>Console begins to warn about overheating
Console begins to warn about overheating
Zachary Long
Kayden Ward
>take disc out
>it's warm
Cameron Flores
>fan goes from silent to 100'000 RPM in an instant
Adrian Wood
>console
>overheating
If Snoy/Wahoo chinks and Xniggers can't design devices that use software and don't overheat, what's the point of getting their products?
Henry Perry
>turn on dreamcast
>WWWWHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Benjamin Parker
>90°F with 90% humidity
Anything can overheat in that shit
Carter Cox
That whir had soul
Sebastian Cooper
>rrod
Owen Foster
>*click*
>*WHIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>*BEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>*ERRGGGH ARRGGGH CRUNCH CRUNCH SCRAAAAAAPE ERRGGGGG*
David Reyes
Huh did I replace the VMU batter-
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Jack Kelly
>*click*
>*whhhhhhuuuuuurrrrr*
>EEEEEEERRRRGG
>...
>*RERRRRRRRRRGHHH*
>...
>*whiiiiiiiirrrrr*
>*WHIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR*
>fans blasting out hot air
>*RRRRRRUUUUURRRRRRRHHHHGGGG*
>Dreamcast logo comes up
Tyler Rivera
Never had this problem b
Jeremiah Perez
I've run a few burner programs on my laptop at a temperature higher and I never got even thermal throttling.
Jaxon Rivera
>grade 10
>playing on my brand new xbox 360, been going for 12 hours straight
>console super hot, but i dont want to stop
>remember friend saying wrapping a cool towel around it helps
>grab a towel, realize if its damp that may help
>piss on it
>wrap piss soaked towel around 360 and squeeze out 2 more hours before it overheats
Best feeling bros
Colton Young
>it actually does overheat
Jaxson Lee
>have kid
>just bought the little shit an xbox 360
>been in room all day
>glad he's having fun
>wonder why he hasn't at least gone to bathroom yet
>go to check on him
>reeks of hot piss
>leave
Leo Evans
>Play pic related
>Dreamcast starts vibrating across the table
Leo Smith
>have kid
That was your first mistake
Joshua Rogers
Which console does that? I've never had it happen to me
Parker Reyes
I was talking from the perspective of anons parents
Carson Roberts
Reminder Ricardo Milos has threatened legal action against people who use his video without permission
Mason Richardson
OH NO NO NO
Jackson Anderson
My PS4 sounds like a fucking rocketlauncher
I tried to return it but the pieces of trash at the shop pulled out some shady shit related to the garanty and now I have a coaster of 400 yuros
I'm literally never buying a console again
John Martinez
>moving files around
>accidentally drag over the E: drive
>SHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN
>have to wait ten seconds while the HDD fluffs itself up so I can move my mouse again
Alexander Davis
>install cheap PSU I bought off of ebay
>POPPOPPOPPOP *computer shuts off*
>PSU's circuts are fried
I'm lucky the rest of the PC still worked but my god that scared the shit out of me. Got me refund too
Brayden Turner
Learn how to take it apart if no ones gonna officially fix it anyway
Easton Turner
>take dick out
>it's ice cold
oh no my diabetus
Charles Reyes
>PC temps go up
>don't do anything about it
Carter Lopez
>Finally hack PS3
>Oh cool the CFW can show you the CPU temperature while you're playing a game!
>~80C
Ethan Carter
Did this with a projector lamp and it fucked the projector. You got lucky user
Brandon Hall
>playing Skies of Arcadia
>trying to get to a place quickly
>Dreamcast starts to whirl up
>just pause the game
>No more random battles.
Based Dreamcast letting me skip tedium when I just want to complete side quests.
Nicholas Torres
I've read too many horror stories about the fragility of the PS3 so now that I've hacked it I set it to let the fans run as fast as they want and I put the whole thing on top of a laptop cooler for good measure
Zachary Johnson
You're gonna create a vortex baka
Nicholas Price
Well he's got a lot of internet to sue
Benjamin Young
>3ds battery blew up
Jason Powell
Worth playing now? I just got a dreamcast recently my first go with one.
Jayden Diaz
>cheaping out on the part that can destroy everything else
it's a shame it didn't fry everything else
James Lewis
It’s extremely easy to pirate games for it. Go wild.
Blake Carter
My Xbox 360 was a fucking nightmare.
Landon Nelson
How/why does this happen
Owen Reyes
That's what I've been doing. Downloading and burning everything worth playing. I guess it's a "why not"
Levi Edwards
It’s because Nintendo cheaped out with the battery when the 3ds first came out so over time they start getting bigger, if you grab your old 3ds you might see a bump in the bottom
It’s easy to replace though, so if you have it don’t worry about it.
Benjamin Johnson
>Eject PS2 game
>Disc tray makes worrying grinding sound
Bentley Sanchez
Why are you playing games outside?
James Reed
>HDMI port on ps3 dies
>have to use 3rd party component cable I had for the ps2
>whole screen blinks black every once in a while
I swear to god if this other port also dies aaaa
Easton Morris
It was like a 400w PSU and I bought it for my old Windows XP system about 3 or 4 years ago, so of course it was cheap
Josiah Phillips
>Don't need a heater during the winter. My computer will do it for me.
Brandon Nelson
This doesn't happen on consoles.
Christian Harris
>windows xp
>in 2015
ultimate poorfag, retard, or both?
Thomas Johnson
>Have OG 360
>Brother plays it on a TV in the basement my stepdad doesn't want used
>Pissed stepdad throws Xbox and breaks it
>After realizing what he did my mom makes him buy us a new one
>It's the revision that supposedly doesn't get burned out by RROD
It's still going strong.
Hunter Morris
>playing TF2
>computer bluescreens out of nowhere
Jonathan Flores
It got so cold in my house one winter that I couldn't turn my computer on until I warmed it up by blasting it with the space heater for half an hour. Fuck winter.
Jack Brooks
God of War on my PS4
Isaiah Jones
The former. I didn't get my new PC build finished until like 2017
Cameron Sanders
>tfw couldn't play dreamcast in the morning growing up because it was so fucking loud i was afraid it'd wake the house up
Easton Robinson
I had a similar story
>had ps2 slim when they were new
>laser eventually breaks, gets replaced
>new laser eventually on its last legs too
>friend borrows the console for a week
>leaves it on all day and it dies
>friend buys me one of the then new super light slims to make up for it
And that one's sitting right next to me a decade later, getting regular use. I think the laser's dead by now but now there's OPL.
Jaxson Miller
>Turn on original PS4
>WHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Dust begins kicking up from behind it
>TV is inaudible under the sound of the fans
>Several picture frames shake off of a nearby shelf
>Dogs outside begin barking
>Ears start bleeding
>Room raises temperature by 20 degrees
Samuel Reed
>downloaded hatless mod for tf2
>all the mercs are naked for some reason
Nolan Gray
>have been supporting a game for a year while no one else did
>game finally pops up
>it's getting popular
>devs ghost me even though I didnt message them often
I learned my lesson.
Jose Carter
>Reach 100+fps
>Coil whine
Thomas Davis
>computer crashes for the first time you can remember while gaming
>spend the rest of the day and week paranoid if it'll happen again and what might have caused it
Owen Harris
cuckolded hard
Xavier Barnes
for me it was something to do with kernels, i also remember the number 3 being involved in what failed
Noah Allen
>put scratched game in
>start up console
>disc spinning
>disc stops
>...
>disc spins again and game starts loading
>mfw
Jason Sanders
This happened to me when i was playing my game and start feeling something hot and heard something pop
Noah Perry
Imagine that happening to you. The pot slowly getting so hot that your feet and hands get burns whenever you accidentally touch it. The water getting so hot it becomes uncomfortable, then painful and eventually insufferable. I imagine the thing that kills you in a scenario like that is a heart attack from the pain.
Noah Sanchez
wait till ya see this
Adam Phillips
>playing switch
>suddenly hear an high pitch sound
>search the room for it
>it's the switch fan spinning like crazy
>that shit is hot to the touch
Wait this can happen on a switch?
Jacob Richardson
>Play dancing game
>Console overheats
Eli Ward
Yeah I actually thought of that too while I was typing. That one's probably not fun either
Luis Stewart
>OG PS3s that became compact jet engines after a year of use
The sound of those fucking things was beyond reasonable. It was audible over my desk fan blowing in my face.
Ethan Edwards
what the fuck goes inside your brain that your first instinct to dampen a towel, so that it can cool something off, would to be piss on it?
Jackson Cruz
I think the worst is either that or scaphism, a method of torture/execution which involved sealing a person in a "boat" carved to fit their body (or a log) leaving their arms, legs and head exposed, then they get covered in honey and milk, and set out to rot in a swamp. The idea is that the person gets eaten to death by insects and rodents, very slowly.
Jose Adams
>AC2 disc with no marks
>Fucked up near the end of the game
>Take to GameStop for trade in
>They accept it seeing no scratches
Still wish I could have finished that game.