Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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>tfw no gf and you meet your new mormon neighbors

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Since Godot knew all about the medium bullshit business that the Fey family was involved, couldn't he just have Maya or Pearl channel Mia if he wanted to fuck?

Do you really need a gf, though? What good would it do for your life?

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>tfw no English release date

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>inb4 it's somehow buggier than the original
>inb4 it's somehow buggier than hm:ds
>inb4 "harvest goddess loves to play pranks" yes=no and no=yes again
>inb4 harvest goddess isn't weddable once again due to it being impossible to collect everything due to a bug

>Parents married when they were 21
>tfw 23 and kissless virgin

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He'd be fucking the medium too.

>tfw you love a girl but don't want her apart of your fucked up lifestyle so you give her up to a normie

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>dad fucked my mom the day they met when he was 17 and she was 16
>dad married her at 20 and had their first child the same day
>tfw 27 and haven't even held a girl's hand

even better then

Also in b4 token brown/black girl (they're ugly)

>tfw psycho gf

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Can I have her if you don't want her?

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>tfw magic sister-gf

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couldn't inflict that upon a fellow human being. try asking this guy

Want to spit roast her? :^)

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But he did, several times, with Pearl and without any channeling

>want gf but at the same time realise that my lack of knowledge about relationship despite being 24 would bore her to death and make her leave me or worse, cuck me
>that is, if I ever find a girl interesed in me that wouldn't be repulsed by my crippling social retardation forcing me to wait for her to make the first step

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now that you mention it, unless I'm forgetting someone hm:ds, even with connectivity to FoMT, both had the largest number of bachelorettes (though marrying a mineral town girl is a game over) and none of them were brown. in fact I'm having trouble thinking of what you're talking about.

what the fuck are you talking about

Mr. Wright, could please explain what did you mean by this?

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>be 26 khv
>kiss today for the first time
you can all make it

that would be rape

greentext storytime

I think it's your glasses and maybe cut back a little on the coffee you come off a bit psychopathic.

NO DELETE THIS

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Free sex everyday.

And once you realised you put assisted masturbation on a pedestal?

>sex is overrated.
>sex with love is rare and almost never found.
why even bother?

>you will never have a cute and loving asian gf that loves burgers
What's the point?

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>want gf but at the same time realise that my lack of knowledge about relationship despite being 24 would bore her to death and make her leave me or worse, cuck me
>>that is, if I ever find a girl interesed in me that wouldn't be repulsed by my crippling social retardation forcing me to wait for her to make the first step
At least try user... at least try

Now that's power.

it was a different time

neither will phoenix

Yeah, a time without internet and easily accessible porn.