PRESSING UP TO JUMP IS FUCKING FUCKED UP

PRESSING UP TO JUMP IS FUCKING FUCKED UP

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he’s right tbqh

ASS

If you use up to jump in Smash bros you're a fucking mongoloid idiot dipshit

not the most terrible choice for jump button, but not the greatest either.

Mike Matei needs to write AVGN again. It was funny when James would actually review the game and complain about it. Now he just rushes through it sounding bored as hell and inserts some lame slapstick between gameplay. It's cringeworthy.

YOU PRESS DOWN......TO SHOOT DIAGONALLY UP......

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We live in the year 2007, and they can't figure out that shit like that takes up too much room? These fucking things should be BANNED

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Your prerogative, my dude.

He's gonna take you back to the past...
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass.
He'd rather have... A BBC
Satisfy his wife like he never could
He'd rather eat... The cum filled asshole
Remains of her being passed round the 'hood

He's the angriest cuck you've ever heard
He's the angry beta male nerd
He's the angry open relationship nerd
He's the cuckold video game nerd

ASSS *diarrhea noises* ASSSSSS
PENIS VAGINA COCK SUCKER! THIS GAME IS BAAAAD! ITS A BIG DINO POOPOO!!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!

I always loved how his hand shook a bit while holding it making it look like he was choking the fucking thing.

This.
James was funny when it was just him talking his real thoughts about Simon's Quest and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Not when he brought Mike onto the show.

t. 40 years old grown man

I know what you mean. He'll say his famous catchphrases without any soul. He should honestly take a break. Maybe make a spin-off with strictly newer games or something.

I miss board James but at least you know what's bullshit is still ongoing and it's still pretty good.

kekkle

KILL A HERD OF FUCKING UGLY REDS? A HERD OF FUCKING UGLY REDS?
OH MY GOD, A UNLICENSED NINTENDO GAME SAID THE WORD FUCK!? IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING ?!?

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you know bullshit went to bullshit with "better" production qualities.

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me in the middle

>old avgn
>casually reviews games as if he were James himself.
>even at his angriest, it feels genuine and how people would actually react
>Quotes are actually memorable for being funny
>skits were actually funny and had soul
>has control over the game, if it’s shit he turns it off when he wants

>Modern avgn
>completely flanderizes the character.
>Has over the top fits that are super annoying and cringe, not how normal people act
>quotes are only memorable for how cringy they are
>skits are terribly unfunny and overuse green screen/bad effects, whereas the old ones actually try.
>games have control over him. Acts like he’s in actual pain rather than in shock at how bad they are.

Please James just end it