Why is Asuka so cute?

But it's right there

J E L L Y
R O L L S

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DON'T LOOK AT IT

>cute
I think you mean slut.

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But that's not Asuka.

They look like they fuck black men

Why do you Senran Kagura fags keep making these autistic threads over and over, day after day? I'd say discuss the games but they're total shit and have no interesting mechanics or lore to be discussed other than titties. Pathetic franchise, pathetic fans.

Sorry, we just want to show them our penises. You got a problem with that?

Don't mind the asukafag that always makes the low effort shit threads day after day.

It's literally one person.

do you think her ass would jiggle if you gave it a good slap?

I think you might like this game, OP

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Is it just her or...?

I still can’t read this without cringing. Holy fuck, how pathetic do you have to be to play this shit? Have you just completely given up on life and happiness?

The other girls are DLC.

The people enjoying it are probably happier than you

You'd have to be retarded to actually think that's true.

Hmmm? You think I'd play this weeb shit?

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Based retard permavirgin

I just fap to it

This game is awful, there's not even cutscenes to move things along you just get thrown into random roleplay dreams where she repeats the same dialogue over and over and when you finally do enough to get the "ending" she says I should really be doing ninja things and fucks off.
Fucking terrible.

Completely agree with you my g. Probably one of the worst fucking games I played.

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Please, they have too much self respect for bestiality.

Have sex

Then fuck off to or where shitty fapbait is allowed and encouraged.

Because you don't have a woman.

I fuck my actual human wife 1-3 times a week. That’s why I’m not drooling over cringe-ass anime girls. Fucking loser.

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Have you tried having sex?

based, fuck weebs, gachashit is not videogames

>I fuck my actual human wife 1-3 times a week.
jej

It's all they can do after their series got censored to death.

Senran Kagura is not gacha.

Why is Momiji so cute?

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why are you such a faggot

You look like you fuck black men

Have you tried fucking an actual monster wife?

Asuka is actually in Smash Bros.
She's just disguised as your favorite character.

It is, 3 different ones to be specific.

Agreed. The art is so much better than in game models. I need some fat ass in the games asap

Homura is my fav, but Asuka is the cutest. I think it’s the feisty and spunky but nervous look she embodies. Somehow they always convey these on her. Loving the new PeachBall on Switch. Probably could’ve been 19.99 but I ain’t complaining it’s very fun pinball which is a game type I love seeing resurrected in vidya. Say what you want about the series, they are creative with doing diff game types in between main releases. For that I am onboard and appreciative. It’s very clearly not a franchise that aims for you to take its storylines seriously lol.

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Shut up, fag.

Irony of posters on a vidya board having so much time they spend it posting angry hate on threads of shit they don’t like. If you know or have games that are way better why aren’t you playing or discussing them on other threads? Why waste a moment here?

I bought it twice but the game is shit.

Lol I have to believe

ALL GROUP/SCHOOL LEADERS ARE DULL NOTHINGS!

Seriously, they suck, and not a one has a decent personality or gimmick. How can anyone like them?

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>when you finally do enough to get the "ending" she says I should really be doing ninja things and fucks off.

That sounds hilarious.

>wife
He's not the loser.

Fuck off, virgin.

Bros, I love Asuka but she only likes big cock. Do I have to seriously give her up for Yumi who will pretend to gag on my micro penis out of pure love?

What's she looking at?

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I’m in the same boat man :/
At least she can pretend.

Pathetic incels.

Hm. Maybe at your fighting stick?

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But she's looking up there

is it weird i find the art style satisfying to look at because of the outlines?

It'd be nice if there were more CGs per character. I had to look up how to unlock the other CGs and found out that the only CGs you get for Asuka are Title Screen, Gym Partner, and Beat the Game. All the other girls have the same number of CGs, just swap out the gym scenario with another dream.

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Correct, she’s looking up at this whole thread.

I agree, Asuka is cute.

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She looks like my sister's friend. She's very friendly, nice and caring.

Only problem? She likes to bake so she bakes me a lot of cookies and other sugary stuff that I can't eat due to diabetes.

Why yes i do fuck black men, how did you know?

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...

This to be quite perfectly honest with all of you.

Homura isn't a dull nothing.

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No, we gave up on you, as you already know.

>no u
Hahahaha, fucking weebcels don’t got shit. This is hilarious.

Is she single?

Reminder that Senran Kagura is FUCKING DEAD

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Good. Maybe we can stop having these worthless fucking threads.

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You guys report threads like this one?

Yep

Why is Yea Forums so anti-Senran today?

Is off-topic garbage

Because Askuafag is extra autstic and all the actual Senran fags aren't here.

Is she Canadian?

Trannies.

Are the games even any fun or should I just stick to the porn?

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>Is she Canadian?
>Trannies.

No

I was going to call you a liar had you said yes. Good women don't exist here.

Of course, but the mods just don’t do their jobs.

There are hundreds upon hundreds of Senran threads and not ONE of them is about the gameplay of the games.

What does that tell you?

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Good point, have a (you)

You're under arrest! Whip out your big black cocks where i can see them!

Ass

I fuck my actual human wife while we watch H anime. She is in to really rapey shit though which sometimes weirds me out but whatever.

Ok? I’m into vore and my wife has a pregnancy fetish. Do you want a cookie?

Would you play this over a Senran Kagura game?

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I love my wife Asuka!

The asses are fine. But I'm not a fan of the cheap boob job look the girls have

Nigga what are you talking about. One of the best things about SK's art style is how fleshy the boobs look.

absolutely based

>make a Shiki thread earlier today
>0 replies

Considering it plays way better than any of the SK games, yes.

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Yes.

> Having a wife

Get off this website faggot

There's only one reason I kept playing Senran Kagura post SK2, I can't think as Oneechanbara as a replacement in that sense, but those games are overall better than most Senran Kagura ones, and both series are done by the same dev studio funnily enough.

I want to marry and impregnate Shiki and hear her say she loves me in her cute Engrish.

Show pictures of obscure Senrans. I'll rate them on "fuck'em" or "nah, but I can see someone fuck'em".

If by obscure you mean "not present in the main games", sure.

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Where my yobros at?

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I want to marry and impregnate the beautiful blueberry bumpkin.

I want her to fist me

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>This is a japanese special forces operative.

I just want her to marry me.

She's just a student, user.

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Nah, but I can see someone fuck'em.

And my perfect wife as well.

Okay then, have a foxgirl.

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>1-3 times a week
Lmao what an impotent fuck
I bet he looks for Tyrone on the side

I’ve lost count of the number of anons here who are married. I admit we’re the vast minority, but don’t act like ZERO Yea Forumsirgins eventually got married but are cursed to stay here forever.

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Based.

When 36 years and 2 kids you reach, look as good you will not.

With these on? Damn dude, I think you might be a bit gay.

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I'm placing my wife Asuka under citizen's arrest. For stealing my heart.

Excuse me user, she speaks """French""".

That scene but with Ryoubi please

My wife is trilingual!

These are fuck'ems.

Anybody know anything about the black dude who hotglues the Senran figures?
Someone posted a whole set of videos in one of the other threads.
Wanted to see him do it to that new Ryoubi one.

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She's a size queen though.

You and I can never coexist

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>that life and hometown
Unethical.

I'm sorry, fellow Shikibro. I failed you.

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My wife is a good girl.

We're talking about Shiki, not Asuka, the canon size queen

>anons here who are married
Nope. Not /oneofus/. I hope they get divorced or cucked ot incelled. This site is for permalosers permavirgins only.

I would legally marry my Senran if I could.

You married your hand?

It's all right, I'm not really mad, just a little disappointed.

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I'll make up for it by posting our girl

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It's fun. Personally, I got into it for the characters. They're enjoyable. Stay away from Relfexions though. Thought that was some VN waifu shit, but it's just waifu massage simulator the mini-game.

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They can be fun, but they get pretty dull pretty quickly. The enemy variety is nice but you're powerful enough to just blow through everything regardless of how they act, minus one or two enemies. And the bosses (other characters) aren't exactly that different, outside requiring some focus to avoid getting hit in the back.

They never balanced the difficulties well, either, meaning you're either playing a piss-easy normal mode or an "everyone has super armor" hard mode on your first playthrough.

I don't think I've 100% any of the games I've picked up, just because all the individual character side missions and replaying each stage for a perfect on all difficulties is just too boring.

Sounds good, I'll do my part as well.

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I want that ass on my face.

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I love my young and beautiful and intelligent wife Shiki!

Same honestly.

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So perfect

How can an edgelord be this cute?

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The 3DS games are good
Shinovi is ok
avoid the rest

Nah, but I can see someone fuck'em.

Miyabi is not an edgelord she's a cute and feminine tomboy wife.

Miyabi is chuuni as fuck and a dork.

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Miyabi is cutie as fuck and perfect.

>not an edgelord

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She's just fashionable.

Can she really be considered chuuni when she actually does have darkness fire abilities? Chuuni doesn't really apply when she can actually do the things she claims.

That's an accurate description of the balancing. I'd also like a little more depth to the combat.

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How do you even pick a Senran wife

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Rei is cuter

Fashionably edgy

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Even if she actually has real powers, her attitude can still be considered as chuuni, it's just a matter of looking at the naming scheme of her special attacks with stuff like "Purgatorio of Good and Evil" or "Paradiso of the Abyss". Though that aspect about her is rarely brought up compared to the "handsome" joke.

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I love her.

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It's think that Mirai has more the chuuni thing going on, acting like she has catears or special eyepatch powers and so on. Miyabi is more of the stoic on outside/insecure on inside stereotype. Kind of kuudere, to use the term.

Is your love strong enough to withstand her edge?

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I actually have that pic of her as my mascot on here.

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I wouldn't say I love her if it wasn't.

That's pretty nice.

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What would a first date with Miyabi be like?

Lots of hand-holding and kisses.

Sounds like jackpot

Going to a movie or concert as everyone marvels at how cool she looks, especially beside you.

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Such a cool wife

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>acting like she has catears or special eyepatch powers and so on
Despiste the lolita fashion Mirai doesn't really do those things, I guess the eyepatch part can be seen as chuuni, but even for her it's something more symbolic.
>kuudere
Nah, Miyabi is more the cool/manly type rather than the cool/stoic type, which goes hand on hand with her usual joke, a kuudere would be more like how Yagyuu was at the beginning. There's some other stuff that labels her as the traditional chuuni type, like the New Link loading comics.

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Are you a cool enough dude to impress her?

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I hope so

Shiki and her best friend Ryouna!

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Alright, fair enough. I haven't followed anything in New Link so I wasn't aware of that. Never ever even if it's probably one of the few gacha games I'd bother fucking around with.

So cute.

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>DJ Me I Be

Totes adorbs.

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>Marvelous made me fall in love with a valley girl stereotype
How

DJ Me a Bee

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How many of these desktop-size pics do you have? I need more. I only have a few.

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I think Shiki's a little under the weather today.

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The characters actually have a personality rather than just a stereotype. Well, they do when the story is featured on them. The big problem is that, when the story isn't looking at them, the characters tend to just become stereotypes and repeating their one gimmick endlessly. And given how the newer games just keep adding more and more characters, you see more and more characters just turned into stereotype gimmicks.

>Arc Angels will never show up in a mainline game
>/int/ team will never show up in a mainline game
>the Mikagura sisters will forever more be second bananas to Kagura

It's really upsetting to be a fan of some of these characters.

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Shiki is very friendly with other senrans.

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She's still one of the most interesting characters, and I don't just say that because I love her.

It just works.

Not too many.

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Lol he defeated you casual retard, don't cry

I'll post whatever I have, then

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Only do it if you want to have your senran in your phone, the game is too whale heavy and the rates are shit and hate me anyways.

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I love Senkou!

>Santa Shiki
But she's all I want for Christmas

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Ultimately, we'll either see them introduced into a game or see the series die off. It's going to be one or the other. The New Wave girls are slowly being introduced into other games as optional side characters. The biggest problem is simple volume; you can't just throw another two schools into the mix and expect it to work with no explanation. So there needs to be games to establish them, and Marvelous has both girls and schools in spades to include.

It's just a matter of how long it will take to put them all in, and if the series will stay alive that long. Especially with Sony (and maybe, at some point, Steam) working against them.

I like her as well because she gets a good amount of development. It'd be nice to see more of these two hanging out or really any senrans being more casual together.

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Me in the back.

>Murakumo is browsing Yea Forums right now
L-london?

Hanabi is made for breeding.

My only complaint about SK girls in general is that there will never be a girl with big areolas

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God same.

>he doesn't know

POST HER YOU FOOL

I wana see a SK girl who has huge tits by SK standards

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I'd do anything for her.

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Not sure who you mean. I was more referring to the official nipples in the anime/OVA.

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Me as her husband in the off-camera lounge chair

Bridal lingerie is the best.

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Making babies with her while holding hands.

Miyabi deserves the sweetest love.

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Of course, and I want to be the one giving it.

Asuka!

Asuka wets the bed

My wife is not incontinent.

Just because you are here doesn't mean you're welcome.

This. Waifu threads are for waifufags. If you're married and have a waifu that says a lot about your marriage.

Kek