I really REALLY want a Nintendo Switch but I don't have any money.
Should I steal one?
I really REALLY want a Nintendo Switch but I don't have any money
Christian Flores
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Gabriel Cooper
Do you know who your dad is? If yes then no you can just ask him for some money
Adam Perez
dress up as a girl and sell your boipucci on the street for $1 a pop
Connor Fisher
if you're black go for it
Oliver Butler
I am straight and white.
Nicholas Lee
No, you should work hard and earn it.
Carter Brown
knock out people and loot their bodies
Connor Powell
>white
>straight
whateva u say witeboi
Charles Parker
Just steal lemons and launder them into lemonade, it’s the perfect crime.
Nolan Diaz
Ask your wife to buy you one so you can have fun while her bull visits
William Reed
Fon't you mean pirate one?
Easton Murphy
I have one and I don't even use it. It's mostly indie shit and ports.
Caleb Peterson
Fuck off snoy.
Brandon Scott
give it back daquan
Dylan Price
>get caught
>have theft on your record
>literally never able to find a job because theft and sex crimes are the only things employers aren't willing to overlook
>all so you could play DOOM in 440p 15fps while you shit
Do it, OP.
Caleb Cruz
no
Leo King
is that Ralsei?
Jeremiah Mitchell
Ewww, a cut one.
Andrew Butler
>he fell for the property meme
brother there is a surplus of games houses cars and pussy in the world. go ahead and take as many as you need.
Samuel Foster
Hot
>that
>cut
Jayden Perez
He's not cut he's some disgusting fat uncircumcised seppo
Daniel Carter
It's so easy to steal, it's too easy, it's very exciting too
David White
Sell crack.
Suck someone's dick.
Sell something you don't need.
Go to a landfill, search for a broken switch and try to fix it.
Alexander Brown
Make a silly GoFundMe page saying how poor you are and you're sick and stuff and you just really want to have something to play but you can't and you want to have enough money to buy at least a used one for $200.
Some people actually give out money like that.
Ethan Lee
I've been considered drawing porn for money but I can't draw that well and I can't colour at all
Robert Gutierrez
Draw furry, people will pay you no matter how shitty it looks.
Logan Wood
Try 3D modeling.
Ryan Hill
sell feet pics
Nathan Reed
>go to any local restaurant
>ask to be a server or cashier
>quit after 2 days
And that's how you get a switch without being a complete scumbag
Nathaniel Allen
No I hate technology
Yeah I've been considering that
Oliver Roberts
You get what, $40 like that if you're lucky with tips?
Jeremiah Martin
Minimum wage is $14 an hour so without tips you'll get $224
Luis Nguyen
>Minimum wage is $14 an hour
It should be 15.