Ordered a pizza

>ordered a pizza
>got my coffee ready
>got my doggos beside me
>finna bouta play some vidya
This be the life

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>constantly having to wipe your hands between bites, minding you don't get dust or cheese on your rig and knowing you'll have to brush your teeth immediately after finishing your pizza

Not comfy

>finna bouta
good bait

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>brushing your teeth
I just smoke menthols

>pizza + coffee
That sounds fucking horrific. Enjoy acid reflux, assuming you don’t already have it.

I gave your mom acid reflux kid

>ordered a pizza
>got my coffee ready
>got my doggos beside me
>finna bouta play some vidya
>dont know what game to play and end up not playing anything

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Drinking coffee while gaming sounds awful.

Whiskey is more better.

not to mention the fucking dogs salivating and begging for a piece of pizza

>totino pizza in the oven
>diet orange coke in the fridge
>cat on my lap
>Playing GTA: Chinatown Wars on my DSI
You're right friend, this IS the life

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>not getting your shit greasy and not caring because you'll clean it on sunday anyway
if you're not cleaning your rig and all your gear every week you're probably fucked, and all of your accessories have tons of dead skin gunking it up. If you want to know true horror, open up your mouse and look at the scroll wheel.

>grew up gaming for several hours hanging out with friends and eating junk food and drinking soda
>barely hang out with friends
>can only game for an hour or two before losing interest or question what the point of playing is
>can't drink soda as much because it messes up my taste buds or i'll regret it later
>junk food is just not appealing anymore and i'd rather stop gaming and eat a meal

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Grats bro have fun. Happy for you

>raining/snowing outside
>Got all the lights in the house off, curtains open
>Got some cookies in the oven
>Log on to play some multiplayer games with my best friends
>forget about the cookies and they burn to a crisp but that's alright.

RIP
I made some ricotta cookies earlier today, hope you had enough dough/scraps to make another batch.

What kind of dogs and what kinda pizza?

>no gf masturbating you while playing
Not complete yet.

How about this crazy idea. I have clean hands when I touch a controller or mouse so I never have to wipe Wednesday nights hot pocket grease off my expensive shit on Sunday.

user what do you think the doggos are for

Companionship.

play the fabulous line-up of playstation games

>masturbating you
Whats the point of gf then? At least use her mouth

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