Game is called smash BROS

>game is called smash BROS
>actually only has male characters
I never noticed this. Why do you think they started adding females in later installments?

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jigglypuff is a 75% female species

Isabelle was the only solid female addition to this shithole

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Samus

You forgot about Jigglypuff and Metroid, OP.

Samus isn't a girl, retard

sjws

mario is gurl

Y cant Metroid crawl?

Based retard poster. That's a female pikachu not Satoshi's pikachu the jigglypuff is female in this game and Samus. Smash 1 roster is made up of 25% female.

Does that mean there's intense competition for mates among the females?

no idea who any of these characters are besides mario and pikachu but you're telling me that "link" is male?

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Samus is totally a bro.
Just look at her flex taunt in melee.
Only chads can flex like that.

Samus is 100% pure woman my dude. Not even in your 20 year old meme is that going to be proven false.
Get out of my face, loser.

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What the fuck is a Marth?

If only it actually happened back in 1999!

Metroid is a girl retard
How do I unlock ness?

>Lip
Literally who?

This. Maybe it has something to do with the Lipstick flower item in Brawl?