Evo 2019 is the largest Smash tournament ever

>the shower

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Fuck yea, fellow smashers. After we shit our pants let's go harass some women for DARING to beat us at video games.

Stinky Day Uber Alles!

That's a melee meme.
Smash ultimate is a dilation machine.
Get it right fuckface.

Dear god
Could you imagine the smell of 3000 smash players?
Lord have mercy on the other Evo attendees

Any other smashers not taking a shower for a whole month in preparation for EVO? It's gonna be the biggest so I have to come prepared!

it's fun to watch

>he thinks normal human beings differentiate between meele and smush

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Can't wait to see my favorite girl(male) in action

>Nearly every single tweet since the evo line-up announcement has been responded by melee shitheads complaining

I'm so thankful for ultimate kicking out those cunts.

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>more than DBFZ at EVO 2018
Breathe and seethe, FGCucks.

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which one, user?

I'm loosening my sphincter daily with butt plugs and living on a diet of prunes dipped in olive oil. I'm gonna release game winning poop bombs ON DEMAND. Watch out, pools!

>tfw dbfz went from 1st place to the third lowest after a year

Jesus christ

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Bocchi, the best Isabelle main uwu
She makes the hons seethe because she passes

there's no way bocchi is trans
you're trying to trick me
she looks too natural

Melee bros told me that people would be flocking back to Melee... i cant believe this bros....

Looks like EVO Sunday is gonna go past 3AM!

Don't be mad at others because your game is dead

only melee players smell bad you retards

meleebros were cast aside because joey is a cuck and nintendo isn't happy with melee still being big.

But Gutter Trash is still one of the largest and still ongoing 3rd Strike tournaments worldwide.

yea, but all Smashers smell awful

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Evo 2019 will be amazing

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I never had anything against Smashfags, just Meleefags. I'm happy to see this game flourish.

Melee will now go down in history as the inferior smash as Ultimate takes it's rightful place as #1.

Best Timeline.

I used to really like smash. Even bought a switch just for ultimate, but I just don’t give a fuck anymore. What happened?

Until you hear "her" deep voice

Yes it's hilarious how stinky day was just a way for normal people to laugh at smashfags and now they've adopted it themselves. Hilarious watching Melee and Ultimate fags call each other smelly virgins.

well let's hear it then

People will die from the stink. Mark my words.

You need to play a game that lets you express yourself more freely and creatively instead. Try Mario Maker 2, the course maker mode in particular.

From there, move on to full-blown indie game development.

Creative game design is the superior hobby to merely gaming, which is really just eating out of someone's hand.

Once you grow older and your tastes become more refined, you'll find too much disappointment in games and the only solution is to design your own games to suit your more individualized tastes.

OH NO NO NO NO
youtu.be/w8b7tl5u4MQ

Thanks user, but I’m not really too big into pure platformers or level creation.

Long live the king.

man you scared me
i thought it was going to be way worse
she'll get better at it eventually

only shitposters do this

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Entrants =/= viewers. Since it's guaranteed the last spot on sunday plus salty Melee fans, it will have the lowest Smash viewers numbers for Evo ever.

He's so damn ugly. Why are people so desperate for this dude

>Smelee fags care more if people are watching their game than actually playing it
Big yikes

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I’m just glad it’s Not melee