Have you managed to get your gf into videogames?

Imagine making fake texts about a fantasy where you have a girlfriend who plays on your emulator.

>Making her play the worst Zelda game

Chopping his dick off doesn't make her a woman.

>oho!
You’re weird as hell but your girlfriend likes you so it’s fine

>you have to hold the fn key to hit F7
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Oho!

in general she's sticking with the normal save system of the game; only used a state since we had to stop playing abruptly while in the middle of a temple

we're doing them all (except SS probably, i dont want to sit through that). OoT was her first real videogame. I'm really just trying to get through MM so we can get to Wind Waker, which I imagine she'll like most because it's fucking adorable. But she's getting all the masks, i just nudge her in the right direction and let her figure it out.

watching her get competent at iron knuckle fights has been particularly satisfying. she went from mashing b to actually learning to bait attacks and mind her spacing. dark souls soon.

She sounds like she fucks black guys

>oho!
cringe

I met my gf on world of Warcraft.
>she moves across the country and we’ve been living together over a year.
>she’s better than me

Fake and gay

gotta be careful with those going into games machines

>Oho!

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sneed

not gonna say you're wrong but she's marrying me so maybe she's retarded

Yeah, I got her into anime and bdsm too. Get an aspie girl that wants you like a God and you can shape her to your tastes.

>(you have to hold the fn key to hit f7)

>Texting this bitch like its an article

bruh
She wears the pants in this relationship doesn't she get out while you can

no im just autistic

90% of girls would rather have someone else tell then what to do than think it through themselves.

Good for you both user

Well kinda, i gave her my old pc when i got a new one + access to my steam account. I know she liked portal 1-2 and fallout 3. I even got her into playing dark souls. She played ds2 first and actually completed it, pretty much all on her own, apart from me explaining some stats and stuff for her.

Lately we've been playing some wow classic private servers, mostly for me to get in the mood and to see if she wants to play it when it comes out.

Oh yea, she also plays alot of pokeMMO.

mine plays retarded shit like poi

My gf has recently been playing a lot of A Hat In Time and she's gotten p good at it. The spooky mansion spooks her too much but it's whatever

>she also plays alot of pokeMMO.
>IE: Talking to a bunch of other hungry nerds and getting a bunch of attention
Get out while you can bro

happy for you user

I type like this to my fiance too, incels dont get being silly

Same here but ff14. She isn't better than me but she flew out here and is now living with me. one of my best decisions ever because she loves women and 3 ways

Thats very sweet user, im glad you and your gf can enjoy games.

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>Finger + Kiss Emoji
>Using Emojis

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Get with the times grandpa

No I am a depressed incel about to commit suicide

That dudes getting cheated on lmao
either that or he was a smart beta and settled for a dependapotamus.

Im not the person you replied to, but what the fuck are you talking about, nobody even talks in pokeMMO

based

>it's another "my gf" thread

fuck you guys I haven't had one of those since 16

I got her into castlevania tho which was nice

im actually the one that plays more games. my husband only really ever plays couch coop games with me like re5

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Dumb fucking incel.

let me cuck your husband
i love re5

Reminder to sit down with your girlfriends and talk about opening up a Patreon/Onlyfans page. It's easy money but most insecure/religion beaten cucks don't dare try it.

fuck you I've never had one, now gtfo

>ex didn't wanna play vidya with me
>she was only interested in sex and weed
I just wanted to play Mario Kart or something.

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nah i like him specifically because he's a jacked normalfag

I wouldnt want my gf to play video games, I'd rather keep my hobby for myself

She tries arguing by the way just show her this

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>oho!

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>tfw 29
>tfw never had a real gf

Is there any hope for me at this point?

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there's no hope for me is there bros
god dammit
i don't even want sex, i just want a gf to hold hands with

No. Decade+ of experience. If you act like a little sweetheart Susie homemaker, she is going to get bored of you being a pushover and fuck someone exciting.
Believe it or dont. Idgaf

I dont really like girls who are into video games

>no "thanks"
you getting played dude.

Pls be my gf.

>Oho!

I wish it was a rule you had to fap before posting so people wouldn't post their cuck fantasies.

>go see movie with grill
>says she wants to see another movie some time soon
>wants to do other stuff too
i dont know how to interpret this i have autism

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I fucked you're girlfriend

gl user i hope u make it

u wouldn't want a half Spanish half black gf anyway user

>having to convert your woman to anything
JUST date women who have similar interests you fucking idiots

At least he's not forcing his kid to be into video games yet.

>half black half spanish
Post a pic mutt.

Lol dude you’re in just be yourself it’s gotten you this far

My ex used to shit on me for using cookiecutter rift climbing builds in diablo 3 while she was stuck at gr20 with her shitty special snowflake sets. Fuck her.

yes of course

It's just the standard insecurity on this site, anons have low self esteem so they think the idea of a girl being loyal to them and then they project it.

>played through SD2/3 with her
>playing through DKC1 and SMB3
>regularly tag team RPGs
>MonHun together
>always tank/heal duo in MMORPGs
>play sandbox builders together and make lovely sweet homes
>into all sorts of shit old and new, isn't a faggot who needs DEM GRAFFIX to play a game
She was pretty kino to start though, she just needed some exposure to things because she came from a small town and vidya is always a hard sell in those corners of the world.

What's it like to even hold hands?

Dont overthink it faggot, just hang out with her and make her your gf.

>half Spanish half black
sounds like my fetish

It means she didn't like the movie and she wants to see other ones without you. Wanting to do other stuff also means doing other things that don't involve you.
Bad luck, bro.

Literally how do I get my wife into SMT? She loves Pokemon, BDSM, and Judeo-Christian mysticism, so it should be bing bang boom. I'm trying for Persona rn because she also likes shitty anime.

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It's nice but after the first few times it just becomes another thing you do. Honestly the first time you hold hands is the best kind of like the first time you masturbated. First everything is the best and then it just becomes routine.

Women don't have their own interests. They only get them from men.

This

>overthinking shit this much

Lol

Awkward and sweaty for the most part. Passionate kissing, OTOH, is something that never gets old.

No way lol

Not him but that's just a result of your taste in women. Not every single girl in the world is the same. They all react differently to approaches and get different vibes depending on how you treat them.

>Similar hobbies
Recipe for disaster right there. Just go for who you like. You go after a girl for their interests that interest is gonna be all she remembers you for that is if she doesn't toss you in with the rest who tried to appeal to her that way.

He was already into video games, we actually met from a mutual interest in a weekly thread that was on Yea Forums and previously Yea Forums.

OTOH?

know any good co-op games?
my gf usually only plays if I'm playing as well
seething

woah user, I think she she hates you and thats why she keeps wanting to spend time with you
no wait maybe she's trying to steal your precious anime collection and also some food from your fridge
whatever you do don't continue to see her, she might even.... MARRY YOU *GASP*

20XX and River City Ransom Underground

>those short replies compared to yours
Yeah she's fucking other guys, OP.

on the other hole
he's talking about eating ass

n-no bully pls

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Dios mio...

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The short replies are mitigated by her coming to him for help. Which translates into respect and being open to follow his orders. Read harder between the lines my man. It's a science.

>MM with save states
This is illegal you know

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>Forced her to play SD2
And she didn't break up with you? Lucky man

desu i was the one who got my bf into gaming

Nasty. It's all brown and shit.

kill yourself and don't forget to dilate

>Not him but that's just a result of your taste in women. Not every single girl in the world is the same. They all react differently to approaches and get different vibes depending on how you treat them.
yea I covered the fatties in my original post
even their tolerance for it can go so far too. You act like half our brain isnt hard wired for this shit and that the past 100 or so years has completely changed the anatomy of the human brain. That isn't the case. This shit is engrained in our very being.
You act like a weak male and half their brain is screaming this faggot cant protect my kids.

she genuinely looks like an outlier for her demographic not just in looks but achievement as well, I don't know I feel like I can tell these things at face value, you shouldn't be embarrassed to have her as your girlfriend user

She likes shitty anime and she doesn't like SMT? That's strange.

29 KHHV so... no there's no real hope past 25 to be honest.

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I am a girl :)

What's it like to have friends anons?

Shes pretty. As long as shes not a super cunt you're fine.

I'm completely terrified of talking to girls after years of humilating experiences at school and sexual abuse by my dad. It seems totally fantastic that anyone would ever be into me in that way. Like I have a better chance of winning the lottery or sprouting wings.

>implying im a mentally ill tranny

K :)

This is sexism lads

STOP with the fucking gf posts!!!!
JUST STOP IT
do you have any idea what it's like to be an incel? fuckig show some empathy for ONCE in your normie lives you pieces of shitty filth. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT HURTS ? fuck you. gf this and gf that. you are literally BRAGGING and showing off. every waking moment is fucking AGONY for me and YOU DONT EVEN CARE. fucking go to /soc/ you shitheads and STOP TORTURING ME

L O N D O N
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its like being on reddit, as thats where all these normalfags are from

A trans gf wouldn't need help operating an emulator.

pretty mutt

>oho!

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>implying

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unironically what did OP mean by that

Cherish her

Daily reminder that if you've lost your virginity without paying money for it you're a normalfag, no ifs, ands or buts.

One of my best friends is Canadian and he does this. Is it just a Canadian thing?

You're getting cucked by tyrone months later anyways.

my girlfriend is pretty into video games, as in, I let her suck my dick and watch while I play lmao

thanks! these look good, any suggestions on the switch?
she's cute, post more or her insta
cringe
incels aren't real, there are women right now that you can get with if you try
and then theres this one where I'm not sure if its satire or not

I did, but then I regretted it. Total non-gamer to full on game addiction. She barely slept, went late to work all the time (and lost the job), barely eat any prepared and healthy meals, often didn't have time to take a shower. Worst decision I ever made.

have sex

She's already into vidya. Funny enough, she is far more a dedicated player than me since she makes sure that she plats all of the game that she owns. She even help me finish Sekiro because I was filtered by Tomoe Genichiro.

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neck yourself beta cuck
>j-j-just settle for a used up roast that's done riding the cock carousel.... w-worked for me!!

>oho!

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dilate

trans gf's are the emulators

>"my sexual impulses are stunted because i was raped as a child"
>LOL ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD BRO JUST BE YOURSELF

why are normalfags like this

seethe

>27 years old
>had sex once 8 years ago
>I was wasted so didn't cum
>don't really remember it
>spent 1 hour walking around trying to find my way home because I was lost (new to the city - uni)
>that's it
>too autistic and retarded to be a normal fag so come to Yea Forums
>find out I'm too normalfag for Yea Forums

w-where do I go? what the fuck do I do?

Oh no, not this bitch again

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no but really though, dilate. i'm not even mad but you unironically are a cuck, a tranny chaser or a fag. get help.

r9k

Failed normie. Reddit would be right up your alley.

52% likelihood, after all.

post boipussy to return to Yea Forums in open arms

It kinda figures that the gf of a jacked normalfag who barely plays games(IE barely enjoys himself) looks like someone who posts on instagram.

That's just reality though. Switch your hobbies to the gym and work a high stress job. Cynicism will kick in eventually and adjust your personality to the point where you'll get one in eventually. Also that looks like a nice jacket ho

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Stay mad, virgin. I'll enjoy playing with my autist gf and fuck my normie side bitch.

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470281358
>reddit filename
sad.

I unironically have no idea how to use reddit - it's like it was designed by a fucktard.
if that's where I have to go then I will try to learn the upvotes and circle jerks
I don't know if I can leave this place though, I was going to stop coming here 10 years ago

remember its not cringe to have a girlfriend
its cringe to share your personal moments looking for validation from others
doubly so on an anonymous message board

if hypothetically this autist gf is real, where do i go to collect mine

/r9k/ or Yea Forums are good too for failed normies.

Wait until 40 and you'll have desperate cat ladies seeking a man. Don't lose hope fren

No man it's cool, you two can be stupid together and live happily

>my gf

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anymore buzzwords you want to use?
maybe want some tips on speaking to real life women?
not even close to what I said.
I was letting him know its not a lost cause, even if he feels like one

are you actually worried you're a normie rn. half of this entire board is filled with normies that claim to hate normies.

my gf controls me through my penis

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furious normie cuck lmao
"i love the taste of dried jizz in my gf's roast beef flaps" - u
LMAOOOO

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>i don't care that my gf slept with a black man, i love diversity!

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Kinda. Ended up carrying her through Low and High Rank in MHGen because she wanted the Kirin set.

I met her at my university. I saw her playing story of seasons so I approached her then talk about vidya together. Lonely autist are pretty easy to get but they tend to be clingy as fuck but I think that's what make her cute.

>no of course I don't monitor my gf's phone! she can have as many male friends as she likes. our relationship is built on TRUST

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Yea Forums was actually the only board I was ever on 10 years ago, used to be fucking funny and it felt fucking dangerous cause you'd see some genuine gore. I saw 1 cp pic and it genuinely made me cry. It just seems to be a porn board now though.
I thought r9k was just full blown autists so have avoided it, didn't want to even consider I'd fit in there. I'll have a look.

why the fuck are you putting your gf's pictures on Yea Forums?

Do not give up hope user
I was a virgin until I was 23

in these fantasies are you the cuck or the cuck-ee

My ex stopped playing games entirely because I criticized her once about something minor

>tfw 27
>tfw never had a fake gf

you're doing better than me user

I am just vocalizing the truth the cucks posting ITT are too scared to admit

OP, under no circumstances should you ever send that many messages consecutively to a girl asking a simple question. She WILL dump your ass.

op here, i came home to this a little while back

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i've never seen anyone playing or talking about vidya at my university. maybe the switch lite will bring them out.

>360 remote
>emulator

once you "get it" dating and sex becomes way easier overall
user this is really sad.
be honest with us or at least yourself

PLEEEEASE VALIDATE MY BRAPHOG!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME MY LIFE IS A SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!

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after 7 years i think that wouldve happened already. in general i'd agree with you, especially for a new girl. however in the case of something requiring a multiple-step explanation i make an exception.

get blacked faggot bitch boy

That's why she's your girlfriend tho and not your wife. Besides, relationships rely on nothing but trust. If you don't like it,stay out of one forever as not only are you a bad judge of character you're also too chickenshit to take a stand for yourself and would rather generalize as a self defense mechanism.

>phone right beside her so she can check her tinder when you're not looking
lmfao @ ur life zoomer

>gf is into gaming
>plays PoE and RoR
>actually enjoys vidya
>going into vr shit
>get to flex my autism with game development bullshit
>perfect synergy between us
>we're both in agreement marriage is a meme
we need some actual fun games that require effort to beat in co-op on any platform because this ride is just getting started

>becomes way easier overall
h-haha y-yeah

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>YES, I AM A KEKOLD AND PROUD
fuckin kek!!!!!!!! my sides!!!!!!!!

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>look back on my life
>realise all the opportunities I had with girls that I wasted
>all the obvious hints
>tell myself I'll be ready for it next time
>never am
>continue to destroy every single chance I get even though I'm aware I'm destroying it

why do I have to self-defeat so much? is it because I don't feel I deserve happiness?

RE Revelations 2 is a good one

If you keep getting cucked out of every relationship, you either suck at picking partners or you're a painfully uninteresting. You can't be a boring person AND bad at sex, user.

>small tits
user I am so sorry sex is much better when you get a girl on top of you and she's smothering you with her huge ass tiddies doesn't even matter how ugly she is it's just the best

>>we're both in agreement marriage is a meme
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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are you guys serious?
does this make you feel better or what?
why even be in a thread like this?
it takes awhile. I was maybe 22 when I really got around to understanding how to date.
it's mostly about staying true to yourself, not doing/saying anything you wouldnt normally do.
once you find yourself the girls find you

>>we're both in agreement marriage is a meme
enjoy your "open" relationship in a few years once she's completely finished controlling you bro lmfao you're played so hard jesus christ

it's because you're scared of fucking it up should you succeed

why are you on Yea Forums, normalnigger?

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>fat with small tits

Check out people who are using their laptops too and hope that they're playing vidya. I'm not really sure if switch lite is enough to bring out their inner bings. Anyway you can always find a normalfag gf and then convert her into gamer.

Name one benefit of marriage for the man. One.

>Not writing a simple script for her so all she has to do is double click
Terrible boyfriend. I hope she's fucking some black dudes kn the side who can code.

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noted
>get to jump ship anytime i want
i see no problems here

That's not what's being said but hey whatever makes your retarded ass laugh.
*holds up spork*

it protects your children

Congrats, your girlfriend is a bitch

Wait, you guys are being unironic when you say you are virgins?

>don't send that many messages
>don't show so much interest
>don't call first
>don't show her your figurine collection
>don't cum on her face

I swear you retards come up with some new dumbass rule every day. The moment I stopped listening to Yea Forums I started getting chicks left and right

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the best bit is I work a shitty job where I don't meet anyone new and I don't go out so I don't even get a chance to fuck up future opportunities

enjoy being blacked, cucked, NRTd, catching AIDs and then she leaves you taking half your income due to co-habitation being treated the same as marriage

furious cuck LMAO

just to be clear i (op) am not although i dont particularly disagree with any of his posts

theres a pasta/document called 'the book of pook' floating around that i read like eight years ago, it's actually got some extremely good advice with regard to figuring out the mental approach to dating (basically: sort your own shit out first)

Christcuck marriage? None

From what?

this, she loves difficult games but also frustrates way too easily. If it were co-op she would love a difficulty spike
>hurr durr reddit!
I've been on Yea Forums since I was like 12 or something. this reddit meme is lame as fuck all you newfags need to go back

Cuddle her, its cute to do.

estate rights if one of you dies

There's less hope, but there's still hope

Listen to more rap music

Don't get cucked son.

>noOOoO don't expose me a redditor!!!!!!!
lmaoin
go back there you worthless drone

lel, shitty as in Doga Kobo or bottom-tier SHAFT, not shitty as in Gainax or high-tier SHAFT.

sex is gay user, dont you know

>oho!

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She was already into vidya
But man is she fucking shit at it and her taste aren't the best
I tend to avoid playing vidya with her because she's one of those whiners when she loses or things don't go her way.

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>double down on the reddit joke
keep going man you're breaking my heart

And why can't those same things happen if you are also married?

Y-yeah. It's just for lols and memes haha.

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How old are you two?

well i sit in one of the two main public areas every day and i haven't seen anyone. i think i just got shit luck with my uni because there are basically zero girls to be found in the csci/engineering buildings. i have no reason to make my way over to the library across campus other than to scout out girls and that's creepy af.

Milky bags of salty coins.

>is into games, half black
pls tell me you dont have short hair, that would be such a waste for a normal fag

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>that visible herpes on the bottom of his deck
anyways it feels incredible, especially if you cum in her mouth while she's still sucking

Not that great desu
benis in bagina is great tho

getting your balls sucked feels amazing but you need to be clean shaved to really get the best out of it. The ballsuck + handjob will make you bust quick as hell if you let your guard down

I'll never know. My GF is fucking terrible at hand and blow jobs. I just go straight into fucking after getting her off.

Maybe my balls are just sensitive but I can't stand any real pressure on them. Becomes a dull pain very very quickly for me.

She's exposed! Attack her sex organ for massive orgasm!

You only have 1 year left to become a wizard. Do you really want to give that up for a taste of flesh?

ye i'm no better than you i just know the feel. i haven't had that many opportunities to fuck up. thinking about going to maybe SGDQ or something to at least make some friends that could lead to finding someone.

27, started dating at 20. wedding's in a couple months, pretty excited desu. it's actually a good relationship. she started off having basically no common interests or hobbies of her own (because she's a girl) but i've slowly gotten her into all my shit plus her own hobbies.

What planet are you from

Unless you're exceptionally wealthy and have protected your wealth from her in case of break up, all women will eventually get bored and cheat on you/dump you for someone they've been eyeing up as a replacement

no marriage = open relationship in the eyes of a woman
no woman would ever tell Chad she doesn't want to get married. beta cucks get old marriage isn't important so roasties can go fuck tyrone, tyrese, jamal, abdullah etc guilt free

>be 28
>never had a gf
>only have a few friends, none of them live near me and haven't spoken to them in weeks
>feel pretty apathetic about everything
>no strong opinions on anything
>go to work, play vidya, watch film/tv and browse Yea Forums and Yea Forums
>joke about at work - the only people who really see me would never know anything was wrong
>get drunk every alone every saturday, listen to music and internally feel like screaming but instead I just shitpost on Yea Forums

what the fuck is wrong with me anons, can I be fixed?

The amount of shit you sent compared to her response tells me you find this far more important than she does

should be funny when you find out shes been getting blacked for years behind your back enjoy pal

>dating the same girl from 20
what the fuck is wrong with amerilards? is she your cousin too? she has to be related in some way. inbred mongrel bitches LOL

just be yourself
but when in doubt, refer to this handy cheat-sheet

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yes.

i'm black actually

Just b urself but only around her, with other people around try to act like a slightly more talkative Clint Eastwood character, even if your girl likes your funny quirks her friends won't and will convince her to dump you, don't (you) me calling me an incel or whatever I'm just looking out for user here.

No, dude. It's definitely the opposite. I mean, you're likely to get cucked by being in a relationship of any sort, but once you put a ring on it, the woman no longer sees you as a challenge. I can't understand how you see a giant financial ceremony and obligation as being less cucked than just fucking a girl and spending time together. Granted, your average cuck in a relationship doesn't see the cheating and typical girl bullshit coming like us jaded autists, but it's still better than tying yourself down in a legal arrangement to a hole.

basically you'll get to unload your cock inside one of her holes the next time you see her, possibly on her face if she's cool

gross

may be hormonal. go to /fit/ and get your body sorted out. get your testosterone checked. if youve got the money (and are in the us), go with a concierge clinic like defy medical. they're extremely knowledgeable and far more likely to get you on a trt regimen that some random endocrinologist. It's hard enough getting a regular doctor to even order the test in the first place. Defy is like $250 for a labcorp order for a gigantic blood panel that will check literally everything that could be wrong with you hormonally. they just dont deal with insurance.

I was 30 yo kissless virgin when I started to seriously get into the whole gf game. It's just like anything else at that point, just do your research on how to do normalfag stuff, or rather how to fake it until it rubs on to you.

Put yourself out there, be it online or real life, preferably both. Get dates, no matter how ugly the hambeast. Lower your standards from perfect anime waifus and just get experience with women and dating. The first 10+ dates will be horrible trainwrecks, but it'll slowly make you better at it.

It took me 1,5 years, but I've managed to get from zero to clearing all bases and having a wonderful gf whom I've been together for half a year now. You can do it too.

>>don't send that many messages
>>don't show so much interest
Both of these are actually pretty good pieces of advice/guidelines though. Girls,hell, people don't like to be approached as if your existance depends on them co-operating

This guy is based and has had sex with a proper government approved female. I will never understand that "ohmygodblowjobsareamazingWAYbetterthansex" shit outside of it just being a meme started by horny gay guys hoping to get more dick to suck out on the market.

It's alright but it's not much better than jerking off.

When I smonk wend my heart rate goes super fast and it's disconcerting as fuck, sometimes it's painful too and I swear last time I did the left side of my neck like swelled up or some shit

i'm sorry to hear that

have you tried growing up instead of being a faggot that plays video games and watches movies all day? sure, a few hours of competitive multiplayer ladder a week is fine, but if you're still playing singleplayer games in your late 20s it's time to kill yourself

if you don't make a woman see marriage as agreeing to ownership caveman style then there is no hope for you. remove yourself from the gene pool so you don't breed any more wristlet, heightlet, genelet, brainlet goblins in to the world

you are the doomer meme
you need a goal to life and fight towards
many of us feel this feel... its the lack of purpose

just dream big and try, you will fail, you will feel hurt and yet you will feel alive for the first time in years and than you gonna try again

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>settling for a 30+ overweight stinking autistic roast beef flap hamplanet
a fate worse than death. staying a virgin would be preferrable to dating a literal hog in human form

>Meet girl.
>Hang out a lot.
>Find out some based dude got her into Dark Souls.
>Offer to play it with her since the dude is too busy to.
>We play through the whole trilogy.
>Flirt with her.
>Flirts back, find out she likes me.
>Start flirting harder.
> * time passes*
>Suddenly everything's shit.
>She gets pissed at me once every other day of the week.
>If I play some single player game, she's offended.
>If I forget some trivia related to her that she's told me xyz weeks ago, she's pissed for the rest of the day.
>If I take longer than 5 minutes to respond to her texts without outright stating I'm busy with chores or work, she's mad again.

Fucking sucks, time to cut loose if I can't figure out how to reel her dumb shit in. Was nice having a steady co-op partner, woman or not, too. Have a whole bunch of vidya lined up to play, but at this rate...

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>getting your dick sucked
>It's alright but it's not much better than jerking off.
you are definitely circumsized lmfao

>make a woman see marriage as agreeing to ownership caveman style

I don't even know whether you're seriously bluepilled or so redpilled you've gone full circle into insanity. Married women cheat. Like fucking crazy.

>already 29
>also never been in a real romantic relationship
I want to die in my sleep, or gain the courage to shotgun my chest. Suffering is the only constant in life. There is nothing here. You don't have to be a superhero to become invisible.

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Yes, be my gf. You don't deserve standards at this point.

no because I've never had a gf

ok cuck sure they cheat on low test gamma males like you. don't try to put your issues on actual men. should have drank your milk and ate your greens as a kid, maybe you would have made some physical gains worth a shit and women would actually respect you

I thought being like this was the standard on this site, apparently everyone else is a chad here

Drop Yea Forums and Yea Forums. Drop alcohol.
Join a kickboxing gym/dojo.
You'll be fine.

>get girlfriend
>all going well
>starts getting clingy
>too clingy,didn't sign up for this time to end it
>threatens to kill herself if I do
>end up super stressed out for a year and didn't leave her because I was worried she'd do it

At least your guys relationship was normal

>cute girl works at my store
>my manager and another co-worker are bullying us both saying "you're both slightly autistic, you'd be cute together"
>me and her haven't talked outside of one time I said her new glasses looked nice
The fuck do I do bros

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I think about doing it daily but don't have the balls to actually do it

holy fuck, sauce?

based

vast majority of white women are bot fond of blacks. i should know, because im green

Maybe ten years ago but Yea Forums got too big, lurking more ceased being discouraged, and that's how we fell into the shithole we're in now.

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Grab her by the pussy, post results.

what animu ?

>admitting to being a cuck
are you also into findom

literally no one irl would describe anyone as autistic, so stop LARPing you dumb faggot

Good thing she's an ex user, that doesn't sound like an ideal relationship. She was probably a demon.

Yes you can. Just remember that changing habits is absurdly difficult if they've been there for a while. Be realistic with yourself and remember to validate and reward yourself for the small steps. No one else ever will and you need to accept that.

I need to find a place with people like me, I can't stand this facebook-lite environment

Oh yeah? I do.

yeah user, when we were 16 and social outcasts and then eventually most of us grew up and stopped being retarded nolife faggots

Define "clingy"
As long as you're fucking like once or twice a week about anyway a girl shouldn't be clingy. She should be thinking you're a sex machine.

You could mass ban people who make and reply to these threads without sageing and this board would be a better without these normgroids shitting it up.

My GF likes Vidya. She loves the typical girl games and shit like shantae

It was an easier way for me to summarize them both saying "you're both quiet, shy, and like video games!"

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doesnt sound like you’ve ever spoken to a real life woman

seems like you grew more retarded though

ignore the faggots, ask her out

you are literally the same as the angry bagel manlet guy. stop getting so worked up that your place in life is so low you have to bend the knee to women. get help.

literally try discords. most public ones are gonna have trannies and annoying cunts but that's everywhere so just ignore them or leave if you don't like the discord.

otherwise every so often there's like a "steam friends" post in the evening on this site where people are looking for friends and a bunch of fags want to be mating pressed that you could check out.

ask her to the movies so you can just chat before the movie for a bit without having to have a full blown conversation and then maybe you'll get to hold her hand afterwards :)

I'll just keep pretending that everyone else is a failure like me and avoid these blogfaggotry humblegragging threads

Pretty sure she just didn't care about your nerdy childish hobby in the first place and just "tried" to play vidya to be nice.

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Agreed. Social media is one of the most disgusting creations to rise out of human civilization.

You're telling him that he's bending the knee to get women while simultaneously touting marriage as a good way to keep women around. I don't even believe you're trolling, given the speed at which you respond.

>blames ex for everything wrong in the world
You're going places m8

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We'd fuck everytime we'd see each other but that didn't do shit. We're talking
>where are you, what time are you off? Why didn't you talk to me during lunch?
>It's 9:05 weren't you off at 9? Hello? Let's see each other every waking moment.
>What time are you off from work? 10PM? That's okay we can see each other for 2 hours. It's already 10AM you awake? Hello? *calls two times*
>Decide not to answer phone one day after work *calls 10 times*
>leaves 2 voicemail, calls work

That kind of clingy

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its a power play you imbecile. post a picture of your wrists so we can all have a laugh at your manlet genetics

There are other chans. Lurk moar
Avoid discords like the plague, they are nothing but cancerous circle jerks that people get way too involved in.

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This, SOs tend to try their opposites hobies.

absolutely based

Why are you so certain that I'm a manlet?

I played a bunch of DQ9 co-op with my then gf a few years ago. That was fun i guess

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Maybe it's just me but every girlfriend I've ever had has been like this.
I understand your pains on a spiritual level, user

>because she's a girl
What's that supposed to mean? What are her own hobbies?

>SOs
go back there

why don't you post proof? i'm trying to save the world from another mass killing when you finally blow a gasket and go shooting people because of your inferior genetics

Everyone needs a little guidance now and then, user. Why you think that people with different interests than you are elas worthy? For the love of God, have sex.

it's obvious from the way you talk

but you’re the one being insecure and demeaning woman user
does the bagel guy actual roam /v?

fuck why are american girls such sluts? I bet if I was in america I'd have no problem

my girlfriend only plays casual games like lol, overwatch or some switch games, but she is also interested in other games, souls games, rpgs

My wife plays more video games than me because I'm basically her slave

Sorry lads, but this is what making it is. Show me the hottest woman you can find, and I will show you a man who is sick of her shit. Be happy you can cause a woman to fear being without you.

>meet new girl
>date her
>find out she has BPD

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>insecure and demeaning woman
calm down white knight. there are no women here, so drop the toe sucking act

and I forgot: I met her in a videogame, so yeah, she already played before

Post proof of what? I never claimed anything one way or the other. All I said was that marriage is a dumb idea if you want to keep yourself as uncucked as humanly possible in 2019.

I think it’s kind of cute. Maybe I’m getting old.

why does Yea Forums pretend that no one has a successful relationship or marriage?

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>the amount of incels seething at the texts and criticizing everything because they read some muh alpha PUA shit
cute pic OP, hope you two have a good life together

not even close
my girl knows I hate being on my phone, she even apologizes after sending too many messages

stay cucked. no woman will ever truly love you unless she is mentally ill. maybe you should get bone surgery or something, there has to be a way to get the normal proportions of a real actual male (i.e. not you)

No, calling you twenty times and leaving voicemails and walls of texts, then texting her coworkers friends to find out where you are at work and blow up on you every other day isn't normal.

The duality of man.

Go to church, they all need older guys to sweep them off their feet.

because Yea Forumsedditors can only be in relationships with ugly women

I was literally just comparing you to the bagel guy. that you brought up.
you cant even hold a conversation online no wonder you cant get laid irl

because this isn't /r/relationships or /r/marriage or whatever faggot reddit board you browse. nobody here is living a lie. kill yourself faggot

kill yourself normie

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I'm literally engaged, lmao.

Yea Forums has been bitter about the alpha autists who can contain themselves in public for the last decade

you are obsessed with the bagel manlet. is he your idol? are you so short, so weak, have such bad genetics that even a 5foot midget seems like a life goal to you?

it's better staying a virgin than dating ugly women

She actually kind of does, despite how crazy the post may initially seem.

Does she have a history of interracial relationships?

I legitimately forget that most people not only talk to, but have relationships with women.

Why are you so angry?

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You're in denial lads. They're all this crazy when you're doing it right. I'm not saying it's normal and I'm not saying it isn't abusive and creepy. I'm just saying that's the reality. Remember that the opposite of attraction isn't hatred, it's indifference.

she mostly plays sims games and dont starve and such, but she also put a decent amount of time into rdr2, got pretty far in the story but only to unlock stuff so she can hunt and craft what she wants

>our personalities don't match

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its one thing to be negative about your own love life, i get it ive been there
but these anons that are trying so hard to invalidate others’ relationships... its just really sad

>that post
>normalfag
retard

based and too much truth for the cuck fetishists in this thread.

470286372
>reddit filename
just lol

Actually upset.

Yea Forums used to be so comfy, why did normal people have to ruin it with their friends and ability to have social interactions

I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. I'm the one who types like a manlet apparently. I think you're both arguing with each other when you mean to tell me I'm a cuck and a small-wristed manlet.

>BPD girl in my graduate cohort
>super hot, got tons of male attention
>best student out of all of us
>absolutely fucking guano
Really is a looks/int/sanity trinity where you can only have two.

lads what does it mean if I can't hurt myself let alone kill myself but think about suicide every day

they're ugly low tier normals who feel the need to brag about their "success" with landwhales on Yea Forums

My gf is playing a ton of Don't Starve, too. Sucks ass, though, it's such a goddamn boring game. Took me months to finally weasel my way out of having to play it and her accepting I'm just not into her favorite game. I need survival games to have a building aspect to them that can contain my autism, and DST is just boring menial repetitive chores after another.

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just go talk to your fathers even you even know them and ask for them to explain why you are genetically inferior. arguing on the internet won't increase your testosterone or change your bone structure.

Me too. At this point I will rather die alone, I will never give in and date some ugly whale or some crazy old lady. I may not have much but I will die with dignity.

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Mad online.

user this just aint true. I’ve had one girl like this, sure they exists. but its not that case for most of them. respecting each others space is a big part of a relationship

What is BPD? Is it all that bad? Or is she just sad for a couple of weeks?

the sex is always great with bpd girls but you'd most likely wake up the next morning to them holding a knife to your neck so it isn't ever worth it

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Step 1: go to the gym 3x a week

Step 2: attract females despite whatever social retardant you may be

Step 3: sexual intercourse with fat girls

Step 4: confidence now building, increase attractiveness in females you fornicate with

Step 5: find someone you’ll happily settle for and then treat her better than anyone you’ve ever treated in your life

Step 6: hope she doesn’t betray your trust and fuck someone else behind your back.

Step 7: live fearful of step 6 for the rest of your life

bagel guy! what’s life like now that you’ve blown up?

>reply 27 seconds after my own
you are one crazy insane freak, dude.

My girlfriend has a rom hoarding addiction she developed once she first came across piracy. Each day she's fusing over getting more storage so she could make backups of her roms and getting more games from recent consoles. I fear for her

The odds are pretty small. That's not even assuming youre happy in it. then you take that small group of people who actually do make it work their whole life and I sincerely doubt any of them would even consider posting here as no one that is attracted to this kind of negativity will have any relationships that last.

the concept of powerlevels has existed since the beginning of Yea Forums. Everybody, except non-thinking retards, has a public face that enables them to do day-today shit with little trouble and often that leafs to friends, a gf, or even a wife. That doesn't mean you drop your sexy floor tile collection on them though

nice projection lmfao :)

have you tried talking to her

Mad

borderline personality disorder, they're the kind of chicks that pretend to be normal for the first few weeks/months of the relationship and then turn into crazy cunts that cheat on you the first chance they get and try to set your house on fire because you looked at another female in public

I'm doing okay. 6'1 btw.

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found the whale fucker

cause anons cant get anything so they try to talk everyone down to their levels of sadness. almost like Welcome To The NHK

is this guy gatkeeping being a man?

>find someone you’ll happily settle for and then treat her better than anyone you’ve ever treated in your life
Fuck that shit, I would never do that, I just want to fuck her and then run away.

cut your hair you fucking woman

>barely as tall as his monitor
>that poverty furniture
>I'm doing ok

Are you taking hundreds of nudes her?

Please lurk for at least two years until you understand how to properly greentext

>that hair
COPE

your body is what's gatekeeping you. thin wrists = permafaggot. weak genetics and mind.

get this boomer shit outta here

>Mad newfag doesn't know what 4chanX is.
Lol

>late 20s and realising you haven't changed as a person since you were 14 and people calling you a manchild is actually starting to hurt because it's sort of true

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>girlfriend

I'm a 29 year old adult that realizes that 'love' between two adults is a crock of shit; fuck bitches/get money, user

mald

When I first discovered Roms I did get weirdly addicted to this.

I don’t play on PCs anymore, haven’t in about 15 years, but I spent a lot of time building up a catalogue of games that I never had any interest in playing.

I did emulate RE4 though for the PS2, I think it was, and managed to complete it and all the mercenary missions on a laptop keyboard. Was happy with that.

Maybe was GameCube or something actually.

>cut your hair you fucking woman

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people don't change, the normals are manchildren as well just look at this thread. They simply had more luck

>fabio hair isn't allowed any more
rent free, guys. they're literally just living in your fucking head 24/7 making you think about them.

They cannot fathom being anywhere without people like them and must ruin everything they touch.

>have longer hair than any guy I see irl
>longer hair than a lot of girls I see too
It's giving me a strange sense of pride

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It is possible, I made it to 28 years old being a KHHV. Then I got into 2 relationships in the span of a few months. I broke up with the first because she was a bitch then got with a 21 year old and have been with her for over a year. Just man up and put yourself on a dating app and don't think you need to be a male model to get a chick.

this post hit way too fucking hard user
this was directed at me and actually upset me

It's true about most adults.

your issue is “making it work their whole life” nothing is certain. yeah i have a gf but I’m not pretending we will last forever. she is aware of my Yea Forums use and that I was raised in and drawn to verbal confrontation. its something shes accepted at least for now

>choosing to look like a dirty hobo hippy faggot
you disgust me

pro tip, you will never change not matter how old you are, you will be 80 years old but in your mind, in yout internal monologue youll be forever 20.Thats the worst kinda hell to me.

you should learn to hide it though.

I did, man. Every week when she gets pissed I try to be real with her instead of just ignoring her anger, but she is incendiery as fuck. Yesterday she messaged me about getting home, and I didn't see it for 6 minutes while I collected and took out the trash and she blew the fuck up again. I told her "baby, you can't just get mad at me for not looking at your text for a few minutes, I was just busy taking out the garbage in the house." to which she replied "I can't?" in a that weighty attitude manner. One day I'll start a serious talk with her to give her a chance, but I'm not holding out much hope on it producing any results.

>board dedicated to assburgers and autists
Gee I wonder why

What is "growing up" to you user? This should be good.

Laughed hysterically at this

I actually think you look in good shape though user

is she bpd?

I wouldn't call it successful if you break up or get divorced.

I never will because I can't stand gamer girls. she has never touched a videogame but also respects my hobby. best of both worlds

>Just man up and put yourself on a dating app
nah I would rather cut my balls off with a rusty knife

My girlfriend does the exact same thing. Do girls just tend to hoard stuff more?

Might be trying to get you to break up with her. It's a power play. Sacrifice a week or two giving her a really good time, then propose. That'll show her.

>having girlfriends
>Wasting time and money on women

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It's one of those things that just attracts people. Healthy hair, just like skin and teeth, helps you just radiate health to people, and therefor charisma and sex appeal. We've all seen good long hair and bad long hair on dudes.

die mad, buzzy

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long hair triggers you?
honestly I cant tell if my wrists are too small or my hands too big.
but either way that doesnt make me less/more of a man

I'm fucked, I started balding so I recently shaved my head.

I know that girls don't like bald guys and I don't want to do the cliche work out now that I'm badl so I'm forever alone.

What apps did you have success with? It's all physicality anyhow.

OH NO NO NO

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probably selling yourself short. It's hilarious just thinking about how immature and impatient I was as a teenager. Life in general forces people to get wiser/better or you're in for a world of misery

You get what you give. You're a bunch of guys that act like women because your moms were whores and fucked whatever guy smiled at them in a bar so you were raised by women. You offer nothing to women they don't already have. So naturally you think like a woman instead of taking some responsibility.

Posting on Yea Forums's video games board but only in offtopic threads.

post feet

>woman
>video games

girls hates video games they pretend to like it to caught retards like OP. They all sucks and it gets worse once they get in to your circle.

never date a woman who likes videogames, worst shit so far.

it factually does. thin wrists = less potential muscle mass and strength = lesser man and less testosterone. unless you plan on transitioning, then there is no hope

LMAO

cringe
have sex mate

>actually being autistic enough to put numbers in brackets instead of just number with a period or dash after it
>on a phone of all things
the fuck is wrong with you people
and i can't imagine teaching someone how to emulator without teaching them actually how to emulator instead of just load the most recent fucking roms or isos, jesus

Any femanons from germany in this thread? :^)

Poverty furniture hahaha hahah haha

can you speak english?

Tbh that's just a person in love.

As the man you gotta not pull a "oh fuck this is creepy" like a vast majority of women would and just handle it calmly by explaining that you're flattered but you can't always be looking at your phone and you would like to see them but you've got things to handle. Then from there set up a day to see each other. Easy and crisis averted. if she starts going on some "WAAAH I WANNA SEE YOU NOWWW" shit just block her,seriously it's not worth it

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dude those aren't his feet lol

not him but I'm like 5 ft and as far as I can tell my fiancee of 6 years loves me and seems to not be mentally ill
ill get back to you if any of those two things change

I got my last gf interested in 40k, and my exbf did the same for me before that. My S.O.s all were already into vidya.

Not him but your math is retarded

Do people really think normies have anything in common with their partners other than mutual physical attraction? The only thing that may be important is being in the same general ballpark when it comes to political alignment, otherwise it’s just an agreement to fuck each other and not other people.

>literally only genre I can beat my bf in is racing games

I can't compete with the years of muscle memory he has in other genres.

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this thread is making me realise I might be low test - how fucked am I?

Berlin, 19, f

What’s your asl babe? X

How do I manually activate my character arc?

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obviously, add a foot for the rest of his leg and he's 5'8" at best

Hah. I was hoping someone would do this. You realise there's an extra 24 inches of bed covering my calves and feet though, right? What you should be criticizing is my fucking birthing hips.

>not reading the reply chain
I miss when lurking moar actually ever happened.

No,

I'm telling you that love doesn't exist between two adults, and that being in a relationship is basically a gamble - akin to playing Russian roulette with your mental health

Go to the gym, lift weights, you’ll increase testosterone levels.

Yea buzzy, I'm just laughing too hard to get the words out.

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Unironically Berlin.

>What’s your asl babe? X

fuck off lmao

If his upper body up to the knees is visible on the screen that would maybe be about 1400 pixels. So if you convert that to the length of the phone it would be about 6'2 or 6'1

have money, acquire peers

Quite possibly.

I've suspected this for a while, but it doesn't quite check out. When I ignore her and stop showering her with attention as a result of her being too much of an ass, she's always coming back to me all happy and asking to either hang out again or play vidya.

i just cut my hair, major regret

cut your hair and lose some weight

>normalfags irl are sad and miserable
>normalfags on Yea Forums are the opposite of that

they're desperate to build some self esteem with us virgins eh?

>gf

>I'm like 5 ft

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movies are an awful, awful first/early date.

>24 inches from below your knee to your foot
lmao

>ill get back to you if any of those two things change

Alrighty then user, I'm sure this thread will stay open until then.

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>I'm like 5 ft

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>calm and happy on the outside
>want to fucking scream and shout and punch anything despite my pathetic muscle and inability to fight

what is this feel anons? how do I manage it?

grow a healthy head of hair, agent 47

In the reply chain he never answered how he handled it though he just kept bitching that she sent messages.

you’re looking at relationships wrong.
unless it ends badly with dishonesty or somethinf serious its okay for things to end on a good note
every time you enjoy time with your person of choice your relationship is successful. I dont regret most of my past ones and i’d call them successful. I learned and had a good time

The app I used was POF. After always reading on here about how hard it will be to land a date on dating sites and then only for it to end up being super easy threw me for a loop. Keep in mind that it can take a few weeks to hook one in but if you stick with it and don't give up, you can do it.

not for two autistic people who can't hold a conversation, it gives them something to do to grow used to being next to each other and then something to break the ice afterwards

>c-c-c-cut your hair
LMAO, mald.

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thats just your inner barbarian rebelling against the cage of modernity. why contain it?

What kind of stubby beaner are you that you can't fathom having 2 feet heel to knee?

i used to be self conscious about it, but now I embrace it
I'm a tiny gnome of a man and I've never been happier

You lost your power. What made you cut it?

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>haha i have cool long hair just like my favourite anime character xD
how can you call yourself a man when you walk around with hair down to your waist like a faggot tranny?

the average girl has zero hobbies. now she's into running (training for a half-marathon) in addition to the ones i got her into

When you have the face/jaw to support it, it looks great. Nice projection.

>cut your hair

what a baldie lmao

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we have some really fucking based anons in this thread

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They're more like simulators.

Girls have hobbies

be my gf

I'm the wide hipped nordic fuck who posted his pic. Are you asian? Japanese shred guitar players with straight jet black hair are the reason I grew my hair out. I will never have this. Fuck you I'm mirin'.

testosterone does a lot of things, like cause balding
its not a magic “you’re a man” number

How did you bag a 11 year old girl?

that user's retarded but honestly, no matter how good a dude looks with long hair, that same dude will ALWAYS look better with short hair

>it looks great
delusional.

Who said anything about waist long hair?
>tranny
Now you're running out of things to say. Concede with a "have sex" or something and remember to stray away from reflective surfaces.

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now I'll close this thread and you disgusting amerimutt normalfags will disappear forever

fuck you all fat bastards

No Im not looking at them wrong. You're trying to cope with the reality that you're not one of the people that is going to have a successful relationship. Sorry mang. all of the the relationships that I was in that ended didn't end because they were doing good. It is what it is bro. welcome to the club.

Please don't respond to girls, user. It will be a fruitless 'argument'.

>0 muscle
>gay girly straight hair
you literally look like a woman at first glance, cut it off already loser

it's not the 20th century anymore grandpa. men can have long hair, wear dresses, have a vagina and even give birth. get with the times

I almost agree, but it depends on what sorts of girls you want to attract. I play music live, and looking the part of a rockstar is a huge boon when trying to appeal to women. They like an archetype or fantasy and the long hair triggers that big time. I'm a little shy as well, so having girls approach me with the pretext of touching my hair is very useful.

>t. manlet, wristlet, hairlet
transition

You look like a faggot twink that I'd love to fuck up the arse mate

That’s awful my friend. I hope you work out your past with someone you trust, either a professional or a friend/family member. It’s very hard to ask for help but sometimes we need it to get to a good place. There’s no dark place you can’t come back from, godspeed

>turning your casual gamer gf into a shitsocking fatlus
absolutely based

Sorry, only BBC. No homo though

Nah, I'm 50/50 german and croatian. Just had a lot of luck. Thanks though, I'm not super confident about my appearance.

It is better to end yourself user

seethe more tyler1

I had it longer than my chest.
my gf and mom both wanted to see how I looked since its been so long.
cut it just past my shoulders but fuck what a mistake. gf loves it but not worth.

>Thanks though, I'm not super confident about my appearance.
Maybe it's because you look like a weirdo gay faggot with disgusting hair?

xbro consolefag here. got my gf into Minecraft, but that's easy mode. she still has terrible twinstick senses but we tried borderlands 2 and got up to beating captain Flynt. also played human fall flat, she loved it. it's such a good feeling seeing her take interest in gaming with me :')
oh also, streamed a one on one video with her of me playing dead space until chapter 3 and she loved it.
god I love that woman

Hit the weights man. Especially your back and core. Changes the way you carry yourself entirely and helps you fill out a shirt with a masculine frame.

>had a gf once ath the age of 21
>break up after one year
>now 25
>no gf since then

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I would not trade any hair for that body or that mentality

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I'd honestly choose a widows peak or receding hairline over looking like this

SEETHING folliclet

kys cuck nobody gives a shit about your highschool romance

Could've had no gf at all. Hell, could've had a fling that went nowhere. At least you experienced a year

>succumbing to pressure
wew lad
Mine is a little past halfway down my back and I want to grow it as long as I can. Used to live next to this middle-aged dude who wore his hair in a ponytail and it went down to his ass. Fuckin' goal hair

Why would anyone want this? Playing with a bro who you coincidently have similar tastes to and probably began your friendship with a mutual interest is normal. Coercing and manipulating your girlfriend into liking your shit is sad and pathetic, and a little bit cucky.

Trying that hard make you come off as desperate. Either meet someone with similar interests or be happy that you're both indivuals with your own hobbies.

>tfw short
Doesn't matter what I do, does it?

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That's not how your woman should be texting you buddy, you sound like a nuetered bugman while she just sounds bored with you.

And ignore these shitposting cucks who wouldn't dare post an image of themselves. They probably resemble the Friday Night Muthafucka guy.

I remember thinking long hair was cool too, back when I was a 13 year old gay loser

You do realize most normies don't really know how to operate a computer right? They all use phones now.

but I have had multiple successful relationships. I was young and we moved on but most if them were great. Getting into relationships with the sole intention being caged forever just isnt healthy user

$100 says this faggot is balding/bald

>findom
s-spürdo BDSM ?

>thin wrists = less potential muscle mass and strength = lesser man and less testosterone
Lmao

>s..s...stop insulting my long girly hair guys :((( its cool, i look like im in a metal band :((((

>actually giving a fuck about your height
Don't let the memes and shitposting here get to you.
As long as your remotely okay with holding a conversation, and have some interests you can talk about, it's not hard.
I'm 5'5.

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It really only starts you at a lower disposition. Given enough time and competency, you could sway any woman to liking you. You simply have to make sure that they start looking past your height, and that takes some work. Most any disability can be overcome through interaction

I look thinner than I actually am. I do lift, you can see a little muscle on my arm.

Of course, I wouldn't have posted a pic if seething hairlet anons would get to me :^)

I'm just gonna say that sex isn't really that good. It's nice, for sure, but jerking off is just better. Mark my words, anons.

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???
How is he a cuck?

>you can see a little muscle on my arm.
no i cant

I only care for sex if it is coupled with genuine intimacy

>Mupen
>not RetroArch

Say what you will about RetroArch but it is the ONLY correct way to emulate Nintendo 64.

>look like a tranny
>I DONT LOOK WEIRD EVERYONE IS JUST LE SEEEETHING AND BALDING HAHAaa
cut your hair and have sex

>I look thinner than I actually am. I do lift, you can see a little muscle on my arm.
Post body and stats

t.

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lmao at all the cringecels ITT. Anyway OP, I try not to bring up video games if I'm talking to someone or dating them.

There's a happy medium in-between, you know

Doesn't really work, I hate myself too much

yeah man, my hair grows fast so I knew it’d be fine but its not fun.
once the hair is your length its much easier to handle and do whatever with it

>had highschool sweetheart
>together for 8 years
>she was just a tiny step away from becoming my fiancee
>learn she was cheating on me with a coworker I was suspicious about
>dump her instantly
>we had made plans when we were younger that we would stream vidya together and enjoy life
>she's started streaming herself playing vidya with the guy she cheated with last I checked many years ago
>I've remained single as I've spiraled into a depression that doesn't stop
>I pray every night for a natural death as suicide would destroy my family
Thanks for the reminder.

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SEETHE INCELS

>wants to end relationship
>doesn't because he is scared of upsetting a girl
cucked out of his own freedom and life

your line stops at his knees, there's easily a foot and a half missing

I know, but I can smell the receding hairline on you

lurk more
testosterone isnt a stat for manliness

But I want to look like a pretty anime girl ;w;

Nah. Just gonna say I'm 188cm and weigh 87kg.

Stand or keep down, then. Either work through it or don't. If you care to listen to some advice, Patrice O'Neal, the now dead comedian, had almost made a science out of having relationships. Plenty of radio recordings of him explaining his philosophy. Can't really hurt, can it?

lmao nigga u look like a chick, cut that shit off and grow a mullet or something instead

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Oh that kind of cuck... yeah, you're right.

All of you need to get the fuck off my board.

alright, buddy

>falling for the charms of women

Your fault really

>ANOTHER incel thread reaches bump limit
incredible

how to i talk to people? im not too good at that

You don't even lift

>I don't want to do the cliche work out now that I'm bald
dont be retarded. if you have a nice body (and specifically a thick neck/traps/shoulders) you can be a pantydropper, compared to a twiggy bald goatee'd tech blogger soiboi.

take care of your fucking body. not wanting to be "a cliche" is a pathetic excuse. read a book called Starting Strength, read the /fit/ sticky and get your shit together.

>everyone that calls me out about looking gay must be balding!
apparently everyone on earth must have a receding hairline

just as planned... ya bitch ass faggot. keep your gf nonsense off my board bitch ass. next time i'll get you banned

I don't want to manipulate someone into liking me and I know that no one would truly like me so I have given up.

>a mullet
Why doesnt he just grow a handlebar moustache, buy assless chaps, and start blowing dudes on the street? The mullet is literally the gayest shit ever.

incels dont exist this is a choice you’re making.
and it doesnt sound like it’ll make you happy

Okay, random internet man

says the faggot with identical hair to a womans kek

Nah, but you have one. For sure.

post your hairline sweaty

Sex is good every once in a while, but it usually feels like a chore, especially with someone you've been with for a while.

Then just die? And it's not manipulation. It's understanding what women like and why they do. It's proper comprehension, not deceit. There is no underhanded tactics about it. Patrice was upfront with all his women. Just give it a listen, user. His Black Philip podcasts were mostly focused on these things

crouching user, hidden chad
you look like you're doing good for yourself user, good job

You post yours

i asked first, owned

stop pretending that you do, you attention seeking dog

Yea and every time you probably cried about how bad it hurt and you're just going to keep going through that cycle of extreme lows trying to convince yourself it is anything but a clear sign of your ineptitude in relationships.
Meanwhile people with actual successful relationships dont go through all that pain or mental gymnastics their whole life.

are so redpilled you think men and women have different hair? lmfao holy shit

In the kingdom of heaven, the last shall be first and the first shall be last

dilate

shut the fuck up nerd, post your perfect hairline. i'm waiting

have sex incels

I don't want to use these slimy tactics. And if it is the only way. I'd rather die

Wasn't even me though. I only answered like 3 other posts.

it's nearly 1.30 am I'm drunk and I want to fucking scream but I can't

what can I do to release this opressed emotion shit anons?

>i want everyone to know that im both white trash and a flaming faggot
>one mullet, comin right up!

she probably didn't care about games in the first place and tried it for you, then immediately stopped once you started being a bitch.
She was entirely right to do so.

like I said my successful relationship didnt have any of that. no regrets no blubbering just a mature send off, sometimes even great break up sex. sure the bad ones hurt like a bitch but the good ones were great and helped me find better partners in the future.
expecting every single relationship you’re in to be your last is again very unhealthy