted
Fucking scrubs are only a problem because the females lay a billion eggs for life after being fertilized.
Kayden Kelly
good think i live in a country that doesn't have roaches
Jaxson James
This. Must be an african experiences thread.
Christopher Ross
>gets stuck inside the fucking ceiling fan
Oliver Bailey
CryEngine 6 fucking WHEN
Austin Moore
>*flies towards you*
Dominic Cook
OH SHIT EVERYBODY GET DOWN
Dylan Reyes
>Property owner makes sure to apply regular pest control.
>Don't get any roaches for years.
>One day, find a single roach.
>Start freaking out, thinking the place is going in shambles.
>Don't encounter another roach for months.
John Roberts
*leeches your blood*
Liam Martin
Just slap the sucker into a wall and step on it while its stunned.
Like in your videogames,
Adrian Rodriguez
FUUUUCK YOUUUUU
Ian Garcia
jokes on you i have space aids
Blake Hernandez
>lands on your lip before you go to bed
Lincoln Gomez
>You are little woozy.
Chase Rodriguez
>have a couple of mosquito bites
Cya, incels.
Evan White
Fucking impossible
There is no country on Earth that has never been infested by roaches.
Josiah Nelson
>live in florida
>these things come twice as large and occasionally fly
>no matter how much you clean they always come back because they breed in the most prevalent plant here
god help me
Lincoln Walker
fuck these niggers. i refuse to believe that the world wouldn't be a better place if all mosquitos were eradicated. MUH BALANCE OF NATURE. fuck you, nature will adapt, it always does.
Henry Sanders
That's a German cockroach. American cockroach is different
Logan Long
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
Charles Mitchell
AHHHHH
Andrew Long
*Angry buzzing noises*
Hunter Gomez
>get regular medicine infusions
>medicine-filled blood poisons you before you finish drinking
Nothin' personnel kid
Caleb Edwards
Some roaches are qts
Mason Moore
If you abuse the stun glitch on roaches you haven't really beat them
Play the game legit next time retard
Michael Lewis
i understood that reference
Lincoln White
Has china taught you nothing? Balance is everything. Don't be an idiot.
Leo Bailey
Slap it and drink my blood back
Gabriel Perez
95% of roach species are harmless. Only American and German roaches are treated as pests
Isaac Hernandez
i have never seen a cockroach in my country in my life, aside from the ones running the kebab shops of course.
Connor Torres
I didn't help me understand nigga
Charles Walker
Good night kiss huh?
Liam Davis
China is shit and America is paradise
Henry Fisher
>sprays some Cordyceps spores on every roach I spot
Nothing personnel
Landon Lee
I love mosquitos. The little bit of annoyance I deal with getting bit my them pales in comparison to the raw joy I get by knowing they kill assloads of niggers in africa.
Logan Sullivan
>Shoot it.
God I love being American.
Brayden Campbell
roaches don't exist in my country.
Jonathan Gray
From what I've read, mosquitoes are actually pretty worthless. Yeah there are animals that eat them but they are actually pretty easily replaced by other flying insects that wouldn't have any population stability issues. The only thing mosquitoes are good for are killing shitskins.
Jaxon Stewart
Imagine being such subhuman filth that you have to worry about cockroaches lmao.
Juan Howard
What about Greenland
Hudson Reed
You're so fucking retarded it actually hurts.
>en.wikipedia.org
Have a good day, you inept fool.
Asher Gutierrez
Lmao based
Andrew Powell
why is there a thread about Turkey on Yea Forums
Michael Turner
i want to fuck nanachi
Michael Rodriguez
>paradise
Logan Gray
>killing shitskins
Is there any other reason you need to keep them around? The mosquito is the natural enemy of the negroid.
William Edwards
Extremely based post
Ayden Cook
I deserve them for being filthy.
Jacob Collins
isn't their shit totally poisonous, and some people have awful cockroach allergies
Caleb Butler
Am I the only female girl around here who finds cockroaches disgusting but doesn't know why?
Adam Price
post tits or gtfo
Nicholas Long
tits or gtfo
Ryan King
Those are palmento bugs not roaches.
Zachary Parker
>*eats all your pests*
How can one species be so utterly based?
Liam Hill
>female girl
hearty kek
Logan Green
Are you cute? Show me your underwear.
Jacob Moore
Love these guys, big fan.
Wyatt Scott
>shoot roach
>round overpenetrates and hits your neighbor downstairs or ricochets and hits your neighbor right beside you
Robert Bailey
the only roaches that exist in scandinavia are ones people bring with them when they travel. And turkroaches of course.
Daniel Morales
>I-I'm sorry user-kun, but I don't love you, just your lamp
Logan Wilson
palmetto bug is the nickname
it's still a roach
Henry Scott
Spiderbro
Joshua Bailey
Nah, you're the only girl afraid of bugs ((one of the most common things for girls to be afraid of) (apart from my tiny, wart-filled dick))
r*tard
Juan Kelly
the best part about living up north is never having to see one of these fuckers again
been up in the north east country for 10 years and never seen one. winter sucks but i'll take it over bugs all year long
Connor Baker
>boss is large and terrifying, but doesn't harm you
Carter Allen
You know the rules. But seriously I'm male and I think they're disgusting because they're vectors for a lot of shit. Doesn't mean I don't kill them on sight. Post feet
Ayden Ross
imagine living in a shithole with bugs infesting your house lmao
Jack Peterson
>not playing with your apartment buddies
Ayden Scott
>live in shit apartment complex infested with roaches
>keep unit as clean as possible and well lit all the time
>they still come out sometimes
I really hate it. There is nothing more depressing than the feeling of living in a disgusting shithole when you have fucking bugs in your home and you can't do shit about it.
Andrew Ortiz
Christian Price
*blocks ur path*
Nolan Lewis
Actually you should be happy if you ever see this one in your home
Lucas Morales
I need a scientist to make a giant one so i can use that as a couch. Its fluff looks so comfortable.
Noah Nguyen
Normally I try to be kind to bugbros. I let spiders be, try to relocate most other bugs outside. But Fuck roaches. Fuck roaches so much. I've done some sadistic shit to them. Catch them alive and drown them in household bleach or ammonia (not both at once), throw em in the toilet and piss on em before flushing, burn em alive, electrocute them. I go full on SAW mode. I just want the ones that live and see what happens to realize that this house isn't where they want to be. Hopefully they talk amongst themselves and realize that I'm not fucking around and they better leave.
Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Sanders
Still better than any Chinese city
Easton Price
Was I the only one who wanted to fuck Mothra in that new Godzilla movie?
>cute
>loyal
>willing to die for you
>kind of badass
>will always come back as a loli
Michael White
>Makes web across doorway
No
Jason Hill
*eats you're veggies*
Gabriel Thomas
>Lighting something on fire inside your house
Do you have a death wish?
Andrew Howard
>Was the real villain all along
Detected possible malicious code in image file.
Evan Johnson
>final boss won't fucking die
michiganreefers.com
Blake Flores
>yfw the roach starts flying
Levi Parker
Why?
Anthony Barnes
Is it bad I find that cute?
Landon Butler
a roach isnt a tarantula hawk user
Gabriel Thomas
How come?
Ryan Foster
*protects your home while you are sleeping*
Jeremiah Mitchell
Imagine how great life would be without
>Mosquitoes
>Ticks
>Gnats of any kind
>Wasps
>Spiders
>Niggers
Ryan Gonzalez
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK THESE!!
Samuel Gonzalez
>open your PC case for cleaning
>find no less than seven spider corpses
Noah Martinez
This but i literally cannot see them for one second without having a panic attack. i wish i could harm them, you’re doing gods work user
Dominic Morris
Pest Annihilator
Brayden Clark
>lemme cherry pick this one place in america vs a whole country of shit, haha gottem
Aaron Carter
>mfw reading about this thing and finding out they have the second or third most painful thing on the planet
>the pain is like getting burned alive and can last hours
>now imagine a giant one
Jeremiah Nelson
Not him but I've lit roaches on fire by simply turning on my stove.
Christian Sullivan
I'll give you mosquitoes, ticks, gnats, wasps, and niggers, but spiders are ur friends.
David Perry
They eat other bugs.
Kevin Hughes
Are they normally that big? I live in the mojave so i got weirder shit to worry about but ive never seen a house centipede, we get the real ones that can actually fuck your shit up and laugh at you trying to smoosh em
Juan Lee
House centipedes feed on spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods. They are mostly nocturnal hunters and keep your house free from these pests.
Camden Flores
you learned nothing, roaches adapt like crazy, soon they'll be immune to 22 and before you know it they'll be tanking 556
Hudson Murphy
>creature catching game lets you create crossbreeds
Jaxon Lee
They are usually smaller
Nathaniel Thompson
True, when I see one in my room I never kill them, just scoop em and dump em outside. I just couldn't think of any more pests to list.
Ian Thompson
*crawls in ur urethra while you sleep*
John Davis
dreaming of heaven may only lead you to hell
Michael Brooks
>tfw i woke up in the middle of the night once and saw a shadow, turned lights on and it was a gigantic fucking roach flying
Legit one of the worse experiences in my life. My room conects to the backyard so the fuckers probably got in through a crack. I hate summer so god damn much
Andrew Mitchell
Theyre everywhere here in nipponland
Jose Russell
armored roaches are some of my favorite bugs
Noah Bailey
>cleanest cities on earth
>roaches
Doubt.jpg
Liam Fisher
That's fine, lamp is slang for dick in japanese.
Cameron White
Post thighs
Eli Barnes
>Have airconditioned room devoid of food matter that's always at 19C
>Ants dead, roaches dead, flies dead, mosquitoes dead
Aaron Richardson
All over Orlando Florida to. I kept my apartment spotless due to fear of getting cockroaches the entire time i lived there.
Parker Brooks
Roaches dont give a fuck man. Theirs are big too not like the little pussy german roaches I see at work
Dylan Foster
>he doesn't know
Logan Williams
>blocks your path
Julian Sanders
Enough that there's a series Yu-Gi-Oh cards about having them in your house
Nicholas Butler
>lands in your snack bowl
Samuel Nelson
>female girl
sure thing
Samuel Gomez
please destroy all bed bugs as well, thank you.
>mfw they came back a month after I thought the motherfuckers were all dead
Evan Lee
What the fuck did you just say?
John Smith
Just a couple weeks ago im there facing my wall laying on the bed when literally right in front of my face is the biggest fucking roach walking up the wall right in front of me inches away from my face
Yeah I only think of very few worse experiences in my life, I was sweating like a faucet
Christian Turner
>live in a commieblock
>they simply nest and get food one floor away from you
Anthony Adams
fuck those fuckers they are everywhere and theres no end to them no matter how many you kill.
Robert Gutierrez
*bzzzzt*
*enter through the open window*
user, I need your help...
Blake Jenkins
I had one of these fuckers climb up my mattress while I was just waking up, then freezing like he didn't expect me to find a human on the bed.
Fucking retard stay on your little gay corner and kill pests for me or else you're getting the boot.
Isaac Cruz
Michael King
i really hate live in south america
Hunter Johnson
One time when I was younger one climbed on my DS screen at night
Julian Kelly
>only the females drink blood
like pottery
Chase Price
>tfw a spider bites your ass while you sleep
well fuck you too
Jackson Jackson
They always do
Once they're settled, you have to take very thorough methods for a very long time to keep them gone.
Sebastian Reed
Mosquitoes are needed for a lot of fish and other aquatic animals and gnats die in less than eight hours. Ticks literally have no reason to exist and spiders are very beneficial for the environment.
Elijah Wilson
Dead Space 3 concept art?
Brody Bell
A cockroaxh is laying eggs inside your pc right now
Benjamin Mitchell
What th efuck is that im argentinian and we have big roaches but thats some jungle shit prob brazilian
William Brooks
yes
Brandon Barnes
Turks are cockroaches
William Bennett
Why are turks cockroaches?
Leo Fisher
no. i live in the southern hemisphere and its winter currently so no roaches
Eli Garcia
I had one crawl across the fucking light bulb on my roof cashing this huge ass shadow which freaked me right out. Then it proceeded to fall on my bed.
Brody Parker
>argentina is south america
dude is from venezuela
Austin Howard
That girl is Canadian
Robert Richardson
>female girl
You know what to do.
Brayden Ortiz
more like your patriotic duty to birth black babies
Thomas Howard
Lets turn this thread into a south american thread and speak spanish
Joshua Cooper
That can't be healthy
Owen Perry
more
Luis Walker
Goddamit, I can't remember the last time I had a peaceful sleep. Gonna go full rip and tear on these little shits once I get my apartment sprayed for the 3rd time
Brody Rodriguez
>see cockroach crawling on arm
>flick it away calmly
I never understood why people freak out so badly when they see a roach anywhere near them
Kevin Gray
what does moth fluff feel like
is it anything like the fuzz the fat and fluffy bumblebees have or what? they cute
Levi Rodriguez
>Saw an adult cockroach about a week ago, killed it
>Saw about six baby cockroaches the next day, killed them
>Haven't seen any more since
I'm cautiously optimistic.
Elijah Carter
Roaches are really cute, the biggest issue is that they fucking stink and shit/lay eggs everywhere. You can't really get rid of them around here because of the filthy neighborhoods, so I catch them and trow inside their houses lel
Kayden Fisher
Are you retarded? "Clean" cities can have dirty people. Not only that, but cockroaches can appear even in tidy homes.
Joseph Russell
>Spiders
But they're our friends. There's no reason to be scared of us.
Thomas Johnson
Leave insects to me
Adrian Long
>FREEDOMED.COM
even better
John Ramirez
>hey dude i know a great way to get rid of all the gross bugs in your house
>you just have to breed a colony of these other gross bugs and let them room with you
Sometimes i think you autists dont get the point
Ethan Reyes
Dilate.
Gabriel Walker
THEN HOW do i stop them
I really hate them so god damn much
Logan Campbell
Dont you have a speedrun to do, fix your wig too
Landon Powell
I grew paranoid about cockroaches after watching some documentary about how they can run inside peoples ears while they sleep.
Eli Johnson
just use a few bait traps and you're good
Nathan Lewis
Your hot girls are imports.
Charles Davis
>wake up in the middle of the night
>annoyed because a fly is buzzing around my room
>stops mid-buzz out of the sudden, room is silent for the rest of the night
haha guys what could have happened to that fly? haha he just fucked off peacefully right lol
Brayden Roberts
Cute birb
James Flores
*duel wields*
Heh... bring it on Roach
Jaxon Hughes
Get an exterminator to kill roaches already in your home and to spray the perimeter of your home with deterrent.
Ayden Peterson
Can confirm. I didnt keep anything more than 1 days food and no food trash in the house and i still saw the occasional cockroach. They just naturally find a way to appear even in the cleanest places.
Brandon Carter
Aww he looks all wet. Did he get a little bath?
Nicholas Harris
>doesnt make nasty webs and shit
>doesnt bite you at all
>kills all bugs
lizardbros are truly based
Daniel Reyes
Ayden Myers
our entire country is founded on imported people, so
Jace Long
what can i do to fix my irrational fear of roaches? I'm not irrationally afraid of anything else but when I see a roach even on a computer screen I flinch.
Thomas Taylor
Have you tried Cimexa dust? That's what got rid of mine. That, a mattress protector, and doing laundry constantly.
Cooper Hall
It's similar, yes
Asher Martin
Slapping insects out of the air is so fun. Makes you feel like a god.
Bentley Stewart
Same shit, I was playing my DS in bed, and in the light it gave off onto my chest I suddenly see a spider crawl across.
Leapt upright immediately and lost track of it.
Grayson Allen
no leave insect to me
Parker Morris
>annoying as fuck mosquito sounds
>turn light on
>silence, no mosquitoes anywhere to be seen
>turn light off
>buzzing resumes
Fucking little cunts.
Landon Gutierrez
Keep your home as clean as possible and you wont really get many. The occasional wandering cockroach isnt a problem the issue is if you get a nest of them due to living like a slob.
Evan Rogers
Just use boric acid, it's like a little Little Rose, pretty sure Togashi based it on boric acid since it takes care of ants too
>see cockroach
>cover it a small box
>slide paper under it
>drop it in a lidded container with boric acid inside
>give it a good shake
>let them go on their merry way
Dominic Evans
I'm okay with throwing the entire balance of nature off so I can go outside without getting eaten alive by parasitic fuck faces. Gnats are disgusting and suicide bomb into my food.
Thomas Lewis
*cums*
I get off to videos of people inserting bugs into their urethras
Elijah Ramirez
I have the same problem. I have never in my life killed one i simply cant, and i cant stare at a picture of one without feeling dread. I think I’d rather die than encountering one
William Martin
I was afraid of spiders as a little kid until I got one in my mouth by accident. Maybe you should it.
Grayson Turner
>nurture the habit of playing with my 3DS in bed before sleeping
>one night, a fucking long-legged spider pops into my screen seemingly out of nowhere
FUCK spiderniggers
I hired an exterminator to genocide them for me the next morning, don't messs with my bing bing wahoo ever again
Parker Hill
German cockroaches are the only ones that really care about going somewhere dirty to infest. Pretty much every single large roach prefers outdoors and just wander in every so often
Landon Gray
Fuck you, I don't want to know this
Wyatt Lopez
Go somewhere where they will let you handle the large hissing ones. They are harmless and easy to handle. Eventually you just wont care anymore.
Tyler Hughes
He just wanted to watch the game.
Brandon Campbell
>south america
*gives u lifelong sickness with a single bit* heh nothin personnel kid
James Bell
>that one guy that's scared of bugs
>that one guy that's scared of spiders
stop being such a puss
Angel Bennett
I didn't do as much as I should've honestly, just the basic minimum. I'll try that cimexa dust though. My brother-in-law recommended getting a frame for my bed and placing something like that in little trays under the feet of it.
Also not sleeping anywhere but your bed
Cooper Johnson
americans
Dylan Edwards
Just don't bring food and clean it when you do. Throw away all trash.
Zachary Bennett
this reminds me how my friends are trying to get me to go urban exploring in storm drains and abandoned industrial centers
they got no experience whatsoever and this is happening in the areas between New York and New Jersey, place looks like a level from Manhunt but even more run down, and homeless people / teenage delinquents hangout in these empty buildings a lot. I wonder how bad of an idea this'll be
Kevin Campbell
>southern hemisphere
yeah you probably have a kind of 'strayan abomination laying eggs inside you instead
Chase Davis
>Mosquitoes are needed for a lot of fish and other aquatic animals
beyond retarded, you understand ecosystems less than a 10 year old
Hudson Gray
neat, and blessed gif user
love those little guys
Parker Rodriguez
>Google Image Search leads to a bunch of auto-translating Spanish pages
Huh. That's new.
Alexander Hall
Austin Clark
>white women
Juan Scott
based gecko
Blake Thompson
>evolves
Hunter Anderson
>he thinks I'm scared of roaches
You haven't been to hell until you get these fuckers.
Robert Martin
Yeah, your mom is currently laying eggs on me. Dont know if she counts as a strayan creature tho
James Cook
>This but i literally cannot see them for one second without having a panic attack. i wish i could harm them, you’re doing gods work user
Same. I have insect phobia and roaches in particular cause me an immesurable amount of stress. I wish I wouldn't give a fuck like most people but it's really bad. Good thing is we haven't had any for years. Last time a few huge ones came from some neighbours and I just NOPEd the fuck out of the apartment.
Logan Rodriguez
i dare someone to go outside and find a red centipede and pick it up
James James
I had them in my college dorm room. They came and sprayed twice, cleaned and have a new mattress, and I even stayed in the quarantine room for almost two months but I was still getting bitten when I went back.
So what I got was this thing called diatomaceous earth, and I spread it around my bed, dusted it on the frame, dusted it on the mattress rim. And I did that everytime I changed my sheets. Completey stopped from getting bitten, but they didnt go away because I tried not dusting it one night after changing the sheet and I got bitten.
I was gone in the next 6 months so I don't know what happened after, but on the last night I had all my stuff packed and the room cleaned so I just napped on the mattress bare and I didn't get bitten, so the problem might have been solved.
But so long as they dont get any food from your body they should all die within a year. The diatomaceous earth is good because it kills them when they try to come eat you
Of course you should have also cleaned as best you can and washed all your clothes.
Camden Ortiz
ITT: People who live in trailer parks.
Andrew Baker
Jace Moore
F
Dylan Rivera
>German Cockroaches
>American Cockroaches
>no turkish cockroaches where it really fits unlike the first two
Who is responsible for naming these? Fucking mudslime loving scientists.
Easton Lee
No, I just live in the American South. Roaches are as inevitable as death.
Anthony Howard
Yea Forums is so easy to trigger, I want to female post too.
Sebastian Sanchez
Never had them or bedbugs. I've had friends that moved into awful apartments/areas and were subject to both. Bedbugs sound like more of a nightmare.
Sebastian Reed
*falls on your bed*
Zachary Wilson
*Ahem*
Leave all bugs to me, friendo
Luis Gomez
What are you even talking about?
>tf2nigger
oh...
Bentley Hughes
Thanks Gex
Dylan Jenkins
>ctrl + f
>flea
>0
You're joking? Imagine living in hell for a month.
Anthony Bailey
Bedbugs are the absolute fucking worst. Along with spraying you fucking need to do prolonged heat treatments for about a year straight. In apartment complexes it's a real nightmare since you have to do the entire building at that point or they'll show back up.
Cooper Butler
Um, I live in Georgia and the most we get are garden spiders and MAYBE a few mosquitos, but they are so far and in between.
Alexander Ward
This
Pests are pests and should be eradicated on sight. I spend hundreds of dollars a year on chemicals that I spray on every entrance, window, corner, crack and crevice of my house and haven't seen a single living bug in years. Sometimes I'll find dead ones but that's it.
FUck the "save the good bugs" mindset. It's my territory and i'm at the top of the food chain. I'm not excluding myself from nature just because I'm an intelligent being. If something below me is in my house and I don't want it there it will die full stop
Bentley Wright
Why the fuck are they all so attractive
>tfw no spider bae
Jaxson Hall
This is why sumner can fuck off.
Lets colonize antarctica already
Charles Diaz
>snaps half of bugs out of existence
>theyre all spiders
Gabriel Ward
The thing about centipedes is that they only show up in your house if you have a massive infestation of other bugs.. and once they thin those numbers out they generally move on and go somewhere else.
They go where the food goes.
Dominic Foster
Stop living in 3rd world shitholes
Andrew Young
based
i like keeping them around and seeing all the bugs they wind up catching every now and again
Jose Wright
These fuckers will come from the sink make sure you cover them
Brody Morgan
>tfw no roaches or anything but flies, mosquitoes etc sometimes sneak in
>recently get blind cat
>no longer have to fuck with the bugs since she'll go into kill mode and hunt each one down
It's pretty impressive.
Joseph Mitchell
lol no sorry I'm white
Noah Scott
>*pomf*
Zachary Perez
These guys are actually kinda cute
Xavier Williams
Anybody ever get ants in their spunk sock?
Made sure to throw it in with the weekly wash after that.
David Johnson
simple cartoon style + attractive figures = 100% Yea Forums approval rating
Leo Thompson
Dummy thick
Charles Cruz
>still using a sock
Dominic Lewis
>*walks on your ceiling*
Kayden Lopez
>decide 'fuck it' and jerk it in the shower
>basically can't see shit without glasses
>bust, look down to make sure I'm not making a mess/clean up
>busted all over a brown recluse that was right by my feet
>gets washed away in a tidal wave of water and nut
Poor guy
Ethan Williams
One rappelled to within 3 inches of my nose one night just as I woke up. I swatted it away and ran out of my bedroom. It was a hobo spider.
Ryder Wilson
>*slithers in your path*
Grayson Diaz
I don't really care. Yeah I don't like em but I'm not afraid of them. Roaches are gross but they don't usually bite or anything.
Worst experience was probably one night I went to turn my ceiling fan on (so I pulled the cord) and a roach falls off and onto my bed. If I didn't turn the fan on he would've been up there all night. Seen plenty more on the ceiling before. Just happened to glance up when I usually wouldn't. They also sometimes get in my shower curtain so I throw it open to take a shower and there's a huge roach skittering around. When I got sent to second shift I'd get home around 11pm and I guess they're more active at night because I'd see them out way more often. Got my mom to stop leaving food out and sprayed a ton of poison at various points they could get in. I guess I sound like a slob or something but this is like several years worth of roach stories.
Matthew Smith
cats may not have as much utility as dogs but they're great during the summer when all the mosquitos come out
mine has killed at least 50 of the little fuckers in the last month and he's still going
Liam Edwards
I love ripping the limbs off these guys
Blake Sanders
i live in south texas. they can survive year round outside, and they thrive.
it is a constant battle to keep them out. I work in the restaurant industry and fuck its hard. We got an infestation (4 roaches seen) from a hole in the roof coming from our rooftop AC, they climbed though the vents into the kitchen. fuck man.
Easton Brooks
FUCKING MOSQUITOS IN CALIFORNIA
WE ONLY USED TO HAVE THE ONES THAT WOULD BITE AT NIGHT
MY ENTIRE LIFE ONLY NIGHT BITING MOSQUITOS
THEN THIS YEAR ONE OF YOU FAGGOTY STATES, PROBABLY FLORIDA GAVE US ASIAN TIGER MOSQUITOS
NOW I GET BIT DURING THE DAY YOU FAGGOTS, WHICH STATE WAS IT
Blake King
>lots of roaches and ants around the house
>find eventually a fall in pests
>find a group of lizards in a ptach of dirt underneath some flowers where water from sprinkler collects
>these little guys have been having a fucking buffet on all the land based insects
Noice
Jose Davis
>*gives you salmonella*
Jaxson Long
>Commiefornian
You deserve it
Julian Brown
it was FL
-t. Nevadan
Kayden Evans
Antarctica is leaving, user
Dylan Green
Blake Rodriguez
And those motherfucking Florida mosquitos go for the jugular. You feel an itch on your neck/throat and you go to scratch, you're going to smear blood everywhere.
Nathan Wilson
>Random encounter increases the closer you are to shower time
Dylan White
It's nice. One winter at an old place I had a few mice that were disgusting and kept going around my kitchen. Constantly cleaning, keeping things sealed/put up. They wouldn't get into any traps I tried and I was getting irritated. One day my fat black cat just decided to camp by the stove and eviscerated every one of those little bastards in a single night. Cats can be alright.
Juan Collins
>bug only hang in the dirty places
retard alert.
Jaxon Butler
*>runs around in your bathroom floor*
Brayden Hill
>see this thread
>immediately start feeling itchy
I still have PTSD from when I used to live in a bug-infested shithole for 4 years. The place had ants, mosquitos, roaches, bed bugs, and carpet beetles out the ass.
Lincoln Baker
Check your headphones for spiders
Bentley Bailey
>chases you with murderous intent
Julian Hughes
You guys have mosquitos? I thought it was too cold there
Benjamin Miller
There were so many of these fuckers in my college dorm room. There was one that died standing in my windowsill, but it remained frozen in that spot for what felt like 4 months. I left it there but I feel like if I touched it, it would suddenly start moving again.
Cameron Jones
>we still live in a world where lyme disease vaccines don't exist
ticks need to be genocided
Noah Johnson
>mfw I live in an apartment and a filthy neighbor moves in
>mfw I live in Florida
>mfw I changed a lightbulb only to notice a fuckhuge roacg was dead and barely hanging onto the light.
>mfw I discovered biscuit beetles the hard way.
Now I'm a neat freak, but still get the fuckers occasionally due to shit neighbors.
Josiah Edwards
>crawls all over your dirty dishes and empty soda cans
Jordan Gray
This is why winter is the best, all the bugs fuck off until late spring
Elijah Bailey
Mosquitoes where never a problem where i lived till some fucking mining company collapsed one of the few places were bats lived nearby. It was downhill since
John Gonzalez
>tfw suffered through bed bugs
ACTUAL
FUCKING
HELL
ON
EARTH
Thomas Price
Any Arizona anons itt? I'm thinking about moving there, but what are some pests you guys deal with? Do you guys have scorpions and tarantulas running around?
Sebastian Torres
>start reading this thread
>my neck and ears suddenly feel tingly like theres a bug there
my brain is a nigger what do I do
Caleb Ward
You liker Africanized bees?
Nathan Hernandez
hot
Gavin Rivera
God I'm glad I'm European
Aiden Nelson
I lived near a place with bats. It was actually pretty cool to catch one flying around, knowing they were fucking up lots of insects.
Dominic Price
Fuck, I'm moving to Montana
Any Montana anons know if it's a good state? You guys are mosquito free right?
David Cooper
Are they worse than yellow jackets that like to build nests in your roof?
Jacob Anderson
Yeah me too. Still check my matress every time I change the sheets and it happened like 10 years and 3 apartments ago.
Julian White
>My place is as clean as possible, live happily
>Visit brother in california
>A lot of sticky pads with dead roaches
>seriously, roaches everywhere
>every flying insect known to man outside, ready to suck you off
>Have to sleep with one eye open due to fear of being bitten to death at night
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE ACCEPTABLE LIVING CONDITIONS
Carson Peterson
I've encountered multiple black widows where I live and a few of them right outside my bedroom. If I don't make the night, one of you guys can have my porn.
Blake Bailey
>its a 'stinkbug invades your living space' level
god i hate these shits
Owen Gutierrez
This.
>lawn gets treated with deterrent
>only roaches I see end up dying due to poison traps laid out
Gabriel Flores
you're like a baby
Aaron Brown
Charles Baker
>tfw friend moved out for the first time in a single apartment a few years ago
>everything is fine
>he slowly lets everything go to shit
>start noticing more trash when I visit
>gets so bad he's just leaving week old pizza boxes out along with bags of trash
>stop visiting for a while but still chat
>finally visit again and it looks a bit better, not as bad but still a bit trashy
>think 'alright I'm just gonna see how he's doing and leave'
>realize I need a glass of water (started coughing)
>"Yeah user there should be some clean glasses in the cabinet"
>open cabinet in kitchen
>roaches fucking everywhere
>close as fast as possible without making scene
>he's still sitting in the living room
>curiosity hits me and I for some fucking reason decide to open the silverware drawer
>mfw can barely see the knives, forks, spoons etc. due to all the roach corpses and roaches scurrying
>tell him I got a call and power walk out of the door, feeling itchy the whole way home
Chase Stewart
At least there's no ticks where I live. How do you get them anyways? Do you have to go into the forest or mountains?
James Foster
A million times worse
youtu.be
Owen Campbell
trust me roaches aren't exclusive to poverty houses or apartments, can't do much if you live in a humid area
Connor Scott
Daniel Lopez
What do you mean? Just keep clean and poison no? Same as regular roaches
Oliver Wright
Nathan Campbell
I hate this faggot because he always overreacts with every bite. It's like
>gonna get bit by this cockroach here
>OH FUCK AAAAAAAA ASDFSDFSDF
>*rolls around screaming*
Matthew Diaz
>confronting the "C"
Kayden Thomas
One of our pets. And yes rar stays in this body now (one of the best warcraft 3 gamers)
Bentley Roberts
fucking hate these things, there’s always at least one of them in my bathroom just chillin.
Lucas Lee
Tall grass
Logan Green
Yeah, guy should have just walked off after getting stung by one of the most painful stings in the animal kingdom
what a pussy
Ryan Jackson
That's why I exclusively use earphones nowadays.
Carson Nelson
This is very good.
Robert Adams
>gets eaten by the tarantula in the corner
good job lil buddy
Brody Morales
Unless you bring a gun, don't even dare going to those places. Urban exploration is great as long as you bring the right protection.
Dominic Baker
>only go outside when i have a hoodie on and a lit joint/cigarette
problem solved
Kayden Green
I dont mind roaches or spiders or even mosquitoes. But if I see centipede anywhere in my room I will lose my absolute shit.
Jordan Turner
kek
Luis Richardson
I hear West Virginia doesn't have any bugs
Cameron Adams
This whole thread makes me think of this PS1 game.
John Brown
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Bentley Gutierrez
I think I found a new deck to play. Does this still hold up?
Blake Howard
Thank you very very much
Jason Stewart
>the raw joy I get by knowing they kill assloads of niggers in africa.
nothing stops this train.
Camden Collins
Search "Mal de Chagas"
Jaxson Hughes
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS
Charles Turner
Never seen a roach in my house let alone seen a roach in years yet every summer I see these ugly legged fucks crawling around somewhere in my house
Fuck off back to the sewers you crawled up from we barely even have spiders here
Ayden Price
>one place
Aaron Brown
should make sure to give them a shake if they're the kind spider sometimes lay their eggs in.
Lucas White
This is satan's actual creation
Christian Powell
Reminder the african population was in decline in early 1900's and aids and natural elements would have finished the job if white people never gave them aid, clothes, housing, food and medicine. Whites created the Orc hordes because of a bleeding heart.
Kayden Price
>t.bug
Angel Collins
>wh*toids created the overpopulation problem in africa
fuck wypipo
Jace Jackson
POO
Julian Stewart
It's true. Bleeding heart liberal faggots and Christians took away natural selection and allowed them to breed like roaches. They doomed the planet.
Nathan Cruz
SF is basically unlivable at this point, from the prices to the pollution to the traffic to the people. If there weren't so many big companies still operating there it would be the next Detroit, and some of those companies are starting to leave.
Benjamin Harris
>At work
>Mosquitos out the ass
>Coworker comes to relieve me
>First thing he does is kill a nearby Dragonfly thinking it was a big mosquito
Double oof. For fucks sake humans are dumb
Parker Nelson
>see one of these fuckers for the first time in my life as a young lad
>it's the middle of the fucking night
>I think it's just a regular roach becuase I didn't know there were roaches that could fly
>try to kill it
>it flys at my face
>mfw
Tyler Phillips
>killing rolly pollies
You no better than the filth beneath my foot
Jacob Allen
Wat
Liam Kelly
Sebastian Fisher
Cordyceps are basically a brain fungus for insects.
Jaxson Anderson
reminder that when you see one cockroach, there's a thousand living behind your walls
Ian Rivera
>female girl (male)
Kayden Nelson
Can it invade humans?
Camden Rogers
Dominic Ramirez
Only in movie games
Benjamin Fisher
No, it is an insect-only parasite
Dylan Murphy
>30 percent of the population has toxoplosmosis
>no one knows what it does in humans
Robert Hernandez
>see a bug in my home
>try to kill it but it gets away
>feel itchy for the rest of the day
It's even worse when you see one late at night and it gets away from you. Having to sleep knowing that a bug is somewhere in my home scurrying about and plotting to take revenge for my failed assassination attempt earlier.
Blake Ramirez
Look my grandmother had 20 cats. If she hasn't raised back from the dead we can safely assume that shit doesn't turn us into zombies at least.
Elijah Walker
I want a cute SEA ROLLY POLLY!
Matthew Adams
>*Streams on Twitch 6 days a week*
Hudson Smith
Except that we do and it's very mild, like an infection or minor flu, if you ever get it and it affects you. It's not something that stays with you forever and it's not some dormant zombie virus
Jackson Long
Do you have the proper dietary supplements needed for their care?
Grayson Ward
Jackson Thompson
No, it's not compatible with us and even if it was, our brains would be way, way too complex for it anyway
Liam Ward
Since it gets rid of rodents' fear of cats when infected, it could be reasonable to assume that it's a similar effect to humans.
Angel Ross
So why are humans not afraid of dogs either then. Alternatively, if only 30% of people have it, why arent more people afraid of cats
Dylan Jenkins
lol
Jordan Hall
>walks real fast at food
Justin Perry
Sebastian Fisher
>We dont know what it does
Except we do you fucking tinfoil fucktards.
Toxoplasmosis
A disease that results from infection with the Toxoplasma gondii parasite.
Toxoplasmosis results from infection with a common parasite found in cat feces and contaminated food. It can cause serious complications for pregnant women and people with weakened immune systems (As can literally any infectious disease or bacteria).
Common
More than 200,000 US cases per year
Treatable by a medical professional
Spreads easily
Requires a medical diagnosis
Lab tests or imaging always required
Medium-term: resolves within months
HOW IT SPREADS
By blood products (unclean needles or unscreened blood).
By mother to baby by pregnancy, labor, or nursing.
Through contaminated food or water.
It's literally just a lowbrow fever inducer
James Garcia
It's possible that the domestication of dogs helped lessen the fear of dogs. For cats, it's important to note that it was innate fear within the rodents; and innate fear differs from basic fear.
John Parker
>only ever encountered one of these fuckers in my life
christ
Luke Foster
is that a fucking botfly