Gamer Fuel Thread

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Imagine eating food from a sexy queen's steamy pussy.

fucking gabe

What was this guy even expecting?

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Smells like medium-rare steak.

Obviously he was expecting us to laugh at his low IQ.

>its real
oh you have got yo be kidding me

>PC master race

the absolute state

Only $10 should I buy it? Seems like a good deal.

exactly that, there are people that go around buying games they hate ON PURPOSE and reviewing them just to show how much they hate it

waste of money is probably directed at other potential buyers rather than regrets of his own

>Have more options for games is a bad thing
Consolefags not even once

torrent when

I was gonna say this looked good for a western vn until I looked it up and realized it is actually a jap developer

she could get a vaginal infection doing that

damn bruv
cute butthole
what other games have cute buttholes?

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I bet somewhere out there in the world, there are a bunch of rich old men using sexy busty 18 year olds as dinner plates.

I love munching these

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>consolekiddies are too underage for pussymeat
Figures. Get the fuck out of this site underage faggots.

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>being a gymnophobe and genophobe incel in 2019
Why are SJWs so cringy and mentally stagnant?

Imagine having friends on steam when you buy this shit

Sonyfags will never get this

That means I have good friends who are men of culture who can be confided in.

but most of my friends list bought it too

>game all about taking proud warrior woman and making them sluts
>no one likes gor despite it being very much about that

imagine having huge complexes like that

nobody cares

Why isn’t the anus censored?

Console gamers are the ones getting pussy irl, you have to settle for camgirls and this shit lmao
have sex

I haven't played this one yet but Miel nukige are always very short (2-3 hours) and low budget. Expect like 20 short sex scenes one after another with practically no plot.

>tfw your friends actually wonder why the fuck you are playing something and send a message about it only when it's some popular AAA game or some shit because playing hentai, jrpg, and other garbage is the norm for you

Nogger Black > Nogger

god I hate this.

SHE JUST RUINED PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD
BITCH
SIT UP SO I CAN EAT

What's that "sword"?

Japan has weird laws
only genitalia has to be censored, tits and anus are ok

Imagine gifting this to your friends.

I literally don't follow what any of my steam friends buy and you shouldn't either.

>Console gamers
>pussy
Only underage faggots and jobless NEETs don't have computers.
The only pussy you get is the catpiss kind LMAO.

If you don't openly share fetishes with people, can you truly consider them a friend?

Holy fucking based
Finally, some good fucking food

Miel/Norm titles are garbage tier nukige and most of them aren't even worth pirating.
They are the Japanese equivalent of Winged Cloud and their Sakura series.
Almost all of their titles have reused assets, sounds and the heroines are copy pasted too.

If you are really desperate for porn on steam, I guess for 10$ give it a try, but you would be better with something like Funbag Fantasy which has porn and an actual decent story and it's much much longer too.

I never got why self insert shit was so popular in japanese porn.

this shit is greasy and probably takes a long time to digest, no way it's gamer fuel

unless there's a finger or dick going into the anus, then it too has to be censored, during the penetration.

it's also $50. I'd rather buy edf 5

Pregcess when?

From the thumbnail I thought she had a prawn stuffed in her cunt

I refuse to eat until you bring me cunny.

recently tried a Nogger but they don't taste like they did in my youth

oh, you guys actually heard about this

funny

Found the homo

why yes I do enjoy hentai games on my pc, how did you know?

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>every single day
Why the fuck is Yea Forums so against H games on PC? It's not like anyone's forcing you to buy them. They're just there as more options for other's who do want to buy them. Why does Yea Forums hate more choice and variety? Are we being invaded?

What's the appeal of anal sex with a girl? The only tight part is the sphincter ring.

>against
I believe H games are being promoted in this thread though

>116 people found this review funny
Heh.

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It's just consoleniggers mad.

This.

Although that begs the question, why can there never be eroge on consoles?

domination
animosity
doing something forbidden and kinky
three things all girls more or less love

>18 year olds

Explain yourselves, gamers.

What's to explain about having more options?

Wasn't the Vita like held together exclusively by galges by the end of its lifespan?

Why should I explain myself to some irrelevant?

>>three things all girls more or less love

maybe if you associate with whores and not pure girls

Wouldn't the harley run out of fuel before the 12 hours is up
My immersion is ruined

>maybe if you associate with whores and not pure girls
What's the difference? Hard to distinguish when one acts like the other.

>no food in the anus
wow dropped

This reminds me I have the android version of one of these companies games, I should go finish it

No lolis = no buy

no lolis = best hentai

Old hags are biologically expired and used by other man, cuckboi.

They don't have to
Also does this release remove the censorship? I know sometimes english releases do

So why exactly does Steam go so hard on school girl ones?

Are some country laws really that bad?

>he still played it for more than 2 hours

You get popups of what your friends are playing though

That's like Jim Sterling's entire gimmick.

fucking pedo moron

you can disable them though

How do you hide this game from your girlfriend/wife/friends/family?

>REEE WHY DO EROGE EXIST

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Some countries can be pretty harsh on it but it's nothing to do with laws, there is no oversight on the moderation team so individual mods can just go rogue and ban porn because they are sjws. It pretty well comes down to who your game is assigned to

>not turning that shit off the second you installed steam.
Unless you just love that string of notifications that you get after your friend opened and closed Skyrim 50 times in a row when he was installing mods.

yes. America will shut down your business if you sell loli (not cp).

I'm not dumb enough to be friends with skyrim players

>something like Funbag Fantasy
I was completely caught off guard by how good this thing was. I just downloaded it for a quick fap and got stuck the entire night, engrossed by the plot.

baste

No, loli is legal in america at the federal level

>there are people who have posted in this thread who wouldn't have consensual handholding childmaking sex in the dark with a female fantasy knight
(You) disgust me, don't post on Yea Forums ever again until you magically develop better taste

>Kyonyuu Fantasy

Based.
I wish those tards in the Steam Team would bring back Rance already.

Ok so you guys are saying the game is not worth the cost, where should I go to pirate it instead?

You don't.
You tell them you like porn and especially porn games with the nastiest of shit possible, and when they start assuming scat and CP you just say big titted bitches using bodies as platters to serve food and they turn out to be the ones over-reaching with perversion.

If you have a girlfriend or wife you don't fucking need porn

As much as I like eroges, they're never worth the cost. The actually high quality stuff is never going to be on Steam or in the west

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

>not having experienced watching porn with your significant other
Well you obviously were never in a relationship.

>he actually believes this

Mate. Your dad's collection of Playboy magazines weren't just from his college days.
Fucking l m a o

anime tiddies are different to a 3dpd partner though, you don't have to sacrifice one for the other, you can have both!

Presumably he was excepting it to be a lot more vanila, he must not have noticed the collars on the steam cover

I would leave my bf if he jacked off to anime

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I'm honestly impressed by how many people finished the game, not to mention that almost every single person who brought it got the first achievement

That's the respect you have for your loved one? Shame on you.

2D != 3D

>2.3 hours on record

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This.

>just noticed it
Top kek

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RPGmaker hentai games are my guiltiest pleasures.

sorry but that's just pathetic

HOLY FUCKING BASADO

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Why? Does him jacking off to anime make you feel inferior or something?

Paraphilias are, but if my partner enjoys a thing and I love her/him/xom, I'd just respect it and try to benefit as well.

So is nobody gonna drop a torrent or mega

Good thing then that there's 7 billion people on this planet and losing you is not a loss for anyone.

>95 products
>1 review
we all know who this is...

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user it is clear you have never had a girlfriend, much less a wife

rent free

This poor user will have his world shattered.

time is running out tranny

rent free

>be tranny
>screech about pronouns your entire life
>die
>nobody wants to waste money and pollute the atmosphere by cremating you
>your corpse lays there for hundreds of years
>advanced humans or aliens excavate your skelleton in the far future
>"analysis shows it's a male"

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You wish to be so important wouldn't you?
Kek truth is i never see any of you body horrors irl, so it's all good with the world

Is there an option to use the melted butter as lube?

trannies living rent free in your head

>big boobs sexy
wow that was hard

It's not rent free.
You whore yourself out, advertise yourself, and seek representation.
I respond to it by pissing on you.
I get entertainment out of it, you get negative rep and ridicule out of your advertising.
It's a fair mutual trade.
Those who seek attention will get more than they bargained for.

But is there an uncensored patch

>not rent free
see

How's it rent free if both of us get something out of it? You don't seem to know the words you use.

>bringing trannies into the thread without a single reason
>not rent free
ok

Except they don't, i choose to bash every single one of you because you're not welcome here and you will not feel safe here

Download where?

>without a single reason
There is a reason though, that you don't consider it so is your own problem brainlet. Keep entertaining though lol.

Real talk though, is it worth a buy?

you are having an unhealthy obsession with a ~1% group of people

>Thread still up
Yeah I'm thinking the mods are based (for a short while at least)

I am a gay male but jesus fuck that food looks delicious as shit

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Evenicle was uncensored for its english release, why can't this be the same

>advertise and whore yourself everywhere
>get a response in line of cause and effect
>"unhealthy obsession"
Uhuh. Uhuh.

nah, you're the one living in denial with what's going on here

Fuck me, it's been years since I read it and haven't gotten around reading the sequel.

Possibly never or it would be neutered by removing the loli/underage content that's probably the reason why it isn't on Steam.

What a retard lol, bought the game just to white knight in the reviews

There is no reason to assume it was a tranny, an sjw sure but that much is obvious anyway

It's probably all cold though

Why would you buy porn?

i literally don't even have friends

>vulva
>cold

you know, you never think about those things when seeing 2d shit, huh, cool

Different localization company and publisher.
Evenicle was done by MangaGamer, while this one was by Cherry Kiss Games which AFAIK are based in Canada.

>Yet another "lewd" VN
End this meme. Make actual games with actual gameplay you fucking hacks.

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>2.3 hours
>116 people found this review funny
I think it's a satirical review?

You should try
Parasite in city :^)
I heard is the re4 of hentai games

Gross. I like food and women but they don't mix.

Either:
>Nya
>Russia
>PirateShip
>IGG games

who doesn't like food

Even if the meat was cooked?

Isn't the porn in steam getting a bit extreme? how do normalfags react to this kind of shit? I mean there's Insects, Bestiality, Scat and Vore among other things. Are these fetishes actually more normal than i thought they were? Am i actually not a fucked up freak?

?? It's perfectly normal.

it's opt-in though so only freaks see them

fucking ass while eating from body. cant get any better

Opt-in mate.

the sauce would be my biggest concern

It's nice but I like games with more refined taste and no scat(or worse).

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what's wrong with scat

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Secretly steam doesn't actually know.
They think it's just another anime game with vanilla porn in.

If it gets massively reported, it will get removed.

There is actually a VN I know that has necrophilia in it.

I love how this thread is still up

And yet the MTG thread that had zero shitposting was deleted because?

There's nothing worse than scat, it's just shit

What about NTR?

Stop being incels
Go out and have sex

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Y'know what's funny? They didn't censor her bunghole.

Based Gayben.

hold up is that the vn about the luckyfuck with two mommies?

Women are not meant to be used as plates for food. Why can't you just respect us?

>Ntr
>Incest
>Racial fetishism of any sort
All worse than scat

normalfag

tell us where to find that content on steam
asking for a friend

They just pop up on store page, i've never even bought an eroge before.
Check out Treasure Hunter Claire and Twins of the Pasture, they're some of my favorites i found thanks to steam. They have galleries in sadpanda.

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Most probably a joke review

most probably

>incest

for me incest is neither a turn on , nor a turn of.

I personaly dont care , i just see 2 people fucking , thats it. I litteraly give 0 fucks about "the plot"

why the fuck are you in a dating server?

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why would you need a hair dryer in front of your pc?

That's how I feel about rape to an extent

Proteins

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because consoles are a closed garden and everything, literally EVERYTHING you try to do on them has to be approved by sony

Female furniture is, no contest, the best fetish. Too bad there is barely anything out there. Maybe a skyrim mod like this?
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>guro
off yourself future psychopath

I was out, nobody offered to have sex with me.

That is literally how the upper elite live today. Are you a peasant?

That's a weird bottle to keep milk in.