Games with good AI?

>ruining
Most grain is used for animal feed. It doesn't matter if there's pigeon corpses in it, they get removed later anyway when the grain is shifted through the sieves.

That's not the birds' fault. That's whoever owns the silo's fault.

I'm convinced they die but my friend says they come out alive on the other side. Does anyone know what really happens?

Literally none yet we're in the age of muh machine learning

>ruining
lol
this probably happens to every silo

Pretty much all chess games.

Why do you think this video exists? There were pigeon corpses in grain when they shouldn't be there so they checked the security cameras and discovered that they'd gotten in there somehow.

It's just grain and those fuckers pop out fine and dandy on the other side to enjoy the feast of their lives.

if this is true then its bird disney world. being crushed by food,eating food, and shiting in food but knowing its not your food. thats the life

only one way to find out

Lmao

why is the grain wasted just make pigeon bread like my pappy use ta

It was filmed by a factory worker.

They get crushed to death and suffocate if they survive being dragged down.
But for people saying the pigeons shouldn't be there, forget about it. No one cares, they grain hasn't been treated at all yet at this point. It doesn't matter if pigeons die in it, it'll be used all the same and it isn't a health hazard to you fat fucks regardless.
t. farmer

That's clearly not security camera footage. It's shaky enough to suggest some guy's recording it.

>pigeon bread
what a waste of a good pigeon

it were only for tha holidays

>your fat
sounds like projection

Imagine working with this on a daily basis and then reading this thread full of morons loudly claiming they know what's going on through conjecture.

Must be what it's like to be a politician seeing the common unwashed mob.

what video games do farmers play

>security camera
>there's a curtain taking up half the fov in most of the shots

Calm down Cletus. You might enjoy eating roadkill and carrion, but civilized people don't.

how did he know you were fat?

This video is fucking terrifying

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>The one sitting on the edge just watching as one after another are dragged in and disappear

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if you think politicians are some kind of intellectual elite, you might be clinically retarded, user.

Alright mr expert on grain processing. Care to explain in detail everything that's happening on that video and after? Or are you just living out a fantasy of having an above room temperature IQ?

You're still going to eat it, and you'll never know. about all the rat corpses, mice corpses and bird corpses we filter away.
(Because it's not dangerous and it's entirely standard practice, dummies)

Me at 00:48

>do shit job all day
>go home
>"play" shit job simulator
Yeah I don't think so

You aren't german so you won't understand

>german

Checks out.

>t. farmer
based

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It's more likely than you think.

F.E.A.R.

Well too bed, fellur, it's wut you get, and you'll wolf it down like a good lil cevilized feller, unless y'all plan on growing yer own crops. City folk, I tells you, not a lick a' sense, but they'll act all superior any way, even tho they's can't even figure out if they's a boy or a girl, go prancing 'round in dresses with dem hairy legs, like sum wan actually wants to be seein' that. No wonder ya'll can't make video games anymore!

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Kek, birds are fucking retarded
Reminder to get a cat so it can cull those stupid fuckers.

>No wonder ya'll can't make video games anymore!
Day ain't never could, I reckon.

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>playing Farm Sims
>not playing Harvest Moon so you could at least plow a waifu
Disgusting Germans

Kek

Where do you think he's going?

Is this Japan? I'm assuming it is because any other country would be filled with niggers that chase it off or otherwise frighten it with their loud and obnoxious behavior.

I find it extremly aesthetical how the pidgeons are all coming very slowly towards the middle where they get sucked into hole which seamlessly swallows them and only after half of them dissapear into it the rest finally realizes its a death trap

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Stop perpetuating that stereotype, it's stupid. I'm not currently playing any of the Farm Simulators, I'm playing American Truck Simulator, if you must know.

>Chasing a bird away with hundreds of diseases on it is somehow wrong
They're called sky rats for a reason retard

Salary pigeon! Is best pigeon!

Arent seagulls also called that?

It's a portal to Valhalla

>Where to?
>Just drive

Even here in Europe they just walk on streets like they own it and don't even bother flying away when someone approches, only "running" out of the way. They still don't enter buildings and trains though, but that's probably the next step.

It only takes 3 or 4 seconds to become helpless in flowing grain

die off cracker
houstonchronicle.com/local/gray-matters/article/The-US-white-majority-will-soon-disappear-forever-13806738.php

they don't have time for vidya. they're too busy keeping traveling salesmen from screwing their virgin daughters.

rain world

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>player is dumber than NPC

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this is literally why reality tv was so popular.

you can thank all the retards that send their kids in to feed them breadcrumbs

My friend is a farmcuck, he unironically will show up at my house after work with his laptop and start playing Farm Simulator sometimes.

ooga booga

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some white guy rustled your jimmy lad?

Why birds so dumb?

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post office. he's a messenger pigeon. he don't fly unless he's on the clock.

>NPC can play stealth games better than the player

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>200+ million whites
>soon there will be no whites
imagine being this deluded
cope and seethe

To the library, and then to meet some friends for lunch
No big deal, really

>recording this and just letting it happen
despicable

>player is smarter than everyone else

>cutting down a fucking tree just to get the cat out only for the cat to electrocute himself
fucking amazing
i love russia

>bonde
Min neger

Failed to post it.

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They're gonna get ground into paste in a few moments anyway.

wait a minute, aren't goats herbivores?

I was wondering the same thing

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Clearly they are not because chickens are not made of plants.

Shit, guess we better stop all out production lines too

the cat is okay, you can see it running away after landing safely

goats are eat-any-fucking-thingavores

Exactly

he must've slayed so much pussy that night

insides cooked. it will soon die. sorry to break it to you

vermin breeding like vermin
who would have guessed

what kind of AI pitbulls run on?

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Goats will eat anything. I loved on a farm that had goats and they would sometimes eat dog shit and pine cones.

>when it's cheat day

fucking an ordinary russian woman doesnt count. believe me. you can literally see the ketchup and other food stain 3 days ago. they don't often because of frigid climate.

God I love this. Imagine how brutal the shitbull would have died if that weren't a caged animal.

No shit, you could probably hear it from two blocks away too

Almost every animal will supplement their diet with meat if easily available. The difference between carnivores and herbivores is that most herbivores do not hunt for it, but horses will eat birds, goats eat chickens, chickens eat mice etc etc.

The animal world is a lot more nuanced than AIDS-plague looking vegancucks would have people believe, and they themselves would probably get eaten by cows if the cows were given the chance.

a lot of animals you don expect to be carnivore to eat meat. I used to feed unwanted pitbull puppies to pigs.

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=sQOQdBLHrLk

A cow eating a vegan would make the fucking news of the century, I want this to happen now.

None of the birds died, they do it for fun
They come down unscathed down the other side of the funnel

everyone knows this happens with food you retard. we learned this in 4th grade in them big city public schools

I knew pigs ate everything including dead babies, I just always thought they were specifically omnivores in contrast to your classic goats, cows, etc.

>they do it for fun
bird do have Idea of "Fun"
check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=1WupH8oyrAo

Based
Fuck pitbulls

t.sneed

did the pigeon finally figured out that it's better to ride than to fly?

I like pigeons, but I can't deny this is satisfying to watch.

Is there a way to turn this shit hole echo chamber into a mainstream meme so normies will wildly consider this site as something to laugh about?

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farmers are inbred scum lmao city slickers rule

why are animals so fucking smart?

>why are animals so fucking smart?
no. it's just crows and raven are incredibly smart

youtube.com/watch?v=BGPGknpq3e0
youtube.com/watch?v=cbSu2PXOTOc

>NOOOOO MY SWITCH

based and farmpilled

Birds don't fly in your country?

>endgame enemy in starting zone

80% of them are cucks, retard feminist, ill trans, niggerfucker, mohamedfuckers and retards.

So yes, we are fucked because we let them have too many rights and liberty.

Idiots have been trying since the inception of this site, you're not gonna break any ground there.

I hope you at least broke their necks beforehand, otherwise you are no better than the pits

post more animal webm's

yeah it doesnt matter if we get another SARS, Pig Flu or Mad Cow's Disease again - fucking retard

Saw a woman today, she was walking through the parking lot of an abandoned industrial building. She took out a plastic bag from her purse and dumped half a ton of breadcrumbs on the ground. I don't mind people feeding birds, but there must be hundreds of pigeons day in, day out over there. It's carpeted in shit, and you can smell it before you see the building.

Imagine if pitbulls could break necks

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>hes a good boy he never attacked anyone before

god i fucking hate pits, i hope the tiger fucked him up real good

so how is grain treated to make pigeon corpse infested grain okay to eat?

You know know shit about dick, shut your mouth.

pls full vid

nice little snack

its vegan propaganda, all animals eat meat sometimes

The big joke about goats since forever and where ever has literally been that they eat anything and don't give a fuck. How you've missed this up til this point is cause for worry.

Huh. Not what I was expecting at all.

Not a webm but okay
youtu.be/3B20EgmHaUk

Aren't breadcrumbs pretty bad for birds? I heard they barely get any nutrition from it.

>"There is a lesson you will learn; sometimes you must go back a turn."

probably some chemicals lol

Man that bodyslam shook the house

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>tfw maritime cuck and I play ship sim games exclusively.

Funnelled through sieves to remove impurities, if it's for feeding livestock we add sodium hydroxide which gets mixed into it in the rollers. If it's for flour it goes to the processing plant. grain doesn't keep so it has to be constantly moving to avoid rot. doesn't matter what falls into it, heat treatment and all the other shit removes any bacteria.

if that happened to me, I would never set foot on the sea ever again

I still see lots of people toss white bread to ducks. People just don't know and don't bother to read up on it.

source: dude trust me

retard

motherfucker

wouldn't incoming traffic be on the wrong side if it were japan?

God damn, what an asshole

Im so so so so fucking glad it ended this way

Holy fuck, imagine that fresh chicken nuggies mega bucket feast. What sauce would you have with it Yea Forums?

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What the fuck, he's probably deaf now.

based

>set foot on the sea

calm down jesus

Almost all "herbivores" are opportunistic carnivores

That dog is an honorary Aryan.

Why.

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Would sparrows eat a human body? Asking for a friend.

470105480

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but my biggest fear is the deep sea, and not knowing what's in there

Lol, I know this isn't true, but ~~lol~~ none the less.

ME-OW

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don't show this to vegans

underrated

Looks like he didn't get the memo!
Holy freaking based.

AI War

>disappearing into the abyss while your friends watch

The only thing I show to vegans is the door.

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What are you scared of?

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I can't tell if he's swole or obese

based kote btfo'ing a future thot

>That last pigon who walks right in just before it cuts out

dumb turk

my wifes bull

We programed their AI to fight large animals, but muh satan-possessed shitbulls!!!

>giant wild predator with huge teeth and claws has more restraint that a fucking shitbull

Tigers need their teeth and claws to feed themselves in the wild. Pitbulls are just niggers

Aww, damn, let's counterbalance that.

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Squids are so cool

poor dog
he has aids now

dog has worms and he's scratching his wormy asshole

No wild animal spooks me more than Killer Whales. The way they move is so careful and deliberate. The way they are able to scheme and strategise with each other. They are clearly far more sapient than any of us realise. It's like a seaborne Smaug.

Man, cartoons always talked about how goats eat anything.

In the same way that dogs are carnivores.

Games with traps that the player has NO IDEA could be dangerous?

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sorry misupload

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These fuckers can probably death stare buckshot into submission.

So, he just failed to cook his chicken and overdid it?

For what purpose?

to work. Got bills to pay and a family to feed

You're not eating it, retard. The corpse gets sifted out, the grain goes to feed animals.

What's so funny about that video?

sorry wrong upload

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>birds have a relationship with crocs/gators where they clean their mouth and get food in return
>bird moves in to do this
>stupid lizard would rather die of dental infection
wowww

He turned it into a fossil more like

expect salmonella can survive all your tips and tricks on the plate of consumer

Is that bird a jrpg protagonist?

It's as funny as this one.

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did that cat just take a bite of that titty

you should never hugh dogs

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>soon everybody in usa will suck ass and have shit for brains
oh i cant wait to hear pathetic excuses from the faggots mouths of slaves

Milk cartons are a bitch to open.

*you should never be a nigger
ftfy

Do Europeans really do this?

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it wouldve stopped if it was dying

damn he got her good

Thot cattroled

Thanks was waiting for someone to post this.

bitch ass nigger dog, get fucking pwned noob, eat a dick

Obsessed

>putting your face near a cat or any other animal for that matter
>ever
I don't understand how people can be this dumb. It's like they can't think of what could possibly happen.

>being unable to tell obvious signs of defensiveness the animal is showing
why

>you are not better
yes he is, removing verming is holy mission from god you infidel faggot worm muslim

Yes if you try to open milk any other way the European health and safety commission send you to prison where you get raped by niggers until you're more cum than man

Dude recovered just fine in the end. No vital organ was harmed.

Modern farmers play so much video games if they're not meching their own veichles or got some other hobby. Farmers have a lot of free time.

>dog has diseases and worms coming out of ass
o bongo go do your ape dance with him!

Okay, this is funny.

For a moment, I thought the reflection of the light on the scissor was fire and he had somehow managed to set it up on fire while trying to open it.

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>no vital organ was harmed
yeah the brain isn't vital at all user
nigga he dead

You guys never owned dogs or something? It's very common for dogs to mimic behavior

this is pretty much what i experience from old people
>i know how to do this!
>has probably seen it done once 20 years ago with thermometer and guy who knew how to do it
>i know, ill just over cook the fuck out of it like a dumb faggot
>then wonder why young people dont respect you

No, he is just dancing.

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>the brain isn't vital at all
this but unironically

>soon there will be no smart and hardworking people left in america
Heh, all according to keikaku

theworldnews.net/uk-news/dogs-evolved-muscles-that-give-them-sad-eyes-to-trigger-a-nurturing-response-in-their-owners

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youtube.com/watch?v=l60RqvwSX_0

>retarded office worker npc fuck thinks he is worth something to society
hahah, what an fucking worm

>animal does some weird quirky behaviour that's actually perfectly fine and healthy just weird and unusual
>suddenly retards come out of the woodwork: "HURR HE HAS PARASITES AND IS ACTUALLY DYING LOL LOOK AT ME TRY TO MAKE A CUTE GIF/PIC ACTUALLY REALLY SAD AND DISTURBING :DDD"
Seriously. You fucktards show up in every single instance of a cute animal doing something cute only to get proven wrong every time. What the fuck is your deal?

that's what you got for being dumb whore who cant handle a cat nor a man

The brain isn't vital if you're a nigger.
abc13.com/man-shot-in-front-of-thousands-on-facebook-live-speaks-out/5070471/
He's doing just fine.

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Some of them are a bit more considerate.

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>80% of them
you're seriously overestimating the load minority.
Like at worst, 10% are all of that. But that's highly unlikely since that's millions upon millions of bodies.

>by the end
Did you miss the last one that just waddles headfirst into it?

that's not how dogs rub their butts in case of worm infestation, you fucking ignoramus

They can't help it, this kind of smartass behavior makes you popular on reddit

>stupid monkey nigger sub-human scum cant self-diagnose animals
>empathetic to third world vermin scum who shouldnt even live
holy shit i hate you npc nigger faggots

Can confirm these were a bitch to open and pour, I wonder why it took them so long to change the design.
t. austrian

They aren't??

Cats like milk too.

That's not how dogs scratch their asses

I hope the gator ate him afterwards

is there longer version where the alligator gets to eat that dumbass faggot?

Crocs and Gators are so cute, especially gators with their funny smile.

Suids are like nigger octopuses

Based farmchad

>80% of them
Did you actually believe what the left media wanted you to believe?

same ai as ghandi

All herbivores are really just weak stomached omnivores where it counts.
They'll gladly chop down on a smaller prey of for their precious proteins and calcium. Deer and elks devour birds by the hundreds each year.

>crocs suffering from infections
Get a load of this idiot.

>empathetic to third world vermin scum who shouldnt even live
Watch out the edge, kiddo.

Yeah na fuck the ocean

Ugh, I wonder if that did any permanent damage to the eye. If so, horrifying.

>that croc that got its entire upper jaw ripped off
>lived "just fine" but had to rely on his fellow croc's to leave him some scraps

t.Internationally known veterinarian.

2edgy4me

lmao true, they're super agressive, opportunistic and less intelligent than octopusses, they also kill eachother a lot

They already ignore all the insects, small mammals, birds and reptiles that get chewed up in their organic foods, they'll ignore this too

What kind of AI do Canadian Geese run on?

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Smart enough to realize that they shouldn't fuck with humans too, that's rare outside even most carnivores.

>enemy can steal from you

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I-Is her eye gonna be okay?

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it's just a gif of a happy dog dancing, there's really no reason to get this mad about it, my dude.

With medical help I think she can make a full recovery. But it's gonna take some time and money.

JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT FLUFF

You're an animal, you know. A much smarter one thanks to your big brain + society + education, but still an animal.

>enemy has a secret one hit kill ability

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Based

Early harass into late-game stomp. When they evolve back into 3 ft monstrosities we're done for.

all the retards that think they died are retarded. If you got stuck in a silo like this normally you would be crushed to death or from lack of oxygen but this specific video is a meme. This 'silo' is constantly moving and is very short. They are popping back out and and going back in. Its not a giant FARM silo with gorillions of pounds of grain but a shallow basin thats it. Look at the metal on the bottom of the image. This is like the last foot of grain at the very bottom of the container.

everyone got BAITED THE FUCK OUT

y-you too

fuck, mammals are still fucking scared of dinosaurs after all this time

sneed

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Bird too fat, can't fly

*stomp* *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*

Nutbot Expert Mode Ironman.

pigeons in Australia are fucking scary

>aggression:100
>use potion when run away when skill: Intimidation: Always On

bitch is blind on one eye now

>implying the FDA doesn't allow for a certain concentration of rat feces and mulched insects in all food products
>implying that ground beef isn't at least 4% horse
>implying hot dogs don't contain some amount of actual dog

>Goat nabbing a chick (in eastern country)
OH THE HUMANITY
>millions of chicks being conveyor belted into a grinder every day (in western countries)
meh

Looks like it just got her eyelid mostly.

how is she doing now? does she have a sweet scar?

not the right kind of bird, retard

>ex had a pet kestrel
>sitting in the kitchen eating yogurt
>kestrel is looking at the yogurt intently
>for some reason decide to scoop a spoonful and offer it to the kestrel
>the kestrel bites into the spoon with a metallic scraping sound, yogurt goes all over the place
>the kestrel looks at me with regret and disappointment
>feel like a moron
thanks for reading my blog

Based farm chad

Based.

youtube.com/watch?v=nsAdMK2f-aQ

>THICCfags be like

i fucking hate cats

I think their reputation of man-killer is slightly exaggerated.

Did it survive?

It sure did. I got my eye shot at with a pellet gun, then I hit the same eye with a helmet strap. My sight is restored, but I can't focus as good as with the other eye.

source?

Similar thing happened to me when I was a little kid, I had bunk beds and I was being a little faggot and running around away from my little brother and started to climb my ladder retarded fast, little did I know my cat was right at the top of the ladder and shit heavy pant when I suddenly appeared and the fucker nearly stripped my 8 year old eye of an eyelid

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Was your farm formerly Chuck's?

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>What kind of AI do Canadian Geese run on?
SNK.boss-script

There's not a single bird that does that. user is mistaking birds eating food with butterflies.

>WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

>Imagine NOT putting your face near animals. And loving them.
That being said, I feel like cats might be harder to read than dogs, their tail movements can mean like 3 different things uncomfortable/unhappy, getting ready to pounce and supposedly considering/deciding.
Suppose non of them are really "good". signs tho.

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It has a health condition where the cat's muscles swell up twice as fast or something along the lines of that.

>THE SWARM HUNGERS

Based and inspiring

Didn't know crocs needed to get pollinated

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Cute friend.

Nah, pretty sure he didn't. He didn't rush at the guy, so he might be one of "those" kinds of crocs.

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>ks for reading my blog
Tell me it's just remaining muscle contractions from a freshly cut flesh, please.

>their tail movements can mean like 3 different things uncomfortable/unhappy, getting ready to pounce and supposedly considering/deciding
These three are pretty distinct between each other. Then again I've had a cat for 15 years so I'm able to read stuff like that

the funniest part is the dude is letting it do that out of a combination of amusement and knowing what that thing is capable of doing to a human. when you're up against a raptor that evolution forgot and can crack your bones open like popsicle sticks, there's not much you CAN do.

still like em.

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thanks doc

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goes to corner as to not disturb other passengers
courteous as fuck this birb

L-LEWD

at least buy her dinner first

>Commencig Virtuous Mission

so China wins

iirc, it's supposed to be the muscles reaction to salt or something like that, but it works only on fresh cuts

My friends neighbour had a dog that did exactly what that one does in the video. Fucker is dying slowly. The nog just thinks it's dancing

In a few hundred thousand years from now when we're all dead, will it be dolphins or octopuses who inherit the earth?

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that elephant is fuckin pissed. look at its wet ol' ears. I read that the moist ear parts is a sign that they're in heat or something like that

I thought they ate tin cans

that's fucked up

I'd say F.E.A.R. .

pigs are known to be ominivorous
I'm sure you learn that in elementary school

why can't octopus crawl

octopi will rule the lands with their manipulation ability, while the dolphin stay in their gay water

>sea pigs versus eight-limbed sea ayy lmao with 11 brains
hmm

>being this much of a pussy
>shilling a gore website
>shitting up a comfy animal thread

MOOOOOOOOOODS

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She's hot. Where's the rest?

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How do they get the spider into that position, the fuck? I doubt it's easy, fucker's probably crawling all over the damn place.

A world run by dolphins is a terrible thought.

Idungedit

i dont get it

It's the dog that is the one imitating the kid. That's not the move dogs do when they have ass problem.

it's gonna be insects and arachnids. bees(if they get that mite problem under control) ants (formicidae will take over the earth) and spiders(the portia jumping spider can memorize and replay scenes in its head while calculating movements and trajectories. it can conceptualise data in an abstract fashion as well and "imagine" routes)

sprayed with drugs

Well done.

fuck man, that thing is deaf for life now

I assume they sedate it first

poor horseshoe crabs.. normally they extract their blood through suction, painless and no incisions. this looks like a bad system

Appreciate it, doc.

What am I looking at?

what's that blue liquid?

reminder that woodpeckers and maybe humming birds eat other bird brains

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Unironically Octopus. We know they're smarter than dolphins but the thing holding them back is that they're anti-social animals
But we've seen octopus form colonies in the Pacific (after Japan's nuke plants melted down) and use our trash as tools.
Also their tentacles are objectively proven to be better graspers/manipulators than our arms/hands and it's our arms/hands that made us intelligent in the first place.

ears and tail. flat ears mean gtfo

slow, smooth tail flops are ok, mostly straight tail with twitches are pounce (also their pupils dilate right before) and fast swishes are annoyed/uncomfortable

it's blood.
horsheshoe crab blood is blue and is used in medical research and pharmaceuticals. it's normally extracted straight from the crab(it's not really a crab but i digress) through a simple suction method

mana

I'm a retard with insects, how does that work?
They spray it with shit? How do you sedate an insect, aren't they different?

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>US
Nothing of value lost

Octopuses die too quickly to use their massive intellect.

It's not ass issues. Iirc it was nerve or muscle issues

Finally I know what mana potions taste like. It tastes like crab.

thanks for reminding me of this gem, user

youtube.com/watch?v=uCcKjRRaHoc

> 16:53

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lol

Fuck off

She needs to put together a team.

Spike her wasp juice

post cat

this, octopus only live 5 years tops

It's science man. If they want to roofie a spider, they will figure out how.

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there is none. In reality she recovered fine after this happened

>small animal vs human
>animal is gifted with precognition and reacts with lightning reflexes, covering incredible evasive distances with tactical prowess matching or surpassing that of the intelligent human
>small animal vs literally anything else
>blind, braindead retard that gets stepped on/munched/crushed/trapped with no evidence of a survival instinct

explain this biologyfags

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an old photo from a "post your pet and your favorite game" thread

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>I'm a retard with insects, how does that work?
Don't worry user, it's an arachnid.

I don't know the specifics but it's how spider silk is harvested in the first place. I remember reading something about some people figuring out how to produce a synthetic version instead because the sedation/harvest process is so tedious.

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vorefags get out

you're correct
male elephant is super hopped up on hormones and prone to suddenly lashing out violently at any provocation

Bags are superior in every way.

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Those are male chicks; they normally get shredded within seconds of being sorted but I guess this farmer decided to let his goat have a snack.

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Something's wrong with my cat, can you guys tell me what it is?

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name 1 (1) game with wildlife npc interactions

>thot patrolled

How stupid do you have to be to actually think you can walk on that

>boss you mastered suddenly rek your shit

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>Canada
don't start speaking french

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Stick... Stick your dick in it.

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So stupid it's genius.

shawl/dress made from 100% golden orb weaver (this is not dyed, merely natural gold orb weaver color) silk

imagine how many spiders they had to get to make this

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>Lotad used Substitute

Most Chinese have never seen anything green beyond Disney movies

thats a chinese

>You know, I'm something of a mammal myself

is this modern work or ancient artifact?

Goats will eat anything

pretty mental how they function without a brain.

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Pretty much, herbivores just suck at hunting meat. You can even see in the goat video that the goat has to try twice to crush a helpless chick to death before he finds one that he can crush in his teeth before it jumps out of his mouth

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>no photos, thank you

That leaf can support the weight of that person, just not when she steps on it with one foot.

god i wish that was me

what are you doing here? didnt trump erected a wall?

No one says that

fuck kek

Carlos, I'm getting really fucking tired of your shit.
It's making me lose my mind.

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To a better life.

owls are so fucking goofy

turn on fox news

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Post secretary bird.

What AI is this?

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Why didn't the shark bite him?

i like how slowly and casualy he just closes his mouth

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modern, but there are historical examples as well(sorry canot find examples so the source for my claim will have to be:my ass unless you want to deep dive into google)

spider silk is amazing stuff though. if you get a gash or a papercut and wad up fresh silk from a web, applying that to a wound will make it heal FASTER due to the antibacterial and coagulating properties of silk. it's also stronger(tensile strength) than spun steel of the same volume.

>make your owlet into a great horned owl with this simply DIY hack

>based epic snapchat dog nose thot

have you seen an owl's ear?

look at this idiot talking about bideogames on Yea Forums

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what a chad

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Dog: You're not my fawther! ow God! ow my baws!

>those comments
You people are actually autistic.

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if they really wanted to see what was inside, maybe it wasnt the best idea to organise it a week in advance. that's ample time to move anything "sensetive" to another location

yes those are vegan chicks

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It even has blood around it's mouth. Reminds me of how retards complained about that elevator in sen's fortress.

What media?

Is what you have in the fucking door every day and day by day is worse.

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t. pitmommy

kek. shh. don't tell him santa doesn't exist

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FLOOFY

pic related are mine

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>check out how hard i can pee

Nice hotglue vid

>Max level shapeshifter

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widecat is wide

Looks like something Cave Johnson came up with.

rate mine

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> Why are we still here?
> Just to suffer?
> Every night, I can feel my paw... and my arm... even my claws.
> The body I’ve lost... the litters I’ve lost... won’t stop hurting... It’s like they’re all still there.
> You feel it, too, don’t you?"

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the problem with shitbulls is that they're one of mankinds created abominations.
this is why the breed must end. not natures mistake. man's.

>I shidded and cummed and farded all over my pants

So it sprays its own face?

kek.

>morph ball acquired

Kek

The more I watch it the more unsettling it gets

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just cheeky bantz, m8

cute nose and paws :3

Wait, are those ants fucking dead from that spray?
Is that steam/smoke coming from the beetle?
Why does the beetle seem fine with being sprayed with its scalding hot or poisonous piss?

Kazuhira 'Fulton a nig, I'll put him in the brig' Miller

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cringe

>non-horror game has a horror section

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What happened to him

>DIS MY SWEET WIDDLE BABY, PRECIOUS
>LOOK AD HER BEAUTIFUL SMILE
>SHE DINDU NUFFIN
>BOOTIFUL DOGGO BABY

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Hahahahahah

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Do we, humans, even use spider silk for anything we wear? I hear some of it is tougher than steel.

Lel

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did the little dog die there, I never understood

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MOUSE WHEELS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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youtube.com/watch?v=VxLacN2Dp6A

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What did these idiots expect to happen?

guess they didn't like the beetlejuice

well pardon me mister farming boots

Big boi

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>it's a Khezu episode

Here's mine, she's cute and funny

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The little dog's fine

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God pidgeons annoy the fuck out of me, I love birds, but pidgeons are some of the dumbest, rudest little cunts on the planet. FUCK pidgeons.

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WHAT THE FUCK?
VIDEO GAMES LIED TO ME

It it.

Doesn't seems like, boss

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SEETHING NAZI KEKS

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Are possums that big?

ayy

I can't fucking breathe

> you hit me......
> that really hurt, man... why'd you do that?

I'm pretty sure a kangaroo can kill you with a single kick.

>that fucking roo standing there in utter disbelief after getting socked in the gob
nice

schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

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It was choking his doggo he had to take the risk

>EY BOOBOO, IM GONNA GO STEAL THAT PIC-A-NIC BASKET

>ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

That's not a real cat, you got ripped.

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FUCK Kangaroos.

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I use geese instead of dogs to guard my house. they alert me every time. they attack anyone who enter my yard. just enough time for me to grab a gun. they're cheap to feed also.

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video games

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I love the pause and he's just like: "fuck this"

imagine staring a kangaroo in the eyes in what looks like a fist fight

So this is why there is 'Protein' listed in cereals and bread

How do you know, if there is no source?

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KANGAROOS BTFO

Same goes for me. Im even too much of a pussy to dive in video games because im afraid i will get jumped on by a sea creature that will scare the living shit out of me