Gets cuppa tea

>AO3
>not fimfiction crossovers for the entertaining cringe
Never gonna make it.

I wish I was as comfy right now as this birb is.

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I really like the fic about 30 rock where the guy crucifies a girl and sticks his hand up her ass.
Its a sequel to the modern family one where he nakes alex eat her family.

>birb
>pupper
>kot

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autism

>female internet memes coming from reddit instead of Twitter/tumblr
200% reddit trying to fit in

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have the sex please

>autism

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keeping blacks in check

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Kot literally means cat. I don't know what you're on about.

based and redpilled!

"Reddit" humor used to be Yea Forums humor before circa 2010. You know.. when Yea Forums went to shit.

You're the reason this site is a humorless shithole now.

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dilate

It's literally females who say doggy woggy kotty shit mate. Fix up.

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>kot being new/female

You fuckers don't know finnish chans made this one popular, huh? Your new is showing.

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that's one ugly ass fish

do you have the webm where a pelican is stretching its skin on some guys head while hes trying to eat?

>saying the word 'kot' which is just russian for cat is somehow reddit or SJW

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Imagine being such a bitter faggot to take time and effort out of your life to make this image.

Simply amazing.

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You don’t want to pet doggos? What the fuck man? How jaded are you to not like doggos?

bröther

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Reddit is a much better place than this incel echochamber.

Are seals just dogs that live in water?

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Holy shit. It's like it just knows to bite shit down by instinct even when dead.

then go to r*ddit you clown.

Shark getting a little too greedy.

thx dude
love this one
i wonder what it tried to do

i love my cuddly birdman

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The ones complaining about "Reddit humor" are newfag cancer themselves, probably came straight from Reddit.

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F A T T

yes

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At least you still like feesh, hoppers(floofybuns included), sneks, and zerds.

>People ITT talking shit about birbs
That's it, im coming over to kick your asses

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This pelican likes to harass minorities.

>abloobloo leave my hugbox outsider
I am going to stay here and seethe you a bit more and you cannot do anything about it lmao

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What goofy little rolls of fat.

>birb
>pupper
>doggo

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Imagine being such a fag you make this image

Did somebody say fanfic?
m.fanfiction.net/s/12936696/1/Total-Drama-Shitshow

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Did somebody say kot?

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>birbs
Just kill yourself already, faggot

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owls r the best

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Exactly. Bitching about reddit is what redditors think what we do and it hurts the board when all new OC is called reddit.

It's called a reflex action, which is a whole tier more primal than instinct.

>animal threads on Yea Forums

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This is why I dont eat pork. Piglets are so cute ;_;

HOOT HOOT

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birb
kot
doggo
zoomies
taps
blep

I am literally shaking

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God damn that kot is swole

It's actually the jaws bone structure. Certain fish have "locking jaws" that slam into place with minimal force. Nurse shark is a good example

"Yeah bitch, spray on me while I shit up your balcony, stupid human"

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Isn't that image quintessential Yea Forums though?

I've been in too many /gif/ threads where you have those cringe faggots who will gloat about their ability to watch people getting absolutely demolished/obliterated and humans deserve every death imaginable, but they will cry about a dog getting smacked with a shovel.

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Amateur

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Looks like watermelon candy.

I respect your opinion but I disagree.

>tfw no racoons in my country
they seem like fun little rascals

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I am going to post you on r/inceltears and get some sweet karma while you continue seething.

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possibly

Fat ass pusy.

Reddit is basically pre-2012 Yea Forums, when it was good and before it was flooded with summerfags.

They're evil little bastards that raid trash, destroy houses, and carry rabies. Tame ones are adorable though and I wish we had domestic raccoons.

BOOP THE SNOOT

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they are surprisingly smart
there was a bunch of them on a beac i used to live in right?
they would ask for food if you had any, like tapping you in your show while you're fishing, and even bringing some smaller ones to ask for scraps too

What type of fanfic you like?

cute racoon

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Haha birb and kot getting along together ^,^

Big bee

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They're actually more related to bears

Everybody except furries dislike baby speak.

>Reddit is basically pre-2012 Yea Forums
Modern reddit? Yeah right. Everyone and anything decent about reddit went to voat after they shut down fatpeoplehate. Now they're the worst kind of twitter white knight and manchild with no redeeming qualities.

someone spoiled this pelican
it's expecting food from strangers

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Fuck off reddit cucks, you're not 5 anymore, you need to use your big boy words

dont play with your food, kot

They're gonna rape you later in your sleep

>anything decent about reddit
Kys

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>he didn't go to coontown
your loss

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>m-muh echochamber
There is literally nothing you can do about Redditors shitting up Yea Forums.

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Not like it matters either. Pissing in an ocean of piss and all that.

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They are a pest to the highest order. A cute pest, much like squirrels, but still a pest. Also way more aggressive than squirrels. Fuck raccoons, we've had two cases at my job of an employee taking the trash out and getting attacked by a raccoon.

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That's the ironic thing though.. it's Redditors shitting up Yea Forums, by pretending to be old Yea Forums users complaining about Reddit humor, to blend in. If only they knew this type of humor is what Yea Forums used to be about before Reddit was even a thing.

Except people get salty when their echochamber is not a sekrit klub anymore.

>cucks
And you're calling other people children

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No way that's real.

>etting attacked by a raccoon.
did they rape him or bite off his leg?

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Your board belongs to us now Yea Forumstard, get over it.

>the most toxic site on the internet is somehow better than 4channel.org
Um, right.

Well at least you admit to being a detriment to this place, libcuck.

The deep is a strange place.

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More like a leap and attempted maul, which honestly sounds terrifying. I'm glad it wasn't me.

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Some interesting history for you. After Yea Forums started seriously cracking down on anything approaching underage 3d, people fled to reddit.

How big is the stomach on these things? Or are they designed to store it and slowly digest all the food over a longer period of time to save on hunting time?

Yeah, old Yea Forums was cringe and basically reddit-lite. Good thing we grew up.

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It hasn't been a sekrit klub since chanology. What happened was people stopped calling out newfags and telling people to lurk. That's why everything is shit now.

SEETHING

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You want pussy? Well, here I am.

>libcuck
Hello /pol/dittor

Something like that.

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Oh come the fuck on coke doesn't taste THAT good.

would sink my teeth into a blue monster post mortem tho

>. If only they knew this type of humor is what Yea Forums used to be about before Reddit was even a thing.
No, you're the idiot. It's reddit because it's spammed everywhere and the joke has far run it's course now. Maybe it was funny the fist few times being ironically stupid, but now reddit's doing it, it's cringe.

This must be your first year here kiddo, sorry but that's how things go around here.

Hello niggerlover.

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Hello niggerlover.

The fuck is kot? Thats the german word for feces

>cringe
Fresh off the boat from facebook, I see.

RIPley

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Sure its real. I don't know what species it is, but you can see it has evolved a type of shape well suited for scavenging, being able to move using minimal effort gliding using its "sail".

raccoons are surprisingly intelligent and vicious animals. they're a nuisance at best and can be a menace if they get out of hand. they might look cute in pictures, but you're better off without them around.

That's how the stomachs of most animals work.

newfag

I broke the NPC bot lmao.

Seals are so cute.

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hehe birb pupper

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He!
For a guy who likes to write erotic fanfics once in a while I still find weird that some people enjoy reading things like that

There are still people on this site who disagree and still believe it's a top secret shitposting center.

>I broke the NPC bot lmao.

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is this an /an/ thread now?

Based, fuck dog people reddit fags

PRAISE

Also, bioluminescense comes in many shapes and colors, of great for predators and foragers alike. Foragers use it for camoflage and mating, while predators use it for lures.

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I don't eat it because they're extremely intelligent animals.

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>470241767
>n-no ur the npc
liberal s󠛡oyrage

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if they are so inteligent how come they get eaten all the time?

big poppa poss

They are literally called "sea dog" in some languages.

kino

It's still got a brain and whatever equivalent of a brainstem eels have. Freshly beheaded but far from dead.

>dat wink

HNNNNG

I've unironically come to start thinking this. As long as you stay away from political subreddits. This place is too blackpilled, too negative.

*dabs on reddiors*
I don't understand why you come here if you unironically post reddit memes and get angry when people call you out. I bet your type of fart sniffing mongoloids actually just like the attention... SAD

>>n-no ur the npc
>liberal s󠛡oyrage

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Imagine your smell

Must be a baby

pic related

intcel you

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nog

I came to this conclusion after I stopped visiting Yea Forums for almost two years and discovering Reddit.
This place is unironically a shithole where the worst features a human being can express are being unleashed.

Yeahhhh doggo kot zoomies xDddd
Kys

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I smell like your mum’s cunt

Because it's all part of their master plan

pic related
basedboy you

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I thought that was Twitter

/vpol/tards don't have sex
have sex

Only cucks complain about being called cucks

Time to go back

There's a difference between loving animals and being one of those POST RARE PUPPERS AND CAT LOAFS faggots who just HAS to make everything all quirky and devolve into baby talk.

what an awful post

post animals of fuck off you imbecyles.

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Why does it have barnacles on its nose?

No, I stay here and you can't do anything about it you salty incel.

I can kiss you :3
Mwah

I'll post some animals to you, fag. How about those GORED AND REKTED ANIMALS, EH?

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libcucks getting owned epic style

BASED fellow magapedes!!

>Yea Forums.webm

>This must be your first year here kiddo, sorry but that's how things go around here.

See, you're the Redditor I'm talking about in the post you're replying to.

Shovel dog

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CUTE

>pre-2012
>before newfags

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based

Is h-he crying?

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>Good thing we grew up.

>posts on Yea Forums
>thinks he grew up

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i unironically want polar bears to go extinct already

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Wow, all this angry posers fighting because some idiots say words differently. I'm sorry this board is not mature enough for a mature gamer such as yourselves.

Lmao shut the fuck up newfag

thinkgen of life

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>all the triggered reddit doggo birb retards replying to this post

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shut up zoomer go back to your tik toks and snapchats

Too bad user. The Polar Bear population went up.

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>gets called out for being a reddit nigger
>y-you're just a zoomer! go back to tik tok!

If you like reddit so much, if you truly think its like pre-2012 Yea Forums, then fucking stay there you dumb faggot.

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At least I was actually on the site

Based, all the pl*bbit estrogents will be LITERALLY SHAKING at this problematic post

Neat.
It mimicked a piece of cage or plastic structure, then it said hello.

What sort of faggot has a problem with birb.

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do you liek mudkipz xDDD

>4channers having another meltdown
Really makes you think.

incredible
the pure unadulterated autism here is palpable

Nice damage control redditard.

Yea Forumsermin will bitch and moan about getting "invaded" but will happily go and take sreencaps of reddit and twitter. Fucking dindu nigs of the internet.
Can't wait till this shithole gets shut down and you're left rightfully without a voice.

Why the fuck does that pig look so smug?

Jesus user, what happened?

>says both cuppa and tea
It is implied you fake britbong

>AO3 and not the objectively superior ff.net

>abloobloo git outta me hugbox
nice

i like how rabbits throw themselves like that

this is not Yea Forums retard

I know, this is r/mgtow

the replies or me?
or both?

who the fuck says "kot"?

Those are it's eyes

me dwi

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She's got severe medical problems and my dad told his mother and somehow this disrespects my mom because she wanted to tell people on her own terms. He disagreed (because she did the same thing to him when he had a stroke earlier this year) so then it spiraled. It's all wildly dramatic and boring at the same time but she's being a silly bitch about it and hitting him with shit and screaming every time she makes herself mad again, I had to spend 30 minutes in their bedroom telling her she was acting like a retard before she'd put down the bat and come off her shit. It's all so tiresome

this is fucking hilarious

uhh russians

yeah
ask yourself then if you said neko instead how many do you think would call you an autistic weeb faggot?

>comfy animal thread getting shit on by autists

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From what I've seen, AO3 is fucking Fujo Central, every page of any franchise is like 80% buttfucking.

that's kind of a racist post, but a funny webm
this makes sense.

on Yea Forums? Not that many people, compared to the overall number of posters on the site.

>penguins going their own way

yeah these baby talk faggots really just cant be normal and post animals if they like them so much

>wh*te people

still got a semi though

man I could really use a coke rn not gonna lie

too bad it's on Yea Forums shoulda made it on a good place, like reddit

I'm actually making fun of the dipshits that take baby talk so personally. These newfags apparently don't understand filters, like you.

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wtf, does she blow it in the video?

>omg pupper kot kot lmao epic doge
>thats gay
>86 replies that say "wow fuck you dude im just having fun"
i would say babytalk faggots are ruining it for you

This is a wolf eel. They're super cool and live in cold waters. They live in the same lair for a long time, and if you revisit them they will remember you and over time warm up to you (if you bring them food, that is). Otherwise, they're mostly kind of shy.
youtu.be/5vTBY_zj6VA
Why on earth would anyone butcher these? They don't seem practical to fish and are harmless. I can't imagine they'd taste very good, though if it's Chinese fishermen than it immediately makes sense.

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Not really, because they're actually posting animals and not having a meltdown about words.

Speaking of words, look at this hekkin cute doggo! Such wow, many love! Oh and I reddit spaced, too. Uh oh sphagettio!

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Nigger.

people referring to a specific picture of a cat in a chair that appears to be shocked or disgusted

else, tumblrites

The more you actively attempt to piss off these little faggots that have probably only been here since 2015 or so, the happier you make me.

kill you are self

It makes me pretty happy, too. I mean gosh, look at this silly wittle sheepy weepy all stucky wucky in a tire! I bet he's having a bad day!

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