And this is our son's room, he's quite the gamer

Hello, welcome to my room, please enjoy yourself with the various activities and games I have on display!

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The real Marinette always calls me baby

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the camera shake always gets me

Oh darn. Seems like our son is not retarded and actually used the lock on his door. Welp, better luck next time.

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fuck off benny

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>it's uh... just a collection

>And this is our son's room, he's quite the history buff...

What in the goddamn

>He's not here right now because he works six days a week.

Based
I’m gonna do that right now haha

Truth is, our son was smart from the start

>tfw my dad kicked my door down I tried to lock him out as a kid

JESUS CHRIST MOM DONT YOU EVER FUCKING KNOCK
YOU FUCKING BITCH
WHORE
CUNT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM

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OOOOO MISUKI CHAN
KONO ERO MANKO GA
IKU IKUUUUUUU

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youtube.com/watch?v=yqnDQ9M7ijU

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FUCK I LOVED PAINTING THE FUCKING CARS AND SHIT, FUCK

Locking your door when you're inside is peak autism.

This situation is even funnier because the second part of his sentence doesn't even correlate at all to the first one

>he locked the door? better tear it down and remove the lock
>good luck with your broken door son

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how do you even get to this point?

Looks cozy

So do you just post this in multiple boards and watch on your two monitors?

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holy shit is that the guy working on that shitty new thundercats cartoon

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Something feels very off about this one.

Hey son, sorry to bother you but we have a mother of a virus ripping through a household file.

BOOM

BOOM

CRASH

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deep neetdom, where you only leave your room at night, so during the day you piss in bottles

Go back to twitter normgroid.

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Oh hey dad

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What’s for dinner?

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is that Sam Hyde?

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chicken

Knew a dude when I worked at Wal-Mart who was a co-worker's brother. He did nothing but grew grass and played MvC3. Easily 5k+ hours. Probably would go to tourneys if he wasn't pushing 400 pounds.

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My room is white, blank and empty. I have a bed, a wardrobe and a small desk
My PC stays in another room, a 'micro office" room. Despite being pretty strong, there are no gay glass windows or LEDs on it.
No gaymer monitor, mouse, keyboard.

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what in the goddam!

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and wingesh

DECORATE YOUR ROOM, JACK

Take a picture Richter.

just one monitor and I was inspired by the post on Yea Forums

>Lock door when you're not inside
>Can't go inside anymore
WOOOOW

What is shit white kids say for 3 hunnit alex

Based

>withdrew from society for about a year in undergrad
>clogged up the toilet one day
>bathroom was connected to my bedroom, so just left it hoping it would eventually get to the point where I could flush it
>continuously piss into the stopped up toilet, shit out the window
>on the third floor of the complex, assumed I'd never get caught
>never did get caught, justasplanned.gif
>vanished when my lease was up
>apartment complex sent me a bill to clean the "horrifying bathroom"
>never paid it
>never showed up on my credit
>turned my life around, went on to finish undergrad and get a masters
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

I ASKED "ARE YA WINNIN' SON"

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Why not piss in the bathtub or sink you literal retard.

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Because I still took showers and still brushed my teeth and thought pissing in the sink or bathtub was gross.

yeah hes a gamer alright

Nigga it goes down the drain

Fucking god dammit what is this game called

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I fucking love spider-man!

Wait, jizz has a smell?
FUCK

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Yes.

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BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE

r8 my comfy minimalist room

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Might as well hang a big neon sign that says "I'M JACKING OFF" on your door

Jizz into a paper towel and leave it on your desk for a few hours. See if you start to notice a smell.

7/10

Comfy post-apocalyptic feel

That isn't minimalist. That's trash

Ogre user is that you?

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Poor shrek-user, life must be hard.

......Is that an onion dangling in a cage?

>Tiny little nazi lamp

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based never paying debnts user

>He's a big fan of Wolfenstein

Yes, it’s to counter the smell

>friends invite me to a trip to netherlands to some small town
>we are 4 people and split up to 2 hotel rooms
>one of the days of our stay we booked an escape room
>i showered first that day
>while my roommate is showering, pull up phone and do a quick fap
>go to escape room shortly after
>5 seconds into the room one of the guys notices a smell
>"did someone masturbate in here?"
I turned into the worlds greatest detective that day to solve the room

>you don't have anything from the allied side?
>no, no. that sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all.

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you asked for it.
My phone cam leaves pictures tinted yellow, imagine it whiter.

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Get a few toilet things. Pic related. Works a lot longer than an onion.

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90% of Yea Forums can relate to this pic.
Nice room, Hitler would approve
.Give the controller back tyrone.
Fried chicken.

Did you cum in your underwear?

based and asylum pilled

Based

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maybe

I always imagine the dad shuffling in South Park style

>Lock door
>Mom starts banging on the door and yelling, indignified that i'd lock her out of a room in her own house
>For the next week won't shut up about removing the doorhandle on my door

That actually looks really fucking aeshetic and comfortable place to hang out while drinking a whiskey while playing russian roulette

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user what kind of prison allows you to have a laptop?

Woah shit, I often mocked the decorations meme for people who think your place needs to be filled with useless shit, but your room unironically looks like a padded room, and I can't imagine that is healthy psychologically. get some Christmas lights or something, fuck I don't know.

Most countries in Europe have luxurious prisons where it’s easy to get a laptop and phone in

that bed makes me depressed

Fuck you dad, the game was rigged from the start...

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Are these people really the people that scream and demand they make them food? Or is theor life really that sad?

>Live in basement because i find it comfy
>Just once i dared to lock my door so i could sleep in peace on a weekend
>Next time i got grounded my mum Confiscated the bloody stairs and i had to spend the entire day on my room

> swastika pillows

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t.Sam Raimi

> It Looks like my room
We're not gonna make it user

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>not going for the controller closer to her at first

dumb thot

>Confiscated the stairs

IT'S NOT OGRE, YET

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>mad max cd
shrek user is that you

>and this is my dad's room, he's quite the faggot...

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Clever

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is this your kitchen?

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>lampshade isn't leather
one fucking job

>lamps aren't made of skin

mein comfort

*Locks door*

FUCK OFF DAD

yes, but smaller

what the fuck
only 13 seconds apart

Ok Sy calm down

based

Is this guy, dare I say, based?
I want a mancave just like him

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Pretty based if I do say so Poe.

This is why I collect scented candles

This is who's running our country into the ground

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looks neither comfy nor minimalist

>SOME BODY

>tfw mom would do this shit but it was to let the shy daughter of her friend in my room so we could talk and play games

Oh mom...I'm sorry I was such a naive virgin back then. If only I had the mind that I have now I would have understood the signals.

It has soul, I like it.

Based as fuck

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I want Twilight Zelda to dom me so much

You live in the backrooms dude

Cool.

Not only does the aroma give me mates but having something wet on my cock constantly makes it easier to flirt

DAD MY SISTER AND I DEFINITELY WEREN'T GROPING EACH OTHER

>I am not a skinhead
sure

What is this from?

When you're not at work do they keep you in a tiny box? Cells.

we all do, user.
i want to get double-teamed by her and midna (both using futa magic, obviously)

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LUIGI MORE LIKE
lazy neet bitch boy

>we
Die

i've been a NEET for 13 years and always kept a clean and clutterless room. these people are shitstains among shitstains

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>no sheets
nothing triggers me more, absolutely disgusting

The fact nobody gets why you posted this is sad. Fuck Yea Forums.

Who here /no bed/?
I just have a pillow and blanket and sleep on the floor in the corner of my tiny apartment room

definitely a gamer

B-but I did.

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wtf is this, portrayals of white on white heterosexual relations is illegal!

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Honestly pretty comfy.

>mfw i made a much better post but no one gave me a (you)

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that's what you think.

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Believe or not you can like things with bad associations for reasons other than those associations

Same. God the amount of cute daughters of my mom's friends that i autistically shy'd away from kills me

are you a girl?

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch.

>france cartoons

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What does nazism smell like

There's "Why aren't you a 34 year old bachelorette with nothing but lost time and accessories" and then there's almost literally soulless.
At least have a less depressing comfort sheet, fuck.

Sammy's Science House

Seconding I loved doing this shit back in the day. Wish I could find this other game where you just make tesslagrams? and there was some really sweet/ambient music

Something about this picture makes me very uncomfortable

>this picture brought to you by capitalism

neo/v/4.0

>confiscated the stairs

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I'm here for the platinum chip Benny.

>jacking off
>finish
>realize door was wide open
>note from mom on the door about whatever that day

PRAISE THE FRENCH FOR LATEX LADY KID CARTOON

Then spread that ass open, we ain't wasting no time.

>light switch in the middle of the wall above the bed
is this a european thing

I'll have to ask you to leave.

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"sorry, but user is busy right now, he'll go out in a few minutes"

A true chad.

What games would he play?

>Well... he WAS quite the gamer....

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Age of Empires!

Does your basement come with a bathroom?

>trash bin
I don't know how I never noticed this before but this sticks out like a sore thumb to me today. A trash bin's just gonna be unusable after putting like 5 things in it. Also, if it's 3, why not make him a slob? They're not bothered by messes, and I'm pretty sure their hygiene bar doesn't give any negative/positive moodlets, and I don't think 3 has "death by flies" like 2 does.
I realize there's not much of a point in poking holes in a 5+ year old greentext story, but go fuck yourself.

Ah yes, I remember when I was 16 ..

i'm sorry Mr. user dad, user and i are busy at the moment...

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I think it's college humor

Get off Yea Forums Ed-boy

what happened here?

God bless Japan.

new vegas is a terrible game

POOTIS

based test subject

old hikki died by himself
youtube.com/watch?v=oFgWy2ifX5s&t=

I was working on this for a Total War thread and gave up. This is the only time I can own up to my shortcomings

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Now that's a true gamer's room

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It's was a body there wasn't it?

>the swastika was the only nazi symbol

>Playing Fighting Games
This makes a lot of sense to me. He's probably playan Marvel 2 or Blazblue or something.

>Be me in College
>After a "session" I decide to got get some Ramen and Arizona from the dollar store.
>In the elevator two girls walk in
>"Why does it smell like jizz in here?"
>Tfw my whole fucking life flashes before my eyes.
>My Family and Friends definitely knew.

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can someone tell me what's wrong with this? I think it looks comfy

it's so weird to see Lucas room posted off of twitter

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god damn that's a horror story right there

probably a bunch of non-aspies like us. god forbid someone lay down in a room that doesn't have all their childish hobbies and likes plastered all over the place

That's how I want to go out desu

fuck off benny

You don't need hentai posters and dolls everywhere, but there is such a thing as visual ambiance with color and lighting, and the lack thereof. The room appears very sterile and cold, like an office complex. The room would look less off putting if it had warmer lighting.

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>shits out a window
>won’t piss in the shower

Without further interruption

>someone actually took the time to edit out the dildo

nice liebensraum

Bed size and placement are all that bother.
Either push it up along a wall or make it a size bigger. Otherwise nice virgin room

>parents knock on door but immediately open it after knocking before getting a response

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>laying in bed on phone with other hand below the covers because I'm cold
>always paranoid that people will think I'm jacking off

I understand to an extent. But the pillows and lampshades are just too much. Keep the color scheme but ditch the swastika for a lot of the shit there and it’s twice as nice

If i have a cum rag hidden in my room that i've been using for weeks, can someone coming into my room smell it? Asking for a friend

Yes.

Man I jacked off to this game yesterday and It was fun, sauce is Randezvous with a lonely girl

>lived with 3 other people
>came into tissues like a madman since roommates are always out
please don't tell me they knew
I feel like they would be the type to bring it up to tease me

>WHAT THE FUCK BRO YOU JERKED OFF WITHOUT ME?

I can go a few days without sheet's, what's the big deal?

If they ever walked into your room, especially just after you've finished, they know. They probably don't care though.

They do that shit on purpose. Thot yes. Dumb no.

The throw pillows don’t match the leather, but the rest is top tier interior decorating

It was all fucking over for me after my sister started being a slut. I'd always do it in the bathroom and didn't think the stench would linger after I flushed the evidence until she went in immediately after me one day and I heard her quietly mumble "...what's that smell?" as she closed the door behind her. I was fucking mortified

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OwO who's this mommy? Nice to meet you uwu, yep im quite the gamer X3

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Spray deodorant and cheap handsoap are your friends. Also if you do it in the shower the smell gets washed away by the end.

That was your cue to pull your dick out user. I know social skills are hard but cmon

Just use a tissue and flush everytime user. Never leave evidence at the scene of the crime.

>Clog the pipes with cum rags
>Get caught by a plumber
No

GOD WHY IS THE HIKKI GIRL SO CUTE, TFW NO HIKKI GF

That’s why I said tissue smartass. Don’t tell me your third world plumbing can’t handle that.

I flush them down the toilet now after I realized the smell.

Mfw i jack off in bed next to my gf and she never noticed or smelled it yet. mfw big cum stains all on the bed and i just say yea i sweat a lot you know that.

post thumb

>I'm a history buff, I swear

I wonder how his dad feels about this

I will bite
You sleep with your gf but dont fuck?

Ofc i do fuck her. But sometimes you just want to fuck the good old hand.

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That joke is a ritual at this point

Then you have an excuse for dirty sheets, it spilled last fuck and no one noticed until now

Have the mushrooms started growing in yet?

>he thinks he's safe
Enjoy explaining the ball of cum papers clogging the pipes

Couldn't you move trash manually, or at least sell the bin and replace it

Mfw her sister slept in the same bed when we were away and the sheets were not changed.

thank you my man

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BENNY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT STAYING THE FRICK OUTTA MY ROOM!

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Pretty good lighting.

>Can't we get back to the topic at hand?

>door to my room has no lock
>dad constantly walks in while I’m watching ricardo vids on /wsg/

No but my dog did find my last rag and tried to eat it

enjoy your psychiatric cell you freak

Looks comfy af

Not now, user, the thread is now about masturbation.

Underrated post

based zelder

>our sons room is upstairs, let me show you

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Kek that girl watching behind them.

why is jav so fucking weird

Radiation

im glad that im too autistic about my shit to eat and game at the same time. the thought of grease and oil on my controllers makes me seethe

>sega controllers
absolutely based and frenchpilled

What the hell does it smell like

shut up you ffuckimg redditor

MOM COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR

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Mine did. My dad thought I would be fun and cool to make a tower for our house. So I lived in the tower. It was the only second store in the house. Sometimes he would show the visits around because he was so fucking proud of the tower. My sister's room was below. I could peek through the floor boards and see my sister changing clothes. It was fun while it lasted. I think she noticed me once. Hope she didn't.

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>My dad thought I would be fun and cool to make a tower for our house

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bedbugs.

Quick question cause I'm actually fucking retarded. Will it still smell if I just splooge in the sink and just flush it away? I never jizz and clean with a tissue cause I knew better, but I fucking forgot about the smell

Goddamn son, you definitely have some kind of psychological issue. Normal people arent this bland.

What scares me the most is that the only thing separating yours room and your sisters were some floor boards instead of, you know, actual floor.

Absolutely living the dream

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I get it's just for censoring purposes but who the hell jerks it inside their boxers? That boy ain't right

>he's quite a high roller baby

>My dad thought I would be fun and cool to make a tower for our house
hes right you know, towers are cool af

I smelt my own every now and then and it kinda smells like my clothes after a sweaty gym session.
I just hoped noone really smells and notices it

MA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?!

>Joker poster
How does it feel like to be a living meme?

what game?

Nah it's only noticeable if it's out in the air for a while

oh thank fuck

>My dad thought I would be fun and cool to make a tower for our house.
Explain this

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Hope

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>those manfaces

wooooow nonoonononono

*It would be. Sorry. He wanted the house to look unique, kinda like some sort of fortress. He left my mom a couple years ago. We use the tower for storage now. Most of the house is in pretty bad shape after he left. My mom has to pay for all the expenses and we live in a big ass property outside of town. She lives there with my sister and little brothers. I'm going to college so they're on their own most of the year. Sometimes I worry about their safety. My neighbors are pretty rapey and sketchy looking hillbillies. My sister is pretty hot and young... I hope they don't get any funny ideas. I wouldn't know what to do

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!

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please be my trans final fantasy gf.

this stupid video makes me sad fuck

>Tiger bedsheet
I thought those only existed in the third world

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Well, he already started with a tower, you should go all in and build a moat and some additional defenses to protect your family

>that dad who knocks but open the door instantly

I am a MAN user.
I bought it in Salem, MA...

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... welp... time to wash my sheets.

I guess I could snipe people from the roof. Too bad I don't own a rifle and guns are expensive and hard to own in my socialist shithole

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>tfw didn't have a room door until I moved out

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this. The excessive black swastikas look like spider legs to me. It's freaking me out.

!

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>tfw have a crimson oriental panda sheet
Another thing these spics are good at is making these damn comfy sheets.

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What game?

r8 my room vee

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10/10
Heavy inflation and being called Not Sure imminent.

T. Juden

wait a second that's a modern vampire's secure coffin storage bunker

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That's not very nice of you user.
Please post panda blanket.

SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW
AND PISSING OUT THE WINDOW
ARE TWO
DIFFERENT
THIIIINGS!!!!!

I guess it can be used as a bunker. That's not the main intention of it but when all things go south we might use it as such

are you greek by any chance

It's in my sister's closet and it's late at night, so I don't want to wake her and her kids up. But I assure you it's a pretty cool blanket. I'll post it on the next battle station thread.

I look forward to it.

Kek

I mean, I can see this being useful if you're living in a space for a short while and can quickly pack up and get out with just 1 bag.

They're hard to keep clean.

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>im a man
not for long you aren't

He's saving it for later

But the door is being opened from the inside. What type of trickery is this?

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no it's not. vampires aren't even real and if we were the bunker wouldn't be so bright

Post Shrek hands LMAO

That manga collection is pretty neat

SACHIKO MAYU NOOOOOOO

>t. a vampire

Jej

>if we were

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the power of Christ compels you!

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>thought it was a cute bishounen
>tits
ugh..

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Looks like a hospital

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>"he's uh... a bit of a history buff.."

none, he just posts on Yea Forums a lot

evidence or not, people will know you masturbate

That's everyone here

Bases

>open to a table with a laptop that probably has the current stocks on
>While I lay in bed masturbating to the 5% increment I got by selling some stocks rexently
My proudest fap and you know it mom, bitch you wish were me right then.
Funny enough, I'm not Jewish, I just like money becoming more money

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I always take a piss after I wank so the piss smell takes over.

Jesus Christ just jack off into the toilet anons.

>and last but not least this is our daughter's room

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are low tables any good? sitting on the floor sounds comfy and cool.

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My mom once broke my door with a hammer while I was at the school. Obviously when I saw it, I got incredible pissed. I told my mom that I needed privacy but she just told me to fuck off.
So, I started to masturbate with my door open. Then she took my computer but bitch I didn't gave a fuck. I still masturbated.
3 days later I got home and saw my door fixed.

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So I didn't follow the instructions and leave the immediate area after spraying some Raid. Am I going to die?

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DAD NOOOOOOOOOOO I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK!

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unironically based. sounds like a cool dude

christ, i used to just leave it in my fucking boxers as a young teenager.

and our family was doing well enough to afford a maid. she did our laundry. oh jesus fucking christ, please god let me forget.

holy fucking BASED

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Lol if you just put a nice table lamp in there for warmer lighting and invested in a bed not meant for a broke Russian hospital then itd be serviceable. What you go there friend is a room where someone would be kept before they're tested on and killed.

absolute alpha

What are you doing in my house Benny?

Is this the new season of Delocated?

Siranjit here

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermine

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youtube.com/watch?v=qAzVYCs4BMY
starts playing

>keeping filthy shoes next to your bed
at least leave them by the door

Based
Mom belongs in the kitchen making me some hot chicken tendies

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>470294823

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illustrate for me how you sleep on those 2 balls

>3000x7432

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Sure thing, user. Sure thing.

Back to resetera

user, i...

Do you want to play Halo and suck each other's dicks

>おいオヤジ、なんしてんの?でててくれ、ね?

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TELL ME user!
I MUST KNOW!

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We can play Halo if you'd like. I just beat CE Anniversary the other day with my friend.

hah, a room what's that

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He already said what game it was in his first post.

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Holy chad

I feel like the person in the original pictures could be doing it all as a joke. Why would anyone need that many dildos/toys? I could understand 5 maybe even 10. I'm sure there are some anons with a handful of fleshlights but fucking 40?

Awesome but what about afterwards

Oh.
My apologies friends.
I haven't been getting good sleep recently and have been stressed out due to my personal issues.

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>

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We can play other games if you'd like.

fuck off back to retardera.

>the pillows
gets me every time

Keep at it user, the idea by itself got me a belly laugh and what you got looks great.

Is jerking each other off a game

No, sorry.

>user, what the fuck is this room?
>Wait, I can explain. I hate the Jews and I wish the Holocaust had been real.

I understand, bro has gotta jack it to some good shit to relax

I guess that room mislead me

Wait a second is that Zak fucking Bagans?

>user, what the fuck is this room?
>I collect WW2 stuff but I found all the Nazi stuff for real cheap! Can you believe someone was just going to throw out Hitler's lamp?

I'm a homo and I like wieners and guys, but you will have to win my heart.

Yah dude

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thats pretty fucking cool my man

Goddamn that's hot

pretty comfy without the nazi stuff

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>not heroes 3

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you missed a spot

Now its ruined

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Cringe

The Scottish Beyonce

literally soulless

I'm a cautious believer

>oh... looks like he's on his vr headset haha
somebody post it

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>soulless

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twitter.com/Lyricoldrap/status/1150121447857086464
you can't make this shit up.

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Goddamn I wish I was dedicated to make you mine

So this is what he's been doing since AGP died

Do you even know if I'm worth that, user?

Source?

How the fuck did you shit out the window? I don't understand, did you crawl up on the ledge and hang your ass out?

WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY JESUS CHRIST

Sitting on the floor is great. Saves space and easier to move.

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they probably work in the industry

People don't have to reply to imply they got the joke redditor.

his boxers are around his ankles user
he's jerking it under a tissue i'm pretty sure

He has 5000 hours playing Hearts Of Iron only as Germany.

Where's the fun if I knew that already

It'd save the both of us some time!

based

Time isn't something I'm concerned about

i like the pillows

Probably for the best. I remember coming across a Bukowski quote when I was a kid - "sometimes you just gotta pee in the sink". And I took it to heart, at first only doing it when there was no free bathroom in the house, then eventually sneakily doing it at other peoples houses. A sink is just another potential urinal now, and much less hassle than pissing in the toilet.

I am. I'm an old man now.

Couldn't possibly be older than me

Didn't Germany have other military symbols to use? Why does he only use the swastika? Should mix it up a bit with an Iron Cross

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Sauce?

is that actually piss or green tea

I'm 26 now.

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reeeee hiroshimoot delete my post NOW

I'm 25

Not him but just because you're surrounded by kids on Yea Forums doesn't mean you're an old man. I'm 30.

Holy shit shut the fuck up fagfags

there are high end video cards without pointless LEDs on them?

>some tissue
>clogging the pipes
what kind of amerimutt-tier plumbing do you have ?

28 here whaddya talkin about lads?

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Does anyone have the cybernetics one? i lost it when my laptop died

Goddamn zoomers.
Everyone here is like legitimately 16 now every time I meet someone new, I don't like it.
Please be kind.

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>nobody posted the MS paint tranny one
I'm dissapointed in you Yea Forums

Gay boomer

tissues don't degrade, there isn't part of the world that you flush them.

>my sister started being a slut
>what's that smell?
does not compute

I said please be kind.

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Plz user bro, Nyaa doesn't have it

Haha wow getting bullied by someone younger

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>no furry porn plastered all over the walls

>Can you believe someone was just going to throw out Hitler's lamp?
No, that kind of thing goes for big money, you liar

>German edition

You know im just teasing and would give headpats afterwards

hey i know you're a boy, but are you like... a cute boy?

Based

>diet coke
>playing mobileshit
>watching twitch
>in a browser
>with chat visible

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i bought it, though.

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>that ungodly amount of food
>DIET coke

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Zoomer starter pack

comfy

I have a feeling this'll be me. Except I'd have a really big dick mark on the ground due to my really big dick.

Good, it's important to be nice to your elders...
Lots of people call me cute, I'd have to say yes.

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>CE Anniversary
you really are gay.

The elderly should be in bed by now

seems redundant to have a 360 and a kotatsu for warmth

That's the version that was in the MCC.
Please, it's the weekend.

I guess bingo does go a little later on weekends

Jews fear the tower building family father

Tried it for 6 months. Pretty comfy, although your back hurts after a while if you're not used to it. You'll inevitably be more flexible but I'd weigh the pros and cons.

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Happened with me
>lock door for privacy reasons
>kicks door down
>"ya winnin son?"
Third line might not be true, but my door's been fucked for 4 years now, just have to barely push it to open it now.

i told you dad im not a gamer
im a gaymer

based as fuck.

Too easy

GIGAAAAAAAAA
DORIRUUUUUUUUUU
BUREIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The girl is "asian"

FEAR OF THE DARK

I'm 90% sure that's a pair of stolen panties he's jerking off into.

what was the password, again?

Trying to finish those morytania diaries? Or do you just like fishing monks for whatever reason

>that moment when you realise that semen isn't water soluble

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Old screenshot, was doing them to 99 but then I learned about internal eels

pretty cool lair honestly

Ugh, good luck with that cps. Monks are my go-to for fishing xp just because of the afkability, but I had to give up around 91 when I could at least finish the mort elite diaries.

It isn't?

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>mother always says my room smells bad/weird
Oh fuck...

its right there next to the soap and irrefutable holocaust evidence

This explains a lot of weird looks

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GTA San Andreas

That could also just be your body odor, if you have bad hygiene and don’t keep up on laundry.
But if you have good hygiene and laundry habits, she was definitely smelling ur cum

Nope. I learned to stop jacking off in the shower the hard way. I’ve also clogged the shower shaving my pubes too tbf.
The combo is the worst

gib code user!

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Skinheads dont create shit.

this guy has a wife and i dont

I guess. My dad used to be a huge racist and anti semite. He's mellowed out a bit since the divorce. Still loves building shit and hates niggers though

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God I'm so lonely hahaha I just want someone cute

legit laughed out loud oh god

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is there a fluid that CAN solute it? washing off makes it feel like shit.
If I had a bottle of cum-b-gone I could shower right afterwards instead of having to wait a couple hours.

i know the feel

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>first year of college
>lived in one of those fucking rat cages where the beds are 2 feet apart
>super sneaky masturbator, learned to listen for the door and cover my wiener when my roommate was approaching
>used to just throw my cumrags in the trash and cover it up with a plastic bag or something
>didnt know at the time cum left a smell
Just the thought of him knowing that his creepy hermit roommate that never smiles or goes out or has any friends stays inside jacking off all day will haunt me forever.

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he doesnt. its a spoof of the Nazi one (who actually has a wife).
Considering all the dildos here are out of their casings with multiple different brands and considering they are usually plastic vacuum-sealed so as to not be sold as used products and this person has several dragon dildos (which are bought by-order only) the person here is actually an extreme degenerate. likely a furry or they are owned owned by multiple furries that get together through orgy groups.

I could imagine that it might just be one extremely rich person ordering all those for a joke, but then I notice how shitty the quality of that shower is, and how poorly clean it is and there's no doubt in my mind that this person must have multiple STDs.
My only consolation is that Im sure he/she/abomination will die of AIDS

Sauce, please

It's ok to have little to no decoration or clutter, you need a good foundation to have those

they arent teasing you, they are just disgusted.
you know what to do

>tfw my mom walked in on me jerking off to JAV now she knocks everytime she enters my room

exhentai.org/g/1195933/a86c071fd3/

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

x for doubt

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based and dickpilled

who is that lesbian on the right

Absolute lad

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