Here's your controller user

here's your controller user

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>Not enough buttons for fighters and driving games
Get this shit outta my face.

There's no sticks. What kind of shit is this?

Putting the "pad" in "Control pad"

the "stick" is below

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>no sticks
>select/start like a palm's length away
>can't reasonably press the R/L triggers
>would get super hot from the bodyheat making hands even sweatier than usual
>would likely also have the girl's face in the way of the video game
Trash.

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>>no sticks
nipples.

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>Wanting 3DS style sticks
trash.

The nipples are on the D-pad/face buttons, so that's not a good place for a stick, meaning it's unusable

>no joysticks

>you're the controler

You are all idiots, obviously you moves the breasts themselves in place of the sticks.

I want to see a top fighting game player use this while it's being worn by someone

But what if the nipples are inverted? While clicking the sticks still work?

>expecting anyone to know how they work

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>when your mom tries to keep relevant with your hobbies

How would you hold them then? Just straight up palm grasp, with you thump on the start/select, and then index/middle finger for the face button and d-pad?

This is cringe.
Even as a 100% hetero man, this is very cringe

PSWHORE HAS NO GAMES

Probably because the picture is of a fellow man wearing a bra

don't just don't

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>Even as a 100% hetero man
user, I have bad news for you
your gay lol

I'll play the controller while she plays with my joystick amd throttle.

Work it like a hitbox

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That's kinda what I thought at first, but makes more sense, even if it's unconventional

Alright, I stand corrected, this is a new revolutionary controller.
Ship it, boys.

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user is insecure about wanting to fuck his mom

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Flying head.

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The body is a hindrance in the pursuit of freedom.

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Why don't you put on a shirt and get me a real controller. There are video games to be played.