Which mario party minigame is the most retarded?
Which mario party minigame is the most retarded?
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A Day At The Races ( MP2 )
Random Ride ( MP5 )
That minigame where you have to grab fruit from a tree and avoid honeycombs since it is easy to tell who will win right from the start but it's a slow game to have to play through
pushy penguins
>Playing Mario RNGarty
>Not Dokapon Kingdom (Chadkapon Kingdom, as I like to call it.)
Your mom
Battle Canyon has the worst board gimmick
t.Shyguy
Man I wanna fuck these
It's the same shit as Goomba's Greedy Gala or Mystery Land
All these weird shitty boards divided in 4 parts never work
It's not just that it's four parts it that going to the next part isn't on a set space so while humans can time where they land AI is too dumb to so they easily miss stars making the board easy for you
They are the best
Is it time?
excuse me I'm a Snifit thank you
>stream just started
gee I wonder why this thread was made
Doesn't the full image of this suck?
There's no sucking involved, though :^)
Plus if you're not gay it'll prolly do nothing for you, so yeah, it likely sucks to most.
Lets some some fun out there, folks!
Bowser's Big Blast or any other RNG-based minigame
Pure luck mini-games aside, Speeding Bullets. Using the unresponsive gyro controls on the 3DS makes it very unfun and retarded.
RNG is the best just get better luck
Show me
*The Blue Skies Yonder in my path*
>the top 100
9 had some good ones though. Snow go and pit or platter can eat a dick though.
Playing MPIQ with friends sucks. They'll always just mash the button and do a random answer.
hehe
>whining about RNG games
waaaaaaaaaah
it's like whining about the cards you draw in Uno, sometimes you get shit you can't work with, sometimes you have to make it work
the REAL issue are the games that are impossible for certain people to win
various 1v3s have this problem, like Shock, Drop and Roll any sufficiently skilled human player can't lose as one of the 3 because it takes too long to change the speed and direction AND there's a 'tell' in the visible motion and click before it actually does it
Nice. Who drew it?
gay
>waaaaaaaaaah
Because it's literally "Pick any one of these and see if it's the right one or not."
It had sweet art though.
Yes, that is chance. It is a BOARD GAME vidya where fortunes are won and lost in moments, not "be always able to perfectly handle all situations and never ever lose".
I can understand the frustration, but they're simply a part of the game and at least fully RNG, as opposed to being LITERALLY impossible like what I'd mentioned.
You're the kind of person who plays Smash Bros without items, aren't you?
>404
what the shit
When is it ShyGuy time?
>deny him the shekels & you're sure to feel the wraith of the jew
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When a minigame used this song, you know you were in for a great game.
Then make it interesting. This mini-game is just one decision. You don't even get to make it with everyone at the same time, fighting over a fishing pole you think is the right one. You take turns walking up and just pressing A. That's not fun.
And certainly not in anyway comparable to Super Smash Bros without items.
It's not a game. It's just like going random.org and betting on it drawing 1 or 2. UNO is a game.
>Wah
Bowser is always the best part of the game
Literally any of those Wild West duel mini games from MP5.
Completely random if you win or not
All of the random ones that require no skill
Luck is a skill
what is he hiding in the chest?
did either of you save it?
We should get rid of dice rolls too. Those are all random and require no skill
I'll upload it one more time just for you, user.
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Prepare for the HAHALOCAUST
this is really good
did you do it? it's nice
All the dicks trannies chop off
>ywn pull his bobbeh trigger
>Play with people that don't have the memory of a goldfish.
>You're all just sitting there on that one minigame for like 5 minutes before the game just decides to call it a draw and no one wins or loses anything.
I'll take a quick 100% luck-based minigame over this boring piece of shit any day.
Prooooot :DDD
>that artstyle
so it IS you, it's been a while
I would like to see the Parakarry image though, can't believe no one wanted to see it yet
I've looked through the archives
who is it user
spill the beans
Shy Guy Says because after a point in time, even getting a right answer will automatically generate a “wrong” answer to end the game.
Semi-related but Bumper Balls and Slot Car Derby are the dopest minigames.
not in name, just in association
I've seen many images that they draw that can only be found by using the archives because they're real secret about their stuff
ah, what a shame
well, they're extremely good at what they do
Whatever happened to the Dolphin Mario Party netplay theeads?
for games like this and the messsy memory ones you really gotta make additional rules or think of ways to fuck with your friends playing
for the beat goes on we'd allow controller slapping and distracting ther person by any means
messy memory people would always copy the first to finish so some of us would intentionally mis place items and the re arrange them last second
cope
I dont get it, why are you so obsessed with this shit?
hey that's a nice thumbnail, link to original?
have sex
Wario, NOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN!
rekt
Is there a Mario party that you can play online?
shut the fuck up loser
also why did lom start retardy an hour early
kys 1f56
>why did lom start retardy an hour early
Cause we havent had tardy is like 3 weeks
All the ones up to Wii at least.
Love you too!
based
Well, there's an issue with that image.
It involves pic related and is therefore instantly something not many people would be interested in. Though I also have some loli Ms. Mowz too if it -is- someone's speed.
Also got some more Parakarry that's still gay if the above isn't what you guys like: imgur.com
Don't worry there's a 40% chance he will do it.
oh, I already knew it was straight
I just like looking at your art
are you kidding me? i'm interested in both of those things
Post em
stay away peachfags, this is his game now
Day at the Races was fun, Random Ride is just garbage.
shit taste
>shit taste
Rude
This is all for now. imgur.com
Now be good boys and enjoy the retardy.
we're all prison gay here, straight is fine
CHANCE TIME!
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bless your heart
keep up the good work, mate
>Shy Guy Says because after a point in time, even getting a right answer will automatically generate a “wrong” answer to end the game.
This is false. It reduces the amount of time you get to answer, so if the flag isn't fully raised, it won't count, but it won't penalize you for getting the right answer.
ah-ree-gah-toe, senpai
Why is peach the best?
made for BBC
Big Bowser Cock
>archives
Oi lad... what should I be searching for?
JUST FUCKING STREAM ALREADY YOU FAGGOT
Oh shit man glad to see you
Refresh it you dummy
She is shit! Mario deserves better. Like Bowsette.
I realized I left out the loli Mrs. Mowz picture despite mentioning it, and though I don't want to give too much at once I feel it's not nice to talk about shit you're not gonna share - so reload the imgur page and check the bottom.
>my hitler was used
oh gosh
FUCK YOU
I'm still only seeing the first 2
did I fuck up or is there still just the two?
Hoped you liked that Kung-Pow pic I made. Oh look: guess who's back as well?
wait nevermind it showed up
What’s up with the mario party/homestuck crossover shitposting
Like was there an origin to that or just one of those random meme crossovers?
thanks broh
prolly gotta shift+reload to fully reload the page my duders, showed up for me like that
Nice to see the familiar faces
it's some mentally ill people posting here. I love watching retardy and Lom but some of the viewers are the most retarded people there is.
But white men are supposed to have all of the privilege and power! It's us wokebros that are truly oppressed!
I've never had to bypass my cache before so I never knew how to "fully" refresh a page
this is good to know
>just one of those random meme crossovers?
Mainly this but also there is some logic Toad is todd howard and someone made a todd howard homestuck so toad homestuck was born
>tfw you're making cakes but remember you're retarded
it's usually just one person posting those art pieces, though
and it's not like people are discussing Homestuck in stream either(I don't care about it, better to not talk about it at all) but you're making it sound like it's a constant massive thing when it isn't
funny as this makes your post kinda ironic
Do you have a twitter or anything? Do you like drawing young mice?
THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED
FUCK PEACH
It's not just the homestuck poster, there's also the bowsette tránny, the avatar facebookfag and more.
Wario BTFO
Thot doesn't deserve anything of what shes getting
If you see their thubnail you use that to find other posts by them.
sometimes they post imgur links that aren't dead but a lot of them are dead and a lot of it is gay stuff.
there is a fucking trail of breadcrumbs that leads to other breadcrumbs that lead to the trail you started with but maybe you will find something you like.
M A Y B E
DAILY FUCKING REMINDER
It's called being comfy
Peach is bae
>all these hidden blocks
>Make sure Luigi doesn't hear this
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The boat rowing one from the original mario party wrecked all my controllers. Fuck that minigame.
>That fucking thread
what the FUCK is HIS problem?
There are a total of two whole Bowsette images(there's "three" but one is mocking bowsette AND homestuck) in the thread, and now you're just giving them attention.
Dunno who the "facebook avatar" fag is either, so I'll just have you not explain it to avoid giving whoever the fuck that is more attention too.
Again, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it actually is, and when you do you're 10x more likely to get people shitposting with those things because you're complaining instead of just ignoring.
Now enjoy some retardy, my dude.
fun times were had in that thread. I got the Luigi one too
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>I asked Midnaposter to pop in in a SGDQ thread
Did Midnaposter remember?
>fuckin' monkey can't go five seconds without getting shot at. Let alone with a thot onboard
none of the links work
you were too late to the party, user
direct links to porn will get you b&(especially if a jannie is especially butthurt that day) so that guy deletes the albums a little bit after sharing them
>direct links to porn will get you b&
never thought i'd hear that here. is this the worst timeline?
it's a blue board
well even years ago that's how it worked
you can link to things like cover pages for doujins and shit, but a direct link to dicks is a no-no
Lost all his coins, only to get more from the bank
Only in Mario Party
wow guess im still a newfag
THIS LIMP DICKED KEKED FUCKING TURTLE CAN EAT MY ASS
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RIGGED
Might as well just pull up a proxy and post them directly then.
The nice mods will even delete the images for you instead of making you 404 the links yourself.
He works for Peach
Can we all agree to just leave out Thot out of Retardies?
this is the most redpilled game of mario party I've ever seen jfc
WTF no she is the best
so many Boswer bombs
Why is Peach bullying Wario so much this game bros
god i wish that were me
SEND BING BING YOUR POWER
PEACHTARDS CAN'T WIN AGAINST US
Can we all agree to just leave out Weeg out of Retardies?
The pure randomness games
>Bowsers Big Blast
For example
Dead Shy Guy in the middle.
OFFICIAL CHARACTER BLACKLIST:
thot
Never thought I'd say this but save us Bing
Why hate peach?
CARL!
KHAARL!
CORAL!
>Ditches BOTH bowser and mario
>Doesn't try to smack sense into them
>Leaves them to die on a fucking moon
Mario and Bowser are at least frenemies.
I nominate this song for the final 5 turn because of tax queen
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>>Leaves them to die on a fucking moon
They should just git gud
no
play ayy lmao maccarena lom
>gets dragged around to cool places, doesn't even get to leave her room, locked up daily
>finally rescued, would've likely been okay with Mario alone giving her flowers
>Bowser tries to cockblock but Mario gets competitive and tries to force Peach to accept his flowers over Bowser's, which just pisses her off because she'd thought it was finally fucking over and she could relax
if Mario had just SO LONG GAY BOWSER'd that fag Peach probably would've taken him along on her worldwide trip to see all the places she didn't get to explore and had all the sex with him
come on now, user
also they can get off that moon just fine
wrong post
We need a doctor to help those with butthurt after a peach win
don't listen to him goy- I mean Lom. Forbidden treasure awaits for the chosen ones
Lom, play the for the last turn: youtube.com
>>gets dragged around to cool places, doesn't even get to leave her room, locked up daily
dumb thot doesn't leave the room of her own castle. her own fault.
Who here likes peach
Me
I'd fuck Peach
lulz
>the diamond encrusted palace of Peach
whats the lore with this map? why is a sheriff shy guy frozen in the ice volcano
won coins, only to lose them all in the same turn
bravo
wait SHIT
Giver her your coins
Last turn and got coin star because of it, securing her victory 100%
literally a pure style play
this game fucking sucks
fuck peachfags
She got Coin Star thanks to this
The one where you shake the Wiimote in a jerking off motion to shake the sodas.
>Me as a teenage boy vs proud slut
Never got more competitive in my life.
Seething incels BTFO, time to have sex.
>two 4ths in one night
single most rigged mario retardy i've ever seen
this was the worst fucking game i've seen
i feel legitimently empty inside
>broke his oath by giving it to me
>you can't get behind me
Well I ain't no movie star
But I can get behind anything
WHERE'S THE STREAM
please forgive me for what i have done
what the FUCK
literally all of the links are 404'd
what the fuck man
if you delete your post promptly, sure
I see.
Looks like someone is about to get the Skynet treatment then
it's already explained in the thread my dude
That looks too big for her
Day at the Races and Bowser's Bigger Blast are maximum kino because of the pure tension felt in them.
Well I'm sifting and I cant find it. I hate to ask to be spoonfed but none of the links work, and reloading any of the pages doesnt work. Apparently some anons saved it and it was reuploaded, but those links don't work.
Im sorry but its just frustrating.
long story short porn links can't hang around for long because blue board
:(
what a coincidence: that's what your dad told me last night when your mom took my dick into her snooch. Now onto pressing matters. If Proshi beefs it this board, the tin man here will make boots out of him
lads i think we're witnessing the start of a new curse
Who are you rooting for
not the loser, I can tell you that much
haha
Pedal power is the only correct anwser
Lom is WEAK
What a lot of money
I think we have a clear winner
Whoops wrong shitpost
THAT CASH
>384 coins
are you fucking kidding me?
>384 coins
mecha marathon
Why even try
where's the fucking stream boys
>get robbed
>still twice as rich as everyone else combined
While this song meant you were about to be ridden hard.
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i'll give you a hint
illemol
you can figure it out if you do SOMETHING to this word.
he's the most popular artifact streamer on twitch
>lose all your coins because you're a blind retard
>jew robs your lamp right after
imagine being Yoshi
RIGGED, WHAT TEH FUCK
Waluigi confirmed for Smash
How shall the batsu game be played for the impending loser? I had some actual bottle rockets & a Bazelgeuse figure, but they are in storage.
lol 0 coins
Nice coins you have
OHNONONONO
HE HATES IT
days since jewish tricks: 0
HAHA
AAHA
HHHA
AAAA
>the absolute state of daisy
Because Peach is pink
She's cute and pretty
She never sacrifices her femininity even in activities like sports
She's a princess
She has an amazing body that's even powerful enough to KO enemies
She's my role model
HE'S BACK
Nice
BASED jews robbing the thot
GAY LUIGI
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
I can't believe it. The jew might win with all the upset mo-what the FUCK IS GOING ON!?!
Pretty much anything 100% luck
So basically Day at the Races especially when you're in 1st where you don't even get to chose.
Is she going to be okay?
You can improve your chances of winning day at the races by picking Bobomb.
I thought it was just my girlfriend.
Do people really hate Peach in MP that much?
I'm still not going to stop using her
Good morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees
HOLY SHIT IT WARIO
lol
who's laughing now yoshit?
>he doubted waluigi
Peach is a whore that always gets hidden blocks
That was a fucking wild ride.
Waluigi should write a book
Wario loss streak starts
tune in next time..on Mario Retardy Z
>loses over 400 coins
>still wins
>picking
Again, 1st place doesn't get this luxury.
Even then Bombomb isn't a guarantee. For me it seems like Thwomp wins the most, not like I usually get to chose it though.
Nice mewtwo
>complaining about RNG in a party game
Damn user you sound real fun at partys
>had to get as lucky as Peach did to win, which people were bitching and moaning about
didn't even root for Yoshi and seeing you niggas play the bitch game just sad
thanks, now pick how Yoshi gets snuffed
Lom should do it.
Lum Gun
FINNA CHAIR THIS YOSHIT FROM THE TOP ROPE
cope, that was all skill BAYBEE
>hidden blocks and stars spawning right in front of him + Wario's chance time is skill
Damn, Peach is fucking pro then.
What? He just barely squeezed past Wario for the win. Peach had 10 fucking starts by the end.
You're missing that people were cheering for both of them as if they were a team, not -just- Waluigi. They would've acted the same if either one won.
>stops right before the door for seemingly no reason
>star appears behind the door immediately after
His high IQ 64D plays are just too complex for us to comprehend
boy am i glad that i'm out here
Because it was a close game. Peach had 10 stars to everyone else's 4- by the end of the game.
he did have a reason for that, though
had 1 space left in his move, had a choice of blue space or item game, CPUs will just about always choose item games
I thought the other one was happening
oh even so, they know when a happening will 'give' them something or not and items are still their go-tos
It means random melents to work, like a fruit that shifts the order a bit.
Whoops, forgot that the collage was made before Lum was attacked. I'm sure she's all ri-ohhhh
NVM, See ya next retardy & whatever you do: don't let Lom know
Someone get the dragon balls
Am I glad that he's frozen in there
And that we're out here
Mario Party 5's "Get a rope" or whatever bullshit that sorry excuse of a mini game is called.
yes it was literally fucking called "get a rope"
unlike most, i don't mind pure rng games but this one is just dumb
Shyguy is best
>hurrr me can't press two buttons at once
what happened to teacher? I thought he did retardy?
Who?
spoopy time
T E R R I F I E D
Good going Booette!
F
>Bobbeh failed to win for once
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