Why do food pokemon like Farfetch'd, Vanilluxe and Alcremie even exist? They'd be good as dead in any ecosystem

Looks like you're the one who doesn't read his pokedex, faggot

Vanilluxe isn't actual food, it is just snow and ice.

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Damn look at the brapper on that pikachu

How do I nuzlocke? Gonna play Pkmn White for the very first time and thought I give this nuzlocke thing a try

what even happened here

Yeah so are snocones with no syrup

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A shiny Ponyta showed up and that guy sperged out.

now post the next part where he fucks it up and loses it

What even happened?

*sigh* if you actually followed shadman's lore you would know that's actually a transformed ditto

Challenge starts once you have pokeballs.
You must catch (or attempt to catch) the first pokemon you encounter in each route, they are the only pokemon you are allowed to use for the whole game.
If one of your pokemon faints you have to treat them like they're dead and put them in a pc graveyard box.
There are many optional rules like the duplicate rule which is if you already own the first pokemon you encounter on a route you don't have to catch it, catch the next new one.

The horse that shows up in the top right with blue fire is a shiny. Shinies are an alternate colour version of the standard Pokemon that has a reasonably low appearance rate (without boosts, around 1/4000 in modern games, though in LGPE you can boost your shiny encounter rate to 1/300~).You can see the Dodrio he's riding is also shiny, notice how it's green rather than the naturally brown coloured Dodrio nearby.

A lot of people collect/hunt for these shiny Pokemon and finding one is considered exciting, so there are a variety of "shiny reaction" videos. People also stream themselves shiny hunting too. He's reacting to the shiny showing up.

sounds fun, thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=dZd4Sfr_cmg

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>shadman

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>zoomer doesn’t remember when the Simpsons did a joke about the banned Pokemon episode with the seizure lights
You have to be 18 to post here, just FYI.

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Shadman died 2 years ago

sorry I don't remember every god damn joke from the show I watched like 20 years ago

>sneedman

I just didn't see the shiny, I didn't know how pokemon spawning worked in this game

imagine caring this much about a palette swapped pokemon

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In Pokémon, ice cream was designed after the Vanillite line, not the other way around. They’re snow-covered icicles.

I suppose Alcremie could have been adapted similar to a cicada in that they basically flood the ecosystem with so much of themselves that no matter how good they taste the animals all get sick of eating them

Farfetch’d is just based on shitty Japanese wordplay or something

>Crossovers between American shit, Weeb shit, and shitty porn

This is fucking Sonichu levels of cringe autism. What's next, family guy jokes?

>sneedman

That comic unironically gave me a vore fetish or some shit. Imagine a world where animals exist that you can eat like berries that taste like a good ass cake and exerting so much power over them that at will you just devour them on the spot.

already happened user

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What happened here, why did it turn into a rattata?

alcreamie is a fairy, candy fairy, its better than vanishit, waifus always win, GF only kniw create waifus,

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Alot of his comic contain pornographic stuff and his recent Mew2 and Dito is great.
I've been a shad supporter since 2011 and have a hard time being objective when it comes to him

okay, this is eBic

youtu.be/pPCcf86ZKnM?t=18

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Ratatta are fucking tiny and one was hiding in the grass between him and the blue horse.

What’s better, cream pie waifu or cream puff dog

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It didn't there was a rattata in the grass right in front of it that he couldn't see lol
You can see it if you search for it and squint

And going into a battle despawns the other pokemon I'm guessing
rip

friggen sweet

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imagine being at pokedex
so fat you look and see food

Could see this actually happening in Family Guy

EL SNEEDO

just a reminder that he took down the belle delphine picture because he was getting threatened to be sued

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what's the song in the background?

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Turns out it was the anime pokedex and only alluded to in the game pokedex.
Either way, suck it.

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picture's still up famalam

I was very disappointed with the way he drew her balls.
Also, he needs to stop drawing real people and then wimping out. He should do more original shit and video game characters.

>shadman

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Wasn’t a evo for Farfetch’d leaked called Sirfetch’d

this pokeman shit is getting old shad

>Banjoker's bitch

Touché

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>They'd be good as dead in any ecosystem.

Every animal in an ecosystem is a food animal, user. All animals are made out of food. But to specifically answer your question:

>Farfetch'd
The onion isn't a part of it's body, but an item it finds and uses as a weapon. Farfetch'd being delicious only backfired with Humans finding out that you can cook them with their sword and their delicious, for every other creature Farfetch'd is a dangerous, territorial, water fowl with a sword.

>Vanilluxe
Vannilluxe isn't made out of food. They're an ice body covered in snow.

>Alcremie
The creme Alcremie makes doesn't make up the entirity of her body and is more like a secretion they make in order to defend themselves. The website says if an Alcremie feels threatened by a predator they'll throw globs of cream at the attacker and run off while they're distracted. The cream is rich, delicious, and fragrant, but it's also poisoned with some sort of tranquilizer hormone that makes a creature docile and sluggish. Humans, again, domestic and tame these creatures because they want to eat that cream and get high.

real talk, why is shad doing gay shit now
seems like a weird transition from lolis

A sneedman comic?