>game is about delivering packages
>character is called Fragile
Koooooojiiiiiimmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Game is about delivering packages
>Sam will be UPS and throw her around
he's a visionary
brilliant
I'd let her handle my package, if you know what I mean
Woah
This game is gonna bomb hard.
>I want this game to bomb hard
ftfy
We'll bang ok?
BRAVO KOJIMA
This game will sell 10 million copies, despite being crap made by a talentless hack.
Kojima is a hack but it's a meme that he's great and that meme is enough for people to buy his games
GENIUS
It already has more preorders than any other Kojima game. Snoyfaggots will lap this shit up.
shes so fucking ugly
Admit it, the game looks fun in a bizarre way.
>character dies because she isn't handled with care
IMAGINE
>UPS
if you guys were wondering, UPS drivers make almost $100k a year plus you stay in shape and get to wear cute shorts.
in my city some packages get delivered via bike.
honestly looks like a nice job
what sort of egomaniac puts their own name on their umbrella
Mama is already my waifu
>via bike
the chad biker vs the virgin automotive prisoner
>Couldnt get Gosling and Stone
>Had to settle for Reedus and Seydoux
Kek.
I want to try being a postie, but I think I'd get sick of it after a week
it will be like mgs5 in that you go around an underwhelming open world waiting for the next cutscene, and there's no real story at all just a series of mildly edgy things like a man stabbing himself