Code Vein

Preorder Code Vein

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>preorder this incredibly mediocre Souls knock-off with shitty floaty combat whose only selling point is anime waifus
Yeah, no. Fuck off, permavirg.

Why is it trying to rely so hard on its fanservice to sell?

Because the game itself looks and plays like hot dogbarf. Exact same reason why every shitty weeb game is forced to rely on fan service to thirsty shit-eating weebs who will throw money at anything with an anime girl on the cover.

you seem angry

I already did

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I pre-ordered it a year ago but ended up cancelling it after half a year. I'll buy it in a few months.

tfw denuvo

I would have tried it out

have sex my man

you first

>PS4 kept boobs, but censored blood
>Clipping like there's no tmrw
>Attacks feel like they have no weight to them
>Weapon attack radius is fucked up, giant 6ft claymore can't seem to hit a target 4ft away
>Player character model has gigantism and is bigger than all NPC's
Fix these, and I'd happily buy it, but in this day and age only suckers preorder games.

>Player character model has gigantism and is bigger than all NPC's
*Yakumo blocks your path*

Get the fuck out.

he's not wrong though

Yes, he is.

Reminder that Io loves you

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Your sister is a whore

Last night I bondburgered your sister

>mad weebs
got em

Fuck no. Day 1 pirate to see if it's even worth buying on a sale.

Wasnt this game supposed to come out in 2016? The fuck happened?

...

can she get blacked in the game?

If you make a black MC sure

I already did.
I feel bad about falling for the preorder jew but I really didn't want to miss out on the preorder bonuses

I already did ages ago

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Most of the advertisment seems to be playing up the edge more than the sex appeal. Don't use threads on Yea Forums as a judge of anything

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Chika no!

post dem jiggle physics

Not even anime tiddies can make play something with souls combat.

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Anyone feel weirded out that the most trending tweets about code vein are all coming from spics?

We love edgy shit and big tits

Based.

No I hate people with stupid haircuts, not different skin tones.

Imagine the Io paizuri

>DUDE ANIME TIDDIES
No thanks. If at least the game itself would look good, but it looks like a generic floaty Dark Souls clone with edgy characters and animetits.

mia is cute

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Also I kind of feel bad about buying a denuvo game but I have accepted this is a fight we can't win, publishers know damm well denuvo costs more than it saves but they gotta appease dumbass shareholders

IO'S TITS

das it mane

>Code Vein's combat system is literally worse than a fucking chinese Bloody Spell

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i really hope sony doesn't censor this. my PC has been fucking up lately.

you have 2 months to fix that shit mate

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>i really hope sony doesn't censor this.

Dont expect that.

Can we nuke California if they censor Io?

Read first point Slippery slope

BREAKING THE LAW! BREAKING THE LAW!

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>you'll never use Mia as a guitar
why live

>Implying souls was good to begin with
El em ay oh

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Can I be a yuri girl or no?

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Fuck off.

I will buy literally any game that has cute girls or soulslike gameplay. If it has both, it's an easy day 1 preorder.

How can Louis compete?

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Yes

Seconding this question.

>yuri
>Zero penetration
Disgusting.

Same reason nier did it. Mediocre combat and a knock off of much better games.

Somebody post a pic of FeMC holding hands with Io

>zero penetration
What is
>dildos
>fingers
>toes
>some vibrators

Also, penetration is overrated.

>toes

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>>dildos
>>some vibrators
Cheating, they made their choice.

Straight sex? Fine. Two Dudes? Fine, whatever. Two women? Booooring...
Dicks need to be goin in holes, without some form of penetration its a total snoozefest.

>I can't understand why someone would enjoy something that I don't.
Ok.

Meet me in the middle and make one or both Futa's.

Seriously. Yurifags are the fucking worst.

Fuck off /u/

Stop kinkshaming and post Io, niggers

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Penetration is the worst part of sex. Intimacy and foreplay is where it's at.

t. dyke incel

Does your butt still hurt, gayboy?

>Hating on your neighbor
Fucking newfags, no respect

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keep seething incel dyke, no one will ever have sex with you

You'll never know actual love and intimacy. All you have is dicks.

but /vg/ is shit tho

This is why yurifags are cancer.

>dyke trying to pretend they know what love is
baka desu senpai

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If you define love as penetration with cocks, then I want nothing to do with that kind of "love". You can keep it.

Can you two fuck already?

Only if there's no penetration.

You can't fuck without penetration, silly

Maybe YOU can'tā€¦

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That's a limitation you chose to adhere to, though.

What?

dont talk to it

I hope they did not remove the hot springs since they announced them.

Of course they won't remove it on the JP version :')

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>that last CV trailer about Jack
>That power of yours, won't you join me?
So that's how we killing Io like Jack did with Eva

see

I hat that Jack becomes "the bad guy". He looks cool.

at least we can steal his looks after we kill him

I hope we can save Eva and make her part of our harem

See that girl? That is Io's true form. Final boss confirmed.

what did retard-kun mean by this?

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Io dies user. She is the source of the aids.

Did you just call Eva "Io's true form"?

No.

Can I be a trappy twink?

You totally did

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I want that hat

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you already are one

I did for 53$ deluxe edition

Done. Now gib milkies.

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sure
>denuvo
i'll wait for the crack instead

here

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>Preorder
Leave.

I enjoyed the demo, but no way in hell will I drop more than $30 for it.

>not pre-ordering Io's game

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>Pre-ordering games at all

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Final boss is giant Io retard. My friend is part of the dev team. Also I work for Nintendo.

B-But you would be able to see her panties!

>thinking Io's game is just a game

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>all these edgy newfags screaming 'ITS SHIT"
already preordered my newfriends, everytime you guys say a game is shit it turns out to be great.
this process has never let me down.

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>Preordering games
>Before even knowing the quality of the game
When will you fucks learn to wait until the release of games to know whether it's worth getting or not.

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There was a demo.
And even after release any game that's popular enough will have vermin screeching about how it's shit in every thread.

>what is a demo

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Yup, that sounds like my Yea Forums

I hope we can cuck jack and steal Eva as our waifu
she deserves better

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>Tfw no Io gf

>>what is a demo
>Implying the full game will be like the demo

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Can't wait to kill her.

imagine Io, Coco and Eva rubbing their tits all over your face haha

hows the online? does it have pvp?

co-op only

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Damaged goods girls need some love too

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I bet she's an absolute freak in bed

If it's not, then that's a pretty bad demo and it's usually a bad sign of things to come.

Pretty sure Eva will die / turn into the lost with a rose in her eye

Is there a vampire loli in the game?

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I can think of many unholy things that I would do to her.

>Preorder Code Vein
If i preorder will i get the mia fumo?

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ThereĀ“s a shota

no but you will get MIA BLANCA alternate outfit

No. But you will get to see Mia's fat thighs

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Imagine Io wearing Mia's outfit haha

Why characters in modern action games can't jump anymore? Sekiro was literally the first game after one thousand whit the jump mechanic, and think about it, now jump is considered a "game mechanic" and not a the simplest action in a videogame

i've already jerked off to ingame Mia tho

>tfw I beat Blade Bearer and spent the rest of the network test creeping on the girls at base and jerking off to them

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Combat systems are generally better when grounded because it's harder to design and balance aerial mobility and how enemies react to such an approach

Based

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>implying souls ia not rogue-lite lite

Is that her front or back

yes

thats her tooshie
this is front view. notice the vagina bones and cunny line

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So, we can't jump anymore because devs are lazy?

Rin's puffy cunny!

Also because it's gay anime shit and they need to appeal to normals

I'm an Xchad who pre-ordered Io's game.

>he thinks normies watch anime

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Here's your (You).

Do we know what it will look like?

Mia with Io's color palette maybe

Reminder that Mia is a slut

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