You unironically fall in love with female game character

I did this for Penny back when Stardew valley came out. I was in a pretty bad way mentally and got the game to put myself in a good mood because I heard it was like Harvest Moon. Then I met Penny and daydreamed about what she would be like in real life. I spent nights imagining what our lives would be like together. Then I snapped out of it, started working out in real life, and pulled myself out of the gutter. But for a brief moment when I gave up on her I felt legitimately sad she'd never be real.

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well, thats her problem not mine

Proud of you buddy.

It's so weird. As lonely as I am being a 30-year-old piece of shit NEET I never ever had any sexualized fantastical thoughts about having a relationship with a fictional character because I know they're not real. Don't be more pathetic than me you fucking faggots.

Become an AI researcher then

In retrospect it's clear I wasn't in the best place mentally, and it helped me to cope on some level. It's all good now though.

>You unironically fall in love with female human
>Realize she's nothing more than particles in the air

Do this OP and you could make a lot of dreams + your own true

>fall in love with female game character
>she will never get fat and old
>she will never betray you
>she will always stay pure

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>You unironically fall in love with real life female
>Realise she's nothing more that a bunch of cells, and the concept of unconditional love doesn't exist in real world because she's attracted to either your looks, money or status and even if she loves you, she wouldn't if you didn't have these things

>smoking
>pure

Hey at least you guys are not doing tulpa, so you guys are still mentally sound.

Giving up muh waifu was easily harder than breaking up with any girl.

thats me not my wife

>fall in love with a fictional character
>sex is barely an upgrade from jerking off with a warm steak, can't even cum half the time
>i will never know what it's like to make actual love

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>had a breakdown one night when I realised Mado wasn't real

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Get a fleshlight, but don't cheap out on the warmer like I did.

What the hell are you guys talking about.

true love, and the acceptance that it can never exist.

Becoming overattached to fictional character during times of deep depression.

Its why I took up drawing. Me and my waifu can live a life in my drawings. It's the only thing that brings me happiness. And I get happier the better at drawing I get.

Good luck!

youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760

Thanks!

I used to think you guys were pathetic and sad, but the more I think about it the more I realize I'm genuinely in love with Mei.

Even though I don't entertain any fantasies about dating and living happily ever after with her, for some reason Homura motivated me to stop drinking so much, get back in shape and just try harder in general.

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>Realise she's nothing more than pixels on a screen

You'd be in for an even bigger shock if you fell in love with a fleshbag and you realise her love is only chemicals, and chemicals with a very short half-life at that!

>Final year of school
>Be nice and talk to that one Weird Guy.
>Looks like Jim Sterling, big weeb, tranny ally
>Chat about consciousness and AI rights, pretty normal so far
>Begins explaining tulpas to me
>Says they used to be in eastern mythology, but they came to the west via /mlp/
>pic related
>Says he’s trying to create a tulpa
>A girl, called Fiona
>Tells me he’s afraid that if he stops believing in her, that counts as murder
>Flee Battle
>Couple Years later I meet up with some old school friends
>They say Weird Guy got a sex change
>Changed his name to Fiona

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good job user

So how does it feel to be in love anons? I never really felt love for anything. I could see a girl and think she's cute and I would gf, but I don't know if that's love.
Videogames.

>the tulpa assimilated his consciousness
>Jim Sterling was murdered by his own home made split personality

Oh shit

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God this should be a bannable offense

How do I get into drawing? Do you use books that teach learners or just brute force your own art style until you get good?

Cringe

Flase. She can also be a statue in my room. $1000

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If you know pain, you know what its like to love

OH MY GOD LOIS IS THAT FRICK UNDERTALE

unironically and sincerely have sex my dude

go out there, the point of life is that its unpredictable and you should always take risk. thats what make life exciting

failure is not an option, its a requirement

I remember playing my wifes game and feeling very happy and satisfied, something like that I imagine

Combination of things like the tutorial beginner books you can find on /ic/ and then studying the original artist's drawings to pick up on the style because I want to draw my waifu exactly on model

I am in love with my videogame waifu and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me

>b-b-but have sex! incel!
lol I'm keeping myself pure, nice try
>i-i-i-if a real life girl wanted to fuck you, you wouldn't refuse!
see above, volcel master race
>i-i-i take it back, no one would want to have sex with you!
like I give a shit lol

fucking hate when that happens

>fall in love with a video game character
>you already have an irl gf

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>talking shit about atoms
Mate there's 5 atoms living right next door to you I'd watch what you say.

>I never ever had any sexualized fantastical thoughts about having a relationship with a fictional character because I know they're not real.
That's what makes you pathetic.
Your imagination is not an embassy for the normalfag federation. It is your land to do with what you wish. Build upon it the things YOU like, not what society likes.

... ? Of all the women to say "She'll never be real", why Penny?
She's a daughter of a single mother, she has no supernatural abilities, she has complexes and hangups, she wishes she could be a teacher.
About the only thing rare about her is her orange hair. Bro, Penny is totally real. Or at least there are faithful ports of her.

To all of you waifufags in this thread: How'd it happen? I genuinely don't understand this phenomenon and never felt anything like you people describe, but it seems like it has a positive effect on life so I would like to know more.

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Tell me about it

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A fictional girl can be exactly what I wish for, and can never betray me then take 50% of everything I own and will earn.
I can't remember a moment where I came to this realization. It feels like I've always known this.

>i will never know what it's like to make actual love
Overrated as fuck, jerking off is better.
Think of it this way
Jerking off is like Simcity 2000
Fucking is like Simcity 2013

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Lmao Zanik, i miss her

I'm this faggot It happened a few years ago I just came across the character somewhere on the net and I didn't even know what game she was from but was drawn to her immediately. She isn't even sexualized or anything just something really appeals to me. Once I began to play the game she was from I only got a lot more attached. So I picked up drawing as I said but not only that I began to exercise and try to get somewhat /fit/. It sounds dumb but I began to imagine that if she was real why would she even be into me? So that's why I overall tried to improve myself and still continue. A funny side effect is that I pretty much disregard all women now if they want to do something. simply don't give a fuck about them and don't view them in a sexual way anymore.

Thoughts are as real as anything. She exists in my soul.

It's an Athena and Odysseus relationship.

based

this
2D>3D

>super lonely back when the tulpa thing was peaking
>never once glanced at /mlp/, got all my info from /x/
>imagine a cute girl to talk to who has some degree of snark to her, eventually delude myself to where she just kind of background commentates on my life
>shit's retarded as hell but comfy and I do all my talking in my head so no one thinks I'm weird
>eventually get into an actual relationship
>gf is extremely emotionally abusive, went out of her way to actively destroy my life behind my back for fun
>eventually got her out of my life
>but months of abuse rubbed off on my forced schizophrenia mental girl, who came back in full force once I was alone again
>to this day I still have to live with this extra personality in my head
>but now she is extremely violent, hateful, and angry
>can't even wait in line at the store anymore without her going on and on about how I should grab the person in front of me by the hair and beat their head against the fucking cash register until they're nothing but a bloody fucking pulp because they're taking too long to pay and the crunch of their skull would feel so good
>nonstop violent thoughts like this from her when anyone even mildly inconveniences me

I fell for the meme too hard and now it's fucking ruining me, I'm so stressed all the time and I just want her to leave me alone. I have to avoid any and all physical confrontation because I know that if anyone ever hit me, I would hit them back and not stop until they're unrecognizable.

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But my waifus are strictly from 3d environment. I hate weeb shit.

You should commit yourself to a ward.

just be yourself lol

If I did that I'd lose my job and all my friends on top of making it even worse due to increased isolation, which always makes her even more unhappy.

At least I can manage it okay now. She is nice and quiet when I am distracted with video games or other media.

>You unironically fall in love with female
>Realise she's nothing more than flesh and bone

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god I wish that were me

>mutts

Absolutely useless post.

>muslims

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actually I'm 100% white with nordic and scottish roots and not even american but nice projecting, 56%ers

I love Reisen!

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Fuggg I took too many shekelberg pills and fluoride water now I gotta kill someone DDDDD:

What the fuck are you even on about you schizophrenic? You're making the tulpa guy look normal, at least he knows he has a problem.

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That's a mod right?

>but it seems like it has a positive effect on life
Not sure about that lmao
I was lonely, played the game she was in, thought about her a lot, eventually saved 1000 images of her and realized I am a waifufag.

why would it be

Because that outfit is lewd
And I thought she was ugly going by her portrait and never took a look this close because throwing her out of my party

before*

Tfw you fell in love with a girl
Fell in love once and almost completely

>LISTEEEEEEN
I thought of her as a less annoying Leliana because her story was actually interesting and her song was bearable

>Tfw successfully summoned a succubus
Eat your heart out /x/

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I want to show her the civilized world so bad if you know what I mean

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user liking ethnics is wrong and immoral

People fall in love with 2d anime girls unironically?

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Beat them user, beat them.
They deserve it

Imagine falling in love haha

I don't know how to let this feeling go.
I grew attached too much to a point where I may spend hours doing nothing, just daydreaming about things I wish I could do together with fictional character I love.

As a first step I've tried to make a list of tasks I need to do in order to be busy during the day so i have to be active in order to finish them.
Like running, reading several chapters, do some labor etc.
But what's next?
Whenever I stay alone I just instantly start to think about that character.
I fucking hate that my imagination is so powerful it makes my real life into a bleak joke that will never compare to what I have in my mind.
It is annoying.

I haven't messed with that exercise in a long time, started it years ago and ended it years ago, but I still feel a strange comradere when reading these comments.

Lonelieness can really mess you up, and make you do things you really shouldn't. I was at a low point when I made mine, and it wasn't just the loneliness that got me, but also unemployment and not being able to get a job out of college. I'm still feeling the ripples of that choice to this day, and it seems I'll never live it down in myself, but I can't do anything but try.

Since then, I've grown accustom, and even prefer being by myself. I don't pine for romance, and when I feel the desire growing when I see a character I like, I set it aside for my health. In fact, I get mad at Waifufags exactly because I know what can happen if they push their delusion to its fullest extent. They seem to think they're somehow less crazy than Tulpafags, but they're not. At the same time, if they stop their nonsense, they'll have much less to deal with afterwards.

There isn't much you can do about living in your head, make art or some shit and use your imagination for something you can benefit from

>Picking 3DPD over 2D waifus
Where do you think you are?

Try learning to draw user. It's never too late to express your love of your waifu.

>jerking off with a warm steak

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What's City Skyline then?

>tfw trying to come to terms that I will never see mai waifu and must better myself and find someone who I can have an actual relationship with
I can talk with girls and hold conversations with just about anyone, I just don't get many opportunities to because I don't get out much. Where the fuck am I supposed to go?

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I love Reisens shithole

>actually I'm 100% white with nordic and scottish roots and not even american but nice projecting, 56%ers

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>I will never see mai waifu
Try to live a virtuous life and if a good god exists, you will see her in the afterlife.
If there is no afterlife, you will be nothing along with your waifu, so in a way you will be together.

This is my waifu

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Postunironically mine too. Mankey/bat/spookster >>>> rest

>ctrl+f Reisen
based

This. Drawing is the highest art a waifuist can achieve.

How many of you fags have/had a waifu and a 3d gf?

Me, i needed to lose my virginity and have a gf at least once in my life and accomplished that goal at 21. Having a gf is fun but stressful and i don't care what any of you coping fags say, sex is great and all it's cracked up to be.

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Had a gf for 1.5 years and a waifu for 4

We were both weebs tho so she didn't give a shit

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What is the thought process of incels who put down sex even though they've never had it/had it only a few times. Is it all sour grapes or has nobody here ever had an actual blowjob?

Anne is the love of my life.

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Can't even get it up for 3d porn anymore, I am free

You are mentally ill.

This is why actively avoid visual novels.

Maybe it's because I'm a literal autist, I dunno. It's easy for me to become intensely fixated on the characters within a story, and it'll pretty much be all I can think about over the next 3 - 7 days.

A fleeting moment, yes, but it's enough to keep me away from many written works of fiction. Don't know whether I consider that a good or bad thing though.

nice projection

what makes you say that?

>do what you like
>user deludes himself to the point that he now has a tulpa and is a schizophrenic
Based!
Don't be a fucking retard.

being controlled by the vaginal jew is what is ill

>Your waifu isn't real!

Reminder that our universe is controlled by quantum mechanics, but quantum mechanics don't give a fuck about the rules of spacetime. Reality is just like a video game, an illusion created by the rules of something else. Just like how your waifu is technically just pixels in the "real world"

You are just as (not) real as your waifu is. Your waifu is real.

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Woah dude but how can the universe be real if our waifus eyes aren't real

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How does one ironically fall in love?

this

your waifu and your love for her are just as real as any other person and your love for them
just think of your dead parents or shit like that, they are just as here as your waifu is but you still do your best to make them proud

He saw himself in the image and thought the best way to dismiss it was to say projection

Same but male

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Even if it is projection, does that make it less accurate? At least they can recognize their faults rather than go into denial or blame all their problems on others.

>hurr durr reality is a concept

If you can't tell me how to literally materialize my waifu's tiddies in my hands then your point is moot

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the answer is itt, tulpas.

i've always struggled liking something or someone for more than a year, so i just forced myself to like it so i could have somewhere to vent my feelings without much effort

A waifu does not, and rather SHOULD NOT, require sex. You should love her with the full understanding that you can never be with her physically.

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You're right, your waifu shouldn't fuck you and isn't required too. She's gonna fuck me instead.

This guy gets it.

My second time watching her series, it suddenly just clicked that I loved her.

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>volcel
That's a new form of cope, jesus your faggotry is unmatched.

>If you can't tell me how to literally materialize my waifu's tiddies in my hands then your point is moot

Nigger once we completely crack quantum mechanics we'll decompile the universe so we can rewrite the code for this shitty "game".

Virgin

>Threads full of virgins and retards like having a waifu and being a bitter autist is the only option
Where my bros at that actually have sex? Micro dosing adderall and getting a blowjob is as close to nirvana as you can get.

kys junkie

DUDE JUST 3D PRINT UR WIFE TO THE REAL WORLD LMAO

HAVE SEX

or just lucid dream, there's plenty of options to actually fuck your waifu.

>DUDE JUST 3D PRINT UR WIFE TO THE REAL WORLD LMAO

Soon, my brother.

Soon.

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>Make out with an attractive girl for your first kiss
>Have your waifu's name racing through your head the entire time
College is some shit

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I honestly hate kissing. I'm all for sex but kissing creeps me out for some reason, hate it in porn, hate it in real life. It's disturbing really. Whats the diagnoses frued?

Have you kissed a girl before

Fuck, i thought i was the only one who can't cum during sex, guess i'm not alone, thank you user

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yes a bunch of times, my ex was fucking 10/10 as kissing, she even showed me a few tricks with an ice cube that felt fantastic. It still grosses me the fuck out. Not even on a hygienic level but something else i can't put my finger on.

>be a ruskie ponyfag in 2012 or so
>russian ponyfags are nice and cool, tons of OC, r34 is uncommon
>fuckers get lonely and delve into lucid dreams & tulpas
>k?
>enter dreaming threads
>people are actually getting results
>impressive if true, but will give it a shot once more stable
>enter tulpa thread
>it's a shitshow with tripfags and passive agressive insanity, pretty active
>fuck that
>enter the thread some years later
>it's dead, just like the ponyfag movement
>ask what's going on comrades, got your schizo waifu harems yet?
>one dude's Fluttershy split-personality (I think?) replies, feels like talking with a chatbot
>another dude replies with a link to a blog site
>open it
>there is a middle aged russian man in forest, with a crudely photoshopped Luna sprite in front
>the color scheme is actively insane, acidic
>deteriorating grammar, insane ramblings in text form
I feel like I dodged a loud fucking train
Anyone with a working brain could avoid it, but some people just don't wanna use their head

Im 14 and this is deep

Some people can't handle it, it's like being on a psychedelic trip. You gotta go with the current and not against it and always keep yourself grounds one foot in reality. It's worth it but only if you're smart enough to have self awareness.

Dick too used to your hand to cum from anything else

I’ve unironically fallen in love with MatPat’s wife Stephanie.

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Drama is fun in a story, but real damaged or insecure girls are such a hassle irl. Sometimes a pure heart and soft voice is all you need to be happy.

Its mainly just to keep me sane while I’m off on the other side of the world from my family studying for my masters. I’ll get a wife once I enter the work force

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Love transcends reality

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>jerking off with a warm steak
What a waste of steak
You better have wiped it clean and eaten it anyway

>You unironically fall in love with female game character
How utterly and truly pathetic. Suicide is your only option.

>see cute character design with ok writing
>find it cute
>realize its nothing beyond that and i'm not really capable of romantically caring for another girl
>greatest emotions i feel are respect for my friends and parents
It feels like i'm missing out on something but also liberating cause flirting is just a fun mind game with girls.
I'd probably be a psychopath if my parents didn't teach me to always treat people with respect which pays off in the long run.

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>he doesn't add extra protein to his meat using his meat
casual

People have done worse, i've fucked a boston cream doughnut before as a horny teenager.

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>fall in love with a girl
>realise that she's nothing more than photons reflecting off a heap of rotting bacteria piloted by a smaller group of bacteria through electrons

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>Caring
nihilism is retarded, join us hedonists bro it's a better way of life.

I'm just mocking OP, you can oversimplify anything to the point where it's ridiculous or disgusting

i'm kinda same but without the edgy stuff

Hedonism is 0 iq, self loathing anti-nationalists rise up

Why is it edgy?

Hedonism and burning out before you're 30 is the best way to live.

most real girls suck. especially in my area, and i just want to be with rise

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>doesn't like sluts
>chooses a slut waifu
thinkin

cool headcanons user

Totally agree. As I get older, if I see people trying to eke every bit of enjoyment out of their godforsaken existence, I can't fault them for it

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both of you are gay
the real best way of life is to hold an outlook of compassion with elements of both self-loathing and hedonism, which affords you a smug feeling of having the moral high ground while also setting your standards low so the hedonism part becomes very easy to fulfill

This happened to me with Lilly in Katawa Shoujo

So what is this tulpa thing?

>not being a chadist and not caring about pussy ass philosophy, shaming stacies and playing rimworld

Nothing worthwhile, just pray to satan and summon a succubus, it's a superior way of obtaining a waifu.

wife her, start going to gym with her. profit.

I love Reisen!

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Intentionally creating a personality in your head that acts on its own

That sounds kind of interesting, any idea where I should start?

Start with the Pali canon.

>ctrl+f "nonko"
>0 result
Rest in peace

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Remember clippy? Do you really want to spawn something like that in your head. Save your soul.

yes

Ketamine

I was going through some shit when I played her game and found that I could relate to her. Since the game let me marry her that's what I did and ended up attached. Waifu posting just lets me feel like I'm still interacting with her a little even though I've already read all of her in-game dialogue and it's on repeat now.

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Don't.

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How much would you pay for a virtual waifu simulator? Imagine something like those desktop screen helpers hooked to a chatbot with correct voice?

too much

as much as I had to

>desktop
Jeez get with the time gramp. We 3d now
youtu.be/nkcKaNqfykg

Image recognition got pretty good.
>hook up to detector
>virtual waifu can detect what you browse and comment on it
>she knows when you browse her content and comments on it

Knew about it but imo to expensive to have a wide consumer base. In addition limited in what's doable. A virtual character on pc can actually interact with what you do which offers more interactivity.

IF you want to go further you could put it into VR and let her be a 1:1 livesized assistant.

Who care about a wide consumer base? It's (you)'re waifu after all.
Smart home is a meme, though having your bath water set for you and shit is pretty neat I suppose.

Not him but that only happened to me the first few times I had sex, then I just didnt jack off for a few weeks and then when I had sex again I could cum, only downside was I didn't last as long

Anyone else unironically feel a deeper emotional to 2d than you have ever felt for a real woman?

2d is just so pure and perfect

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Go see a psychologist bro, seriously.

>have only had a few hookups and nothing serious despite wanting to
>don't last that long but they didn't care much as it was just random sex
>know that I cant date a girl properly cus I wouldn't be able to satisfy them

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Good thing I play SL where I can just go fuck them and get over it after a good nut.

Your metric of self worth shouldn't be based on seriously believing memes you found online, guy.

>care about anything at all
>realize that nothing actually matters in the end

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It's nascent technology, the cost can only go down and the ability to simulate humans improve

How is that a meme. You have lurkers here making inaginary gfs because a site said it's based and redpilled.

I was thinking more like virtual secretary for your pc that also does commentary on what you do. E.G. since we are on Yea Forums could comment your gameplay in popular games. Don't like smart home idea either.

that was actually pretty funny. I lol'ed. good one, user.

3d women are human refuse, and 2d satisfies my need for companionship.
>but 2d can't have sex with you, cook for you, raise your kids
Neither will 3d women so what difference does it make. It's been a few years now and I no longer find 3d features physically attractive, even 3d-looking characters like in Yakuza. I need them to have anime features.

That's not what schizophrenia is, tulpas as envisioned by retards online are entirely a meme, and pretending that having a non-lobotomized imagination is equivalent to mental illness makes you look like a soulless husk creature akin to a videogame npc.

Also
>reading a post on Yea Forums and thinking it's true and the person is serious and not just falseflagging or making shit up
I bet when you see someone post OH NO NO NO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO BROS??? you sincerely believe they're super concerned and are seeking help and reassurance here

>when you die you're gone forever

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You die earlier.
The kid you were at 6 doesn't exist anymore.
If you make it to 60 the current you won't exist either. Dead is more abrupt change but change is constant and what you are now will be gone much earlier than when you hit the casket.

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But people here fully fell for the waifu meme. It's not a falseflag.

jokes on you ive been the same miserable cunt for two decades

I was somewhere between tulpafag and waifufag and it took nearly failing out of college because I literally couldn't focus on anything but her to get help. All I needed were pills (fluvoxamine maleate, OCD medication) and the right mental space and it was surprisingly not as hard as I thought it would be.

"love"

just take my money

Picked up the waifu right at that romantic developmental phase of middle school after having absolutely no luck with girls. Trained myself to have vivid dreams about her every night and imagine her presence. It was comfortable for a long time but eventually the loneliness and flawed mental health caught up to me.

>refuse to see the voice-actor of said character to not shatter the illusion
because I don't know, I genuinely mean this question
does anyone else do this

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i dont have a specific waifu but when i work out i imagine doing it for the waifus.

even if anime girls were real they wouldnt want a slob or a man child.better yourselves for your waifu anons.

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Yeah but I generally never bother to look up actors/actresses, I like how they play the character, I don't care about them outside of that

Ah nice, i'm the same way

Yes. I don't know what my waifu's seiyuu looks like

>wafus
heresy

My waifu is my number one motivation.

people that go to gyms are just not working hard enough or not working real jobs

Office work wrecks your body just in a different way if you don't go to gym / do some sport. It looks more comfy than construction but it's far from harmless.

I work physical labor and go to the gym, what are you on about

>WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS

Shit really? I started an office job a few months ago

nice cope

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Gym culture is the ultimate cope, not saying it's bad to be fit but obsessing over it to the point it's your whole identity is silly

just watch you diet since your not gonna be moving much.you dont gotta lift if you dont wanna.

i do muay thai since its right next to my job and its the best fucking decision ive made in recent history.if you find a good gym it doesnt even feel like your working out.

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Except quantum mechanics don't behave the same way on a macroscopic scale. Regardless, you've misunderstood the point of quantum physics if you think that reality is an imagined concept and that we would be able to shape our own reality if we could only control quantum physics.

Its more real than God or Jesus.
And people love them just as much and its social acceptable for some reason.

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>love
It's more of admiration and eye candy for me.

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There's a gym within my work building so I could just go to that, I probably should since I don't really go out much after work anymore so I'm just sat at home too which isn't good

KEK

Fucking idiot, you know those 2 things are not comparable

god is indeed comparable to jesus

there is no culture in the gym.you just go in.do your stuff and get out.your litterally bashing people trying to improve their looks.

i was 310lbs once and now im 190lbs 6ft 1.you would not believe the difference how people treat you when you look good,its actually infuriating. it doenst matter if your obsessed with your looks because if you look good the world treats you better

attraction is 90% looks fren.

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Having a bitch like what gosling had in bladerunner would be breddy cool.

>tfw multi-waifufag
>get really obsessed with a girl, get sad when there's no more content with her, but eventually get over it and move on to a new girl
>Have done this at least 6 times

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Why can't blood elves be real?

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too bad you're still a virgin

you never seen an IRL Attractive meth head?

Claire Redfield is the woman I love.

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Hdjddjdgkeejffhhdgdd

I don't really know how it happened
I still fall in love with 3d on the regular

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>Never fully fell for a fictional character
>Admired them like childhood crushes but never took it so far
>Mfw observing countless anons descending into insanity over the course of my 13 year run

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So how feasible would it be to make your own AI gf? I know some programming, but would you need teams of experienced programmers to make one or can some guy in his basement make a basic AI gf by himself?

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whatever you say, roastie

user, are you replying to bait again? You know better than this

Femdom.

Damn, that's fucked up.

There is no such thing as AI silly user.

To avoid anime references, have you read Don Quichotte?
The absolute madlad becomes a legit knight going on adventures after years of larping, and he did it all for a girl of his imagination.
Romance is a very strong motivator to the point it's sometimes hard to realize yourself without it. Turns out that imaginary love is in many respects just as good as the reality for this purpose and even has advantages over 3DPD.

Yeah but then he got hit in the head, decried his obsession with fantasy and burned all his medieval fantasy books.

But in the end, Don Quixote realized his own delusion and cursed his stupid fantasies?

I honestly didn’t understand it until recently

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How do you fall in love ironically?

look at all those "waifufags" who have different waifu every week and talk about how much they love them uguu heh iam so in love arent i unique for loving a 2d character???? 3d is shit lol!!

He cursed the tales of chivalry and trying to imitate them. He never goes against his waifu although he realize she's just not there. If anything she is the only saving grace of his delusions.
You could use another example from literature. Petrarch waifued a woman he saw once for a few minutes when leaving church after mass. He was writing poetry about her decades after.

take the term fall more literally yo dont bend down and lay in love you don’t go prone into love it’s almost like in accident like the situation was just right and it happened you fell

but i’m a HKV so I’m just guessing

>I like to snog
heh...

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wrong, If I print her on paper she'll be dots of colored tink instead of pixels, that way she's more real than yours in your screen, cuck.

For me to cum I have to degrade my woman. I didn't like it at first, but honestly it's really fun and she gets off on it too.

If you have to ask such questions, it's already too late.

I was like that the first couple of times I had sex. Eventually it worked (cowgirl best position) and we celebrated. It helps having a partner that understands that it's not their fault you can't cum, it just takes more time

h-how was it user?

It's hard to explain. For me it happened with FFX Yuna. It wasn't one thing in particular, you just see this character go through their journey every step of the way, and you start to get attached to them. Eventually by the end I was having dreams with her in them and it gave me the warm fuzzies that I felt when I was in love with an actual woman.

I really had to take a step back and work on myself after that

Not as good as a microwaved cantaloupe with a hole dug into it

me. My waifu kind of went into the background while my gf and I were together, but I never forgot about her. Somehow I knew that she'd always be there for me when I needed her, and that was very comforting to me

I've only been able to become lucid in a dream once, and I've been chasing it ever since. I was actually able to fuck a chick I made up in a dream and have a wet dream, it was insane. There was even a trick to spin around in your dream if you feel yourself starting to wake up, and it fucking worked.

Anyone know any tips on how to get into a lucid dream again? I have to get back there

you've never broken up with an actual girl then you retarded virgin

I think you'd like it if who you were kissing had a scruffy beard to rub against

Don't try to escape user you'll only hurt yourself

>have sex for the first time
>expecting to cum instantly
>the girl literally can't make me cum and i have to finish myself
thankfully she was able to make me cum jerking me with both hands but i was honestly surprised how mundane it felt.

There's no specific method. It sounds cliche, but you know when it happens

Dammit spoilers!

>you fall in love with a game character so much even the thought of her getting fucked hurts you deep
>she's from a porn game

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for that price it better have a fuckable pussy

It's not an uncommon type of feeling. I've got it bad for an actual flesh and blood woman and my brain does the exact same shit because she'd rather date someone 10 years her senior than someone her age. The last months have been nothing but learning skills and exercising. Barely even play video games anymore. Fucking crazy.

>Tfw you will never be like Pygmalion: shunning thots, making your own waifu, and loving her so much the gods make her real

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what the fuck is a tulpa?

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why are you keeping yourself pure? what good has that done for you?

>fall in love with a celebrity
>she gets old and gets married and has kids

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Bethesda games with waifu mods installed turned me into a sick, modern day Pygmalion.

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Your waifu doesn't exist and when you'll die, you also cease to exist! You will join her in nonexistence, you will be closer than ever in the same realm!

Why not? It makes me happy.

I'm glad I didn't fall for the Tulpa meme all those years ago. That being said at this point I'm dead inside anyways so the only relationships I have are associations with people that I actively do stuff with at work and for hobbies.

That image is a moderately accurate depiction of real world memes occurring in the modern sexual economy.

just fucking kill me

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what's a woman?

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I saw her for the first time

Its a Buddhist concept that suggests that you can alter reality by directing enough energy/attention/focus at an idea, to the point that it becomes physically manifest.

>Your imagination is not an embassy for the normalfag federation. It is your land to do with what you wish. Build upon it the things YOU like, not what society likes.

Fucking based, but you wouldn't believe how many times I've read anons on here unable to think of it that way, of fully utilizing their imagination and going wild with any fantasy they like, they place limits and restrictions tied to reality on their own imagination!

Just like OP, it's sad really.

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Lucid dreaming is the only method people should try, tulpas are a fucking meme.

Besides, learn lucid dreaming and its not just fucking your waifu that becomes possible, but a literal going into games "machine", the only limit is your imagination. Plus its much more healthy as all of it happens in dreams, you have a fine, defined line between your wildest fantasies and mundane reality- tulpafags on the other hand, destroy this line, and suffer the consequences of doing so.

First time i got feelings for a video game character, it was fucking weird. When she died i got really emotional

youtube.com/watch?v=11HSbwLbSno

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I've never fallen in love with a fictional character. I've wanted to fuck lots of fictional characters, sure, but never obsession or love.

Is there something wrong with me?

2D will always superior to 3D whores, especially these days

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>you unironically fall in love with female irl character
>realize she's nothing more than atoms in space

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Lots of tulpa shilling on Yea Forums lately

I'm guessing their /trash/ holdouts finally gave up entirely

You wouldn't have to make everything yourself.
There's open source chatbots , voice gen, .. available. you just have to glue it together.

How to spot underage 101

ive managed to do this once, feelsweirdman

I saw pic related in Code Vein, her wholesome interactions with the player character, and thought "that's what I've always wanted in life".

Women are too fucking complicated to decipher, so my heart belongs to Io now.

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Дoбpo пoжaлoвaть нa Двaч. Cнoвa.

>Stumble upon a imageboard community of real waifufags, like full on trying to have a real relationship
>Think it's cool
>Fell in love with Tomoko from the watamote series (pic related)
>Continue to browse the community and try to have a serious relationship
>It's awesome at first but it slowly gets worse and worse
>Eventually I'm doing shit that makes zero sense and day by day it gets worse and worse
>I start to give inanimate objects meaning
>I create rituals where I say "I love you, Tomoko" multiple times a night
>I endlessly browse communities looking for anyone who has anything bad to say about her, and debate them to no end
>I would try to only fap to her using my imagination
>I force myself to obsessively check and make detailed reviews of every chapter that come out
>I would've bought a daikimakura of her had I moved out on my own
>I would get anxiety over her (heart racing fast) and went to the hospital several time to make sure I was okay

It all came crashing down when it was our one year "anniversary" "together" and I bought a nice chocolate cupcake for the celebration, and then it hit me like a fucking truck, I was like "what in the actual fuck am I doing?" I finally realized there was no such thing as having a actual relationship with a 2d character and thinking otherwise is a delusion to the highest bidder. God only knows what would happen to me had I continued this thing.

It's okay to have a 2d wife in the sense that you can have her as your favorite, collect content regarding her, etc but don't think you can actually make a serious relationship work with her or you'll get burned pretty hard.

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>trying to rationalize that being unfuckable is a virtue

LMAO

No. I fell in love with a single character over the course of the past 20 years, and it's perfectly possible that most of it was just self-delusion to keep the dream alive.

why boner

I fell in love once when I was 16.
I've never felt love like that ever since and I'm 26 now. I've since also had multiple partners too, but none of them ever made me feel like the one that got away. It's like I've been settling ever since.
I wish somebody could tell me how to fall out of love.

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It has only happened once when I was like 14.

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>made up bullshit that people believe to feel and act better
same thing.

God is a tulpa.

Yeah, not gonna spoil the 400 year old novel.

>tulpa

First time I've ever heard of this and I'm honestly not even suprised.

Mental health is no joke. Don't for a second think there isn't such a thing as literally harmful thoughts. A lot of mental illness is completely self-inflicted because you went and scratched through walls you probably shouldn't have.

I think my lonliness might be turning me schizophrenic, holy shit don't even lose contact with the outside world people. Your relationship with other people and trying to live a "proper life" is literally the only way to stay sane. Isolation is madness.

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I fell in love with a girl when I was 14, she slipped away and got a BF when she was 17 or so; 25 now and still a virgin.

Letting her slip through my fingers was really traumatic, but now I can barely even remember her face.

damn, what a story. Glad you realized your obsession before it was too late. It's ok to have a waifu, just don't make her take up your laifu

>God is a tulpa.

Deep.

I fell in love when I was 17

I was lucky enough to have the hollywood "high school sweetheart" experience for my senior year. We were our firsts, told each other I love you at the same time, talked about what our family would look like, everything. 10 years later and I've never found that same love again. It still hurts, but at least I'm happy I got to experience it

lots of people do claim to hear the voice of God when they're going through tough shit. You might not be too far off

Having access to the internet isn't isolation. Only people with needy social urges have issues using the internet as their only form of contact.

the word "tulpa" is literally weaponized memetic self-inflicted schizophrenia

I'm lucky I can get my social interaction through collaborating with my colleagues at work. I fear that if I didn't have that outlet and Yea Forums I would've gone nuts due to the isolation

Hang in there, Snake. You got friends here with you.

>Having access to the internet isn't isolation. Only people with needy social urges have issues using the internet as their only form of contact.

Yea Forums is actually an incredibly nefarious substitute for human contact. Since it gives you the dopamine kick from social interaction but you don't establish a human connection.

jokes on you, I'm connecting with you right now

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You can't make yourself schizophrenic retard, nor is mental illness really ever "completely self-inflicted." It might seem like the guy is doing it to himself, but you what's really happening? His mental illness is making him hurt himself.

>You can't make yourself schizophrenic retard

You absolutely can, some people are just more at risk than others.

>fell in love with girl
>entered relationship with another girl but feelings for first girl make it rocky
>we break up
>turns out I was in love with her and not the first girl

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Don't talk to Snake like that you cunt.

>fall in love with a fictional character
>turns out people hate her and make fun of her
>and others just see her as a sex slave
>all because of one fucking scene

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No, you really can't. Some people can be more at risk of GETTING schizophrenia sure, but you can't just will yourself to get this serious mental disease. That's not how it works.

>fall in love with a fictional character
>she keeps getting cucked by a protag who doesn't care for her that way

You can definitely mess up your brain beyond repair.

>be in love with person A and keep trying to be with them
>person B enters my life and wants to be with me really badly
>I really like person B too but I like person A just a bit more, and if I go with B, I shut the door on A - and I don't want to do that because I think I might still have a chance with A
>keep trying with A, eventually B gives up on me and moves on
>never end up being with A and now I don't have B either
>just end up alone instead when I could've been happy with B

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you bitches aint nothing. i used to fuck dog toys

you must've made yourself retarded. You can absolutely give yourself a mental illness. Why do you think there are so many trannies walking around nowadays?

don't beat yourself up over settling. If you ended up with B you'd constantly be kicking yourself thinking of what could've been with A. At least this way you can find C and be happy with her

Fuck.

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Well that's a bit different. Trannys are "mentally ill" because of all the drugs and other bullshit they take and inject themselves with. They're about as mentally ill as a doped up crack addict.
They're both fucked in the head, but I wouldn't put them on the same level as a guy with schizophrenia and other serious mental illnesses.

Holy fuck brehs

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Ever heard of PTSD? Events can definitely fuck your brain up, in a wide variety of ways.

Literally cases of people going schizo from a single bad trip of regular weed and then it got stuck there. Your brain can absolutely go from healthy to unhealthy simply due to bad thoughts.Sane/insane isn't some kind of black/white thing

>you fall in love with female game character
>they die unexpectedly
>it hurts as much as a close relative or friend dying
>particularly because in the case of the fictional character someone thought that it would ge a good idea

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>have gf
>feel like I cant masturbate to my cartoons anymore
I'm single now. I have mixed feelings about it.

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Nothing but tears in the rain

What am i looking at?

>You wouldn't download your wife.

Computer reads DNA blood sample from the dude on the left, the ride side is the computer's guesses based on his blood and the left side is his actual values and face.

Except for the beard, naturally.

Have sex faggots and stop the cope
Waifu don't exist and never will you mentally ill fucks
Most pathetic thread on Yea Forums right now

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Game theory
Ladies and Gentlemen, John Nash was right

Sneed.

Were you not attracted her, or do you need some kind of help?

Interesting

You seem upset.

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Yes, we are ridiculously close to cracking the cookbook on what makes a human being.

They're already able to compare DNA strings between people and see the line of faulty code that causes parkison and shit like that. It's insane. Bladerunner is coming.

>fall in love with a character
>they die unexpectedly
>options
>load
>previous save
>they're alive again
there you go user, saved you some anguish

unless she's slobbering on your dick 24/7, you're gonna need some "you" time.

>470278791
(You)

Anyone else try their best to imagine what Yea Forums looks and sounds like when reading threads like this? It's hard to comprehend.

I didn't speak to anyone IRL and barely left the house for 8 years, and yet somehow I turned out semi-normal in my late 20s.

I don't know what happened to you people. If you're still in your late teens, there's still hope for change. You can look back with embarrassment and regret, but be happy knowing you're out of this phase.

If you're past your early 20s, you're fucked. If being in love with a fictional character makes you genuinely happy, that's fine, but maybe wonder what life will look for you a few decades from now.

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no..

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>hope
>posting on Yea Forums

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>I didn't speak to anyone IRL and barely left the house for 8 years
that's why you turned out ok user

I've been alone for too long, probably. 12 years of no friends. I don't go out or talk to people beyond the bare minimum required to get away. I am convinced I am dying alone and this old gba-era video game character I like never left the back of my mind.
I don't do any of that Yea Forums valentines stuff or anything, I just wish my bat winged tomboy was real.

I mean, I'm okay in the sense that I can communicate with people and appear to be normal, but I'm also extremely uneducated due to never attending highschool, so I literally stayed at home for 8 years. I have massive gaps of knowledge in my brain. Not speaking to anyone that long will probably have longlasting effects on me forever.

The fact I do well with women doesn't change the fact that I'm an idiot who has had almost no significant life experiences.

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How good is it?
Could use it to compare genetic potential vs real version. I.E. alcohol fetal symptom wouldn't show in the projection. So you could look at your best possible version. Kinda interesting.

I used to wish to live at home for years like that, enjoying the NEET life. I guess it wasn't as great as I thought.

Good news for you, you literally have the entire knowledge base of our species available to you. Just take some time everyday and do some Khan Academy online or go to a night school or some shit. Never too late to learn something user

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>Could use it to compare genetic potential vs real version. I.E. alcohol fetal symptom wouldn't show in the projection. So you could look at your best possible version.

It doesn't work like that, your genetic code gets rewritten your entire life. So the blood sample gets all the blemishes in your DNA as well.

No! Now you're connecting with me!

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I'll connect with you all night

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I love Toko

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>fall in love with an anime character
>use her as motivation to improve
>get /fit/, learn some practical skills and generally get my shit together
Feels good

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good work user, I'm sure your waifu is proud of you

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Ya'll motherfuckers need Morrison

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I unironically did this after playing Kawata Shoujo. I got Kawata Dick really badly, and decided to work on improving myself to get over the depression

>unironically fall in love with videogame character
>they die at the end

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feels bad man.

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I almost wish my waifu would die. The sweet release of death would beat the endless suffering she is cursed with.

S-SHUT UP DAMN IT!

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>They have a canon love interest, get married, have children and are shown as an old couple together in the epilogue

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Fuck you cocksucker, i'll beat your fucking face in you son of a fucking cunt.

when i was a kid, I wanted someone like this so bad. sometimes I still think about it.

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You accumulate damage and there are epigenetic changes but the genetic expression is to a large degree separated from your genome. If you got a weak chin because you never ate solid food it wouldn't show up in your genome. Deformities can also come from chemical imbalances induced by the enviroment or simply disease. I think it has quite the potential.

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>Fall in love with a videogame character
>They don't even exist within their own game

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Dick against screen my guy

its a long story. basically, it began as a harmless little movie to watch. I can't remember if i had any reactions to her or not back then, i don't think so. then years later i found her the hottest thing and started jacking off to her. then, i found out something about her and then i began scared of her, her movie, and anything related to do with it. then i got over that fear and fell in love with her for personal reasons.

Forever

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I got this super fucking hard with Nia at the end of TTGL

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this is wrong. the proper terms are: "Engage in sexual intercourse" or "Copulate"

GEDDAN

you're talking about lola bunny right?

I swear I remember the trendy buzzword insult being "never reproduce" not long ago.

no no no no im talking about jasmine

Both

I fell in love with a character way before my irl boyfriend and I still love him more than my irl boyfriend.

oneitis sucks, but good on you man. at the least you're improving yourself and leaving vidya behind, as we should

who's the character?

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Last time I was in a relationship was like two and a half years ago, I don't really know what I saw in her.
Due to my living situation right now it's kinda hard to just meet people irl; considering online dating but I'm weird about personal shit online and I'm worried it'll just be the same people.
None of my relationships have turned out well, I don't want a hoe or a le based subby tradwife because I'm a weirdo.
Beginning to think I'm gonna go full schizo if shit doesn't improve after I try some stuff over the next year or two, either that or I'll learn to COPE

I'd be lying if I said I didn't absolutely adore her design with the fat tiddies and that weird zipper dress thing, but what really sold me was her playful yet semi-professional personality and doing her postgame quest that I missed on my first playthrough.
I can't really put a concrete date on when it started because I'm not that much of a freak, but I first played her game when it came out in 2011.

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at least you have good taste

Thanks, user.

Same, but I wouldn't say I'm still in love with that person now.
Chads, is this normal? Do you never love like your first love?

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you find a girl thats cute and you act like you're in love when you're really not.

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My last relationship was such a dumpster fire that I realised it was both easier and safer to direct my affections towards 2D

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but how do you act like you're in love?

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Now it dawns on you? It's just an idealization, something you want. getting is another story, Fantasizing about it is easy.

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act like a disney character would

How do I talk to someone? I'm supporting my brother and his girlfriend, which led to me being stressed and fucking up at work, leading to a problem and getting fired. I'm the oldest of five, I can't talk to anyone because I'm everyone's rock. I can't handle nights like tonight where these fucking threads pull me into a whiskey fueled depression. I'm using my now-unemployment check to buy food for the three of us and pay rent for myself. My gf of nine years left after my hand got crushed at work, and now even though it looks normal and nobody even notices I feel like less of a person because woopty doo I can't bend three of my medial fingers past the first joint. I play vidya to escape but all I'm doing is passing the time until I feel like passing out. I was proud I fixed my sleep schedule but I woke up at 7pm today.

/blog

Anal pegging while getting sucked off while your nips are massaged while you are lovingly kissed.

First get a job and move out. Your family is crushing you.
Through out history, it has never been normal for a brother to pay his brother's and his brother's gfs way. You've reached a new level of cuck.
I'm not saying cut them off entirely, they'll complain for a while, but your current situation is illogical and your brother should understand that at some point.

>I'm supporting my brother and his girlfriend
Fucking idiot, you messed up at step 1. A literal wageslave doesn't need to take to anybody, a wagie like you just needs to keep earning money for them.
Drop them and then worry about your social life.

Married for 4 relationship for 8. 25 now and accepting 2D as my brain parasite.

20 in a few days and still handholdless
it's not too late

Sex isn't what it's cracked up to be. On

cute feet

How bold of you to assume that you can put a price on something so priceless.

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Thanks. Deleted because the situation is pretty doxxy if literally anyone that slightly knows me read it, but he'll be moving out soon back into my moms hopefully.

Things may be fucked now, but you have what it takes to get back on track
You'll be cringing at this part of your life later on. Forever

Why don't you just get a girlfriend in the real world?

does anyone else in your family go on Yea Forums?

GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T TAKE IT I'M 20 YEARS OLD I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND I LIVE WITH MY PARENTS LET ME TURN 21 ALREADY SO I CAN DROWN MY SORROWS

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Na. My brother and I have been through some shit, and I don't mind buying food for him and his equally fucked up girl if they stay off meth and try to turn their lives around. I'm his brother, and I'll do what I can to make his life easier to an extent. I want him to succeed, and I know he can, but it can only go so far. It's more just bottling everything up and releasing it on a random Yea Forums thread because the person you overdepended on is gone. Remember, your big brother always loves you.

My little shit of a half-brother might, but I hope to god he doesn't. I've got a lot of online friends though, and had a brief period of drinking every night, and how many people do you know got their hand crushed in a sprocket and chain and never shut up about it?

Did and had several of them cheat on me over money. Fuck that noise.

Because my waifu is the only one I love and the only one I want to be with.

Live with them as long as they'll tolerate you. Don't be a little shit, do the dishes, get a job, not fast food unless it's Subway, and save. If you want friends, go be uncomfortable at a local games shop or comics shop. You'll meet people doing the same shit and be awkward together.

That's literally impossible, though.

>ctrl+f Ryza
>no results

You all sicken me.

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I don't know if this is possible but I think that my tulpa is an entire fictional world based on reality I created, when I was younger I always had trouble talking with people and making friends but then one day I started imagining as if my classmates and teachers etc. were with me sometimes or that I was in school and everyone was there and I would talk to them. The result of this is that in a short period of time I started becoming the fake personality I was in my world and started talking with people more because for me I had already spent a long time with them together so it was normal to be more friendly. It was probably weird for everyone how I went from really shy to more outgoing but they liked it because they told me that back then it was hard to talk to me.

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Then I'll just die alone.
I'd prefer it to being with anyone else.

>see image
>hear image
Fuck you, OP

Yea Forumsros should I just say fuck it and get an escort? I’m a 21yr old KV and it’s legal in my country. I’m not sure what else to do, I’m a social autist who’s never had a real relationship, and I doubt I ever will.

I live on a farm and I take care of the cattle along with other odds and ends my dad is too busy to handle. Working on getting a degree on the side, the south is a prison and I want out.

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You'll do fine user. But if you live in a podunk, then there is definitely a games shop that sells N64 games for $30 a pop because they're "vintage". Also, pad the fuck out of your degree if you can. Get some sort of experience. Post on craigslist, I got a contract job in a field I wanted experience in and managed to get a contract job that calls once a month or so for a little extra money, but sweet sweet experience.

>wanting to h*nd h*ld

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You assume as if half if Yea Forums aren't people coming out of burnt relationships.

>posts on Yea Forums
>emotionally heavy
>shy introvert
>not very interesting
>probably even more reasons

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>tfw I hang out in these threads just so I can find waifus to fap to and imagine cucking the anons that love them

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based

Based and redpilled

At least one (you) and I'll leave

if you want to just get the virgin tag off your back, sure. Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's nice, sure, but it's not world changing, especially if you're just fucking some escort and not someone you actually care about.

Since it's legal for you, find a safe, reputable place, and knock it out.

be careful not to get addicted to the escort shit though, it'll ruin any chance of your future relationships

is there even an afterlife, if not what does nothing feel like

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It's time for you to rest.

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The way she types reminds me of dead people I knew
Specifically one that had a kid with a dude who left her and either killed herself or overdosed, leaving the baby with her grandmother

You will always be reminded that your first time was with a whore when a woman asks you how many you've been with.
Take that as you will.

>realise youre nothing more than voxels on the screen of life

post em in order, boys

>iris heart
>hanako
>mizuki from YMK
>blue snow

Who am I to judge, I'm unironically in love with a kpop star that will never know I exist

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bye

protein on protein bro ain't nothing to worry about

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Ellie-san

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>tfw cannot get aroused by drawings at all

im almost a wizard too so not a normie

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Because I never looked into it past the surface level, I always assumed this waifu stuff was sort of a joke that that was slightly based in reality, like just being attracted to a fictional character and that's about it.

This thread has opened my eyes.

Here's what I don't get, and I'm sure it's different for everyone, but: Do you talk to your waifu? Like, out loud? How does it even work? Do you pretend they respond back?

Or is it just a fantasy that lives within your mind?

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shame...

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>mfw looking up impregnation art of the waifus and imagining them carrying my seed
>mfw imagining the anons raising my kids

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It really differs between people. I personally know she isn't real and don't act like she is, but I do spend a lot of time fantasising and daydreaming about being with her and doing stuff like going on dates.

mostly it stays in writing or in my mind unless im making a promise to her or apologizing

And this makes you happy?

Clearly you're self-aware about it, so don't you ever have a moment where you're like "...what the hell am I doing?"

Widen

>browse other boards
>Visit Yea Forums for a bit and decide to mock waifufags by pretending to be one with a character from a game I'd just finished
>Find myself posting lewd images of my waifu at 4am and question myself but decide to push forward because reactions are funny
>Acquired enough images of her that I might as well use them as fap material
>Start fantasing about real life scenarios
>Start to see her in my dreams and comparing 3d to her
That was three years ago. You wouldn't believe how deep I am now. I can actually hear her now.

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It's not just the fact that my waifu isnt real it's that reality is too dull to remedy how helpless I feel because of it

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Really all it took was seeing her and getting a really strong protection instinct in my brain
I didn’t understand moeshit until I saw this dog

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So redpill me on this anons. What would you do if your waifu got a canon love interest? What would you do if they were revealed to be a lesbian? I'm not trying to antagonize you, I just find this phenomenon genuinely fascinating. I guess it's true you can never really choose who you fall for, but I always thought this was just an ironic meme.

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>>Stumble upon a imageboard community
/tc/? I used to hang out in their IRC.

>And this makes you happy?
It does, or at least the closest thing to happiness I've experienced.
I've never really had a moment like that, though I do understand it's far from normal and I wouldn't talk about it to normalfags or anywhere but here.

>What would you do if your waifu got a canon love interest? What would you do if they were revealed to be a lesbian?
Self-insert, any scenario that involves me being with my waifu would need to involve some supernatural shit anyway. The idea of dying and being reincarnated as someone else doesn't bother me if it meant I got to be with my waifu.

losing weight won't make her face less ugly

How would you self insert that though? If that person isn't you, wouldn't that just be grasping at straws? Especially if their personality or appearance was so different from yours. Would you really be satisfied if you had to be someone completely different just for her to love you?

It's a shame

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Sounds like you just couldn't handle it and you blamed your own lack of willpower on her. Have fun getting jewed by a 3D roastie.

I wouldn't really mind, I have little attachment to myself as I am now. The idea of becoming someone else often seems like it would be a good thing.
It helps that the character that is the most likely to be her love interest if she does get one has a somewhat similar personality to me.

Aight thanks user, I found one that lives like 10 minutes away from me. I think I might as well go through with it before I end up a wizard.

>fall in love with a 2d girl
>no canon love interest
>a ship is popular among fans
>2 years later the creators make it canon for fanservice purposes
>heartbroken, but get over her after a while
>fall in love with another 2d girl
>no canon love interest
>a lesbian ship is extremely popular among fans
>2 years later the creators make it canon for fanservice purposes
>get over her
>fall in love with a lesbian 2d girl
>accept her for who she is
>a het ship is extremely popular among fans
>2 years later creators make it canon for fanservice purposes
I'm cursed. Now I found myself a phenomenal girl from a financial disaster cartoon that no one in this world gave a single fuck about. It's been over 2 years and oh look, a cashgrab sequel just got announced and I already feel my heart being broken once again.

I know, but I suffer from really bad social anxiety so I doubt I’ll even get to the point of a woman ever asking me that.

how do you fall in love with another person?

Nobody knows what the future will hold, but if you solidify the past by fucking a whore, that's something you can never change.
You're better off just not telling your first gf you're a virgin.

>Visit Yea Forums for a bit and decide to mock waifufags by pretending to be one with a character from a game I'd just finished
>Find myself posting lewd images of my waifu at 4am and question myself but decide to push forward because reactions are funny
>Start fantasing about real life scenarios
I recognize this.
People think humor and irony is some invincible shield, but what they don't realize is that by mocking someone through mimicry, they risk becoming like that person. It always happens without you noticing until it's too late, too.

Tell me user: Have you noticed a growing number of threads that are just image dumps of Amy Rose? Why do you think that is?

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>Start to make vidya
>Draw some animal characters
>Assets and everything
>Start thinking of lewd shit about all of my characters
>Get drunk as fuck
>cuddle with
>Realize how nice it would be to fuck one of them
>Entirely drop the vidya
>Expand all the lewd lore
>mfw i made myself a furfag

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I’m sorry user, you’re right. I don’t know what the fuck I’m thinking anymore. I’m just so tired of being alone.

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>What would you do if they were revealed to be a lesbian?
Headcanon that she's straight and continue to love her with all my heart.

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step one, diagnose your sociopathic tendencies

Even though there retards in the world who believe in the trinitarian doctrine; they are not comparable or the same person.

Not exactly waifus, but close. Just as a preface I've always loved /fit/ girls

>Been inside mostly the last couple of months looking for a job
>Last few weeks new anime released (the dumbells one and Fire Force)
>both have /fit/ female characters that I just adore
>relize I've seen few girls that were /fit/ and cute in real life even with regularly going to the gym, and the chance of me getting with them is even lower
>Can't stop thinking of the cute characters from the shows now

Now sure how to end this, I just wish things were different I guess

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Opinions of women is the least interesting thing in the universe desu

>Just diagnosed with schizophrenia two or so months ago

What do I do bros, I'm just living a comfy NEET life. I don't want to lose control of reality.

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With the exception of dakis, which make your waifu very real