Well look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy Imperial sailboat!

Formerly Almsivi

If Dawnguard wasn't so embarrassingly bad this would be hands down the worst expansion.

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>If Dawnguard wasn't so embarrassingly bad
You are trying too hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=nRnNRMmHCFo

Who here /team morag bong/?

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I'm team zoom
youtube.com/watch?v=mYs_gUs35eM

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What's supposedly wrong with dawnguard?

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just listened to the album today. that user is doing gods work making those memes.

Not him but
>start as vamp hunter
>find a vampire woman
>instead of killing her immediately, you're forced to do an eternal escort quest and get her to her daddy in the spoopy castle

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Oh shit, yeah that was crap. For some reason I mixed dawnguard with the dragonborn expansion.

>90% of the expansion is caves just like 90% of Tribunal is sewers
>Serana breaks any and all possible role playing
>Absolutely stupid fucking story where you can take Serana directly to Isran and he'll just say, like a fucking idiot, to go along with Serana's plan even though he's a vampire hunter and she clearly has an Elder Scroll
>Fight Falmer 99% of the time
>Crossbows are absolutely broken
>Vampire Lord power is fucking shit

I could go on, Dawnguard is awful.

youtube.com/watch?v=zc3vAdsiPV4

Better song comin through.
youtu.be/cEj79TpDCgc?t=698

BLUNT WEAPON: ACQUIRED

Learning about the falmer was cool. Really enjoyed the lore & worldbuilding there. Soul cairn was a cool concept but TERRIBLE area. Forgotten Vale was pretty. The Vampire & dawnguard shit was the worst part by far

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Sneed's Suck & Fuck
(Formerly Cuck's)

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Couldn’t say it better

All true, the only people who really like dawnguard seem to be people in love with Laura Baileys voice.

Hey Yea Forums did you read the OP in hillbilly voice or Dumner voice?

Gonna play as a wizard in morrowind
Should I play Altmer or Dunmer? I already played as Dunmer before as an assassin so I’d like to try Altmer, but I feel as if the House quests and the whole prophesy make no sense if you don’t play a dunmer

I respectfully disagree. Dawnguard might be underwhelming but it didn't ruin anything. Tribunal ruined the mainland Morrowind and 2/3 of the Tribunal.

How did tribunal ruin morrowind?

The entire game doesn't make a lick of sense if you play as a Dumner. Everyone everywhere calls you an "outlander" as if they could magically tell which Dumner was born on Morrowind and which wasn't.

Fucker must have hated the DB waking him up every night.

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Story of Seasons (Formerly Harvest Moon)

Hillbilly dunmer voice.

Free fucking money

So you stripped your assassins and sold their clothes? No one forces you to sell them off.

What annoyed me about Morrowind is how fucking poor everyone is.
>late game, get daedric shit by the hundreds
>they all cost 509990001039382938 million gold
>richest merchant is an easter egg, has like 3 fiddy

What the fuck, some actual good sneed OC

That's the point, those weapons are fucking artifacts. Why would you sell them? Why do you need that much money?

Bretons make the best mages in Morrowind

It does. Just like an American person with Irish blood can tell an ACTUAL Irish person apart. Different culture, customs, accents, etc.

By making Mournhold into Uber-Morrowind as if it was a fucking MMO. Epic level city patrolled by Uber-ordinators in their uber-amors is being threatened by uber-goblins and uber-Dwemer devices that are 100x stronger than those on Vvandafell. You can buy some uber-gear at uber-traders who have uber-money reserves. You have Vvandafell where devs tried they best to make believable world. And then you get to Mournhold - the uber city where everything is the best since it's the expansion. And since it's the capital it ruined mainland for me.

I forgot about one way Tribunal ruins Morrowind. Early in the game Bratherhood of shadows attack you wearing their uber-armors. You can sell them for mad dosh which ruins the economy without you even trying.

They had to do that because when it came out most people's characters would be powerful from doing the main game

>Become Telvanni Councilman
>Telvanni are stationed in the Azura Coast
>Stronghold you get is in the fucking Ashlands like Redoran

Why is Bethesda so fucking terrible

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>It does. Just like an American person with Irish blood can tell an ACTUAL Irish person apart. Different culture, customs, accents, etc.

But Dumners living in the Empire has the same culture, accent etc. as normal Dumner. Not to mention "Outlander" appears in the conversation starters. Everyone already knows you are not from there before you even have a chance to open your mouth.

Nigger, basic bitch glass weapons can't be sold to anyone in the base game because everyone is poor as dirt. Mournhold's uber merchants are necessary

>reddit memes on top of reddit memes
You faggots have ruined all Simpsons threads in perpetuity.

>But Dumners living in the Empire has the same culture, accent etc. as normal Dumner.

Ahem...

Memes aside no they wouldn't. Even Skyrim shows us differences in culture between Skyrim dunmer and solstheim dunmer.

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I'm planning on playing Morrowing for the first time
What's the most fun build without being completely useless?

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>They had to do that because when it came out most people's characters would be powerful from doing the main game

They really didn't. Making epic-level adventure requires making it a actual epic story, not just moving the story where everything is uber for no particular reason. You wonder how come Morrowind even lost to Empire since when you compare relative strength of Mournhold army, they could just steamroll Cyrodill. Provided they didn't run into any bandits with glass weapons.

Which is why I start each new character with tribunal off.

Probably some sort of basic warrior build. Choose your skills carefully.

Athletic should always be a primary and acrobatics a secondary, just because you use them at all times. Armored is good if you don't want to pay $$$ to repair your items. Your main weapon and armor should be major skills. Etc.

It's easier to break the game and become an OP god with magic but it's a steeper learning curve and you'll die more at first.

That's just gameplay balance reason so you don't steamroll everything. Realistically speaking an average rat is always as hard to kill as any other average rat. Just because one has 100hp and the other has 500hp is meaningless, they expected your character to be high level.

I'm in love with Laura Bailey and I still hate Serana and Dawnguard. Only good things it did was add crossbows and cool looking armor. Every other part was a massive miss.

Why does everyone hate dawngaurd so much? Probably my favorite skyrim dlc honestly.

>Why would you sell them?
HLAALU GANG

>mod companion
>better than anything Bethesda has officially done

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>Bretons make the best mages in Morrowind
>playing as a non-mer
Imagine being given the chance to play as several superior races and UNIRONICALLY picking the lower, most inferior ones

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How the fuck do you like Dawnguard more than Dragonborn?

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Got it, thanks user
I'll probably go for something basic then

Hey OP, you like to dance close to the fire don't you

Be an everything.

Start with spears to get your endurance up to max as soon as possible. Always level luck alongside something else. Choose the Lady for Endurance and Willpower early on and to generate high health as you level. You want to get Endurance to max first and foremost and always try to get +5 when you level. The other stats don't matter as much as you can easily max them later, but always a +5 to Endurance.

Once you've got 100 Endurance. Start leveling Strength and Agility these will help you hit harder and more accurately. A majority of the enemies will go down to a really powerful sword arm. Once you've got those maxed you can start having fun with magic. Pick up a few spells from the various schools and start making your own.

In reality don't do any of this autistic shit. Just pick the weapon you think looks coolest, the school of magic you think is neat, and play how you want. The game is only difficult for the first 5 or so levels. Once you figure everything out and have yourself established the game gets really fun.

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Ahahahah sneed, SNEED, SSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD.

Or they could just make quests fit for a high-level char instead of making you chase uber-level Goblins that each could probably solo Vivec. You can see the death of Bethsda right here when Tribunal was released. They sat down at the table and tried to write an adventure for a godlike character, and somehow decided that slaying goblins in the sewer was a good idea.

Don't they mention something about Telvanni expanding into unlivable regions to show off their dicks?

How bad was Joel's stream of morrowind last night bros? I haven't had the urge to watch the vod yet.

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How do you join the Telvanni?

Kill a member of the Telvanni and take his stuff

Go to Sadrith Mora and ask to join

Shellbug helm with falmer heavy set is best look for evil wizard.

>Tribunal
>worse than Bloodmoon
Nigga you gay or something?

>Learning about the falmer was cool
Ah yes I too was enjoying learning about an ancient, dead culture before Serana chimed in with "UGH CAN YOU LIKE, HURRY THIS UP YOU OLD ELF FAGGOT? I'M LIKE SO IMPORTANT AND I NEED TO GET THIS BOW, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GAY RELIGION."

But they hate me. Every telvanni I have seen has like 17 disposition towards me.

Leave mages guild.

Yeah. This is accurate. They had a good idea with the Dwemer city and Sotha Sil's place. They should have done more shit like that.

>sick of these brotherhood fucks
>go to Mournhold
>take care of these goblins first
>crush goblins, find out they've had access to secret artifact by some unknown supplier
>turns out this artifact is dwemer is nature
>fight dwemer machine infused gobbos
>eventually move on to fight brotherhood agents equipped with dwemer tech
>descend into dwemer city and fight various constructs and tech infused atronachs
>finally fall into almalexia's trap, the end.

Side quests could include non dwemer related shit. Like maybe a mad cult of Azura jacked up on consuming souls from soul gems. Have to disable a prototype soul engine that would later be rebuilt to hold up the ministry of truth. Maybe another side quest involving a precursor to Bloodmoon. Like some werewolf has been terrorizing a part of the town and Almalexia has been too concerned with other things to look into it. You have to do a minor investigation and confront a nord at night who has a torn letter from someone far to the north.

You can't be part of both mages guild and Telvanni?

They hate each other

You can but they hate each other. The more you rise in one faction, the lower will the disposition be with the other.

>Finn's Sujamma and Flin
>Formerly Fallo's

Is there a benefit to being in telvanni as opposed to the mages guild?

They're cooler.

I've just finished Mage's Guild questline then bribed the Telvani into liking me. Didn't even knew about the faction disposition, I thought they were just assholes.

You get a sick mushroom house. Plus you have to become the Telvanni hortator as part of the main quest anyway.

Yes; the argonian girl between your legs polishing your spear and begging for your scrib jelly. You also get to levitate to the top of the mushroom tower and throw rocks on the plebs below.

How do these dumb, pointless fucking Yea Forums memes always manage to take on these endlessly repeated by normalfag viral lives?

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Blood moon was pretty great wtf are you on about

TWO YEARS YOU MOTHERFUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKING SNEEDPOSTING REDDITORS
FOR TWO YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS SITE CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC FEED AND SEED BOARD'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLO LOOK AT ME IM LE SNEED XDDDD FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Yea Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FARMERS AND THE FUCKING STORE, 2 YEARS, 2 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A SNEED THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Yea Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE SIMPSONS SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT SNEED, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF SNEED TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED AND SUCKED BY THE ASS OF FARMER 1 AND 2. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT SNEED'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID SNEED THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH E-I-E-I FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

>complains about repetitive normie memes
>posts cia

>not playing the nerevarine as a filthy argonian just to fuck with the dunmer

Sneed

too stupid to know it was posted as a fucking example

jesus CHRIST

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How the hell did this one throwaway joke attract so much autism?

"sneed" might be one of the dullest memes Yea Forums has ever seen, yet still not as dull as one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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The fact that Bloodmoon actually gives you an overworld to explore already puts it above Tribunal. I sure hope you like sewers because that's all that fucking shitty expansion is. Sewer Simulator featuring no Levitation.

I see.

says the baneposter

>complains about repetitive normie memes
>posts wojak

>aym Rand
>god tier

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that is clearly not wojak. It is a retarded poster.

play with magic, its the best part of the game

Formerly good

Alchemy some ash yam bloat juice
Drink weak ash yam bloat juice to become slightly better at making ash yam bloat juice

Repeat until you galaxy brain alchemy for infinite stat boosts and buffs for infinite duration.

If money needed make infinite value ash yam bloat juice to sell.

newfag

Don't you know, the height of literature is to make the climax of your story an 80 page political screed that is pure nonsense.

Fuck, I love Morrowind alchemy.

Whats the one thing you do at the start of every morrowind run?
>mage's guild teleport to the Caldera guild and steal the complete set of master alchemical gear to sell at the balmora alchemist or personal use

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>metagaming
yikes

Cuck Fargoth.

Hey it's free money, you'd be a fool not to take it.

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don't talk to me, metagamer

My main issue is how badly written the characters are in Mournhold. It feels like a fucking parody or a fan game.

Bloodmoon is fun as shit though.

Can I change the game's fov without installing some strange shit?

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>not wanting to do the best thing possible

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Basically one autist kept spamming "I din't get it" and "what's the joke" before people fully added it into the canon by force.

based

Have you not stopped to think about Dawnguard's plot for two seconds?

>Join vampire killing guild
>Discover vampire with an Elder Scroll
>Literally the most powerful artifact on Tamriel
>Can't take the Elder Scroll
>Can't kill the vampire
>Instead you must babysit this vampire and take her back home
>Take her to the vampire killing guild
>"dude take her home lol, maybe we can spy on them and shit"
>Take her home
>"lmao thanks for the Elder Scroll you fucking retard, now I can finally put my evil plan to destroy the sun in motion!"
>Keep in mind the sun in TES isn't a physical body but a hole in space where all magical energy flows from
>Meaning if the vampires were to destroy the sun somehow, they'd effectively eliminate magic
>Go back to the vampire killing guild
>"what the fuck man why didn't you take the Elder Scroll?!"

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they didn't want to destroy the sun
just block it

OH THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING

That still blocks all magical energy from showering Nirn, accomplishing the same thing.

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You forgot
>Living things need sun
>No sun no living things
>By blocking the sun, all vampires go crazy from starvation but at least they can be outside all day lol

No wonder Trump wants to get rid of all the illegal outlanders

>babysit a shitty waifu: the dlc
gee i wonder why

>Serana breaks any and all possible role playing
Skyrim does that automaticly.

Can we just ignore these Sneedshitters and talk about videogames? Here are a few of my favorites, in no particular order:

Sly Cooper
Need for Sneed
Everquest
Everquest II (formerly Everquest)
Destiny
Simpsons Skateboarding

Farming Simulator
Electroplankton
Earthworm Jim
Dark Souls

Ark
Neverwinter Nights
Demon Souls

Sim Cityslicker
Elebits
Ed Edd N' Eddy Online
Darksiders

i don't really recall exactly why now, but magic bullshit is the reason vampires hurt under sunlight
something to do with meridia using prisms to harness sun energy to cast a massive "fuck you" over all of nirn during the day

>nirn
*tamriel

either way, blocking holes in the sky is good for vampires

I seriously cannot be the only person tired of fucking Dwemer shit at this point. This series forgoes any sort of cool lore development for the other races just so they can go LOL DWEMER DID IT XD!11! and reuse assets for more shitty dungeons filler with the same three enemies ad nausia

Yeah, but that same energy is pretty much what allows for magical energies to even exist. Vampires would lose all of their abilities that aren't physical, just like everybody else. Also obviously no plants means no food for animals, no crops and no animals means no living creatures. No living creatures means no food for vampires.

no one said vampires were smart
but yeah dawnguard is shit

there wasn't much dwemer involvement in skyrim though

Eh, Falmer and Blackreach do well enough without access to the sun. Just farm them. I hate any vampire story that revolves around ETERNAL DARKNESS unless it's actually dealing with food shortages like that one movie.

Don't you get a bounty for attacking her the first time you meet too?

Bethesda at this point almost refuses to make any serious advancements in the stories of their video games. Fallout 3 and 4 have made horrendous story choices and lore changes, each and every one focusing on recycling old factions or making technology invented after the Great War "achually" pre-war. The one that pisses me off the most and shows how blatant they are in this regard is that the Fallout 3 Enclave Hellfire power armor, a suit that Bethesda fucking created for Fallout 3, is now pre-war. It's in Fallout 76.

Everyone talented left Bethesda already, or got fired.
Only pen pushers and businessmen are left, what do you expect from them?

nice

>ed edd eddy online

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>Ignore Sneedshitters
>Need for Sneed

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You do as much Dwemer Ruin diving in Skyrim as you do in Morrowind. Bethesda is so fucking lazy they even made Dwemer Ruins in Solstheim for no fucking reason at all just so they could reuse assets.

You're right but I can't remember WHY do you go Dwemer diving.
I only remember searching for an elder scroll in the main quest.

The same retards that wrote morrowinds quests are still there. Thats why they refuse to move to another engine because those fucks are too lazy to use anything else. They are dead set to use the shitty quest maker they made almost 20 years ago because they claim it makes them.more effecient.

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on the flipside, the vampire questline is just as terrible. Who wants to play as a vampire that's trying to SAVE the sun? You should've been able to side with harkon. Worst dlc.

I really hope VI brings back rival factions.

michael 'mushroom' kirkbride is gone

VI will have these guilds

- main quest guild
- side quest guild

woah look at the first letters forming a well know phrase xD

VI is going to have upper body, legs and helmet when it comes to customization.

Though the plans to kneecap modding is what really sucks.

I could probably forgive DG if I could just access the Forgotten Vale/Soul Cairn without having to play the garbage story. The fact that my first time being able to explore these unique areas always has to be with Serana making some ebin snarky quip about the weather or whatever really kills it for me.

dumbass, did you ever play Oblivion?
Imperial/Cyrodil born Dunmer have a different accent and mannerism.

It won't because bethesda caters to the "i wanna be everything in my playrun" crowd.

You're still a literal outlander you stupid nigger.

>plans to kneecap modding
Really? If true then there will be no reason to even buy the game. Bethesda games are shit without community fixes

Bethesda games are shit without mods, period.
That's what keeps them alive for so long. You think Skyrim would be played/bought nowadays if people couldn't mod it?

OpenMW or MCP+MGE XE?

It's a meta commentary on memes that's essentially just Baneposting 2

openmw not so stable as they advertise

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Morrowind, Oblivion and Daggerfall are fine without mods. You could actually try playing them vanilla for more than a minute before doing the whole mod troubleshooting more than actually playing the game trope.

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>Oblivion
>fine without mods

LOL

OpenMW is a bad fucking meme

You do realize more people bought and enjoyed Oblivion on the 360 than they ever did on the pc right? Oblivion is fine without mods.

Morrowind literally stops fucking working without mods. Your save WILL get corrupted if you don't mod it. And it lacks basic fucking resolution settings. And it's filled with bugs that can fuck your entire playthrough up.

Oblivion too. It's such a piece SHIT game when it comes to optimization. And the UI is putrid. Made for consoles. Also the level scaling is retarded. This is all coming from someone who likes Oblivion the most.
You must mod these games.

Console niggers don't have fucking standards. And neither do you. And it's a shit fucking port. Literally more prone to crashes on the PC.

OpenMW is playable but nowhere near done.

I've never had any of the problems you are complaining about. These games are enjoyable without modding them for alot of people. Get over yourself you retard.

Depends on what you're looking for, for the most part I'd say vanilla, especially if you're loading up on MWSE mods. But if you want to do things like multiplayer, you go OpenMW.

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...Kind of based!!!

Sn'eed

Uh, they literally can? You’re from the imperial prison and have an imperial accent, that’s some of the only preset shit about your character, man. Plenty of people in the game talk about it if you just ask them.

Dawnguard is fucking trash, dude
>forced to take a shitty companion who refuses to follow any directions, thus forcing you to steamroll through the entire DLC just to get her to fuck off
>mostly just a series of low-quality dungeon crawls
>no true new world area like solstheim in dragonborn
>instead get super tedious locations like soul cairn and forgotten vale
>side content is all radiant quest bullshit

Why? Only thing so can see wrong with it is that it's development is super slow

g o o d f o r t u n e g a n g

>been in development for ten years
>only on like version 0.43, not even halfway done

that’s because daedric shit is actually rare in morrowind, leveled bandits aren’t wearing it like in oblivion. there is only 1 full set of daedric armor in the game worn by divayth fyr, the rest you might find held by a dremora or something but there’s no full sets. the helmets are all unique and have their own names even.

This. Give him the ring but then get it back via assisting a chad Nord in town.

Why are you saying Vvandafell, it looks retarded.

Kek

This isn’t O.C.

why is the morag tong so cool?
>kill emperor of cyrodiil
>everyone freaks out
>akaviri put a governor of their own
>morag tong kills him too
>writes "MORAG TONG" with his blood on the walls

0.43 means it's the 43rd iteration, not that it's 43% done.

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No dude you’re already in caldera so you gotta sell it to Creeper in the orc mansion.

Sneen'wah

he still does contract work for eso expansion lore sometimes

It's also on 0.45, not 0.43. From what I unders5and 0.46 will include Lua script support.

DUHHH CRINGE?? BRINGE????

This is false. You have never had Morrowind stop working and corrupt everything unless you have a fucked mod installed or a messed up load order for your expansions or something, and neither have I.

what's the joke?

>no Clifford
4/10, see me after class

That's good, the Lua-MWSE update really revolutionized the modding scene with all the insane shit it can do.

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When I read about this I was like, “Holy shit.” I guess a worldwide public assassin service would have damn near every president and world leader wiped out.

A lot of people are retards. You shit eating tard.

>no argument
enjoy troubleshooting your mods and not actually playing videogames faggot

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Hmm, a Matt Groening cartoon based on TES would be really nice

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What does he even do nowadays?

Worked as a lead writer for Telltale, is now with the company that took over their games.

daedric armor is very rare but daedric weapons are god damn everywhere

>there are literally zero (0) two handed Ebony weapons in Morrowind

What the fuck were they thinking

And WHY THE FUCK would they want to destroy the sun when Serana and those random vampires that attack you in broad daylight just put a hoodie on and they are fine

lmao, dream on

Verlivs tells you how stupid Harkon's plan is. If they block out the sun all of Tamriel will hunt and destroy all vampire kind to restore it.

read thread pls

the forgotten vale is really fun, shame about the rest of the dlc

I'm more confused about how anyone could find anything to like about Skyrim in the first place.

Well if we go off of skyrim and how daedric weapons are ebony with a dremora heart, and with how many daedric weapons you can find in morrowind. Your ebony 2handers are right in front of you. Shame the daedric got there first.

>refuse to move to another engine

Can't blame them, I give >50% chance it would kill the company outright.
>lose all their tooling
>probably not as moddable
>even if it is modmakers have to learn the new tools which will slow stuff down
>new engine will likely be garbage anyway unless they actually find good developers somewhere

Of course staying with Gamebryo might slowly kill them but at this rate it's not gonna be the thing that does them in

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Even normalfags are tired of the engine after fallout 4 and that disaster that 76 was. They have to change or they will indeed die. I'm hoping they die outright

Africans can tell who's a native and whos an outsider by the way they walk

>Want to play Morrowind again
>Remember how long it takes to pick a class

Literally just answer questions or pick from a list. It's the fastest start in any of the games

>a cool concept but a terrible idea

I made mine “VOODOO SWAMP WIZARD”
He’s made it pretty far through the main quest and is a Telvanni Wizard just short of being a Mouth and getting his own mushroom tower. He just teleports and levitates everywhere now, currently I have a pillow fortress located in my stolen pawnshop in Balmora. Here’s him without robes. Sorry guys, I’m playing on the xbone goty version with the expansions and bugfixes but no mods.

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post pillow fort please

Not him but I need to see the fort pillow-senpai

Same guy here, I used to play on pc with the expansions and a mod to let you play as a dremora with these cool hoodes robes and a journal to write in that I actually roleplayed and wrote in for a while in it. I’ve gotten much farther in this updated xbone playthrough than ever before, my swamp wizard (who used to bathe and sleep nude in the swamps in the starting areas) is level 39 but I’ve done way more and had much more fun with him than my powerleveled Nord who was my first character, I think he was in the 60s. Here’s my swamp dunmer with robes, I have a very large selection of robes in my inventory depending on my mood lol, I also like the Telvanni cephalopod helms

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>Balmora is home
>love the Ascadian Isles
>it's the territory of House Hlaalu
>love Redoran
>hate the Ashlands

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I used to have a shitload of pillows on PC with my Nord nude being yelled and sneered and snorted at by the characters that gather around you when you’re nude and I wrote out shit in the streets of Balmora and inside Vivec like “GAY BALLS” and shit when I was younger, anyway the pillow stairs and pillow architecture is great but honestly guys right now I only got like 200 or so, so I’ve mostly covered the floor of my pawnshop so I can show that but the actual fort is still currently a work of progress on my swampbro. I need to steal more pillows, I did raid the crashed ship on the coast that’s filled with pillows but it’s only like 50 or 60.

No actually, oblivion vanilla required you to lower """""difficulty""""" if you didnt want to spend 5 hours slashing at an imp. I prefer morrowinds annoying hit/misses to that shit. Modded a fix for that as soon as I could, every time.

>playing Tribunal
>"hey forge Nerevar's legendary sword!"
>all the pieces just happen to be conveniently placed within Mournhold when they could have been put in the Red Mountain Citadels in hidden spots
>orc literally tells you to "talk to a dwemer"
>you'd think it would just tell you to go talk to Yagrum
>nope just this ghost conveniently strolling around in the dwemer ruin and just tells you "lol just put oil on it"

What at terribly written quest, jesus christ.

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There’s just something about Balmora. Funny how weird population is, it’s like 25% Blades spies, 10% Tong, 25% Mages&Fighters&ThievesGuilds, 30% Hlaalu and 10% civilians/shopkeepers.

Actually maybe switch the Blades spides and Tong percentage. I’m being stupid here.

How do I make Skyrim look good without losing too much performance? This game is really fragile and I fear turning it into a mess with too many mods.

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>ebony spear
>ebony staff

Does Umbra count as Ebony? It has soultrap but I like having that on a weapon anyway.

because it makes frogposters and autists seethe.
Like all they have to do is ignore the one faggot saying, "Sneed" but they give him free (You)'s instead. It's quite hilarious

Those aren't two handed

Well staff would be blunt wouldn’t it? Can you wield a shield with it? Are there onehanded and twohanded staves? I’ve only ever really used staves for spells to be honest so I don’t really know but I’m really interested.

Depends on what you mean by good, I suppose. Like the easiest thing that can be done isn't even properly a mod. For some reason the game ships with much better textures(and world object geometry) than it lets on. There was nothing in the menu options to enable it. All it takes is some console shit added at launch and it uses the better settings. Using an upper mid-range system from 2008 there was no noticeable drop in framerate or stability. Mind, this was back during the game's initial launch, they might have unfucked that since then, or at least put in a visible option for it.

I wish more RPGs would use a townsfolk simulator like the Asscreed games. It never bothered me back in the day but now I can't help but wonder how the fuck any town functions or even exists.

Lol so I literally just came across a staff just now

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SHOW US THE DAMN PILLOWFORT FAGGOT

They're wielded with two hands. And Morrowind doesn't differentiate between one-handed and two-handed weapons for skills anyway.

shit I’m sorry guys. I accept however retarded this may make me look. I just really like Morrowind.

Does Morrowind Rebirth work well with Tamriel Rebuilt?

why are you playing the console version instead of the PC version?

More or less.

Are there major issues?

I just explained how I made em back in the day so the pillow fort I mentioned (I steal and live in balmora pawnshop first thing every playthrough) is only like not even halfway built inside it’s just covering the floor right now :( It’s way harder to build on xbone than it is on PC, my Nord had huge creations everywhere. I can show what it looks like inside though. Also I forgot I can just use my xbone dvr instead of taking atrocious phone pictures

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I never encountered any, Rebirth is restricted to Vvardenfell while TR is the area around it.

As I mentioned earlier the bone version’s been updated to include the GOTY version for free with the backwards compatibility shit so now it has most of the bugfixes or at least I haven’t run into any yet as well as the 2 expansions. None of the plugins unfortunately. I put most of my time into the pc version but I have an old xbox copy from back in the day that works on my bone so I dived back into it cause I wanted to play on my big new tv while smoking dude weed lmao in my comfy couch. pls don’t bully let’s keep it morrowind in here pc version is inherently superior

I recalled for yall, it’s a work in progress.

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My dream is of my telvanni stronghold entirely filled with thousands of pillows of kwama eggs. It unfortunately takes hundreds of pillows just to cover your floors.

>God tier
>Don Quixote

Hear me now
Oh thou feed and seedable Sneeds
Thou art based and redpilled as can be;
And a hillbilly with his images all bravely unfurled
Now throws down his sneedposts to thee!
I am I, Sneed Quixote
former Chuck of La Yea Forums
My destiny calls and I post
And the wild winds of fucktion
Will carry me chuckward
Oh withersneedever they blow...
Withersneedever they blow,
Dabbing on Janny I post!

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Hey so uh Trainwiz what’s any recent or upcoming projects or any thoughts on things? Last thing I was Lull

Busy with Underspace
kickstarter.com/projects/pastaspace/underspace

Though I've done some shitposty meme stuff here and there. I can model things now, so I want to do something more serious, but I'm not sure what I want to model or if there are any artifacts that really aren't used in any mods, maybe do something with Barilzar...

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Insulting our based Putin why don't ya you orange sucking city slicker.

I was going to suggest Skyrim artifacts but it looks like most of those are already in

Ohhhh I remember reading something about you making a game or something like a year or two ago, Underspace sounds familiar too unless I’m thinking of something else. I’ll check it out more when I get done playing.
Sorry if I sound like a shill or something guys, I just like to encourage healthy Morrowind discussion even if it’s a half sneed thread too. Dagoth Ur train is pretty sweet too.

Frogposters live to annoy everyone else, retard.

Yeah, that'd be Underspace. I also learned how to rig (though not animate, so existing creatures) Morrowind creatures, so that also opens up a lot of new options for me.

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The 1st Thing Valerica says is "MY HUSBAND'S PLAN IS FUCKING RETARDED, AND IT WILL FUCK ALL VAMPIRES IN NIRN"

Also harkon was Stupid ENOUGH to Join the Mythic Dawn during the oblivion crisis, hence why he has a banner in his private room

Insane shit MINUS a proper animation overhaul traindude

FO3/NV and Oblivion got those and even Diagonal walking, May Modathon has passed and no one gave a fuck about backporting to MW

they're big memes

That's because true chads love the Morrowind strut

what about chad striding in all directions?

Lmao I love the Thomas ones too. Do you post stuff anywhere now? As funny as this sounds, when I first modded my copy on pc back in the day one of your mods with I think cube people or something like that and a place like Sotha Sil that you teleported into was one of my first mods and I remember getting lost in it. Only later did I find out it was by you, at least I’m pretty sure I saw it was, correct me if I’m wrong?
Anyway I think I followed you way back on my old tumblr or something cause I thought that was the only thing you posted on back after nexusmods had their shittery or whatever happened. Do you still post stuff on there? I think I follow ladynerevar or something like that on my new one, is she Kirkbride’s wife or just a fan or something like that? I’m just really curious, been interested in all this stuff for years. You can all probably tell I’m the pillow guy. Again sorry if I look like a shill or something lmfao I just love morrowind, not much else like it.

why you hate ayn rand are u sexists????

LadyN is Kirkbride's wife. Also it sounds like you're describing Deus Ex Machina, my first mod.

I still post to Nexus and all that, but I just haven't done a lot of mods lately, been busy with the game.

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>Leveling stats like a fucking virgin.
>Not being a Chadchemist and just drinking your way to max stats and max wealth.

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>he was born in the ash among the Velothi, user Chimer

>he needs to drink to get gains

Yep, it was definitely Deus Ex Machina.

How do alchemy smart?

The potions are what makes us, and the potions are what we will be. If you don't drink the potions you'll end up in the Shitageddon, having to spend your days harvesting kwarma eggs with the fucking furries.

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>Dawnguard
I think you meant to say Dragonborn

RIP

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>all these mentions of "eternal darkness"
>can only think of that one time faux-not-big-boss voiced an actual villain
>think of the one time the final boss managed to kill me due to my carelessness when I stepped inside his shield spell while he was casting it leading to my demise
>The darkness shall be eternal!!!
I don't understand why they avoided dropping the title here when it was already dropped at least 10 times throughout the game also the 10 or so lines richard doyle has here were infinitely more competent than anything chief keef did for bad boss

kek

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Is Underspace what happened to the moon mod?

>Steal Alachemy tools from Caldera.
> Go to Sadrith Mora, buy Bloat and Ash Yam.
>Make Fortify Int Pot.
>Drink.
>Make another.
>Drink.
>Make one.
>Sell it for enough to buy ingredients for another 100 pots.
>Do this until you have 5k Int.
>Make Fort for everything else.
>Have 5k in all stats for 1.76 x 10^100 seconds.
>Be restoring 25k Hp/Stam/MP forever.
>Be a GOD.

You know I'm fuckin' right there Ricky. We both know a man lives and dies by the potions. We're all the potions.

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Yeah, I'm not too proud of that mod these days, lots of old embarrassing things. I won't apologize for making the final boss a literal communist that you get to smack down though.

No but it uses some ideas recycled from that and a TES space game I never went through with, minus the reman cum vaults.

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based dunnposters

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>reman cum vaults

Wut

Dawnguard was mediocre but Serana did not break roleplaying.
She reacted to a very wide range of scenarios.
When first meeting her you can tell her about the civil war from both points of view.
If you were married you could tell about your spouse when she asks of you're as lonely as her.
When asks about your parents you get several options depending on your headcannon.
If you've been nice to her and you're single you can propose and get rejected cause she and religion don't mix.
Depending on how you talk to her about vampirism through out her quest line you can convince her to cure herself.

I always ignore her completely since she's used goods that got her booty hole royally wrecked by a devil.
But she's pretty immersive.

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Didn't reman cyrodiil defeat an enemy army by drowning them with his cum?

Maybe, he's pretty mythical so that might have also meant that he had a whole platoon of bastard children, but at that point I suppose we're just arguing sementics

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I am appeased. Thank you for delivering.

I think even what old things you make that you personally might find cringy it’s great that you still keep them up, a lot of creators, modders and otherwise have just deleted everything and gone silent and so many games and such have been lost to the void

I will deliver the future pillow castles to you one day, complete with pillow throne.

Oh I still think it does some good stuff, the big city and all that.

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Frogposters wish that they could make people seethe as well as Sneedposters

s'need

This is the feed of you, s'need

die sneed’wah

this is a well crafted post
plus 10 thousand internets my good sir

I still remember that first thread I got the screens on my old harddrive somewhere

>not if you're planting kwama eggs

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*ahem*
Fuck n'wahs, fuck cliffracers, and fuck house hlaluu.

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based

Nirnstar! Nirnstar!

So should I load up Morrowind with mods or is it mandatory to try it out modless?

Are there Morrowind porn mods? Asking for a friend.

fuck that there is no point, the game isn't that difficult. just go pure mage and make fuck you spells

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twitch.tv/videos/451019200 me playing with mods

There's a mod for rebirth and tr. I'm using it currently.

Bastante bien

>0 total views
ohoho how embarrassing

Nah. If you want a vanilla experience you have to at least use Morrowind Code Patch, MGE XE, and Patch for Purists. I'd also get performance boosters like Better Meshes and Optimization as well as Graphic Herbalism.

>well, pardon us mister Daedric boots!
>I found these boots in a Dwemer ruin

How are the Redoran and Hlaalu houses? I did Telvanni playthrough a while ago. The big mushroom house with dwemer robot guards is nice and all but I didn't care for where it was located at.

Too add, you can get stuff like Westley's Pluginless Head Replacer, Better Bodies, Better Clothes, More Better Clothes, and Better Robes.

pedo bald manlet is not based.

Yeah and if you're a vampire hunter (as in one half of the DLC) you can ki- oh

Redoran's Stronghold is in the Ashlands, it's a bit more lively.

He was referring to the fact that as a vampire hunter you aren't allowed to kill a vampire and in fact have to help her aid other vampires.