This utter buffoon has a girlfriend and you don't

>this utter buffoon has a girlfriend and you don't

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>Right now I'm in the worst financial situation I've ever been in in my entire life
What is happening to him bros?

based DSP slanging his dickpiece up that dimepiece
bet she finna "ay papi DSP" nae nae

he's lying

He's married to a crazy eyes chick now.

its a man

You guys are retarded. Panda Lee left him a long time ago, he's with someone else now and I think they got married or some shit. So if you're gonna shitpost at least get it right you fucking idiots.

He has a wife, actually, and it's not the slag in that picture

>guys right now I'm in the worst financial situation I've ever been in
>but it's none of your business just give me money

What does DSP stand for?

>girlfriend
He's married

>What is happening to him bros?
Combination of being completely shit with money and his paypigs leaving him left and right. That or it's another scam and he's actually fine.

DSP is proof that there's someone for everybody

He is fine. They have a kid on the way and Khet wants a fully furnished baby room. He just wants extra money, so he can keep living his luxury life.

>boomer buffoon has an ethnic gf that hates him
is phil my uncle

He owns 3 houses.
Being rich is all it takes

He denied a child on the way in his recent stream, just like he denied getting married to Kat.
So its confirmed he has a kid on the way, but he doesn't realize it's not his. DSP is sterile.

DSP is proof that it is possible to fail upwards

oh damn she looks like mine, except the hair.

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Imagine being able to choose any guy in the world and marrying DSP

dick sucking penis

>Kat
>being able to choose any guy in the world
Pick one

is she cuter than Panda at least?

>big house
>expensive car
>groceries from highest quality shops
>out to dinner every week in fancy restaurant
>anything you need just ask
Yeah, weird.

Not even close bro and Panda is like a 6/10

imagine being able to pick someone that isn’t DSP and still marrying DSP

You're right I keep forgetting he's rich for some reason

He can't be rich though, he's in the worst financial situation he's ever been in in his life.

I hate his obnoxious yawning. This dude has zero self-awareness and manners. What a fucking neanderthal.

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