Lana Del Rey is gorgeous and did nothing wrong

does her pussy actually taste like pepsi, bros?

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be approached by one asking for a cigg and have your gay beaner friend fuck up any chance for you

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youtu.be/OAADnCCk64s
>ywn make her laugh

Kill me now bros.

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Why would it?

Get oughta here you fake slut.

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You'd be one of those dudes she manages to captivate. Nice knowing ya.

>If you post on Yea Forums, you aren't the kind of guy who gets a girl
ftfy

Pepsi is disgusting. Coke is so much better. Europoor fuck off

>listen to music about being sad
>wonder why youre depressed

>not wanting to make her cry out of happiness
youtu.be/DdiGekiibQ0?t=110

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Joseph'd

>Not SEEDED
You had one job, user. One job.

Cherry Coke > Pepsi > Coke

Prove me wrong.

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I'll see her on Benicassim in about a week!

formerly fathered

It's true she can't sing for shit live

You're gay

Vanilla Coke > Cherry Pepsi > Cherry Coke > P > C

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Wasn't she a hyper junkie that purposefully got people so high they went basically brain dead and did all this in the name of a hyperviolent militarized cult?

Be true to yourself.
But also be someone way more attractive.

I think you're confusing her for charles manson.

For me it is Taylor Swift.

cherry coke is not better that stock pepsi, otherwise good ranking my man

All these pepsi niggers wtf

ironically LDR would be the most likely to be on Yea Forums herself. she's a self proclaimed loser who's suffering from anxiety and panic attacks, as well as depression and who generally is an introvert who just wants to stay at home.

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why does she look retarded?

Pepsi Cherry is awful with a really pugent taste, but otherwise im okay with this

just like billy garish eh? fuck off fagola

Well its true. Black guys have bigger penis on average and natural rhythm and fucking ability. White guys try way too hard. You got dudes studying sex moves and reading books to compensate. It's pathetic in a way. We just want it naturally, boys.

fuck off billie eilish fag. lana is a refined women for refined tastes and none of that immature little tourrette shit.

go to church and mangle

I notice you don’t have vanilla Pepsi on that list. And that’s for the best because that shit is horrible. I don’t know how it’s so much worse than vanilla Coke

>and mangle
lmao

Just got into AoS because of WH:TW and skinks/lizardmen and kroxigor minis have been the most disappointing thing. They look stupid.
The dinos are great though.

Your wish is my command :)

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>she will never sit on your face
This is truly....Summertime Sadness.

>wafuing 3DPD at all in 2011+8
I cant decide which part of this is worse.

Not to mention all her boyfriends look like shit (even worse than me somehow) and they were addicted to WoW (which is again, way worse than me). Not to even mention I dated a cutie like her in the past and I shitpost on Yea Forums

VIDEO GAMES
youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

>all of her songs are about being "free" and casual promiscuous sex with older men
yikes no thanks

>he isnt a boomer
yikes, no wonder

literally all women describe themselves like this, brainlet

Rest in peace, sweet prince. Hopefully you get to spend your time in heaven playing video games all day just like you wanted.

I've never actually tried vanilla pepsi. Must be an American only thing

This

>mangle

Holy shit, don't do this.

That's every single "vaguely alternative" female pop star, user. Shit for girls with slightly above average IQ (105-110) to listen to and feel superior to the "dumb whores" they loathe so much. Trust me, I have spent a LOT of time around various women like that. If a girl listens to "moody" girl pop music then she has more issues than you can imagine and likely despises her parents despite being in her mid-20s.

Here comes Yea Forums, experts on women.

she cannot sing.

Wasn't she a talentless retard who went by another name prior to LDR, and when she bombed so hard she had a "make-over" and is now popular only because sheep don't remember her being an absolute atrocity with music. She still is, granted.

I thought she was pretty cringey

Katy Perry was a Christian music singer before becoming a whore, kys

Have sex

kys

>kys
Sorry, I don't speak Twitter.

I am legitimately an expert on women, AMA

Mingle sorry anons

>Nobody responds to him for nearly 20 minutes
>user gets so asshurt he has to respond
Good job, retard.

Must suck being illiterate, faglord.

Is she holding a brap in her hand?

how can i fuck ur mum

kys

Post her feet

Driving a tractor and having a meth adiction should do the trick.

You can tell estrogenic hands typed this.

I'm honestly surprised nobody posted Lana with black men yet in response

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Yeah, you'd think it would have been posted earlier considering this website is full of Americans.

He's talking about that bitch from FC5, not LDR.

Her theme song was the best.

UGH

We're talking about anyone aside from LDR here? Want to say that again?

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Blasted her face with a pump shotgun, a big grin on my face

Indeed, shame that fact is the only ray of sunshine from the abandoning of the "muh sekrit klub" rules.

H-hot..

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SFM when?

What would you want to see? I was thinking of making one with her model and a little boy, but not sure what pose and animation.

4 > 5

BBC facial

Go away, American.

BOGGED

Was it magic or was it drugs? Same question for Far Cry 3

Drugs.
It's just Ubisoft has a retarded concept of drug induced halucionations.

Literally wanted to join the cult because it would mean I get to be with her.

Straight up, I'm easy pray, just give me a innocent flower girl and I'mma doomsday scare the shit out of things.

>its another girl claims its suffering from "anxiety", ""panic attacks"" and """depression""" episode
you can't keep on falling for this everytime user

I love Lana

that's just her fucking celebrity image, it's fake just like everything else about her

VIDEO GAMES
youtu.be/45M0cz-9Nvs

well she dates niggers and white trash, at least she's consistent

She's the worst of the bunch

>claims
>was actually in a ward and closed school and has to regulary go to the therapist

Owow not just like all the other hoes

NO it means she's totally like me and not like the other girls! so introverted and tortured and reclusive!

The only way to tell if a girl is truly introverted is by smelling her.

what does a introvert girl smells like?

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like dried piss and lavender

This game had such kino loading screens and music

Absolutely horrible, those girls have no care for hygiene.
Their hair will also be a mess due to neglecting it.

she unironically does though, you can even see there's something wrong with her by her rapid weight loss and gain cycles

A mix between 4 month old piss bottles and unwashed underwear.

>That video where she fucks a black guy and has half-breed kids

Nice waifu, Yea Forums.

This is why you should only be interested in extroverted bimbos who have no other hobbies other than dolling themselves up

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That's the number 1 Yea Forumsirgin fetish tho

Lana is Kino itself.
youtube.com/watch?v=sxDdEPED0h8

She ripped off that Radiohead song, for one thing.

Check blacked.com

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this, can confirm

1 > All

Join a cult

Who is this whore?

lana del rey

What game is she in? Looks like a Civ 5 model with actual graphics.

>tfw no Lana gf

I unironically love her music

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Farcry 5, I think.

FUCK Joseph and FUCK Eden's Gate

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youtube.com/watch?v=Py_-3di1yx0

She's my guilty pleasure, nobody can ever know I like her.

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Unironically church.

shes a lesbian who hasnt figured it out yet. all her depressive cycles come from forcing herself to date men

Ultraviolence proves she wants abusive bad boy boyfriends

First time a guy shouting at shit at a concert has actually been based

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how do i become a 50yo boomer, dating juicy as fuck 19yo girls who think theyre deep thinkers?

Cringe. Fuck off you gay pride tumblr poster.

REEEEEEEEEEE LISTEN TO MY SONG

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Wait another 38 years.

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How is this relevant to videogames?

>Yea Forums not talking about videogames

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>reeeee dont ruin my fantasies

You know i'm right user. Every single time she starts getting depressed its from a relationship or trying to be in a relationship with a man. Shes trying so hard to be straight but in reality she just isn't.

im 35. but where do i meet and how do i attract them

I threw around Remote Explosives like candy during her fight, and I absolutely don't regret it.

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>smoking
ruined

FUCK

lets post 10 minute pop music epics before this thread dies
youtube.com/watch?v=unzWJWiCALA

yaasss queen tell em, lana is for gays only no cis straight white males

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Quick someone post her undies

you know that being passive aggressive is an exclusively female personality trait user? You should probably get off the internet and go hunting or something. Holy shit you are embarrassing.

Look after yourself, lift, and work in a store (maybe a book store) in a high class area or rural area. Once you see a girl like this, flirt with them. Chad friend of mine does it all the time, he encouraged me to try, and I got an american girl's number.

Far Cry 5 is the best Far Cry, don't fucking at me.

nice try pretending to be an incel to not blow your cover, but I already exposed you.

She looks awful in game. Her nose huge. Also she made people braindead. Evil

But what if I agree with you?

>pretending to be an incel
user i have to wonder the last time you left your house and got some fresh air because that's not what we were talking about at all and in fact you are the only one talking about me. This is about LDR, stop projecting your weird issues onto me.

Shes a self hating dyke and her behaviour 100% represents that.

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Plastic surgery ruined her face

imagine her lowering her asshole onto your dick like that

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Isn't that a girl who writes a new song every time she ends her relationship?

BOGGED

no, that's no ass, no tits Taylor Swift

i feel like legs should be held in the same regard as ass and tits (see most kpop girl groups), taylor swift has legs for days

Yeah, she's massively insecure and just couldn't stop with the plastic surgery. She was actually cute before.

>it's you it's you it's allllll for you

I'm looking at her old pictures and it doesn't even look like she had any plastic surgery. It could all just be make-up. Her upper lip does look a little fatter than in the past though.

Pretty sure there are sugar daddy dating sites. But do you really want some vapid moron who is only interested in money/social status? It might be fun to start with but you'll quickly realise you have nothing in common and nothing to talk about. Just masturbate instead.

fuck faith and fuck her dumb fucking bliss

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Everyone has legs you moron (barring the few people who've lost them in accidents). What a shit tier fetish.

i wish i was super rich

yeah and everyone has tits and ass. men have tits and ass. but men don't have long, smooth legs, they have hairy stocky legs. dumb teenager learn to appreciate the finer aspects of the fairer sex

In which order would you sort Marina, Lana and Melanie Martinez?

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how is this Yea Forums

Could just be a bad picture

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Marina>Lana>>>>Horseshit>Martinez

You've made the right choice. Mommy is eternal.

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lana is videogames