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whats the best way to cook and eat eggs?

NO GAMES

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>butter fry
fucking haunted typo

medium boiled with salt and pepper

so fat you look and see butter

yikes

SON OF DOB

scarmbled

imagine being at computers

I’m actually retarded enough that I had to check to see if I was on /ck/ or not

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is this the gamer fuel thread continuation?

Oh, you mean this 4?

>loves Butterfree so much it's gotta be the punchline of his comic
>can't even spell the fucking name right

No, this 5

how about this 8

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Post more Dobson that guy is so fucking pathetic

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of course it's possible
allow me to demonstrate with this 7

so fat you look and see food

You mean this 9?

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Eggsalad sandwich

Back off, King of Tards!
You'll never realize greatness like this 6!

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>add eggs to water
>set low fire
>wait until it boils
>let it boil for 5 minutes
>stop fire
>let it cool for 5 minutes
>eat (also remove the shell)

I bet I'm the fattest mf on this board. Who wants to see my belly?

Ok, i'll back off... AFTER YOU CHECK THIS 4

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not until you check this 0

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Y'all faggots should check this 3

You mean this 8?

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Only if you check this 2

sneed

>butterfry

Christ, I've never given a fuck about Pokemon and I still know how to spell the damn thing's name. How does Dobson fuck up THAT badly?

Holy fuggg

I agreed with him until the 3rd panel. Children's cartoons will water down "taboo" matters in order to show them on-air.

Carnevale?

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Based

i think you meant to say this 5

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KIISAMA!
YUUGI!

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You racist bullies better check this epic 5!

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Based and checked

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Nah, check this 7 tho

fuck you got me

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Imagine being so arrogant that you don't even look up how to spell things.

check'd

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I bet i wont get a 5

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

checked, everyone else are fags and should feel bad

Dubs 44

Todd demands this post end with a 6

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Only normie replies so far
The only way to eat eggs is with ketchup

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idiot, at least you can semi-predict that

That's cook and all, but check out MY 7

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Cooking with fire?
Unga, where do you live?

Faggots check this 7

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

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Take eggs out of fridge and let it rest outside for a couple minutes
Lightly rub oil in a small pot and heat
Crack eggs into pan and continuously whisk with a fork
Add salt and keep whisking until it gains consistency
If you want thicker scrambled eggs, add butter
Take off heat and let it rest

I like to have mostly fats for breakfast so instead of bread I make bacon or sausage

Just buy 1 t

I used to do this until I realized that I hated it every time.

A 3 FOR ME OH MAMMMMIE!!

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Unironically relatable, too bad there's no punch line.

Sneed's feed and 6

Just do them the Gordon Ramsey way, they come out nice and fluffy every time.
>Use a small pot, heat on low with unsalted butter
>Whisk 2-3 eggs in small bowl
>Poor eggs into bowl
>Continue to stir over low flame for 30 seconds, then take off flame and continue to stir for another 30 seconds
>Repeat 2-3 times or until they start to look like scrambled eggs
>Season with salt and pepper and stir final time
>Serve normally or over toast of choice|
You can use ketchup or sriracha at this point if you want but there's really no need.

I'd say the best would be to cook the eggs before you eat them, but if you prefer to eat the eggs before you cook them I won't judge you.

The punch line would be to flex like most ecelebs, but Dobson is poor

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based

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>Has two actually good examples for his point
>picks the shit one to go out on
I love Dobson. He's so predictable

fucking kek

IMAGINE BEING AT FRYERS

hell if i know

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>he is the one adding the bully

Every time

Something Awful did a funny edit of this. God, how the times have changed.

IMAGINE BEING AT BUTTERFREES
SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FRIES

I thought this was a parody comic taking the piss out of him, it's that bad.

Just remembered this guy existed. Absolute cringe. I get what he's trying to say, but I'd be damned if I didn't say this is cringe.

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it's because he didn't have anyone he could ask to send him a request, so he could take a screen shot of it

You mean this 7?

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PLEASE SONIC TOTEM
END ME

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Imagine being at pokemon so fat you look and see butter fry

OK I WILL

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will you answer this question?

Add ketchup before and after you cook them

based The Bus poster

>user goes to jack off
>he gets too excited and has a fatal heart attack
the totem works in mysterious ways

Sunny side up

No now check this 6

this way

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i saw that one comic guy shredding him to pieces on deviantart
didn't think he could look more pathetic
then i see this
why hasn't he killed himself yet

I want to live in the eggfort

But how would you ever get out?

Just take an eggsit

By cooking and eating all the eggs

I want an egg sandwich

say no more

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Found the guy who still lives at home