Ion Fury (Formerly Maiden)

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Get ready for comfy.

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We DNF now

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The dialogue sounded real crisp in the trailer

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>Formerly Maiden
DEFLOWERED

Should have called it Metallic Her.

But I still dig it.

>totally not a shill thread

Fuck anyone who complained about colored lighting in the late 90s. This looks so much cooler than the boring 'realistic' lighting we're stuck with now.

I love Iron Maiden

Thanks for the bump, dude.

t. 3D Realms employee

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Wait did they really lose the lawsuit from Iron Maiden?

Next time wait for more pictures of the game and fanart of Shelly

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>lose
"Settled" outside of the court. But basically, yes, they got threatened and couldn't fight back, so you can say they lost.

they didn't even bother trying.

No fucking way. Did they just give in to the record label kike lawyers or did they actually have a valid case?

She looks like an even blander version of an Imperial Guard soldier.

Those shafts aren't real lights, you donut.

If they really bowed to that stupid lawsuit they better be putting a whole fucking level worth of piss taking parody of Iron Maiden for getting pissy over it.

They probably just settled. A real court case would have dragged out and forced them to delay the launch of the game, whose development time has already gone way past what everyone what everyone was expecting. In comparison a simple name change, and nothing else, is a small price to pay to avoid getting tangled up in a legal quagmire for months.

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They kind of already did with the new art for the game. Note how Shelly is about to blow the fucking head off the Eddy-looking skelly in the bottom left corner

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It wasn't by the band themselves, it's by the record label.

Fuck off you faggot. Based Build Engine rises again.

ID Cucks forever owned. Build reigns supreme. This is about to be the best FPS this entire decade. Bringing classic old school level design back to the front. No regen health. No loot boxes. No faggot shit. Just pure classic pure game design.

It looks gorgeous, it sounds great. Kill yourself. Bombshell 4ever

Ion Fury (Formerly Sneed)

The game was set to release in one month.

Do you think they should spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and fight a law suit for years and delay the game indefinitely OR just change the fucking name? What would you do. Go ahead, tell us your big brained answer.

in b4 Samuel Jackson or The Mouse sue their asses

I Don't Know What Words Mean: The Post.

wtf, what are they then?

Is Bombshell any good or can I skip it and just wait for this instead?

Sprites.

The latter.

Nah, it's pretty bad (and also not a FPS game). I'd recommend skipping it if you interest in primarily in Ion Maiden/Fury.

soooo is liek hardreset only lik sprits n shit?

Only thing it had going for it was the protagonist's design, which is why they reused it for an entirely different game.

Why are there only 5 guns?

why did duke nukem only have 6 guns?

>still haven't found all the secrets but refuse to look for a guide

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Its one of its biggest flaws. You are only using 3 guns 90% of the time.

Oh, that one was good.

>tfw I found all secrets but missed killing 4 enemies so I had to do it again

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Should I get it? What kinda content is there right now?

4 Levels and 2 challenge modes, they're very good but not worth the asking price on their own.

However the price is going up on the 18th so if it seems like your kind of game you might as well buy it now.

what the fuck is that revolver
i like it

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Right now there's a preview campaign which consists of 4 rather large levels, and then 1 additional level that isn't connected to the other 4. Then 2 challenge modes.

I've played it a total of 7 hours already. But if you're just doing one playthrough you're looking at probably 1 1/2 / 2 hours of playtime. But you may as well buy the game now because it'll go up in price in a week.

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It's the Loverboy as seen here

Tri-barreled revolver

doom mod that does it better when?

underrated af

i dunno lol

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trrriple penetrator

(inb4 loverboi)

Hedon was pretty good.

Just played the first level. This game is amazing, it really feels like another Duke Nukem. The guns all feel so satisfying. The open areas are designed as combat playgrounds instead of just being open areas for the sake of impressing the player. The way the areas of the first level wrap around themselves and force you to backtrack while opening up monster closets and shortcuts on the way back is really cool, I love map design like that. And I like that they didn't hold back. Even the first level was a satisfying challenge, in fact I actually struggled with health in the first part while I was getting used to it. It feels like a Build Engine game for Build Engine fans. This is our game boys.

shoudav shot milk that would shortcircuit robots n shit too

Duke Nukem with Blood tier leveldesign. Not a compliment.

Can I use a controller?

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I'm hoping they'll continue to support this game with addon episodes. I'd happily pay ten bucks for an episode if they're all this quality.

They should've dropped the 'Ion' part and left the Maiden. She was supposed to be a fucking Maiden. But whatever the name of a game is the least important part.

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don't

Blood is a good game with good levels so it is a complement.
Anyway the levels feel more Duke Nukemy to me, just on a larger scale.

yes

It's getting a console/switch port so probably, the current build doesn't have it though.

i am recently knew about this, is it an old game or is the low poly intentional, what's the story behind this game?

It doesn't? The page days partial controller support so I wasn't sure what that meant

you can but why would you?

>Getting Build to run on other platforms
I didn't realize 3d Realms were wizards. Isn't the engine basically held together with duct tape and Duke Nukem's biceps as is?

Stop

they're using eduke32

From what I understand it only works in the menus.

You can use big picture mode to map your controller inputs to your keyboard and get it to work that way though.

Not in the slightest, fucking OP already made that joke, except without being so obnoxiously unsubtle

back to /r/PCMR

Well it's just comfort and circumstance. Id like to play it on my TV and I can display it there but the way my set up is I can't use my keyboard and mouse. The issue is mostly the mouse. I played Duke 3D with a pad and it's fine. I'm probably as good as you can be with a controller and it doesn't bother me especially in a game without ADS
That's odd. I guess I could mess with joytokey. I had to do that to aim in Mafia 1. Emulate the mouse

Back to le reddit.

>le reddit
you are already browsing it

everyone who knows game engines knows that BUILD is one of the most optimized and stable engines there is, not to mentione the most powerful 2.5d engine of its era, only surpassed by the rise of the quake engine.

Crashes are basically nonexistant unless the programmer is an idiot (Case in point: Redneck Rampage).

what? all i'm saying is the game is designed for mouse aim, not joystick aim. if you want joystick aim play TimeSplitters or Perfect Dark
>he doesn't have a mousepad arm rest for his couch
why do you even bother

The game as a female lead why does /veeeeee/ hate this game? The faggots here love playing as female.

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>BUILD is one of the most optimized and stable engines there is
Maybe if you're talking crashes, but in terms of actual mechanics (collisions, hit detection, environment construction) the build engine is held together with bubblegum.
And it's all out of gum.

I don't have a couch. Basically I have an L desk and my PC and stuff is on one side and my TV and consoles are on the other

>designed for mouse aim
>build engine
You just look in the general direction of the enemy and shoot, and you'll never miss.

I mean, it's a 2D shooter with hitscan. Many people played these games with keyboard aiming which is worse than a stick. Especially if you grew up with a stick and it's normal for you

that was the original engine, this uses a modified build

>why does /veeeeee/ hate this game?
i haven´t seen anyone complaining about the game

It's EDuke32. This game is primarily created by some people who made that extension, and other Duke Nukem modders and people. The whole game is a salute to Duke.

is it a demo or a full game?

So why did these cucks cave rather than fight to keep the name?

right now there's a demo episode, full game releases on the 15th August

What is this meme game? I could swear it got released in 2017, why is it upcoming?

Did they actually lose this case? Iron Maiden is fucking obnoxious.

>small studio vs multi million record label
think about it

preview episode was released in 2018.

They didn't go to court, they changed the name to expedite the release rather than getting C&D'd and tied up for years trying to fight it.

no mac version, no buy, sry folks

>Ion Furry
wtf what kind of name is that

THIS!
I absolutely dig the game but the new name really fucking blows. It's as generic as a Steven Segal direct-to-dvd title. Change it a second time, no one will mind and you will get yoru game into the news again. Like the other user said, definitely keep the Maiden part or go back to Bombshell and incorporate it somehow.

Atomic Bombshell
Atomic Maiden
Nuclear Bombshell
Nuclear Maiden
Bombshell 3D
Shelly's Seed And Feed: Formerly Duke's

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it's too bad the cuck behind this piece of shit frederick scheriber didn't have the balls to leak DNF 2001

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Can I punch your ugly meymeyface?

Maybe it wouldn't look like shilling if these same exact screenshots weren't being posted in every thread

i don't because she's cute and doesn't have a dyke haircut. her personality is meh though.

I don't like the minigun. It has way too low ammo and slow start-up. I was hoping they would show off a new gun or melee weapon in the trailer, lol.

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secondary fire spins the barrels

It's in early access technically, the full release is coming up soon.

>Shelly's Seed And Feed: Formerly Duke's
This I can get behind.

Fury still kind of fits if you know your Greek myth.

I will never ever forgive that coke snorting fat swine George Broussard running this into the ground with hist constant childish demands. I hope that lardpig chokes to death on a sandwich while taking a shit like Elvis, and they find him with a turd half hanging out of his purple colored fat ass.

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the Maiden had to stay. fuck that boomer band of cvcks

Big fuck-up on the rename. Ion Maiden was kind of memorable. How many games have maiden in the title? Fury, that shit is fucking everywhere. Makes it sound like another bald space marine game.

I like Ion Fury more than Ion Maiden, Ion Maiden was too silly a title.
Bombshell 3D makes a lot of sense, but they wanted to distance themselves from that title since those games are essentially failures.

they should have renamed it to Fuck Iron Maiden and released it straight away

>but they wanted to distance themselves
Then why make it a prequel and not a reboot?

and then he gets dipped into a vat of acid, shot out of a cannon into the sun and then burned alive from the suns ' smoldering hot temperatures.

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Duke's jetpack and Blood's jumping boots. You don't see pickups like that in games anymore

>Not changing the name to Dudest Priest
Missed opportunity desu

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I like how both of them completely broke their respective games, maybe less so with the jumping boots, but still.

a prequel is basically a reboot.

Some say break. Some say grant imaginative freedom.

because when they do the sequel for this they can erase from history the other title

Rename this game, Yea Forums
Ion Gal

Sjw game. Devs changed her entire design to be pc. Nope.

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Dudeless Priest
Metallic Her
Mega Beth

>unironically defending Bombshell's design

Shit taste.

Wait wasn't this the DOOM clone with a busty guardswomen?

It's a Duke spinoff with a cyborg chick.

Dream Teat Her
Anne Trax
Mötherhead

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Why did they make the woman so ugly?
Isn't she supposed to be some sexy bombshell?

she's wearing power armour I think

Okay, but why would I want to play as a woman wearing power armour?
Literally the only perk of having a female character is sex appeal, you kinda throw that away by putting her in a metal burka.

stronk duke 3D level 1 vibe. will definitely pirate this, for old times sake.

I think it's regular Earth Defence Force armor.

It's an FPS so you don't really see her anyway.

Attack of the bleached blonde biker bimbo's would have been a good title. Missed opport.

also bombshell is a fucking SUCK name.

Here's a few good ones:

Logrider 2000
Legs n Fuy: Atomic gash
Ah ok I suck at this

sneed

Band is a bunch of moneywhores anyway. Dont ever defend them.

that's... a big map.. doom 2 levels of monster counts, nice.

I HOPE IT HAS MANY HITSCAN ENEMIES SO THE NOOBS AT Yea Forums WILL BE SALTY FOR YEARS TO COME!!!!

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Mortallica

I just tried the gog version on extra crispy, it's MADDENING.

Love that game. Best sprite based shooter followed by doom2, heretic and duke3D

I think I actually finished this on extra crispy when I was still 19 and filled with potential.

Imagine being such a pathetic incel that you can only get sexual gratification from video games.
Turn off the PC and go pick up a prostitute if you're that fucking thirsty.

Female trying to sound badass while having a negative charisma just comes out as pathetic. They grossly misunderstood why everyone loved Build engine protagonists for.

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AC Daisy

They were going off of bombshell so they were kinda stuck
The music is sick tho
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LE7aIQmH0E

Duke sounds kind of unimpressive to anybody over the tender age of 16 as well famalam.

Because they were over the top charicatures that go so far that they end up parodying themselves.
NOT because they were super charismatic you retard.

at least she's better than Lo Wang

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Duke's entire character is full of self-awareness, he is consciously exaggerated to comical level and ends up being endearing. That's what separates male and female comedians as well. Males are way better at laughing at themselves. Bombshell sounds like a typical badas grrrl aka pathetic tryhard.

Literally the only perk women have is sex appeal.
Trying to sound manly just seems pathetic.

>not wanting some wang

>did they actually have a valid case?
not at all. You can read it up, it even purposely mislabels what Eddie is to have anything to latch on other than "Maiden" in name.

Woman can be funny. But unless you're Whoopi Goldberg tier, fuck off and don't even try.

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naaah, you just sound like a cuckold. It's true that decent female comedians are rare, but you just sound like some old bitter alcoholic that has some serious issues and takes it out in blatant sexism. Next!

I know plenty chicks with tons of humour, on par with my own. Comedians are 99% of the time unfunny as fuck anyway.

>why does /veeeeee/ hate this game
i've seen almost universal excitement.

>sexism
Resetera is two blocks down the street, landwhale

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Because they are newly released shots that came with the new trailer the other day, you brainless fuck.

That's Hedon

by every thread do you mean literally the past 2 ones? the ones that were made after the trailer got released?

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>filename
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that every time I saw that picture

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I love how this looks.
I hope this game has a strong first level.

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Why does the steam page say they are the creators of max payne?

Wang was baller. Eat shit.

>ugly

Wang was unbearable and embarrassing. I can't for the life of me understand why anybody would like that obnoxiously unfunny attempt at a character.

Duke is awesome and Caleb is cool too. Lo Wang is literally bottom barrel shit.

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I still have no idea how a voxel works.

t. asian

t. small wang

>posting a stale memeword on Yea Forums

eehm, no no, normal people with normal income and no mental disability think equality is the way to go. Sorry bro. A sexist joke is funny because it shows you are able to laugh about the unfairness imagined by the 'lesser thinking ones' but in general I treat people equal and judge them only by their words and actions. Like I'm judging you right now.

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Speaking of Build, which is your favorite build engine game?

Blood for mechanics and overall gameplay
Duke for level design

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3DRealms was the producer

>I must be an offended asian to hate a terrible character
Sometimes politically incorrect and tasteless humor just falls flat, you know? It isn't good because it's tasteless, it can fail at that too.

Maybe you should look less at sprites then.
Strong L.A. Meltdown vibe from that top corner... would be cool as an homage... hail to the king and all that.

fuck you and fuck your shit band

>Duke Nukem? Meet... DUCHESS FEMINISM!
>"oh yeah!"

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Sexist 90's character design.

Douk. Blood and SW are great but Duke wins out in the end for me.

8,8/10
4,3/10
9,3/10
fite me

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>n-not the band's, it can't be they're perfect
fuck you and your shitty Jew band, I hope they literally die from the slowest most horrible diseases to plague man kind

>4,3/10
Why though?

the old VA's voice sucks now. it's like listening to ahnuld in T3, which also sucked. Old duke voice would destroy your 5 watt logitech speakers when you put the volume all the way past the 2:5 dot.

Thanks for posting that file. A quick glance in archive shows everything we need to know about you, hambeast.

What do you think of reboot Wang

he's retarded

Wait this was supposed to be DNF?
Tell me more. The only beta content creator I watch is >VNN

Post bombshell's art

Youve never seen these? youtu.be/M9du-Wdimj4 youtu.be/kR6qFFEkALg

those pics are form the 2001 DNF build

sprite art all over the place
terrible maps
boring secrets
shit VA
lame lines
art direction was shit
monsters not fun
poor explosion detection
half of the weapons were lame

t. tiny wang

Archive never shows how many manchildren gave me free (you's) though.
Why do you think I went through the trouble of naming it, idiot?

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>terrible maps
On the whole, SW beats Blood in level design.

If it's made of voxels, is it still called a sprite?

>train level in blood is only best build map ever made in any non-mod ever
ok kid

With the exception of console fagging I was a C&C retard in the early 2000's
I dont have the wojack but mfw is the one with the red eyes and the pursed lips, you know the one, please select the file excitedwojack.png for me brother

Get out of my HEAAAAD

Love the reference to The Terminator. Game looks great!

I remember the previews getting better and better, and I check the website almost weekly.

Then... just.. what the fuck happened

>on the whole

I can barely remember the SW maps, I just remember being frustrated at poorly communicated railroading, stupid jump sections and annoying puzzles that had no real clues as to what was going on.

how the fuck is Shadow Warrior your favorite?

Just to test it out right?

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[15 cents has been deposited to your bank account]

Are you from Bizarro Yea Forums?

>not loving the Wang

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I prefer No Wang.

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>lets make our game ugly as fuck and call it retro haha !!!11
why do boomers keep falling for it?

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sorry, I'm drunk lmao

except they didn't.
they used the build engine and made it look better than it ever has.
unlike other retro shooters where they intentionally make it look like shit

>intentionally use an engine from the 90s
>they didnt make it look bad intentionally!!!

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Frogposter, how about you go fuck yourself.

Don't bother responding to him.

Using an old engine to make a retro game in the style of the games you're paying homage to is significantly different than using a modern engine and making it look worse to replicate the old style.
But you're a frog poster so the differences may be lost on you.

>muhhh nostalgia muh good ol times
kek kys boomer

I'm sorry you don't have happy memories from your childhood.

how about making an oldschool game with modern visuals uhhh yeah that doesnt give retarded boomers like you enough nostalgia so you ignore the games and then you cry why are there no oldschool arena shooters anymore
but i know the answer:
you buy less games than the zoomer trannies you complain about

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imagine being a fucking loser zoomer that is upset that boomers have good times to look back on.

sorry you grew up with angry birds, LMAO

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what will the final boss be?

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It's a duke nuke spin off based on deleted material. Same universe as duke.

Wish we could get a longer gameplay trailer. I mean yeah its cool but I can't follow whats going on in it for shit

What a time to be alive
Hopefully this lad is good too

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Probably the doc

Heskel

>made by the Arcane Dimensions guys
Yeah, it'll be good.

There's a lot of retroactive sw1 fans cuz of its terrible sequel. A better question is if they loke sw2 or not. If they say yes you know they are just bullshitters. O went years without encountering anyone who knee about shadow warrior.

No it isn't. The idea for Shelly started that way then became its own thing and universe

such a bitch move from Iron Maiden to sue them
They should be honored
I absolutely love the maidens but for fuck sake that was a wimpy, snowflake move. The fuckers are already old and millionaires, for ever and ever, what the hell

Just imagine the build engine but with a real z axis and duke nuke type setting.

I hope that one is good too, although im not entirely sold on it based on the footage we've seen so far.

Who let the chimp use the computer here

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There's actually 0 evidence either way and it's not worth debating. And yes it's a fucking spin off even if it's a different universe.

there's an entire demo episode for download

SW always had fans as it was one of the well known FPS' of the 90s.

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Says the baboon that can't see past tyoes

dook- 9.5
gook-8
spook-8.5

Bombshell, aka Shelly, was a Duke Nukem Forever character back in the 90s.

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The trailer was pretty awful. It is just sub 1 second clips tied together.

Strange.... i don't see Vox or the usual suspects writing click baits about how nerds are angry about a badass female protagonist

OH WAIT....

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>using outdated meme pics
Doesn’t make you any special

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3QSWZxXoug

10/10 naming conventions

that is a new level of triggered

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yes he should use wojack or frog, right?!

Yes but this is NOT related to Duke Nukem. It cannot be legally.

>It always had fans
True
>it was well known

This is patently false unless story extend the 90s into the 2000s. When Duke 3d came out most people that had a computer were several dos versions and cpus behind and couldnt play it and the vast majority of people hadn't heard of it until console ports. Anyone who claims otherwise wasn't around at the time or revisionist. SW, while popular with the ~5000 build fans that could install it day 1, was even more obscure than Duke 3d.

Brb, copyrighting the words for other historical torture and/or execution devices. Nobody is now allowed to call anything 'brazen bull', 'breaking wheel', 'thumbscrew', 'rack' or 'guillotine' ORIGINAL NAMES DO NOT STEAL.

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It's Wojak not wojack

It's Pepe not frog

Just imagine her stripping it off in front of you, pushing you onto the bed and roughly fucking you.

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fucking assholes right? Old rich fucks complaining about the similarities with their band. Fucking disgrace to the metal world

>it cannot be legally
That doesn't impact whether or not two products are related.

Everybody knows that the build engine has the absolute worst mouse input ever. The only way to salvage it is by locking the mouse on the Y axis and only use mouselook when required.
With that said, how is the mouse input on ion?

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>Douk
>obscure in any capacity or in any sense of the word

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>why does /veeeeee/ hate this game?
I've barely seen anything except excitement here.

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That's basically what they upgraded. That and 3d weapons instead of sprites.

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Yeah nice to meet you too zoomer. Believe it or not duke nukem had several games befofe 3d, 99% of gamers haven't heard of. So yes he was very obscure at one point.

the fuck you're talking about?
everyone I knew played all 3 when they were new.

I don´t think bombshell was never something you could call a "maiden"

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So we will get a mod that replaces it to be Ion Maiden again right?

It falls under 'spiritual successor' due to legal reasons. That doesn't change the fact that Bombshell and everything about her universe wasn't built off of Duke Nukem. Heskel is almost literally Dr. Proton and there are even Assault Troopers in her games.

>all played 3

No you played 3d. 3 is a different game. Thanks for pricing my point.

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Not sure who you're calling a zoomer but everybody knows that there were two Duke games prior to 3D. And to pretend that Duke 1 and 2 were obscure during there time is flat out retarded.

PORN
WHEN

I meant the 3 main build engine games
oh and btw Duke1 was one of my first games I ever played so fuck you on that.

oc

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ION FURRY OWO

>Frogposter is absolutely retarded
What a shock

this. she should of looked like this

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are you le kidding me?

It's fucking retarded they had to settle just because they're so small they could easily be stalled out of time and money when any reasonable man or sane judge would throw the case out immediately.

I'd call it Ion Fhürer and have free coverage from journos.

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>Dr. Heskel is voiced by Jon St. John
Nice.

has it actually been confirmed?

>tfw I unrionically think Shelly looks cool

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twitter.com/Bombshell_Game/status/1146106903698845699

>Working mirrors
Witchery!

Why's the song in the new trailer sound so familiar? Never played the game

>Ion Fury (Formerly Maiden)
is this full name of the game?

just Ion Fury

She looks fine. You can tell she's athletic with nice legs and a good tummy. Breasts are probably average and that's fine. For someone like duke, the over the top musclebound meme king aesthetic makes sense because that's what you would need to take on alien pig retards 24/7
For shelly a massively musclebound female wouldn't make sales and turn everyone off. It's an acceptable body aesthetic that is neither too forgiving nor too selfish.

Wait so Iron Maiden hold the copyright for that word? These fucking things have been around for quite a while before the band I think.

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I bought it

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>dude do you remember the 90s??
*sigh* Can we stop buying into this lazy crap so they start making something new?

OpenGL Or Classic?

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>le sigh
Disgusting but anyway we can do both retard. Nice post.

Killer Queen: Gunpowder, gelatin

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>No red on the cover
is it a bad omen?

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Yeah probably, orange/blue has been the go to for retard products for years

Never head of Apple suing anyone for putting the word apple on something that's not even remotely imitating their products.
Hell Ion Maiden is altogether different from Iron Maiden. Ion is a separate word with meaning of its own.

>name your game after a medevil torture device
>get sued by a band that named themselves after said device
>lose case in court for absolutely no reason
>have to name your game completely differently

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>Deadly Queen
ftfy

kek

Ferrous Femme.

They didn't lose. They probably just didn't want to attempt it. Their game is more important to them and it could fuck them to even attempt it with the costs.

>Sock isn't it
Well, fuck. At least the guy whi made Terror_Fuma is one of the devs

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kek

The suit would have merit (not that that means that the band would win) because the game is using a similar gritty skull aesthetic as the band uses in their print and stage shows. If the game was actually about iron maidens (the torture thing) there wouldn't be anything to sue over. A trademark doesn't mean that you own a word but you own using it for a certain context and are protected from others leeching off what you have uniquely associated with it.

>reverse search
>she's 18
>has a twin

nah man I think she should of looked like this

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Short hair on combat girls is over done

Yeah that's nice too and has objectively the better tummy due to the toning, but that armor is dumb. I like boobs, but come on wrap around tit armor is silly, leave something to the imagination
This too, long hair is objectively cuter
Long hair, then it gets cut in battle by some nigger or some shit
yep
thats the stuff

I agree. The design above but with long hair

This is without a doubt the worst frogpost i have EVER seen.

Let it be known how wrong this faggot was for ages 2 cum.

is this cyberpunk?

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Well it's Neo DC and the big bad is a transhumanist sending cyborgs and shit at you

They were only shit during a brief period in the 90s.

Only because you were told to

I wonder if this games will have any friendly or at least passive npcs. Blood had the innocents.

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Loved Duke3D and even more so Blood.
But coulnd get into Shadow warrior.
Tried it like 10 times, but every time stopped after few maps, cant really explain it, i just didnt have fun at all. :/

I'm with you. I hate the general aesthetic of the game, the maps look bad. Also Shadow Warrior Redux has absolutely abysmal mouse aim, and I mean abysmal. eduke32 does just fine, BloodGDX and nBlood does great, Ion Maiden preview campaign does great but Shadow Warrior Redux is borderline unplayable due to how bad the mouse control is, you can literally feel how it just skips pixels, no matter how you set it up. Completely turned me off of it.

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But then Queen won't sue them

>Killer Queen: Gunpowder, gelatin
a fucking comma in a video game title huh

I want Shelly's robo arm to give me the worst handjob I've ever gotten in my life.

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Apfelkind. A small german cafe dared to use apple(without any resemblance) in their logo and apple was trying to sue them for 2 years until cafe won.

I want her jerk me off with her robohand while she fingers me with her other.

There's literally nothing different about her from any of the other FPS protagonists at the time. Blood, Shadow Warrior, Duke Nukem, they all featured trash talking main characters with an unhealthy amount of pop culture references. Caleb was probably the most self contained, but Lo Wang was spouting out Chinese wisdom and dick jokes, while Duke is a walking meme machine.

Not the same user, but new Lo Wang's character is still unbearable, but it's somewhat worth it for his interactions with Hoji. Shadow Warrior 2 doesn't work at all in that regard, since poor Hoji's out of the picture.

it literally is
last year or so this faggot was trying to stir up a fake controversy on here to get game journo publicity

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I feel like Duke had the most actual personality of them all. Caleb is literally just word for word horror "references"

That's ridiculous, and here I thought copyright laws were insane in the US.

>There's literally nothing different about her from any of the other FPS protagonists at the time.
She is unfortunately a woman

That Iion Maiden retard. Ion Fury is much more popular and better.

did they change it for copyright reasons or what?

>steam player numbers for a game that's not even out yet
>this proves the thing I don't like is also liked by no one else
>stop talking about it
Pound sand bitch. Plenty of off topic garbage for you to enjoy, no need to come here at all.

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No, it was the band, via their holding company. Their lawyers don’t act on their own.

Ya, going to court would have been too expensive. They opted for a name change instead of waiting whatever years the case would take.

Well, in Germany cafe has won, while in US you have Ion Fury.

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Wow
The game has like 2 levels and no one is playing it?!

Oh right. Apparently I'm retarded and cannot read for shit, thought the cafe had to change their name after reading your post that clearly says the opposite.

Oh absolutely, Duke's motivation was pretty self-contained. Asshole aliens were stealing our chicks and broke his ride, he was pissed. He was a pervert, but not an asshole. Just saying, his dialogue came with a lot of movie references.
And? Don't you like big, sweaty, tall musclegirls with abs you could rub your dick between? What are you, gay?

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Will be great to pirate it

?

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I had the same thought the other day. She's from a different series, why not use the name? Not like anyone played the games.
Bombshell: Ion Maiden could work too.

>And?
Women aren't funny

I dig the music from the last 2 trailers, way more than the music in the demo. Hope final OST is more like these.

Sometimes I forget how stupid you people are

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>should of
Stop, just stop.

How come this is such a common mistake? Even native english speakers do it all the fucking time. Same with lose/loose. I don't understand. I'm as ESL as it gets too.

No, she should look like Christina Hendricks

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And additionaly they are leeches, trying to use a bands name for free marketing.
I will pirate and delete just to make them lose a sale.

Looks like Half-Life 2 without physics gimmick and with 500% more vehicle sections and lots of unnecessary platforming.

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I don't mind 90s gameplay, what I do mind is 90s graphics asking for today's prices.

This

Why did they change the title

Tron also.

Why can't you read the thread?

Iron Maiden sued them.
Jewish Maiden
Juden Maiden
Iron Juden

Its fucking $20

25 next week.

For now

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So? That's still cheap. The game still takes time and effort to make just because its not 3D models doesn't mean there wasn't a lot of work put in. They did a ton of work on the engine to get it to run well at high resolutions on modern systems. The game isn't a lazy cashgrab like a lot of actual 3D AAA games

worth the price.
graphics mean fuckall, graphics haven't meant anything in 10 years, visual fidelity is boring.

art design and level design is more important. And Ion Fury has great fucking level design.

>it looks bad because it's not generic realistic world like Days Gone/RDR etc. which all look the same boring shit!

Should I give them Early Access money or not yet?
Will it support more games like this coming out? I mean real old school FPS not like those 2-3 pseudo-oldschool.

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MORE LIKE A SNEELL THREAD. Cunt nigger.

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I got it for like 10 or something

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>I mean real old school FPS not like those 2-3 pseudo-oldschool.
Wrath of Aeon? That's using the actual Quake engine

same

How exactly is the name Iron Maiden a reserved one? I mean isn't it the name given a medieval torture device?

Besides the name is not even Iron Maiden but Ion Maiden, how can they seriously act on that and win? The thieving cunts.

Imo lets just say fuck it and never call it Ion F***, I will say Ion Maiden every ttime I mention it.

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Don't misunderstood me, I really like how it looks.

You should buy it, yes. Because July 18th the price goes up by 5 bucks, so you may as well buy it now.

Game comes out August 15th, I'd advise you to not even play the preview campaign, just buy it and wait.

No, this one seem awesome too. The other with the thin shotgun and the cultists and the LOOK AT ME I WALK FAST.

How come 3D Realms can't use the Duke IP?

I see Iron Maiden bitch slapped yet another lazy "creative" trying to profit off of their name.

Because they're out of touch, and they know all they have to do is flaunt their lawyers and they other side will settle, even if they don't have a case.

>all this pointless talk
is the game at least any good gameplay wise?

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Gearbox.

Why do they settle exactly?
Whats wrong in changing the name to "Ion" Maiden?

It is. It's a ton of fun to play.

They went in debt with their publisher, T2, who kept the rights after their split. Then they gave them to Randy "Bobandy" Pitchford as a prize for being a bloated, leaking bag of shit.

Because music lawyers are super jews. Iron Maiden the band probably has no idea what is happening, and doesn't care.

They sold it to Gearbox.

>preview campaign
Will it be available after August if I get the game now?
Full game + preview campaign?

say my name three times to summon me

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They'd settle to prevent a protracted legal battle, which they probably can't afford and would prevent them from actually releasing the game until it's over.

Yes

Because American civil court law is retarded, so if any one sues you for any reason, you have to appear in court. And if they have a lawyer and you don't, you'll get circles run around you if the judge is some out of touch boomer. So guess what, you better hire a lawyer specializing in copyright law to make sure you don't get fucked in the ass.

Yeah. You'll still get the preview campaign even if you buy the full game.

No the change was Ion Fury from Ion Maiden.
Unless the laws are complete bullshit they'd probably win in court but I guess they decided they shouldn't bother spending money trying to fight it.
Honestly a dick move by Iron Maiden, how the fuck did they even attract their attention, and why is everyone ignoring the fact that Ion is not Iron?

Friendly reminder that badass has Duke's rights and is also holding Duke Nukem Forever 2001

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Fuck off randy

Makes me want to puke desu. If he had any sense of decency he'd release Duke Nukem Forever 2001 for free.

I am checking my bank account now... I promised to myself not to preorder any stuff anymore. but. this looks properly good. Maybe I will watch some youtube reviews first.

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He deleted the files to make room for more pizza.

She was at least 18.

If money is tight you could maybe just pirate it first and see if you like it

Can I console my walk speed? I love these games but get dizzy by the speed.

You wanna try again?

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you can finish the demo in under 2 hours and refund it if you don't like it

>magic porn

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He didn't specifically say cheese pizza.

You are everything wrong with this board. Please kill yourself.

Maybe these kids should stop being so sexy.
Wait, there is another flavor

Thad no. Not again.

Are there any legal mechanisms in any country to deter the wealthy from bullying poorer people into submission with bogus lawsuits?

Should I play the preview campaigns or wait until release?

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>Fury (Formerly Maiden)
They caved to those fucking hair metal zombies?

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I think some have rules like "losers have to pay the winners legal fees", but I might be wrong. I probably am.

Because it would cost them too much to fight it, stupid claim as it is.

Gets the game out far quicker.

They had to. Music jews have enough lawyers to win a legal battle of attrition. They don't even have to win in court, they just have to drag out the case long enough to force the other party to come to them and settle.

where is the shelly porn?

Like you would do anything different. The rich always win in American

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Even if that were true in this case, it would be dragged out and 3DR wouldn't be able to release the game during the suit.

None
She's pure

Does this game have facehugger shit like Duke Nukem 3D?

For what purpose though? I don't get it. Do they want money from a tiny game studio to stack on top of their millions or did they genuinely feel offended at the name "Ion Maiden" being on an indie game as if it had any relevance to them whatsoever?

Don't buy games to support genres. Buy games because you like them. Go play Duke and Blood and if you liked them then you'll probably like this.

Every penny counts.

But 3D Realms is a Danish company and Iron Maiden is an English band.

What? The levels are totally Duke Nukem.

The music recording industry is notoriously greedy. They're the ones who unironically claim that music piracy costs them billions of dollars a year. How did they calculate that? Every single song that was pirated. They are unable to comprehend the idea that someone who pirates something was always planning on buying it.

Play the preview to manage your expectations. IMO the game is a bit lacking when it comes to enemies (specifically enemy quotes) and some of the weapon choices are weird.

>better than it ever has
Yeah, nah. That screenshot looks worse than DookE1M1.

>But 3D Realms is a Danish company
They're american.

Yes. One is an exclusive level for the early access and other is just a section of a bigger map that probably has changed since then.

Fuck Iron Maiden to be honest with you famm.
I just got the game.

Lots of NSFW official pics here:
steamcommunity.com/games/562860/announcements/detail/1676902239539040353

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Duke Nukem 3D is seriously so much better than Doom ever was. Duke makes Doom look like a boring horde shooter in a maze with nothing happening.

>someone who pirates something was always planning on buying it.
I knew it, those fucking pirates are bleeding them dry!

nice

It's ok. Better than Duke, not as good as Blood.

Like Doomguy?

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>and some of the weapon choices are weird.
I thought they all felt great. Its refreshing playing a classic style FPS where the pistol is actually a great weapon. I love the crossbow as well.

Not anymore.

Whoops I mispoke because I am annoyed by this stuff. I mean that old media industries like the RIAA assume that if piracy didn't exist, the pirate would just buy it anyways. Basically they view every act of piracy as lost revenue.

>I don't see anything NSFW what's he talking about ?
>flashes nipple
Oh. You know I think that she does look a bit too tame nowadays, I usually think the opposite in such cases but I think it would fit the game better.

Imagine if John Carmack started developing sex robots.

>Better than Duke
Blow it out your ass.

Does Doomguy eat pizza and do coding in the corner while everyone else is partying though?

>Tech noir
>Looks like a daft punk movie
What???

The virgin chad

they are owned by a Danish company now

Spikey Honey Milkers Above Ambrosian Lust Grotto: Scourge Of Stygian Stalagmites - Or The Odyssey Of The Iron Maiden

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>uuuoooo..... just me

No, he punches turkeys.

Atomic Maiden

I feel old..

I can see how they were able to fool the courts with that bullshit, CD sales had been in steep decline for years, and they had an impossible time adapting to new technologies. It doesn't help that music since the early 2000's has been fucking atrocious.
But as the movie industry's record profits every year prove, piracy has done nothing to harm their business.

Who says he isn't

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At least Ken Silverman is making anime real.

Voxal Box?

John Carmack was quoted as saying that the Build engine was held together with bubblegum, but damn if the thing didn't stand the test of time.
Thank you, based Ken Silverman.

Iron Maiden (The Band)

I'm all outta gym - douk noukem

>chicks with tons of humour, on par with my own
like that's an achievement you fucking soifaggot

Do you mean Voxiebox? Yes.

Better than the Source Engine has held up

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Are there any videos that go into detail on the build engine and how good it is ?

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I tend to think of people who use ellipsis like that as being very young.

Sure
youtu.be/l8tDBg4pfYk

Duke's combat isnt even that good. It falters particularly when it comes to enemy design. It relies too heavily on hitscanners that you cannot manipulate like you can the hitscanners in Blood and some weapons are far too powerful and some are far too weak. The shrinker is insanely OP. Battlelords might as well not even exist when you have that thing.

Isn't the Source Engine just a frankenstein GoldSRC engine which was already a fucked up Quake engine?
Source is basically the Gamebryo of the FPS world.

It's a reference to The Terminator. It was a club that Cameron named so because he felt that Terminator was drawing on both noir and future sci-fi. Also Daftpunk draws on a cyberpunk aesthetic for their stuff. There's a reason they don't look out of place in their cameos for Tron: Legacy (which they did the music for).

Honestly? No, there isn't. The best way to appreciate BUILD is to learn how to map with the engine, and play the first levels of Duke and properly try to grasp what is being achieved.

Not sure if this can help, I didn't watch it because >45 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=MHQv4mSG7_I

Pistol is probably the strongest weapon in the arsenal, due to it's alt-fire.

Shotgun is ok, but having to reload every 6 shots drags it down a bit. And I feel that Blood's shotgun had more of a kick to it.

SMGs feel pretty lame

Grenade Launcher is fun, but switching from shotgun to GL is weird since it doesn't atomatically refill the magazine. Really hope that's fixed.

Crossbow is fun

>Carmack
>Silverman
Any one else ever get the feeling that the video games industry in the West is built off the backs off geniuses, and instead of going further, it's just chosen to stagnate to focus on pretty graphics?

It's the great pyramid of duct tape

>Bombshell: First Load

Emphasizes the main character, implies it as a prequel, a double-entendre for good measure. Sounds pretty good to me.

>(which they did the music for)
God forgive them for that turd, because I won't.

>play the first levels of Duke and properly try to grasp what is being achieved.
I will never ever understand how a spiral staircase can exist in a 2d engine. IDTech 1 was technology taken too far, Build is straight up witchcraft.

youtube.com/watch?v=o3ejmj2KmW8

its just pixels but 3d, so instead of a square its a cube.

I'll check these out and while not build or duke related I'll post a cool video on Jurassic Park trespasser as a thank you

youtu.be/k6A3SaRr26M

Both of them are programs at heart
Games are just a passing intrest for them
Romaro was always just about the games

They sue grocery stores all the time

What is Shelly playing on the piano at the end of the trailer?

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GOD

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name is, as the zoomies say "Great Value(tm)"

What, did Bruce Dickpants call his lawyer?

Probably just lawyers on autopilot.

That webm is accurate, but for a lot more things

Some iron maiden music

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>That was the last time I saw Ken
What happened to him? Did John Carmack kill him off?

Imagine a direct competitor talking shit about a engine he didn't make. WOAH.

He was too distracting, he had to be taken down to chinatown.

The New Gizz from Derby's Motoreta Burrito Kachimba

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Carmack killed him to consume his knowledge. It's like Highlander.

I mean, having a better shotgun than Blood's is a pretty tall order. That thing is one of the best shotguns ever to be put in a videogame. Also the reloading is pretty fast so it didn't bother me that much. Single wielding SMG isn't great but when you dual wield them they shred through enemies like butter.

But yeah I do agree that the shotgun/grenade launcher combo is the main thing I'm not keen on. Seems more like they wanted to combine them so they didn't have to make another dedicated grenade launcher weapon. At first I thought it was cool that the shotguns alt-fire was a grenade launcher but then I hit the 8 key and realized that it was taking up a fucking weapon slot. Its really strange to have a weapons alt-fire taking up a weapon slot like that. Probably means we aren't getting a rocket launcher either which I don't know how I feel about.

i don't think anyone in the actual band know the game exists. Hell i don't think any of them even can even name a video game outside of super mario or tetris or pong, nevermind some random indieshit nostalgia fps

Last time I read about him he was a teacher at a university.

>You will never be a genius programmer and work on games

Are you the user who was too scared to play Duke 3D?

intellectual property laws are immoral

They just made the tech, and were useless without actual designers to make a game using their tech. Carmack was nothing without Romero, and vice-versa.

>Death Leopard

Can i turn off her voice?

Her quips are fucking boring and it reeks of captain marvel YAS QUEEN SLAY

Like I said before, he's making anime real. Pic related.

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I think there needs to be some IP laws, but nowadays it's out of control. I think the original idea of protection only lasting for 15 years after invention is the best. But it makes my blood boil to see megacorps make something, do nothing with it, but sue when others try to move in.

build engine is soulless

Just wait for Lo Wang voicepack mod. Or the Chiquito.wad port.

He's going to make the BR2049 holo-waifu real, wont he?

youtube.com/watch?v=1WQ0FVBmcR4

Clean up on isle YOUR ASS

You can bet your ass he'll.

If Duke Nukem was saying those exact lines you wouldnt have a problem with them