TRAPS ARE GAY

TRAPS ARE GAY

Attached: 2DEF41F5-60CB-4B51-A4BD-DCE5308A8081.png (529x666, 603K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/2ASIdHs9ZmQ
youtu.be/RxVBi7u74PQ
youtube.com/watch?v=O1Sx7B5WnDo
discord.gg/srrNxhM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

God damn you Jinzo, I laughed

You just activated my mirror force

Attached: 5101Omhyo+L.jpg (348x500, 49K)

Lol

what do you mean? so when i have sex with my girlfriend, is it gay or straight? am i a faggot who only has sex with women? surely people who defend the witcher 3 are bigger faggots

true
but what about futa?

Attached: 1558928336906.png (686x732, 14K)

Attached: 516kRd6hkUL.jpg (308x450, 55K)

Gay if it penetrates a dude
Slightly more gay than normal straight sex if male on futa

YOU CAN'T ACTIVATE MIRROR FORCE WHEN JINZO IS ON THE FIELD YOU FUCKING RETARD

>blocked

NO MORE TRICK

>kaijus your Jinzo then summons 5 Link monsters for an OTK
get with the times grandpa

What about futa on futa?

Do you guys prefer old Yugioh with more turns that took less time or modern Yugioh with less turns that take more time?

It would clearly kill him and remove so it's okay then faggot.

Yugioh that didn't require 20 spell cards and fusions just to OHKO the opponent

Modern because i enjoy making my deck into a flowchart instead of looking at my card and just getting the bigger monster out and setting a trap or using a spell when I get it.

So La Jinn equips Axe of Despair and attacks for game?

THAT'S NOT HOW JINZO WORKS
YOU CAN'T ACTIVATE TRAPS WHEN JINZO IS ON THE FIELD

No, you activated mirror force. It's your card. You're the one who decides to activate it.
This whole "you activated my trap card!" meme makes no sense. Your opponent cannot activate your traps.

Attached: candy_shota.png (2305x1167, 931K)

Traps are not gay.

Attached: file.png (225x350, 170K)

Technically there are some trap cards with requirements to activate them that opponents can fulfil, which means at the very least they helped you activate your trap card.

Attached: checkTHISout.png (954x814, 1.62M)

Attached: 1516845864662.png (542x771, 62K)

A little of both really. I tend to like long duels that doesn't involve stalling or at least longer than modern yugioh but I also like a good quick duel for when I just want a quick game to play. Sort of like playing a round of solitaire or something. I think my problem with modern Yugioh though could be fixed if they just increase the life points a bit, 8,000 just seems way too small.

Attached: 1556079059972.jpg (813x1185, 711K)

AT WORK OR PLAY
TRAPS ARE GAY
THE CONVENIENT STORES OF
SPEEDWAY

Attached: speedway.jpg (1600x960, 157K)

Dezeff is streaming YGO
youtu.be/2ASIdHs9ZmQ

Jinzo? More like get that shit outta my face lol

Attached: no.png (300x435, 277K)

>ruins your game

Attached: ParasiteParacide-RP02-EN-C-UE.png (400x586, 479K)

>free Link fodder
Thanks bro!

Up to sychros was good.
After synchro gameplay and art direction fell off the cliff hard

What if he draws the card and never declares it?

Attached: 1562117010797.png (1920x1080, 1.32M)

I want a Parasite retread that lets you flip itself and drops a token on the player that summoned it to the field after the initial flip. The player that gets 3 tokens put on them loses the duel

>Implying traps are gay
Jinzo isn't even a Psychic type so he wouldn't know.

Attached: Screenshot_2019-04-28-16-48-25-1.png (1062x720, 438K)

It's face up in the deck so you can see it in the deck

It's face-up in the deck, duh.

>He doesn't remember

Attached: 300px-AlligatorsSword-SS02-EN-C-1E.png (300x438, 251K)

Cope - the post

I can't understand what is written in that card of course wouldn't remember

I fucking love meme cards

Attached: 1538190373644.png (402x586, 389K)

Denko

Attached: 1496105492421.jpg (600x600, 342K)

Attached: ash_b_gone.jpg (552x310, 21K)

Dat lissard man can swing his sword fasta dan da speed da sound

I ACTIVATE MY RITUAL SPELL CARD
I TRIBUTE 3 MONSTERS

Attached: B5A2E0EC-7E84-4617-94D0-69AA30803A54.jpg (382x557, 47K)

That's not how it works you little shit

So if we use different sleeves i can see when it's coming up and just use one of the millions of cards that say to shuffle the deck?

You can with Bait Doll but then you negate it anyway

Attached: BaitDoll-BP01-EN-C-1E.png (400x588, 481K)

>use convulsion of nature
>now the parasite is face-down when you draw it so your opponent can't see it
What now retards

Attached: ConvulsionofNature-DB2-EN-C-UE.png (684x1001, 1.74M)

Bros I love YGO and the community it has how do I get into it?

if you play this before parasite has gone through the initial flip would the original owner get infected when they draw it?

>sleeves
What part of "face up" are you too much of a room temperature IQ retard to understand?

Download ygopro or go on duelingbook so you don't pay for cards without testing them first. Cimoooooo on YouTube is pretty s oy, but he shows simple combos for modern decks in an easy to understand way.

Good, the less convoluted a Card game is the more approachable it is.

You can see the color of the sleeves from the side you mong.

What is the most high IQ card?
don't you dare say Water Dragons

Attached: TrueExodia-YMAB-JP-OP.png (540x830, 839K)

Can someone make a Stand of Jinzo?

Dark necrofear

say what now?

Attached: Bastion-DuelAcademy.png (447x348, 385K)

>every card sleeves is uniform in size and color
I may be every type of stupid you can and can't imagine, but you are literally one step below me.

>If the only cards you control are this card and 4 "forbidden one" normal monsters your opponent wins the duel

Buy why?

lmao he'll just use MST and negate it

>>every card sleeves is uniform in size and color
Who are you quoting, retard? If you're gonna call others stupid, at least stop putting words into other people's mouth to try and save face.

i don't like boards that stop you from playing, like pendulums. the current meta is really good because we don't have stupid shit like firewall dragon that builds unstoppable boards. salamangreats are consistent, but don't build insane boards and those are being played a lot, which is very cool. links however were very poorly thought out as a whole and really anti-fun when you want to play an xyz deck. but otherwise i really much enjoy the more chaotic current meta.

i laughed out loud at this shit. how do you find these? or did you make it

it's a joke card. the card art is meant to be what exodia would look like if you only put the 5 forbidden one pieces together

Attached: yugioh nope.png (555x789, 23K)

I'm always mixed about Links. Sure they did away with things like the extra deck toolbox, but then most decks became who can make their unstoppable link wall first. SPYrals where a clear sign of that

>Jinzo used her in filler

Is he /ourguy/?

Attached: 109 [Noah & The Virtual World].avi_snapshot_03.33_[2015.12.02_18.10.03].jpg (608x464, 55K)

youtu.be/RxVBi7u74PQ

mst negates was some of the funniest shit ever

Attached: 1518974551556.png (542x771, 21K)

I-Is Spyral still relevant guys?

Try emulating the old games(some are bad), check out duel links, check out the old anime

spyrals were the first of its kind for the most part. they were quickly cut down. they obviously don't want that shit to happen, as they tried to stop it by banning around firewall dragon. firewall dragon still let it happen, so they had to finally ban that dumbass, and recently trashed summon sorceress because she's also a thot that built unstoppable boards.

i think it's cool that we have an extra deck that we can easily access at any time, but it's very busted because of it. they keep adding too easy of cards that are too good which leads to those unbreakable wall scenarios, but they also add a lot of cards that really help an archetype so it's hard for me to hate or like links. i do prefer MR4 to MR3, though. not sure why. links are just cool.

Playing some anime shit like e heroes or rainbow dragon turbo is probably as high iq as you can get

if you're interested in irl play, try out dueling book and talk to those guys and their discords.

if you're interested more in online yugioh, get ygopro percy through their discord and the discord is really active.
i'll also play with you on ygopro ;)

why do all of these fuckers put their music way too loud.

great minds think alike.

Attached: Anthrosaurus-LCJW-EN-C-1E.png (450x654, 534K)

it's fun seeing people that aren't super into yugioh talk about the actual card game and not the anime tho.

>have Unity in my hand
>take a shit
>proceed to wipe my ass with just my hand
>offer you the handshake

hehe....your move....

Attached: YuJoFriendship-JUMP-EN-UR-LE.png (400x580, 589K)

That's the psct relinquished. THIS is the original

Attached: Relinquished-MRL-NA-UR-1E.png (400x580, 566K)

you don't actually need to shake hands, you can just say whether you accept the handshake or not
the rule was made because of neckbeards

Which one wins?

Attached: yugioh.jpg (885x650, 299K)

Depends on which is activated/summoned first.

If jinzo is there first he wins otherwise skill drain takes priority

the day of reckoning

Attached: rip.png (584x119, 13K)

Whoever was first

Ah I knew I was right and that fucker was hoodwinking me every goddamn time.

whoever smells the foe first wins the match

Day of the soap draws near

no they're monsters

Attached: TraptrixRafflesia-MP16-EN-ScR-1E.png (474x695, 827K)

*laughing effect veiler*
so much for gay traps.

not really, because 99% of the time it devolves into the shit posted in candyshota.png.

Why are "you win the game" cards always so shit, I just want to look cool with gimmick puppets

I haven't played for 10 years, why is this card which no one played 18 years ago a thing?

>Trying to argue they aren't gay
>By posting the card that shows them all horny for each other

Basically a while ago insect decks got a boost. still fairly shit, though some people use them.

try playing venoms.

i'm so glad they got support for level 8 and then made their only new good xyz a rank 4.

the card is decently prominent in duel links, the mobile speed duel app (don't play it if you want pvp, you have to pay $300 to even get a chance at 3 essential cards to a deck)

Was this card even good

I played it and my friends would call me weevil underwood

Back when playing it with Insect Barrier was considered a broken combo amongst your school friends.

no, but its fusion was...the one that nobody summoned by using relinquished.

this card's text was so long the whole effect didn't even fit.

Attached: 131953.jpg (308x450, 42K)

it's decent removal but compared to the fusions it's too difficult to get onto the field

What was the best duel in the show?

What if I use skill drain to counter jinzo summon?

Why is the community always filled with minorities and poverty? Always afraid of shit getting stolen. Its like the same type or crowd as the fgc minus the trannies.

For a card game, why is the community so different than magic. Not saying magic has a better community, both smell like ass.

Attached: i went to college.png (357x368, 139K)

it's fun as hell is all it is. it never has and never will see play in the meta because it's a ritual card. all other versions of it do see play tho.

Jinzo's Summoning doesn't start a chain, so you can't chain skill drain's activation to Jinzo's summon.

You can negate the summon entirely with counter traps like solemn judgement, but once its summoned it stops traps from being used, so no.

Thanks for the advice. Once I get battlestation ready I'm going to look into this

poverty might come from it being weeby idk. the minority aspect i'm also not sure but i do know it's super popular in south america, so maybe that translates to the US if that's where you're from.

>Implying rituals can't be meta

Attached: 687664.png (640x960, 1.23M)

i think most people here know the TCG more than all 5 or however many shows they had. 5D's was my favorite series tho. i really liked the first duel against akiza.

INJECTION FAIRY LILY IS PURE
PURE

Depends on the futa. Vaginaless "futa" is 100% gay, you cannot refute this because it is true. Futa with both sets of genitalia is subjective but still sort of gay. True futa is optimal sexuality regardless.

>being so insecure about your sexuality that you have to constantly re-assure yourself [X] thing is gay and even post it on a chinese cartoon basketweaving image forum

I could fuck a dude right in the ass and still be more straight than you OP.

Attached: 1561466173615.jpg (840x558, 91K)

>Yea Forums
>Making anything
It's a repost from fucking facebook

If she is pure
why dont she have her own archtype, like DMG?

what if no position allows you clear view of said area? do you safely assume it's there and continue on or do you have to see it or risk being turned gay on the spot and start sucking the nearest dick

Attached: 1561658597401.jpg (1024x681, 95K)

Most of the MS paint cards you see floating around were made on /tg/. I made like 10 of them.

>anime-only secondaries
How is that possible when the anime/manga is the primary source material? You do realize that the TCG came after the fact, right?

>implying that garbage can be considered an archetype

FACE-DOWN ATTACK POSITION CHADS REPORTING

Attached: DarknessApproaches-SRL-EN-SSP-UE.png (300x435, 249K)

>have to read an entire book + memorize a million different rules/conditions/summons/fusions/whateverelsebullshit just to play a childrens card game

Attached: 1561866341154.jpg (669x479, 49K)

so like every card game ever?

>expecting anyone to follow the rules

Hearthstone was actually really fun and good in the beginning. After Naxx things went to hell tho, Gwent is also good and you don't need to read a story for each card to get it.

Your situation is retarded and you're retarded and gay for suggesting it. I bet you exclusively fap to dick-only futa. Just go be a faggot elsewhere user.

What’s the best YGO DS game? Just picked up Nightmare Trabadour and YGO WC 2011

>yugi gave joey the time wizard card just so he can pull some random bullshit out of his ass when fighting him to not lose

why did joey allow this? it doesn't say anywhere on that card that if played dark magician suddenly turns into something else

Attached: 126412359123.jpg (236x236, 8K)

didn't magic try to have simple glossary terms for each monster, and then it just went the same road as yugioh?

>Only way to make rituals meta is to give them a free banned Synchro monster on turn 1

your fragile sexuality would be crushed if you're fapping to a futa and suddenly she lifts her massive dong to reveal no pussy. i bet you would put on a skirt on the spot and go be the towns cum dump

/dlg/ here

Don't play duel links, the meta is horrible

Attached: heres ur OTK bro.jpg (1440x2960, 1.86M)

>Konami forgot this card existed and had to go "nuh-uh it doesn't work on Links cuz I said so"

Nigga Yugi attacked his own spell card at one point
If the game allows it then the game allows it

No, that's what you have to do to have an idea of your opponent's strategy.
To just play the game, know how chains work and how to read Problem Solving Card Text correctly

yep

Attached: 1562813865166.png (889x915, 497K)

I dont think applying logic in the anime is the best idea, especially with yusei and yuma literally inserting cards into their decks midgame

>not getting the joke
retard

yea i guess there's a ton of bullshit in the anime. still, i was rooting for joey and yugi straight up betrayed him there

youtube.com/watch?v=O1Sx7B5WnDo
yuma vs nasch
yuma vs astral
yugi vs atem
judai vs kaiser
yusei vs jack
yuya vs sora
yuya vs reiji 2
yusei vs placido

discord.gg/srrNxhM

Attached: 1562777792094.png (1447x2046, 3.61M)

Season 1 had a lot of weird rules (monster attributes and types having bonuses and penalties, no tributes required, everyone played with 2000 LP and that stupid catapult turtle thing).

What is this?

Attached: heeho_hwhat.gif (250x188, 445K)

Also Pegasus said that Duelist Kingdom's rules were crazy as fuck, so a lot of shit flew because he made it so.

This is true, traps are the gayest thing there is

It logically follows that reverse traps are the straightest things there is

Attached: shot thru the heart.png (298x649, 121K)

>Not a thunder type
>Not a light attribute
>Dark fiend
>Lmao it shoots lightning because I said so and your damp moth is destroyed

Attached: 51VXEcJRpML.jpg (300x424, 44K)

that's literally all the rules konami makes. i still think the idea that targeting is a property is retarded. if you pick a card, you should be targeting it. because of this negating targeting is fucking useless because nothing targets anymore.

want another arbitrary and retarded rule? if you special summon an extra deck monster by a method other than what's intended and it goes to the graveyard, you can not special summon that card from the grave at all because you didn't summon it via the intended method first.

kaiser vs yubel easily, dont even try to refute
idk if it was my teenage angst, but that guitar ost as zane died fucking hit me like a truck

kaiser vs yubel is fantastic.
>zane

Attached: season 0 summarized.png (1848x1064, 351K)

Outside of the shows, the GX manga has some great duels.

Attached: 17.jpg (1456x1064, 210K)