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PAARRRP!!!
dubs and i'll go buy a copy of fortnite magazine and post pics in this thread
>I'm Marry Parpins
This is hilarious! May I save this OP?
No
do it anyway for teh lulz
Kaboom!
VERY rude
Reddit humor
Jesus fucking christ.
What country is this from?
This is nothing compared to those Minecraft brap comics that actually got a children following
I bet it's fucking England
>Did you hear a skeleton?
That was my guess, or Australia, maybe?
He was destroyed!
these arent even jokes...are they?
I wish I had that level of bullshitting on me to make money by conning people like that
Of course it is. It’s just that beano/dandy humour but that’s written by an autist who doesn’t understand humour.
Did you hear about when Steve crossed the cobblestone road?
A nigger mugged him!
Fartnite by Tim Swiney.
PARRRP is the British version of BRRRAAAP
I'm like, horridly unfunny. Probably the unfunniest person I've ever met. 1% success rate at slight humor, maybe.
And even I could write circles around this shit.
where did you get David Letterman's notebook?
What I love about these is how they fundamentally miss the concept of how jokes work and become a brilliant example of (unintentional) anti-humour.
I'M GONNA DO IT...
Did you hear about the player who found a diamond?
He put it in a chest!
I always feel slightly sad when I see someone who has some level of artistic skill doing this kind of thing...
Fetishes earn the most money.
The state of kids these days....
Please I'm begging
What the actual fuck...
I..... what?
>she had a brush with death
Whoops, accidentally put an actual joke in there.
I can understand the confusion since it's still not funny, but you gotta be careful.
>no PARP comics for quake 3
Yep. Was, and still is, a good game.
is that a motherfucking challenge
...
>FAAP
Hard Mode: no Winslow-posting
why
>Pooptube
>No stinky steve posted
>I'm actually 56 years old.
These are so fucking awful I actually can't stop laughing at how fucking bad they are.
do not open
Haha fart poopy buttcheeks :)
a real life human being with hopes and dreams took time out of their life to write and illustrate all of this.
"So, Yea Forums, why aren't you published yet?"
I don't feel so bad.
I told my 7-year old niece that you can tuna fish but you can't tune a guitar.
>unintentional
The joke is probably someone buying the book and getting confused by it and/or actually attempting to use those "jokes" like an autist...
>and getting DESTROYED!!!
The ghostwriter and editor probably have "he was destroyed" as an internal joke they throw around during lunchtime or something when someone throws an awful unfunny joke around.
W-what's happening?
>Did you hear about the player who is out of this world?
>He fell into a void!
You got the joke backwards, you fuck. If you had reversed the setup and the punchline, you would have had something resembling an actual joke.
You should've punched them in the back of the head, really hard.
And someone out there fapped to it.
American """"""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""
honestly it feels like it's trying every avenue possible NOT to be funny
Lurk moar. It was written by a mother for her son (who played Minecraft) and somehow managed to get it physically published.
That thumb looks like it's struggling to hold up the book
her son sounds like a fucking idiot
This made me laugh really hard for some reason.
I'm gonna kill myself
I think it's actually trying to keep the book from closing.
What it is a real magazine?
how is any of that funny? Shows how moronic grown adults are to lower themselves to appeal to kids to make money
underrated
It's fucking America of course.
Its someones fetish.
yeah it is. As a brit bong I apologise for my country's print industry
>better victory
>Michele C. Hollow is an award-winning writer who learned about Minecraft from her son, Jordon. She blogs at Pet News and Views and is the author of several children’s books. She has absolutely no sense of humor, which her husband and son find ironic, but she doesn’t get. She lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
>Jordon P. Hollow plays Minecraft every chance he gets. An avid reader, especially on the subject of Minecraft. Jordon loves mac ‘n cheese, grilled cheese, and Tastycake pies. He is a high school student and lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
>Steven M. Hollow is an accomplished writer, actor, storyteller, puppeteer, and teaching artist. He began playing video games with the original introduction of Pong and plans to move on to other video games once he figures out how to move the paddles. He lives in South Orange, New Jersey.
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It's funny because farts come outta ya asshole, faggot.
If you didn't know that, then you're low IQ.
Eisu what have they got you doing? You used to be cool
>They don't know about that one Star Wars book.
LOL
>she has a popular PoopTube channel
Is this shit actually made for kids
jej
>dubs
>i win on principal
This entire fucking thread
What about it?
And to think you were only one off from trips.
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Anybody wanna inhale my parps
Yeah sure why not
*parp*
Release me from this torment
not video games
So the entire comic's premise is "farts are funny, isn't it horrible to get a fart in YOUR FACE?" Then they kill the joke completely by having "Fartnite" simply be a videogame and nobody is actually getting hit by farts?
good thing I got your dubs RIGHT here.
I miss elementary school. I would probably enjoy this shit.
>did you hear about the player
>did you hear about the player
>did you hear about the player
>did you hear about the player
Fuck the roastie boomers that write this shit
Excuse me but I think you misplaced your dubs, don't worry I found them
It's making me hard
>dark skin
Man, im already in tears here, the absurdity existence of such comic combined with the user reactions, absolutely surreal.
>I'M ACTUALLY 56 YEARS OLD
What was the point of that comment, who the fuck even asked
It’s there so even the older generations can enjoy and relate to the comic
Sometimes you add in small things like that to connect with the reader
But old people are gay cocksuckers
>there are multiple ones
what the fuck
Dude
Bro
Man
Nigga
Is this bizarro world? Where the fuck have I wandered into
Never in my entire life have I ever read the word "fart" so many times.
truth real
Wanna know the worst part?
I hope what youre doing is a criminal offense
that is not proof. proof is #2 existing
I didn't know kino like this even got written in fanfictions, let alone actual printed word
I love how the son's bio makes it sound like he's 10 but then it says he's in high school.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
the fuck is this
It's like Minecraft memes.
You'll be watching a nice meme compilation on youtube and then some idiot have jammed a minecraft """"meme"""" in there where it's just someone falling in fire or there is a creeper. That's the joke ever. god. damn. time.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
When I was in elementary school, all the jokes were "all the kids" jokes that were actually funny and involved molestation, cannibalism and other cool shit.
