Mom walks in

>"at least he's not gay"

>"Honey what are you looking at?"
>Just playing a game mom
>"Is it porn?"
>No mom
>"Alright, please do the dishes when you can pause it then honey."
I miss my mom
;-;

we had this thread dozens of times already

Pick one.

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>she breathes a huge sigh of relief as she confirms you are not a faggot
>she begins to cry because she knows you'll never give her grand kids anyway

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>dad walks in

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Yeah I'm 27 and live at home. What are you gonna do about it pussy?

Left.

Every single one of my siblings moved back home at one point. I'm not pushing myself out until I can actually afford it.

My mom once walked in on me jerking off. But I hid everything before she saw. Came in my pants while talking to her. It was weird.

Kurisu is /ourgirl/

>mom pushes your cousin off a cliff

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>"Oh, sweetie.. Why are you watching things like that when you have me?"

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>mom start to asking questions

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yooo

>DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH YOUR TEACHER!?

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that mom was really hot and young looking

sort of the same here once while I was visiting them, I was jerking at 5am and she just suddenly bursts through the door asking what I do? The fuck mom? I´m not 100% sure if she actually knew because I was half hidden below the blanket and actually watching some random youtube video.

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that fucking manga is giving me so many bad feelings and I still cant predict what the fuck its going to do.

mr wilson?

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Childhood is idolizing Kurisu. Adulthood is understanding Mayuri was best girl all along.

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>bites lip
>puffs up

>Mom walks in

>sees me sleeping with two girls
>gets my laundry
>one of the girls mentions that my mom seriously does my laundry for me
>mom tells them she cleans my room and does my laundry and cooks my food because I don't know how

what a fucking horrible day.

>oy vey goy how dare you not pay me rent

Mayuri is literally and unironically retarded

>post off-topic incest
>okay
>post trap VN character
>okay
>post underage video game character
>delete thread and ban
HMMM I WONDER WHAT COULD BE GOING ON HERE??

Same as all women. Kurisu is a childish fantasy written by a man who doesn't know how women actually behave.

Whats the source fellas?

I know, it's great.

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Nobody noticed your mistake in the demon's souls thread at all

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These threads you've mentioned are dependant on the mods. I've seen all of them either getting deleted or archived.

MO-MOMMYYY!

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why is Kurisu so perfect, lads?

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How's your virginity treating you?

>living at home
Well yeah, where do you live retard? In a cave?

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yuria is the best girl. i saw you in the other thread.

>mom walks in
>starts cleaning and you can't pause

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chi no wadachi

how does that guy manage to shower with her with out the kurisa bitch not freak out?

Um... user

>Having a threesome without inviting me

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Wait I thought the left one was a guy

assuming you're not trolling, in that timeline hes a girl.

Hot.

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I want to fuck the tuturu girl

Wtf?!?!

Mayuri has the better body, but kurisu's personality gets me rock hard

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Mother/son skinship. Nothing wrong here.

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wrong character lol

kill yourself lol

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>Skips right ahead
GAY

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what? are you sure you didn't skip some pages there?

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>tfw mom is 110lbs boomer with no meat on her skeleton

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how does this feel?
i mean with a girl, not incest shit.

?

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but who is the true mom if you other "mom" is a tranny

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adults lived at home with their parents for most of human history. It's only recent in history in America that it was a thing to move out at 18, and now the trend is reversing again. There's no point on paying (((rent))) and (((debt))) when you can live at home until you're financially ahead, sufficient savings and such

just do it lol

Magically become right and fuck left

>erping
>almost about to cum
>mom knocks on the door and says she has a plate of apple slices for me

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Read the rest yourselves fags. There's like 5 chapters that are 50 pages each.

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I told you before mom I am not going to cuck dad

>dad walks in

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hmmmmmmm sounds like neet thing to say

I gave up my powers but I wish I hadn't. Maybe I could smite moneyhungry cunts like you in a few years if I'd only been patient.

hi

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>Not posting your Discord

too obsessed with facebook

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Start fucking mommy

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It was the only theesome I ever had. It was with two shy loser girls I met at the library I worked at.

It was ok but I had no idea what to do.

Which body type Yea Forums?

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whats it called

both are fine, later has more potential tho.

>living outside of your own home

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Fat?

>Sudden jump cut to sex scene

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Kaa-san Janakya Dame Nanda by horsetail

no. skinny,pale, no tits no ass, one had glasses one had long black hair.

I'll go with C, D and E: Dump the whore

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thanks

>mom brings you into her office for "take your kid to work day"

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Maho is for Manhandling and headpats.

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Sounds LEWD. How did you convince them?

heh

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Neither.

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I work at the library, saw them mostly every day and helped them out, turned out they were losers just like me so I pretended to be chad took them to my place to study and I guess being fit just helped me get with them. Though big problem was that one of them actually liked me alot and told me to start dating her so I did turned out she was a huge nympho and didn't want me but just wanted to have sex all the time.

Jokes on you my mom is dead.

what the fuck does kyaaaaaa mean

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Mayuri is for breeding and pumping her with at least 3 kids.

Kurisu is for being fuckbuddies on a big city

do people actually like this show

It's a signal for the watcher to kyaaaaaaaal themselves

>just wanted to have sex all the time
>big problem
bruh

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I do. It's fucking stupid.

Id be more shocked that zombies exist

She shrugs once, thinks at least he's not gay and walks out of the room.

user. I'm around my early 30s and she was barely 19. As you get older you can't keep up even if fit. She got a nuvaring so we could have bareback sex but even then it was just too much when she drags me back into bed when I need to do errands and go to work

Kurisu is the cutest and sexiest.

Wrong, Kurisu's hotter.

When you'll get older you'll realize that having sex literally all the time isn't as awesome as it seems in middle school and it can get to be a chore.

>mom gets horny

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The 'move out at 18' was an affordable dream available only to a certain subset of the population in a very certain point in time. There is literally nothing wrong with living with your parents as long as you're doing something to help out. Taking on massive amounts of debt and stress is not worth it to uphold some archaic societal norm.

I see how that could be a problem, unless you're me, and you have no problem edging for five hours straight with unhealthy levels of T.

help

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we were having a great time here are you fucking ruined it, fag.

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>having your screen somewhere where it can be seen from the door
lmao, idiot

>edging for five hours straight
nigga, you are going to ruin the veins of your balls.
varicosele i think is called.

Kurisu

Mayuri is for headpats

This kind of complaining is like a fat American bitching about indigestion to starving vagrants. Please have more compassion for your horny wizards in training comrades on 4ch.

>play halo 3 on my 360
>inbetween loading screens and lobby I edge to videos of oily dancing japanese girls on my PC
>the playlist runs the entire time (porn is muted)
>just finished edging and big team battle on that desert map starts
>suddenly 20 seconds into the game my older sister walks in
>she instantly sees the computer screen and says "user what are you watching?"
>everyone in my Xbox live party hears it, friends instantly start roasting me hard asking questions about who the girl voice is
>my heart starts racing and my face turns as red as a tomato
>at this point I'm already 5 hours into edging and my dick is begging for release
>standing up and stopping my sister is not possible, getting up would reveal my massive boner
>I'm like paralyzed trying to figure out what to do so I continue playing the game and try to explain to friends that its just my sister teasing me
>as she passes in front of me I catch a glimpse of her cute ass in her tight hotpants which makes my dick even harder
>she watches the sexy dance and then suddenly turns on the sound
>music starts playing and my sister begins to dance like the girl in the video
>the dance is very erotic and she gets closer and closer to me
>she shakes her hips and has her pussy all up near my face and bumps her ass against my head
>then she asks me "how hard is your dick?"
>realize I forgot to mute the mic
>second later friends start roasting me hard sister starts laughing
>feel like passing out from the massive boner, the shame and adrenaline
>sister dances out of the room I turn off the console get my dick out and jerk off to the moment
>blow a massive load in one of my sister panties

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>mom gets sold to yakuza to pay gambling debts

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I believed you until this post

why do you have this saved?

I just turned 25. Still a KHV. I'm way past the point of caring anymore

I have pics.

that's it

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Why anyone would consider this "Hot" or "acceptable" by any means

Silly anons, you wouldn't do your mom right? You wouldn't risk the embarrassment of having to explain that you would love to get a hold of mom's massive breast despite being old enough to not need to get milk from them anymore would you?

I remember there was this porn video they made of an actual mother and daughter doing oyakodon who got in debt and forced by Yakuza to pay them off. Anyone know what exactly I'm talking about?

>thought it was an overhead view of a man sitting down from the thumbnail
oh...

Cause I paid for the album?

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I did too, with yakuza tats on his back. I opened the image to see the tattoo designs...

>20 years and he never brought a girl home

>Get proud that her son isn't a fag, virgin, but not a fag

Milk doesn't come out anymore. Still though, childhood habits are hard to stop.

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yeah i do
a thread on /t/ had the video for a while, don't think the thread is there anymore though

>he doesn't know

What the fuck dude.

what the fuck

I'm out

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What is wrong with weebs? Seriously? You guys need fucking help. Do you guys have a life or are you all just weird shut ins?

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>I have no mouth and I must sceam

Was it the daughter that brought them both into debt or the mom?

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Why do millenial men want an older woman to be their sexual caretakers while they continue to be lazy NEETs? It's fucking embarassing. This mommy meme fetish didnt start until recently, but I'm pretty sure it's due to these weak beta males not moving out and their mother being the only woman they talk to

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well i'm about to head out, goodnight everyone

Porn addiction. On God, this is the road it leads you down, eventually.

I came here for the titties but now I lost my boner

fuck you all

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Jesus Christ

sorry man don't remember at all honestly

Intelligence is sexy. Corrupting intelligence is even sexier. I want to turn Kurisu from a creature of logic and reason into a lust driven animal blinded by hormones, fucking her brains out while we share her saliva, hold hands, and have her legs lock around my waist. I want to finish inside her as many times as I can muster, before collapsing in exhaustion, and falling asleep in her arms.

Mayuri? She's already kind of retarded. I'd give her a headpat I guess.

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Pull out my tazer and electrocute him right in his dick.

Don't you just love when you can fap to the plot?

Based chinese artist. Shame that I need to resize these. 4channel doesn't like 8k images

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She neither

>dad walks in

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>This mommy meme fetish didnt start until recently
Oedipus is over 2000 years old, retard.

Why do I even still come here? I need to take control back in my life

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but user i have severe emotional problems

kek

Oediupus fucked his mom accidentally, he wasn't begging for mommy milkies as a child and wanting to be a lazy shit while his mother ruled for him

I have a really bad fucking feeling that someone is going to post something that will kill us all.

PLOT!

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well, i think i've see enough of this thread, good bye Yea Forums, see you some other day

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B. Being hospitalized is nothing compared to being cucked.

what, this?

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I think Mayuri is way better looking, but I feel bad about lewding her since she literally has brain problems and the mentality of a child.

DUDE WTF

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jesus christ user for fucks sake

p-please user..... t-think of the advertisers.... think of moot.....

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Sauce nao user

I swear to fucking christ I'mma strangle a motherfucker if I think this is what I think this is.

why

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>Jannies will leave this thread up while deleting my on-topic thread

I hate this place.

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>ITT

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Spoiler it

>Actual CP
Fuck off

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That's easy
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

>Those pics
Wait how did you pay for that artist? I heard he was off the grid and shit. Also is it true he did Chinese Biology books?

I'm sorry you don't live at a home, user

>Wanting a face full of your mother's breast
You're weird.

i kinda liked the story at the bottom.

just end my miserable life

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i think i don't have pubes fetish anymore hahaha

Mayuri is my wife so her

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>thumbnail
mommy didn't raise a retard

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in my day we just called that your dad

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Laugh

How do I get up in my single mom's guts and play vidya with her? Start by taking her out to little dates?

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damn, never saw booty movements like those.

You must be an edgy 12 year old incel

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Jeez, talk about having your head up your ass

>chinese artist
so, he just draw what he sees daily?

>Akari will never be real

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Kurisu sure does make you horny.

Bought from his pixiv booth.

Sadly English translations lag behind.

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Bro you are actually fucked up stop posting that weird shit

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Mayuri is the kind of girl that's fun because she's a fictional character, but if you met her in real life, she would annoy the fuck out of you real fast.

Dis nigga really living on the edge, he must have a 4channel Platinum account that makes him evade bans. Good thing I was already desensitized to Imperial Cup and the weird human brain jar fetish people have

mod exterminatus when?

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MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSS

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Chinese Biology Book user, keep going I want to see how far you can fuck the sun. Post the human brain vase for me

Never most likely. Mods will intentionally let shit threads stay if those threads get spammed by someone who thinks they are doing a public service.

>this entire thread

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MODS DELETE THIS FUCKED UP THREAD NOW

what was it?

>most of the new images so large that paint crashes when trying to resize them
you are running out of RAM, you have a shit computer.

Well, if anything, this thread is pretty nostalgic.

I fucking hate this website so much.

>ywn have a Kurisu gf

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Why are jannies so quick to delete vidya threads but the moment a bait or whatever this thread is now pops up it takes them a long time before they notice, or they don't even delete it at all

Steins;Gate is a video game like it or not

The other brain vase you cuck

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Oh noooo

Jannys wait until the thread hit's peek and then bans anyone who posted the shit in bulk.

I know that feel.

If someone throws a shit fit and goes all "MODS DELETE THIS THREAD" they tend not to just to spite that one person who isn't even a mod.

okay the one with the 5 paragraphs of backstory and justification, jesus how many did he make?

Why is girls touching each other without much regard for intimacy so fucking hot?

I liked it. It has it's moments. You need to go in embracing the fact that it's kinda dumb and the main character is a brat. It can be funny at times, and other times shows an emotional depth that I would never have expected. All in all, 6/10.

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Play the Chaos; games Yea Forums

Hey, I think I've read this one before!

Nah, it's just a waste of time. Not even funny.

based

why is kurisu showering with another man?

>jannies finally did their job
He'll be back...but you did it for free

Dont remember that one. What did it look like?

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Yeah right, they don't do thread bans even though they should be mass banning everyone who replies to off topic threads
The real answer is that they like seeing Yea Forums shit up. It amuses them to watch this board get shit on. None of them take moderating it seriously.

this looks like one of those mobile game ads

Because you're a virgin who wants a non-threatening, innocent non-slut onto which you want to project your own lack of experience.

Rude >:I

>He hasn't played BLACKED: The Game

>mods already deleted other shitposting threads the past hour
>mod is deleting posts from this thread constantly already BUT they still leave the thread up

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Only if you consider being a virgin to be wrong.

it looked like blueprints or even an advertisement I don't even think it was the imperial cup series

I'm not though, a girl that was 19 years old stole my powers when I was 14 and stupid. I just find girls touching each other without it being "taboo" because its "invading my personal space" and "yucky" to be so fucking sexy. I guess I just like women that don't have any of the stigmas society thought me I should do.

Steins; Gate is a video game, son.

How can 3d pig whores even begin to compete?

by being tangible.

what the fuck even happened in this thread?

look up imperial cup on pixiv and you'll know 1/10 of what happened

good guro
im not fapping to it, but the level of detail was amazing.

Using thread as a Honeypot to trap shitposters

k brb

>Open thread expecting either mass deleted posts or porn thread

At least Yea Forums never disappoints.

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Had similar happen when I got a call from work. I stopped jerking to answer but started cumming after I accepted the call. So I was listening to my boss complain about inspection requirements while I was shooting ropes onto my sheets and I tugged for a while during the back and forth. It was surreal and I'm just glad that she was a woman.

REMINDER that for some reason, it's perfectly acceptable for minorities/migrants to live with their families well through their 30s, but when it's whites its suddenly shameful, virgin, disgusting, etc.

Really makes you (((think))) doesnt it?

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right easy, but i would still fuck Mayuri 1 or 20 times

pixiv.net/member.php?id=7603871
It's in chinese, so here's the sauce you stupid animal

they can't

Get a job

seethe

Get a job

so this person lives in my town. odd

literally nobody thinks that because all normies think living with your parents no matter what race beyond the age of 20 is pathetic

.

which does absolutely nothing unless they plan to mass ban all posters in the thread.
which does nothing anyways since 90% of the board posts from their phones and will just evade anyways like they do with every ban

No it doesn't. Move out and procreate. stop killing our race you inept fuck.

Shut up virgin incel creep.
Go get a job, a wife and a huge loan for a huge house.
Stimulate the economy, you parasite gentile.

cope

cope

>Mexican family lives with 10, fucking TEN people
>They have a strong family unit
>White family still has 1 son living with them into his 20's, making for a family of 4
>Wow how pathetic he should get a job
>Bootstraps bootstraps

>t. 30 year old single mom

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See
Why pretend you're some fighter for the white race as you sit at home crying on the computer all day while living jobless with your single mother.

Meetkö asuntomessuille?

>that face people make when they ask where I live and tell them I'm still living with my parents
>all they can say is "oh"
It's okay anons at least its comfy r-right, who needs independence anyway

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Mom?!
You're alive?

>thread is still up

It's not my fault men don't have there shit together, ugh.

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WHIRRRRRRRR

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I do have a job tranny. Now what?

I KNOW YOU FAGGOTS AREN'T POSTING VIDYA
YOU'RE ALL IN BIG TROUBLE
I'M CALLING THE MODS RIGHT NOW

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Try again, but this time have a strong sense of family and anything going on in your life.

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Oy vey, this is merely a coincidence, Anonymous! Delete this immediately!

>I do have a job
>tranny
No you don't. You outed yourself.

stop being American

What is a "job tranny"?

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In my country you don't leave home, the house becomes yours when your parents die.

Yo dawg we heard you like shit post so we put shit post in your shit post!

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Shut the fuck up, Buckingham Palace. Your tourist attraction piece of shit. YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK.

...

Its getting late wagie. Shouldn't you be going to bed instead of arguing with neets on a mongolian beef forum? You need your rest.

This is a very American problem, which is why Migrants usually don't have any kind of stigma.

hot.

oh look at that more excuses. Wasnt expecting that from the spineless faggots.

>bro just make more babies, sure everything is still kiked and those kids are going to grow up zogged but at least whites get to live as jew cattle for longer, they are needed to keep the system going
Nah, whats the point in having more kids if everything is still shit, you have to fix society before you can even consider having more kids

Finally, I can fuck 2 girls at once.

>could have a comfy life at home, helping grandma
>due to shit job prospects have to move in another city and spend half of my salary on rent

Posting thicc thigh alchemist girl because jannies don't like her for some reason

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>Do something you faggot
>"oh look at that more excuses."
American education and brain power are at a all time low.

Seething wh*te boy.

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>Tells me to get a job
>I have one
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>cave
>home
Choose both!

>he lives at home
>he's not a homeless Chad

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>lie
>people don't believe you
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I don't care about jews or whatever conspiracy, and I see non-whites take this attitude too at times, when the people moving out are really focused on themselves and look forward to the future and all that.

What I don't see, are these people whom promote moving out and becoming independent ever caring for their family and elderly as much as those who stick with the family. I don't see them ever working to pay back their parents (not due to obligation or guilt, but simply because they want), I don't see them willing to give up having an entire house to have open sex with their wife so that they can spend time with the whole family every day and cherish those times while their parents and grandparents are still living in this world.

No, all I see are couples who move out and want some private space even when on occasion the parent's house is more than big enough for another 6 people to move in. I see couples who have made it big but other than offer a nice retirement home to their parents, won't bother to buy a big house or mansion or even live in the same block as their parents so that they don't lose their connection, no instead they see it as too tethering, too uncool.

And you know what? That's perfectly normal, I've felt it, you've felt it, everyone feels it. It's not something to be ashamed of, especially when not everyone has the greatest of relationships with their family. But I can't help but wonder why people actually take pride and promote their lifestyle of living away from their parents if they can afford to keep it at minimum compromise. Is seeing your parents and grandparents faces every day too sickening?

Currently I support my parents, my father's grandparents, my mother's grandparents, and my sister and her husband with my wife and kids. I pay the bulk but everyone else naturally chips in as well. I won't say I'm perfectly happy as there are indeed drawbacks, but I wonder if anyone would believe me when I say I don't regret it.

what do the moonrunes say here?

dont try to convince me. Im not the one that has to live with it.

>Stop complaining and MAN UP so you can raise me and Tyrone!

this is very classic Yea Forums at the same time very odd as no one is yelling the full "nigger" around

Yeah, something is off. Did we shift timelines or something?

Is the janny seriously still sitting here in this thread deleting individual posts while the thread itself stays up?
The sheer fucking incompetence. Unless the mods are all simultaneously jerking each other off (which I wouldn't be surprised was true) there is literally no excuse for this thread staying up as long as it has.

You guys spread bubonic plague across half the fucking planet. You're parents expect more from you.

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Probably instructions or something. Do you REALLY want to know?

...

lmao this nigga doesn't live in his home??

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MD5-search on an archive with OP pic, and you'll understand.

>thread turned into a mommy thread
>then turned into guro
>now its the joos
What next?

I doubt he is a Mongolian

based and underrated

lonely white hands made that image

so are mods just taking Friday night off?

Death

>whats next
yuri

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This thread was never going to be about video games and it hasn't been about video games for the past hundreds of posts, it should have been nuked on sight instead of being effectively babysitted by a janitor getting his kicks by keeping a shitposting thread up and blocking attempts to get reports going so its gets deleted.

All in a day's work at Yea Forums

>Women suck
>Video games suck
>EVERYTHING sucks
>No motivation
>Nothing to look forward to
>Anons in this thread still want me to do something
no

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>he thinks they don't do this kind of shit on purpose

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This.

I guess we get what we pay for

I bet you haven't even reported anything.

Well of course I have. Your next line is gonna be "Rule 7"

>Are ya winnin, son?

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>but I wonder if anyone would believe me when I say I don't regret it.
In "the old country" my family owns land and has a sort of mini neighbourhood built in the centre of their land. Each couple has their own modest house but there are also some common buildings. While employment means family members may live in different countries even, home is on that land. Though recently the oldest generation has died off and one of their children who always tried to be "independent" is trying to challenge the will and gain complete ownership. Matters are made worse by another child trying to gain controlling interest but not complete ownership. The two seem to be trying to work out a deal where the first one will own it all and buy out everyone else with most of the funds going to the second one.

Deep sea creatures are fucking weird.

What a shit thread.

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What is this sorcery

>this fucking thread is still up
mods what the fuck are you doing?

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i can't help but laugh knowing someone payed for this to be made.

This kind of complaining is like a fat non American bitching about indigestion to starving vagrants. Please have more compassion for your horny wizards in training comrades on 4ch.

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that's the plot of the game

>not fucking your sister to punish her later that night
C’mon man, she was asking for it

Oh grea

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Paid you third world nigger.

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I finally watched Stein's Gate a few days ago and loved it until it got to the shitty kiss scene. Was that really fucking necessary?

Damn that sucks.

how the fuck do you live anywhere else than home?

Oh shit

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I went from grossed out to interested to all this art.

I love moe moeka!

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Try being 30 and literally living at work. No, I don't mean that I just work all the time. I literally sleep and bathe there.

Remember anons, there's always someone more pathetic than you.

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People pay for crazy stuff.

This sold out.

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Im running blind here dude!

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let me guess, they are getting that dog ready for a nearby girl

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My stepfather is french and he dragged my mom with him to live with his parents. He's nearing his 60s.

wtf you coudl buy an entire fursuit for that

>I support my parents
Absolutely fine
>my father's/mother's grandparents
Uhh
>my sister and her husband
Borderline cuckshit. Leave your siblings to fend for their own finances. At the very least, I hope you're not devoting large percentages of your paychecks to them.

Is that a fucking heart surgery scar?

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When they come home from the bar and they're all alone...

My mother lives with me in my own house that I own. Is that the same thing?

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>Furries pay over $5000 for basic art
Thank god gacha hasn't to furries yet, can you imagine the of monstrosity that would be released onto this world if somebody created a furry gacha

Wrong half of the planet

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Probably catching sperm for artificial insemination. Note the condom.

why did you post a dude in a dress

More like this

Explain.

white girls fuck dogs

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can you imagine the of monstrosity that would be released onto this world if somebody created a furry gacha

Uh, you're kinda behind.
Though I dont know of any straight ones.

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>USD

m8, that's almost a year worth of neet-dollarydoos. Is furry port really the cash cow it seems to be?

With furries it's a case of the artist's popularity and how much of the the commissioners can vicariously experience by getting said 'famous furfag' to draw their stupid shit.

They're literally paying for the illusion of importance.

YOU

but why do it out in public

Steins gate sucks Dick

GOT

Pretty sure Brazilians fuck dogs the most.

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hot

Looks like a backyard.

MAIL

See this is exactly what I'm talking about. You people have absolutely lost your minds in purity. There is no good will as far as I can tell from you, all that matters is saving face on this delusional niggertry. I pay for my sister and her husband to stay with us because my parents and grandparents want us to stay together and watch us and our kids grow up day by day. I pay because my sister had it hard and had to sacrifice finishing university just to pay for my education. I pay because I enjoy spending time with my sister and I never have to worry about jack shit cause I'm not so degenerate that I get boners just because of hugging as siblings.

This is what I'm talking about. Everything you people base your logic on, does not come from the viewpoint of family. It comes from your viewpoint of 'proving you are a man, and proving you do not support losers'. I am not gonna make fun of that, because again, I understand where you are coming from. But can you see where I am coming from? Where you want to keep the good times rolling? That perhaps to some people, the most enjoyable time isn't when you are fucking your wife every chance you get all over the living room but actually enjoying time together as family? At the very least based on my wife who had very similar views to yourself, she seems to have changed quite a bit having lived with my side of the family for so long. That's not to say she doesn't enjoy being away from her family at all, but she has confided in me many times that she sometimes wishes her family (which also shares the same viewpoint as you do) could sometimes be more like mine, because she misses being her parent's lil girl even when she's over 20 years old. She wants to be able to brag to her grand parents every day and show off our son instead of every few months due to how far away they live.

But if you think that paying most of the money I make so I can get such happy times makes me a loser, then whatever. Wish you a good day.

Google toadline bully and you'll understand.

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What a shame.

It gets better. I'm 30 and the way the chicks are where I used to live I was better off that way. I moved a couple states and the women are so good I feel like I should have moved years ago.

haha fag how can you afford hookers and blow if you waste all your money on fuckin FAMILY? LMAO @ ur life

And to think when my older sister found my porn all she did was ask why there was so much rape.

post the story where you raped her

why WAS there so much rape?

Cause he likes rape duh

The rape was all hentai I got from one of my friends it was good shit but pretty much all rape I asked him about it later and it's just his fetish.
I just told my sister that's just what happens in the stories for it and that it's not real so it's whatever.
She just didn't ask again and I started using a different browser and deleting my history every day

Mayuri, Kurisu can go with Okabe

Why are mommy gfs so good, lads
Such a basic archetype shouldn't arouse my dick and heart so much

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>fetish
I think rape fantasy is too common to be a fetish

M-mods!!

Yeah ironically found out later from one of her friends that my sister is a huge fan of rape play. Still don't remember how it even came up

Probably when you were raping her

Which one's mom? Are they going to have a threesome?

This thread was a fucking trainwreck.

What is this from?

>comfy mommy thread gets deleted
>this one is still up

In 2019 vanilla is considered a fetish.

it's not fair...

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me

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Same.

I need a mommy gf!

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mmmm

And she doesn't pay rent with money right?

as if both wouldnt end up happening while you're unconscious

>homeless nigger

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>mom walks in
>she herself doesnt wear underwear

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Renting is fine, but don't fall for the mortgage meme.

You're a good user, keep it that way

>They've avoided lawsuits for 15+ years
How does Facial Abuse do it?

I think quite a few people fapped to that CG.

If my apartment is not home then what is it?
I don't live at my parent's home.

did that game ever have any explicit full penetration sex?

No.

new boy baby waway :3

>E: Dump the whore
incel, have sex!

>F:Tell the tranny to kill himself!
Kill yourself, shemale!

thank goodness for 4chanx now I can sleep a happy man

The image is not loading for me, did something happen to fireden?

>this shitstain of a thread is STILL up
The mods are so fucking garbage.

>mom says the kinetic anime was better because the VN jumbles the chain of events across different forks to where everything gets muddled

Yeah, earlier I had a long time where fireden did not work for me either, like 2 weeks. When asking only like maybe 2 people had the same problems as me, and I got no answers anywhere. Then all of a sudden one day, it worked again, nothing done on my part.

So here's hoping it works out for you user.

The art is seriously normal doodling with a filter slapped on top. I bet if you google, you could find the filter to use in Photoshop for your own doodles.

One of them are an actual retard, so it would feel awkward being with her.

This thread is horribly offtopic, but at least its not a shit fetish porn dump.

You missed it.

>but at least its not a shit fetish porn dump.
because some shiteating janny literally sat in here for hours babysitting the thread and pruning the shit fetish porn that was meant to generate reports and get the thread nuked, instead of asking a mod to delete the thread.

Janny literally aided and abetted a shitposter. Or perhaps he made the thread himself and got his jollies off on annoying people with it. "Look at me, look at me, there's a shitpost thread and there's nothing you can do about it! Teeheehee!' What a sad fucking faggot this hotpocket huffer must be.

I host woke up, how is this thread still up?

Guess its a matter of time for my end, thanks for answering.

>missed the porn again

Enjoy your rp

>400 posts
>0 story time

>its still up

yes I live in my home

how do people manage to move out at 18 and for what reason, how do they balance school and job? do they affort rent only by living with some random people? because I doubt they can affort rent just by themselves

Lmao at your family hating you

>not having a well paying office job or living with your gf or having your parents buy an apartment for you
stop being poor wagie

>23yo and live with my parents
>work to save up money
>got a message just the other day that my former classmate is getting married soon and he's inviting me to his wedding
>he just finished uni and still has no job
>been trying to find one for over a month but no luck
Why do people do this? Why not just stay as a couple until you got your shit together.

>there are people ITT who still use vanilla Yea Forums
fucking how?

>when you can pause it
what an angel

My mom is a hot succubus who's an amazing fuck. Fuck yes I live at home.

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I LIVE AT HOME STILL
DON'T PAY MY PHONE BILLS

This. And oddly enough, that certain point in time was when America was more socialist than at any other time in its history, and yet the boomers who created the "move out at 18" idea are among those who scream the loudest against people like Bernie Sanders.

>that certain point in time was when America was more socialist than at any other time in its history
Nani?

>tfw no mommy gf

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Both scenarios will result in her cheating on you with giganiga, the difference is one gets you hospitalized

The 50s and 60s, basically.

remember people who tell you to move out have parents that literally pay for their education and sometimes rent.

the only thing my parents got me was a well paying job through connections
stay seething poorfag

Every one of you is wrong

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>In April, play Steins;Gate
>in spite of getting the true ending which is rather happy, be emotionally stunned for three days after
>this might not be for me
>July comes
>plays Flowers (Printemps)
>be an emotional wreck again
>it's only been 24 hours
I need to stop torturing myself.

artist name?

wow, they actually compromised/gambled their credibility for you with nepotism, that's just extreme.

why are anime boys allowed to walk in on their female friends naked without any social consequences?

its happened to me before irl

this looks dangerously close to Alma Elma

Free Warm cooked food everyday
Free Water
Free Heating
On the quite country side
Parents dont mind, hell they even want me to stay and not leave
Whole attic is mine

I will fucking leave when I want

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Living with parents is fine as long as you work
I could never see myself doing it though

sauce my guy?

>Thread is clearly nothing but shitposting
>tons of deleted posts
>Is almost about to reach bump limit
>Cyberpunk schizo makes 20 different threads
>Smash threads are fucking cancer
>Dumbass E-celeb and shitty twitter screen cap threads galore
>Mods just fucking prune FFXIV threads randomly
>Idiots starting topics with fap bait in OP and is just waifu circle jerk shit and hardly any discussion
>Threads with inflammatory bait using the same format which leads to low quality shitposting
>Yet actual threads wanting to discuss video games get ignored
Why does this board even exist?

Reminder that incest is significantly more degenerate than transexuality

I feel like anti cyberpunk threads would stop getting deleted if they stopped using the image about the transsexual character options.
Not only is it fake news but they usually don't even mention it in the body of their posts so I don't get why they don't just use a different image

debatable

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The cyberpunk threads have legitimately been a dude reposting the exact same shit over and over. Guy even admitted to IP hopping in one of threads.

Kurisu for high IQ redhead children, Mayuri for comfy aunt who's always welcome to come restock our bananas at her own expense

Honestly it feels like the mods get a kick out of seeing this place get utterly shit on with pages of off topic garbage. Hell, I'd not be surprised if they took part in the shitposting themselves.

>Why does this board even exist?
The problem lies within the moderation, not the board itself.
If the mods do their job properly you won't see faggots making threads like the ones you've mentioned, they'll refuge to whatever board they'll fit in or complain about it on /qa/.

Maybe it's a falseflag to make critics of the game seem bad

nice

We need less moderation not more.
If mods stopped deleting videogame threads for no good reason people would be less likely to make off topic posts and there would be more other threads to push what off topic posts do get made off the board

That honestly wouldn’t be surprising.

post something so that I believe you
I'm interested

the "models" they use don't have their shit together enough to sue

Kek

>watching movie with mom and sister
>SUDDENLY OBLIGATORY SEX SCENE

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Bro, you got no business calling someone else a loser when you have your mom doing all your chores, I was taking care of my siblings and making dinner in elementary school. They were right to make fun of you. Also

>I didn't know what to do

Its sex, just with one more person, not that hard. Criminy this generation. Did you at least satisfy both of them or just tank out after ten minutes?

>not living on the streets like an adult
Manchildren, the lot of you

>I-I-Its nice that he has an interest in law enforcement

for me it's suzuha, and faris second.

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>ten minutes
impossible

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>they say "ara ara"

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Wait THAT's how I got that?
Shit, the doctor just said that shit happens.

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>Living with a filthy and money hungry roastie, instead of living with loving mommy

Kill yourself degenerate american kike worshipper

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Man, not even thirty huh? Are young dudes today just lacking in stamina or just forego any kind of foreplay?

Mom: "Oh my god thank christ he's not gay. Holy shit wow that is a relief! WHEW!"

>dad joins in

Societal pressure to tie the knot, same with having kids when your brain sends you all the signals no way in hell you are ready for a kid, either the father or mother. It's why the pro-life side often hides the high divorce rate, and dads who don't even see their kids yet live with their parents. It's a hard pill to swallow that it's just hard for everyone out there, so people will delude themselves into whatever rhetoric suits them instead of embracing the fact you ought to teach young people proper sex education and not stress marriage or having kids so much. But old values are hard to break.

>I had no idea what to do.
You had no educational material?
In 2019?
Are you fucking kidding me?

Oedipus Complex

>Why do people do this?
Its almost like there was an entire business industry what specializes on crushing relationships and families, while being profitable.

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Learn to read.

>play a hentai game
>mom walks in on the hentai part
hate when this happens

no

I want to fuck Maho

Mock you

>Older sibling stops schooling
>Works to pay younger sibling's schooling

You'd think it was the job of the parents to pay for their children's schooling, but nope, gotta make one of their kids work somehow

>inb4 the poster's a SEAmonkey

Schooling should be afordable to begin with
What the fuck is wrong with americans

SEA MONKEYS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST ESPECIALLY YOU FAILIPINOS

based user taking care of his parent(s)

Can I get a crop of his head and “Big butt hehe”?

Yes, of course everyone lives at their homes you goddamn idiot

Wow, had a good nights sleep and this thread is still up

You're right, the artist's literally done streams where you can see him slap the filter on in photoshop towards the end, but it gives the game a cool vibe.

You never spent much time in a library, did you?

It is really fucking stupid but in a charming, aloof enough way that it's likeable.

Kirie and Sylphin salvage it, but it's not really good.
I liked it, kinda.

how is this thread still up?

Not a sea monkey, they just got hit real hard by communists.

I was an emotionally broken for a month after Steins;Gate, that shit is powerful

>autosage
>page 9

Give it a few minutes.

Based late (you) just when I came back from errands to check my previous session.
Steins;Gate was sure powerful, but at least it has a happy end. The 3/4 point into the game is actually the most damaging, but it is swept away by the late game. I'm probably not going to do much this week end after Flowers.

Have you played Kara no Shoujo? It's pretty good if you hate fun and joy.

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No, but that was on my list.
How long do I need to wait after last VN in order not to an hero?

A week