I fucking love Thwomps. They're one of the simplest platformer enemies possible, but Nintendo gave them such a fitting and lovable personality. They also have all sorts of neat interactions with various powerups, so they're more deep than they appear.
I want Rule 34 of a Thwomp with a HUGE long thick flaccid cock hanging down to the floor, almost touching the ground. Maybe a little precum in the tip.
Anthony Flores
I want so fucking bad an encyclopedia/bestiary with information of every single Mario universe enemy.
I came up with a new type of thwomp/whomp enemy called a "Rhwomp" which is coin-shaped and highly mobile, for 3D Mario games. It tries to crush mario by rolling like a coin at him and when it gets close, it'll do a death spin and make that noise that a spinning lid makes when it slows down before flattening out and Mario must dodge the moving pinch point on its circular rolling around him.
I also like the idea of a Thwomp-Chomp, which is something you can sort of do in Mario Maker by stacking a chomp on a thwomp and making the thwomp more mobile with wings and a sideways movement low to the ground. In my 3D mario game document, I described a fully-envisioned version of a thwomp-chomp that uses physics to move by having a large mouth on the thwomp to hop around and try to swallow Mario. It turns by having the chomp lunge sideways to force torque rotation and Mario can defeat it by jump kicking the side of it two times, timing the second kick as the thwomp starts rocking from the first to knock it all the way over, though it will still be dangerous, just less mobile.