Real talk, why exactly is the most popular video game character of all time being shoveled for some boomer-tier bear who's only claim to fame was copying Mario 64 and doing nothing significant since?
I'd like to see you defend this, Banjokes. There's just no contest: he deserves it more.
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>who’s only claim to fame
* whose only claim to fame
No he didn't, no one wanted him in except retards like you. Fuck off and cope, cuckold.
Why are you still trying? Save it for when the next character is soon to be announced.
extremely based, i say
Steve would actually be good.
can you honestly say its ever been about which character is most popular and deserves it more?
banjo unironically has more soul
>no one wanted him in
>no one
>not a soul
Keep telling yourself that, Banjofag. We rose up once before, and we'll do it again.
Because there's a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve by the next direct. Companies have made last minute decisions based on profit before, and here will be no different.
Cope and seethe, your day of reckoning is coming soon.
>Because there's a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve by the next direct.
This is one of the most pathetic posts I've ever seen. Just kill yourself, man.
>twitter meme
I used to respect Steveposters
>Because there's a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve by the next direct.
that's not how that meme goes retard
Go back to elementary school Mr mom jokes
>Because there's a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve by the next direct.
arrest yourself KEKOLD
Nintendo doesn't give a fuck what you think, it's not a popularity contest. They must regret ever starting the character poll.
>Re-posting my argument with HILARIOUS reaction images and not providing arguments.
You understand characters have been cut in the past? I guess there's just not an intelligent discussion to be had when it comes to Banjokes.
Admit it. You lost. Give up already.
>Because there's a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve by the next direct.
This is the most retarded post I've seen on Yea Forums in a long time.
>go through all of the time, money, and legal issues to create a character trailer and in-game assets
>only to cut them at the last minute
Yeah, great thinking there dipshit.
I can't tell if this is honest Steve fags being retards as always, bait or a false flag
This is more autistic than 14 year old girls going on arguments about fictional relationships.
Smash rosterfagging is literally the masculine equivalent to girls shipping fictional characters together and insisting they're fucking in their delusional headcanon.
>legitimate chance
probability is not your strong suit
Vergeben never lies banjies. There can only be one Microsoft character in this game and Vergeben already said Minecraft is in. The only logical conclusion is Banjo will be cut.
To be fair, we can do both
You keep forgetting that the investors could potentially reveal they were never on contract to make the trailer. Besides, it's just a trailer. It's not like you can download and play him right now, so a trailer wouldn't validate your little pretend victory.
Banjo for a fact hasn't appeared in a long time, so the sudden reappearance could possibly be pushed aside as his moveset is interpret-able as low quality. He is another anime swordfighter, after all. He could easily be switched to appease the masses who grew up with Minecraft, or the people who find Banjo's inclusion linked to institutionalized racism thanks to JonTron and Mumbo-Jumbo.
It's just basic logic, Banjofag. No matter how you slice it six ways to Sunday, it's over.
The most popular video game character of all time is and was pacman.
Moron.
>Minecraft sales: 100 million
>Pac-Man sales: 7 million
crymoar, banjie.
>Most popular video game character of all time
>Literally not even a character outside of Minecraft: story mode, a 'game' that flopped so hard the company making it now no longer exists
>tfw no christian bf
Nice false equivalency. We're talking about Minecraft, not Minecraft Story Mode.
Why don't you sit down over there while the real intellectuals talk about fixing the roster?
>while minecrap is downloaded for free.
>hitler sales: 0
not so fast
This is now a smash shipping thread.
Post art or screenshots.
>most popular video game character of all time
best selling video games does not equal most popular character. the majority of people who play Minecraft don't give a rat's ass about "Steve"
Caan we turn this thread around and make it about smash headcanons?
>We rose up once before, and we will do it again.
you sound like the kinda guy who would tell a kid "power is everything" and take the last box of twinkies on a store shelf
Imagine being so obsessed with Steveposting that you do it well after the meme is dead.
Right away boss man
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ashley wouldnt belong, k.ucked
Based, but bluepilled
Fpbp, thread should've ended here.
Let's do it, fuck stevefags.
>the majority of people who play Mario don't give a rat's ass about "Mario"
>the majority of people who play Zelda don't give a rat's ass about "Link"
>the majority of people who play Sonic don't give a rat's ass about "Sonic"
>the majority of people who play Metroid don't give a rat's ass about "Samus"
>the majority of people who play Banjo-Kazooie don't give a rat's ass about "Banjo-Kazooie"
Why does this happen
we can't, but we should try
Minecraft Steve ISN'T a real character, why is this so hard to understand?
Sounds like Captain N Simon
char·ac·ter
/ˈkerəktər/
noun
1.
the mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual.
"running away was not in keeping with her character"
synonyms: personality, nature, disposition, temperament, temper, mentality, turn of mind, psychology, psyche, constitution, makeup, make, stamp, mold, cast; etc.
2.
a person in a novel, play, or movie.
synonyms: persona, person, role, part; dramatis personae
"the characters develop greatly throughout the novel"
>We rose up once before, and we'll do it again.
Do what again? Win? Because you haven't even got a sticker in Smash.
>Companies have made last minute decisions based on profit before, and here will be no different
When the fuck has this ever happened? The only time I've ever seen anything remotely close to this is when licenses expire or if a company stops existing and no one has the IPs rights
Do we know how old are the characters in smash?
don't get me wrong i respect Mario, but the guy has been doing this shit for a couple of years now and i dont buy that Bullshit that he's on his mid 20's
Okay
>"Anime swordsman" bitching about Hero dies down.
>Steveposting returns.
Then how the fuck did these get in and continue to show up?
W-what are they going to do?
Real talk, Steve is a zero personality nobody that acts as a self insert for all of one session before changing your skin and gives the game nothing of significance, hes not even a character its just a basic fucking skin get over it
>Real talk
>posting the wojak version of steve
How the fuck did this shit thread get so many replies. Why do you tards keep feeding these disgusting creatures. Also bearded OG Steve is the only good Steve.
Because people like Minecraft, not Steve. People like both the characters and games from Banjo Kazooie. There's also the long lasting fan demand to consider. Thankfully Nintendo understands, at least sometimes, that giving your fans what they want is good for business.
Simple. They're Japanese Nintendo characters, just like everyone else. Banjo is a western character. He's practically deconfirmed at this point.
oh you know
Then why are you using an image from Minecraft Story Mode?
Ignore the faggot and post art.
>Because there's a legitimate chance Banjo could be cut and replaced with Steve by the next direct.
Put me in the screencap!
>Because people like Minecraft, not Steve.
this
In a weird, autistic way OP is almost admirable.
The battle is long since lost, but he continues to defend the fort.
Godspeed, you deranged little man.
>dracula and death giving devilish stuff to the smash cast just to fuck with simon and richter
i can dig it
How the fuck are you idiots still replying to this shit? This is the reason steveposting hasn't fucking died yet. You idiots. keep. fucking. replying.
>why exactly is the most popular video game character of all time being shoveled
Just you wait, faggot, Mario'll get his Smash invitation someday.
Amazing post
user, seek help. This isn't healthy.
so steve only exists because of the fart fetish books, since he's not in a novel otherwise?
i mean, we knew you were wierd, but...
Defeat stevecancer with wholesome pictures.
NEVER EVER
Literally who?
Mods need to make steveposting a permaban. It's not funny anymore, go away.
there's something cute about thesse two that i really like
But what about the Squid boy?
cope
was it funny at some point?
In the first week it started, yeah. Then it became autistic.
Haven't seen much art but I would like imagine he runs around with Ness and Lucas getting into misadventures.
NO STOP BULLYING US! WE'VE ALREADY WON... THERE'S NO EAY SAKURAI WOULD CHANGE HIS MIND R-RIGHT?
ill defend it all i want i like my character more then yours i don't give a shit how popular he is
what would his moveset even be? hes just a fat guy in a hat
lol still pushing this delusion i always knew stevefags were retarded but you just posted proof
>the most popular video game character of all time
I didn't even know that this guy had a name until people started shilling him.
Steve is Western too
nah you actually lost
Goodnight Yea Forums....and sweet dreams.
These threads are always surreal as all fuck. Surreal but enjoyable.
nah it was never funny
So wholesome. Everyone so happy to see the real icon come back.
Why are the dog and duck showing them their ass?
ironic shitposting is still shitposting nigger
Is Captain Falcon reaching for Banjo's ass?
Next DK/Rare character that gets revealed next game, I want a follow-up to this running gag of everyone hanging out at DK's pad. DK, Diddy, K. Rool and now Banjo & Kazooie just chilling until someone else shows up.
its his smile, change my mind
>roosterfags still seething at steveposting
Why haven't you killed yourself already? The E-Celeb showed you how it's done.
>We rose up
And look what it got you LMAOOOOOOOO
minecraft is boomer too
proof
With how Banjo's been lifting how could not want to admire those thicc bear cheeks?
Flail around all you want. Argue all day if you want. Use whatever dumb narrative you want. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, Banjo-kazooie will still be in and there is nothing you can ever do to change that. Everything you Blockheads will ever say will always be countered with 3 words.
They. Are. In.
Man Stevefags are going to be on suicide watch when the next fighter is revealed to be Goemon
Ok. Lets say that Nintendo, SEGA, Bandai Namco, Capcom and every company working on Smash Bros has the power to remove their characters from the game.
Why the fuck weren't Cloud and Hero removed by now? Square Enix clearly hates working with Nintendo and it's likely that Dragon Quest will get no spirits and 2 songs.
Hot take: unironically using these shitty Steve images proves that Minecraft is the worst.
Holy shit you're telling me that... Sweden is located in Japan and not in the West?!