Healer rant thread

>run in front of heal target even though it's dangerous
>i'm backpedalling, looking towards my heal target, and spamming incoming/spy voice alerts
>he doesn't fucking turn around
>doesn't even respond half the time when the enemy runs past him straight to me
>this happens multiple times he never catches on to the pattern

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technically it does have cast times but none of them are 3 seconds

tfw no healer friends
tfw no heal slut gf

can someone heal me like this?

>be offspec tanking in a dungeon
>healer doesn't dps

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this
>always a big tryhard at healing
>addicted to praise and compliments from strangers

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>tank doesn't pull out and cums inside
>give birth to w retarded dps 9 months later
ugh

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Post full sauce

YO WHATUP user!
HOLD UP A SEC, STAY IN MY AURA AND LET'S GET YOU BACK IN THE FIGHT BRO!
YOU GOOD? ALRIGHT!
SPEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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>you can heal everyone near you by attacking the enemy

>I need healing!
>halfway across the map by himself

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GOGINGA GOGINGA

because it's the retard spamming I need healing after they try to 1v6

>hes unironically playing overwatch

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why are you like this?

>be so good at the game that healsluts add you to play

casuals will never know this feel

>implying
low rank healsluts are great because they're all stupid

can i be your healslut

google and iqdb turn up nothing, whats the source please?

remember to thank your healsluts

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>I need healing
>Waiting for respawn
>Come back, he's still alive

sauce? I'll give you another (you)

I'd like sauce too

>go to booru
>type in mercy_(overwatch) video

it's not in

try sankaku

neither

vgerotica.

>Go healer
>Never heal people
Is there a more based feeling?

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Thanks
Have a (you) my friend

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>Mercy will never make you eat her out between rounds

what about it

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>Mfw healer main

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>Play healer
>Random PUG dungeon
>Just berate/freak out the Tank by letting him drop to < 20% health and call the DPS faggots the whole time
>No one will kick me, because healer Q timers are fucking atrocious and we're still managing to progress

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Post your mercy's profile please

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Why are healers submissive sluts?
It doesn't make sense.

>player shot
>"medic here fall back"
>instead panics and runs forward into gunfire

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What's wrong with a DPS baby?

>tfw zen main
>set and forget healing
>discord diving a tank
>cheeky alt fire against a flankers
>teamsaving ult
>based zen monk

Healers should not exist
Hp restoration should be only consumables/health pick ups

bots do better healing than your retarded ass
I would rely on a engineer dispenser than an overwatch mercy player

fucking love being a healer to fuck with people psychologically

>be me
>core healer in a raid
>tank about to die
>yelling at me in discord to heal him
>wait till the last second to heal

why does being submissive and in chastity feel so good

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can you cum exclusively from your ass?

Sounds like it sucks

why are you a massive faggot i meant

>tfw got top 500 multiple times in ow and a healslut never added me
what more do I have to do?

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god I wish
you are so wrong
having my cage feel so normal I forget I'm wearing it is so fucking hot

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Just ask

Any -good- ow futa port?

hit on them

Use group finder and join random QP groups. Then dumpster the enemy stacks while paying attention to your Mercy (picking her up when she respawns, thanking for heals and rez, etc.)
Don't add them, unless they show specific interest in you. Wait for one to add you instead. Then take your time, don't harass her to play with you. Let the submissive e-girls chase your dick. They have plenty of other thirsty gamers chasing them already. Be different.

Then have your fun with them and look for an actual, irl relationship because this shit is not a substitution for it.

u should practice cumming from your butt!
its actually pretty easy if your ""penis"" is locked up
id recommend starting with a finger or two and LOTS of lube then moving up to practicing on dildos and such

Yea Forums - anal orgasm instructions

nothing wrong with helping a healslut out!

Didn't say there was anything wrong with it.

Best healer

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This, i will never take it off

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Can you faggots kill yourselves than fuck off

In that order?

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Who is the animator?

no shit sherlock, learn to read between the lines

>nobody thanks you even though you do a great job

I'm confused by these instructions.

do you want to talk on discord about chastity
I've never really run into anyone else to talk about with it who likes being the chaste one

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oh and i forgot to say, once you can cum from your butt you wont ever be able to do it with just your penis anymore since butt orgasms are so much better

I'm not gay and I can cum from prostate stimulation alone, you just need a fag dick up your ass to cum, faggot.

He wants you to put you fingers on alt+f4 so when you seize up from blowing your brains out then you'll effectively fuck off directly after?

>When the healer class is locked behind several months of leveling.

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just want a dom girl to beat the shit out of me desu, anyone know any sites where you arrange this stuff? not talking about paying for it but with regular women

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>tf2
>fighting hard on the frontline as Demo
>ran out of ammo
>medic decides it's prime time for Kritz

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There's nothing good about a 4 second loop out of context

Try Fetlife

Its a "tank has half hp and instantly stops doing anything until he's healed up but since he's no longer tanking you have to keep everyone else alive because the tank isn't doing their job" episode.

I used to fap to out of context pictures. This is fine too.

Have you tried prison, faggot?

Boys shouldn't play healers.

because he's a phoneposter

>2019
>Tanks "losing aggro"
Literally can't even happen anymore with how braindead MMO's have become.

If men didn't play healers, nothing would ever get done in MMOs.

Not him but I've been getting kind of curious about this sort of thing.

post discord

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This, I hate the shitty loops.

THAS RITE

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Puffy

Like most things a woman is supposed to do/be good at (cooking, video game healer, etc) a man can do a womans job infinitely better than they ever could.

Sorry you play terrible MMOs

Absolutely based and futapilled.

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Do your job and shut up, whore.

Name an active MMO where this isn't the case. Don't worry, I'll wait for your responds.

Black tank for Mercy when?

>Ana you fucking suck at healing, I'm a giant fucking target that you cant even hit
>D.Va sniping behind enemy Orisa/Winston shield
>1v6ing

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>it's asking for my phone number
I dunno man

no u

be hotter if she had a 9 inch futa cock

do it faggot
I'm horny and locked and want to gush about it

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Real talk: Why are people obsessed with race mixed porn? Seems like a stone's throw away from cuckolding.

>Be a cockslut
>Only play Tanks because they're fun
You've been healing another sissy all along you faggot.

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>When you tell him the behind is for your bf only but he puts it in anyway
So annoying

60 plus years of Jewish communism

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So rape?

>implying two sissies rubbing their clits together isn't hot

cuckolding, femdom, sph

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jeez, alright
Ria#0258

>this thread
are you all from the EU?

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>tfw 5.11"
>Also 5'11"

Just shy on both counts.

chinlet

Too hairy.

>5.1
Is this bone pressed length? If so, I'm glad I'm above average.

>new healer comes out
>told to not play them because they suck and if I do play as them I get told I'm throwing the game
>three months later
>told playing this healer is now mandatory because a youtube video or overwatch university told me how good they are

Wow, why'd I ever quit this game?

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>be tank
>be cordial to group and play decently
>healer misinterprets this
>tries to hit on me and ERP after the run
You guys are embarrassing.

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Me on the top left

God i wish that was me

best kinks

when will the shoes from this skin be made baseline?

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A moment of silence for China, India and specially South Korea

same desu
being a girl looks way more fun

>healsluts
>not playing lucio
>not being an absolute bro combat medic who can hold the objective with the rest of the team

I want to pump the fattest nut into Pink Mercy
She's gonna get pregnant with triplets at least from this cumblast
I want to see her eyes turn white from cumming too hard while having her slutty cunt filled to the brim with my cum
Pink Mercy always gets me diamonds I actually have to stop playing to fap whenever I see a Pink Mercy ingame
She is made for breeding and I dearly hope that everyone playing with that skin is a dirty healslut

>tfw no healmommy

Don't worry i'm not a boy i'm a "boy"

W-what does that mean?

a sissy probably

I feel tricked

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But that's literally the ideal scenario.

this pretty much

Takes me back to the Killing Floor 1 days when everyone dodged your healing darts like madmen

We did?

Stop projecting incel energy.

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My gloriously based nigga

wh-why is my pee pee getting so hard????

I'm gonna start playing white mage

>tfw tankfag
>Switched to playing healers because I'm tired of being the center of everything.
>tfw no self-sacrificing tank GF.

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based
nothing feels better than flying away at the speed of light as soon as an enemy looks at you

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>leveling roulette
>playfully bully the sprout dps the whole time through satasha
>he pumps my face full of hot sticky suboptimal dps

Because they aren't manly fucking Combat Medics. Most "healers" can't even bring people back from the dead. If they can, it's usually some costly bullshit that takes a lot of magic energy or some long cooldown.
The real fucking supersoldier medics go to get shit done all by themselves, kicking the life back into every dead allied chump along the way.

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>play class that can heal and DPS
>Spec into dps because healing is for bottoms
>Can heal myself but healing others is useless
>Get yelled at by dps twigs who can't stay alive

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>Get back up, there's still bonus checks to collect.
wat do?

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I want to hold Mercy's horsecock in both my hands and use the cumslit as a onahole.

You've taken chastity, the absence of perversion, and turned it into a fucking fetish. Degeneracy truly knows no bounds.

>yells for healing
>OOR
>No LOS
>Rescuing is instant death

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>nobody pings low health for positional audio or says where they are
>they just screech HEAL ME through their shitty mic
>turns out they went in deep on their own vs a full team

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Shoot mans. Preferably in the head.

Shoot him for the glory of the Republic.

this is the worst feeling. might as well hang myself

click on his head

Best part of being a healer is all the healsluts begging for heals.

>chastity
>the absence of perversion

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>being a tank goodboy
>being a healslut
>not being a dirty dps/attack scumbag and fight in the mud and filth for the best k/d ratio

>everyone wants healer
>they refuse to fill the role
>bonus points for "its boring/im not good at it" excuses
>platinum trophy if they are bottom of stats as dps
big brain
dps main

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>tfw did some no cage chastity/no fap stuff with someone on line before
God I miss it. I got to points where I could cum just lightly rubbing my dick between my thighs.
Never been able to holdout for long enough to get to that point without his help though

I'm at the point where I can barely get or hold a boner anymore
it's like my body has given up on it and it's fucking hot

thats really lewd and hot user
i can do the same but only when ive shaved

cute. have you noticed shrinkage? I was kept in chastity for 8 months and I went from about 4 inches flaccid to just under 3

>8 months
and no I haven't, but I know that's all temporary anyway
but seriously what the hell did you do for 8 months

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I hate all of you small dicked faggots.

That's why I got into it. I wanted to have stuff like wet dreams and spontaneous boners in public but I was never horny enough since I was fapping all of the time
It worked (no wet dream ever still) but in the end it just left me wanting to stay horny and immersed in lewd thoughts 24/7

there was one time where after 8 days barely ANY touching he said he'd be letting me cum but the rule was that all I was allowed to do was lightly hump the floor (with a blanket under me ofc). I was so excited to finally get to indulge a bit but it ended up being over already after just a few minutes
I made the absolute messiest mess I've ever made on that blanket though

You were kept?

these are the reasons i'd fall for someone encouraging it so easily

People on Yea Forums have said shaving your pubes is a bad idea, is this true?
I've tried it a few times and it felt nice.

use my butt and mouth. and yes it's temporary if you start regularly getting boners again it'll stretch back out over about a month long period, the trick is to not. I have been out of physical chastity for 3 months and not gotten hard. if i get hard i go back in physical chastity

>faggots turning something with a noble purpose into a degenerate fetish

In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.

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noobs I swear, literally if you have to ask for source on 3d animations that aren't jap mmd shit just fucking etika yourself dumbo

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On one hand, shaving your pubes will make your dick look bigger. On the other, it will make you overall look younger and some girls think a fully shaved groin is a major turnoff

feels bad

the only fetishes I have are oneeshota and hyper dong shota

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>finally decide to order a dildo after month if not years of masturbating to prostate orgasm videos
>end up getting addicted to deepthroating it as I ruin my orgasms

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>girls
I dont think thats a problem

ruined orgasms are so hot

>imagining the tank letting you touch yourself while you blow him and then holds your arms up above your head and starts throatfucking you HARD when you start to cum
Yes

yes, we played around with chastity at first but then he decided he liked me not getting boners anymore so we went more into it

Boyfriend, Master or just keyholder?

he started out as my boyfriend but he's pretty much my master now

That's why I like playing medic in dirty bomb. It was a nice hybrid of shooting and killing and also healing.

>he's pretty much my master now
I'm assuming yo udo more for him than just staying in chastity?

They don't need to. Without my job, they'd never have gotten there.
But it's okay. I don't do it for praise, I do it so all my little tanks and DPS can enjoy sweet success because that's what those sweeties deserve, m'yes it is! Those big mean enemy players don't deserve to taste victory, just my little sweeties.

Even the ones who talk trash. All good healers know that that's just part of the process of growing up and we can't be mean to them about it. That will just hurt them, and we're healers.

god i miss dirty bomb

>dirty bomb medics
>drop the health tower as Aura
>gain 3000xp/s
>run faster than light and can kill any clash with the bishlok loadout.
Those were the days

>no fun allowed

>Playing Medic
>Healing near the objective
>MEDIC
>EY DOC
>DOC C'MON MAN
>Scout with low HP either dodging back and forth in front of me so I can't click on him, or sitting behind me where I don't see him

>Playing Medic
>Healing near the objective
>Watch a soldier fuck up a rocket jump twice
>Has the audacity to call for a Medic after doing so

>Playing Medic
>Healing some Soldier
>He rocketjumps away so he can go pwn noobs for his frag video
>No one else around
>Immediately afterwards, three enemies turn the corner and see me by myself

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>quake wars rambo tech
>infinite health
>infinite ammo
>all them spawnhost

Just use Crossbow lmao

>try to cast a healing spell
>the cock in my mouth disrupts the verbal component of the spell
being a healer sucks

Which one?

>tfw thunk up so many hot situations like this
>can never think of how to tell the dom how much you want it without it seeming like you're just telling him what to do

left

>tfw no healdom to punish me for losing rounds with ruined orgasms

tfw no healmommy who praises and protects me

>tfw you got adrenaline on ET as a medic on 3 map campaing where xp resets when campaing ends

Its doomsday for the enemy team

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>revive a team mate
>drop them some additional healing items
>they split off from the group and die again
this is why I never help others in FortNite anymore

>runs behind your team and clicks you
DIAGNOSIS, YOU SUCK

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i'm sorry man,
i'm 100% that scout
i'll try to treat you better

The duality of man

You faggots ruined playing with healing classes forever with your ebin animay sex roleplays, well done.

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nothing quite like being lucio and top dpsing and carrying the team to victory

Can someone post the Pastebin already?

You probably will find the source for most of this porn on rule 34 dot xxx or rule34hentai, disable javascript for those websites if you don't have a nadblock + popup blocker or else you're gonna get facked

post more top tier art like this

Was it enjoyable in the first place? I never saw the appeal of taking a backseat and playing a support role. What's the point of your knowledge and skill being used only to help others succeed?

I just stopped playing healer because most of the time faggots don’t know how to DPS, let someone else fill

how the fuck does healslutting even work
do people seriously build relationships by healing randos online?
the whole concept just baffles me
though it does seem kinda hot
from both sides

the pastebin?

I've only done it out of game with erp and in game as a solo with lewd stuffs behind my screen but it's still hot

nice, only ecuador and congo are bigger than me.