Why is it that in 2019, no game comes close to having a wide selection of choices for animal/vanity companions other than World of Warcraft? Most games give you a motorcycle with the appearance of a horse.
Animal Companions
Jonathan Carter
Andrew Morales
do not trust horses. fuckers always got me killed in RDR2
Wyatt Nguyen
Why are women so into horses?
Owen Price
Why do horses have such clean assholes? Read dead redemption even has it
Gabriel Reed
You just know.
Christian Williams
>tfw no cheetah buddy to go fast and beat on dumb zoo bait posters
Mason Mitchell
YOU JUST KNOW
Dylan Bailey
BIG
Tyler Torres
BHC
Nolan Ward
good diet
have you never had a shit where you barely had to wipe?
Isaiah Walker
The reciprocating anal sphincter they have is so efficient that, i shit you not, engineers studied it to invent a self-cleaning ice cream extruder.
Nicholas Watson
Yes but I do anyway, good diet is part of it but horses literally have really advanced assholes
Jonathan Young
>humanity is peak of evolution.
My... oh wait.
Easton Kelly
>humanity is peak of evolution.
only someone who doesn't understand evolution would say that.
Andrew Ward
>you will never have genetically modified horse genitals and a horse anus in your life.
Lucas Wright
Says who?
We are top of the food chain because we learned to invent shit to compensate for our physical shortcomings.
The only thing humanity has over other creatures is opposable thumbs and supreme physical stamina and temperature regulation.
Gabriel Hernandez
That and, yknow, our personal and collective social intelligence.
Kevin Long
That goes without saying, of course.
Mason Smith
Really bro no way? Foodvvv???
Ayden Garcia
Please post more cats (species unimportant) with their sclera showing. I like pictures of cats with their sclera showing.
Oliver Myers
yes this is cat meow meow
Camden Howard
Fuck off, dog sclera are boring.
Luis Wilson
QUADRUPLE NIGGER
Austin Hall
because people tend to get more emotionally attached to animals in video games than the actual characters, and evoking a feeling of sadness when it does/gets fucked up is a bad thing (unless you're trying on purpose to do that)