Fuck you nintendo

>YOU CAN GET A NEW NORMAL SNITCH FOR 250 EUROS ALREADY
no you can't

>Er ist so arm, er kann sich nicht einmal eine Switch mini leisten
Die Switch kostet außerdem 300 Euro in der Regel du debiler Dildo und nur ganz selten gab es Aktionen für 350 Spasti

go to /pol/ and stay in /pol/ retard

IT"S THE COLOR TURQUOISE dummy

>what are taxes?
Die normale Switch hat auch 330 Lappen gekostet als sie neu rauskam du Senfgurke.

>£200
>€230
What are they thinking with these prices? The thing is only 200 dollars in the US.

>look up mydealz
>209€ offer not available anymore
can still buy one new off of eBay for 240€

lmao cucks

>he doesnt know
mydealz.de/deals/nintendo-switch-konsole-in-neon-rot-neon-blau-fur-je-259-ebay-1356570

No, it's the plural of 'Türke', which is the German word for turk

>taxes
included in the price all over europe, unlike the American price you will spam to explain the "scam"

>selten gab es Aktionen für 350 Spasti
learn to type right before you try to insult others you illiterate retard

I paid 230€ for mine and got a free game for the shipping delay (1 week) so all in all it was 210€ for a brand new Switch for me.

>tripfag subhuman

Habe mich schon gewundert, wieso so viele Bilder vom 4Kanal Yea Forums aufm Kohl Yea Forums gelandet sind in letzter Zeit.

i'm going to beat you up

>foreign system sold in europe
as I said, you didn't but a 230 switch, you bought an import that avoided the import taxt "for some reason"

amazon.es/Nintendo-Switch-Lite-Consola-Amarillo/dp/B07V6M7YLT/ref=sr_1_2?__mk_es_ES=ÅMÅŽÕÑ&keywords=switch lite&qid=1562924368&s=gateway&sr=8-2

SPAIN FUCKED IN THE ARSEEEEEE
240 EURO KEKS
OH NONONO

viel Erfolg, ich versteck mich hinter 5000 österreichischen Bergdörfern

you could get it for that price so its legit
get fucked paycuck

What scam, what's up with this console?

>/pol/ in charge of german grammar

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gamestop.fi/Switch/Games/99902/nintendo-switch-lite-yellow-konsoli
for me? it's 245

scheiß ösikurde

For me it's no Switch lite at all.

>gamestop
you only have yourself to blame

gamestop.it/Switch/Games/127577/nintendo-switch-lite-gialla

Slightly dabbing on you Eurobros with my 219.

anything more than 180 euros is just jewness

>220
still to much

no, "Türken" is the plural, troll.

Germans really have no humor.

>not even understanding sarcasm

I'm ashamed to live in Germany.

Every german is ashamed to live in germany and be german, didn't you go to school?

Oh fugg DDDDD:

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>lite is nowhere available here
>regular switch is 360 euro
huh

Rightfully so. The country is a shithole, quickly approaching US-tier but with nogunz.

you are just retarded bro

Based and burgerpilled

200*

*plus tax

>switch lite price barely lower than OG switch even in real countries
The absolute state of nintendo

Germans do totally lack any sense of humor, but the original joke was pretty shit anyway.

>ebay
>legit
yeah I can travel to japan and get mine 169 euro omg ! And abdul sold me one he found on the floor for 50$ and some weed LMAO LEGIT

be retarded somewhere else Bernd

Dont you have import fees in germany? Here in norway, the imported item, while initially cheaper, will cost the same as a locally sold one, after these fees. Jewish government i swear.

>mfw I paid 200 euros for a near mint used one just because the previous owner thought stick drifting was an irreparable issue

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I can literally get a chink phone with better specs than this shit for that price. What's wrong with Nintendo?

same everywhere in the world you nigger
Norwegian education at it's finest

>Das fühl wenn zufälligerweise eine hackierbare Switch im März gekauft zu haben.

get dabbiert on bezahlfaggotspieler.

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Wow, that is some next level retardation. Even if it was irreparable he could have just bought a new joycon.

Us Euro countries also tend to have around 20% VAT/sales tax, in the US their "199.99" will have anywhere from 3-15% sales tax depending on state but it's not shown up front due to all states having different, it's tallied at the register.

Stop being poor, kebab.

Thanks, I'll tell your sister when she'll immigrate here.

basiert und rotgepillt

Warum sind es immer die Ösis die scheißepfostieren?
Wahrlich die Australier der DACH Region

>think everyone here is just whining over the general EU tax
>check my own online stores
oh wow
actually some stores sell the switch for CHF 300 here
for comparison's sake, 1 CHF is almost $1

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We are at the bottom when it comes to education. Your final exams are decided with a lottery. Literally a lottery that decides which exams you will have.

Meddl loide

Impossible, 20000 yen is about 160 euros, 200 dollars is about 180 euros, there's no way it climbs up to 230.

>Literally a lottery that decides which exams you will have.
Huh?

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Genug Spaß Detlef.
Zurück an die Arbeit

>ebay - media markt
jesus, stop replying to me you dumb retard

how much does UK do?

You mountain jews make a lot more money then anyone in the world. Pay up jew.

you cant play 3d mario and zelda on your phone
have sex

199

PALOMA

LE SERENATE

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everything is expensive here so it evens out
existantial minimum is considered $4k here but a lot of people are under that

OH NO QUE VAMOS A HACER ESPAÑOLESBROS?

Is that true? The old Swedish system used to be rather retarded (all students in a class on a curve, so there could only be so many top grades and someone had to get the shittiest grades even if they performed as well as their peers).

lmao based Nintendo BTFOing Yuroshits
pay up yurocucks

>mfw working in mountainjew land and living in germany
Get dabbed on, poorfags

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I love this meme

Just be better than the rest, problem solved.

>Germans do totally lack any sense of humor, but the original joke was pretty shit anyway.
t. turklover

>Of course me and the bros are picking up a Switch Lite. How could you tell?

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We both know you will suck that Nintendick, Hans

for once italy didn't get fucked.
we did it bros!

110€ price cut!

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I'll just wait for the emulator

Behindert! You can literally buy the normal one for 288€ without a discount.

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But they’re swedes

Nice try, manlytears

when are you going to kill yourself already you assborn shitwipe turdface?

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vaughny looking like he's in a different aspect ratio entirely

>tfw slav
>will just get it from a smuggler tax-free, warranty included
Enjoy your legal market, cucks

I'd rather pay double the price than touching something that a slav touched before

We changed it to individual grading based on criteria, which nowadays means that a 7th grader has to do 1980's 12th grader levels for an A. It's pretty insane.

actually slavs buy in 1st world european countries, because their own is shit:

pepper.pl/grupa/nintendo-switch

Joke’s on you, I buy from hungarians

dann kauf es nicht du affe

Game.es has it for 219

OZTIA TIO ZERA POZIBLE COME VAMOZ A IR A TODO GAZ SIN LA ONDA VITAL DE NINTENDO Y SUS GLOBOZ

We changed it to individual grading based on criteria, which nowadays means that a 7th grader has to do 1980's 12th grader levels for an A. It's pretty insane.

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seitdem Iwata ermordet wurde kostet Nintendo Zeug in Europa mehr als bei den Amis. Ziemlich scheiße uezs

>already sold out on amazon
bestellst du zum ersten mal was bei amozon vor?
da kommen wieder genug rein, guck einfach zwischendurch mal wieder rein, ganz einfach ^^

>living in a third world country
Well there's your problem

Just don't buy it.
Making it even more expensive in Europe is plain retarded and people need to call Nintendo out on this bullshit.
lel like that would ever happen

rapefugees re your currecy

>taking the poo

Ja moinnn klar ist Yea Forums kacke mit so vielen d*utschen benutzern seid alles uhrensöhne mfg der kevin

remember when the mario odyssey bundle came out in germany for 385€ without the case for the switch (which was sold seperately for 25€)? and that was at launch when everyone sold Odyssey for 40€ for a few weeks, meaning the bundle was actually more expensive than just getting the console and game

WD40 Electronics?

>uhrensöhne
das sind schweizer

>Turkis
lmao

>yuropoors whining about bing bing wahoo Lite
The jokes write themselves, you fags should play on real consoles.

FUCK GERMANS ON THE INTERNET

ANY MMO WITHOUT GERMAN SERVERS IS AN MMO I WILL NOT EVEN LOOK AT BECAUSE YOU FUCKS CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

HOMERO

>Playstation by far the most popular console in Germany
>Microsoft lowers the Xbox price
>Nintendo raises the Switch Lite price

Explain this Nintendo retardation

SPEAK ENGLISH

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mein neger.

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Every time
>I-I WAS JUST PRETENDING

kauf dir einfach ne normale switch ? Hast mehr davon und das bisschen geld mehr sind die unterschiede wert.....

You get dabbed on, you fucking idiot. You could live in non-EU and own guns and yet you prioritize money instead of freedom.

where do i find a smuggler?

you'd think it would be way less without the other stuff

DEINE MUDDA IST EIN AFFE
FUCK OFF TO REDIT YOU SUBHUMAN
>^^
FUCK OFF TO REDIT YOU SUBHUMAN

UNDER FRUGGEN MAHR FUHRER!

No it´s not, I´m german, it means turquoise you goddman annoying unfunny faggot, please just fucking off yourself and your whole family

hab ich schon
brauche eine für online
und weil die weiße nice aussieht nieeööööööö

Why are you so desperately trying to fit in?

EmuNAND, du Depp.

>Buy some ammo in Switzerland
>"Des wäred denn 399 Fränkli mit Stüra. Gohts so oda bruchans a säckli?"
no thanks

How much did the 3DS and the 3DS XL cost on release?

EL GUASON NOS LA HIZO OTRA VEZ RE CONCHALE BRUNO DIAZ SALVANOS DE ESTOS PRECIOS!

Mi chiedo se i 19 sono per il pre-ordine o se è il prezzo fisso. Thing is it's not on Amazon yet, can't compare the Gamestop price

everyone who want a Bing BIng Wahoo console deserves to pay atleast 600 euros for being retarded

At least you have the possibility to buy that.

das ist wahr

>Was? Ja klar könnd ich etzala ne Schwitsch Leid gebrauchne, Dennis

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Considering the fact that I would earn three times the amount I do right now in Germany, 399 CHF sounds quite cheap.
Also you can still go over the border and buy everything else you need. Fun fact: If you buy groceries in Germany and bring it back to your home in Switzerland, you get the tax back.

HAAAAALT STOP! ES BLEIBT ALLES HIER SO WIE ES IST

hier sind ja voll viele deutsche :D Lasst uns deutsche memes sagen xD

In the ads, selling many units for lower prices.

>£200

FUCK Nintendo

should have been £180 at most

>complaining about taxes set by your government to fucking Nintendo and Yea Forums
kys German fag

what's the current price? because if it's not under 200 then no thanks

>$200
>£200
>€230
>dollar worth less than either of those currencies

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>caps und smileys
schöner köder neuer bernd. das ist kein richtiger deutscher faden hier.

Weg mit den Burgern, Vierkanal gehört jetzt uns :D

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what are taxes, kiddo

Haben wir noch Pepps?

because this is not your site subhuman
this is our weeb site where we dont want normie scum

Müsste Sascher fragen

Oubli pas le pourboire :)

aber der is bisschen auch ein Otto geworden aber ich respektier den. der hat zwei daumen gemacht, muss man auch erstmal können so

>If you buy groceries in Germany and bring it back to your home in Switzerland, you get the tax back
Yeah, and you get fucked and spit on by the toll officers every time you do. Have fun spending half an hour there every time you buy something in Germany, cause they consider you a Volksverräter and try to piss you off as much as they are legally allowed to

Gib Pro-Version, Scheißtendo

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Yeah i forget that Americans don't show the tax on the product before you actually get to the total

Why don't you two time WW losers stop spamming your shitty ass language?

Cope you retard you were wrong

>meine geheime webseite bu hu! normalos! REDDIT!.
werd erwachsen burgerfresse

Each state has a different tax. Even the highest tax rate here is lower than what you people are gonna pay for electronics in general though. BURP!

Just threaten them with your gun. Problem solved

Schaut euch diesen Burger an. Merkt der nicht, dass der Vierkanal uns gehört?

Why don´t you fuck off to a different thread if you dont speak the language ? This isn´t YOUR thread you piece of shit

no pro in 2019 confirmed

How does it feel being a monoglot?

German/Austrian prices:
Nintendo Switch: €329 ($371)
Nintendo Switch Lite: €229 ($259)

Prices for NSW in USD to EUR
Nintendo Switch: €266
Nintendo Switch Lite: €178

I hate Nintendo.

Leute, wo krieg ich eine CFW fähige Switch her? War leider zu blöd eine release Switch zu kaufen, Mario interessiert mich nicht und Zelda könnte ich auch auf Wii U zocken. Aber jetzt gibts bald Rune Factory, Zeit für ne Switch, aber Spiele kaufen kommt für mich nicht in die Tüte (außer Rune Factory natürlich)

Reported you for hate speech, nigga

Kleinanzeigen.

no me buying a switch in 2019 confirmed then

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Ebay schauen oder halt mit der Androidäpp durch die Läden gehen und alten Bestand suchen.

Piratenschwuchteln werden hier nicht toleriert, Bursche!

We need /vint/ nao!

The normal one get's sold for 295€
real.de/product/316865249/?utm_source=idealo&utm_term=29495&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=de&utm_campaign=pricecomparison&sid=21915679

I speak 4 languages son.

>what are taxes

eBay? Pretty sure people are selling theirs already. You could also make Kleinanzeigen and put them up in shops on the cork board.

Rules say this is a English speaking board.

>schwuchtel
>w
Komm is jut.

>PS4 release price
>$400
>€400

>Switch release price
>$300
>€330

>Switch Lite release price
>$200
>€230

Explain this, Nintendorks.

Who with >AfD here?

Nintendo doesn’t sell you switches, retard.
Your domestic companies buy them and sell them to you and your government makes you pay huge taxes for them on top of the sellers’ prices.
What the fuck does Nintendo have to do with this?

400 bucks =/= 400 jewros

Nin10cels are apple tier drones. Nintendo could charge €1000 for the switch and it would sell out

Ich bin überzeugter Grünenwähler muss auch gleich los auf die Fridays for Future, Brudi!

but it has mobile mobility!

Germans are fucking retarded what else is new?

What's the price of the Lite in German Amazon?

日本

Nintendo is retarded.
It's that simple. Especially since the Playstation is by far the most successful console in Germany.
Yet they recommend a selling price. In this case it was set at 229€.
400€ including taxes though.

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>400€ including taxes though.
Texan here. 8.9 tax means it is still cheaper at around 435 bucks.

No price yet

Every US state has its own taxes % so they advertise the price without taxes. Honestly kys gehirnlette.

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I know it is but that was always their defense. Making it even more expensive than just changing the currency sign is plain retarded and only tolerated by retards.

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They're gonna launch a better version right?

*an English speaking board
Vollidiot.

>J-jaannieeeees! S-sie machen es schon wieder

Original switch is going to go up once pro destroys cfw scene

>ausfag
>Normal Switch with everything is $350-379 AUD
>Switch Lite is $329 AUD
I really wonder why Nintendo bothers. I got my Switch in 2017 for Xenoblade 2 for $379 AUD. Who would pay $329 AUD for a handheld only switch?

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Niggers obviously don't know about tax. In Germany there is tax included in this price, in Murica it's added after the fact

soooo, where do you get a switch for 250 euros? I am in Athens, the cheapest I've seen was 310 euros

the internet

Even Russia got fucked over with pricing.
It’s 16500₽ (232€, $262)

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Media Markt, Saturn, Real all had them for 260 + game/30€ e shop card

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I swear Italy is the most ignorant country regarding tech. I've seen people buy whole new computers just because their old ones (bought like a year back) were performing worse over time. Everybody here buys the newest shit but can't admit when they fuck up and would rather buy all over again rather than fixing it themselves/seek the help of a professional

This is perfect thread to ask, where to buy games in France (Lyon, Marseille, Montpellier)?
I’m gonna be there on vacation right when FE:3H releases, I want to pick it up for my return flight.

Great I got you to speak an actual language. Now pay more reparations to Israel fag.

From a nigger carring a hawker's tray.
Or wallmart.

Plus tip kek

Fuck off baguette, go wave a white flag or something

any electronics store

>normie
Obvious newfag

The switch was being sold for 17500₽ at an "E3 hype" sale like less than a month ago lmao
What the fuck is nintendo doing

>no tv output even though it is already built into the hardware
Whoever buys this is a massive faggot and should not have the right to vote or drive a vehicle.

Like what? You think I know electronic stores in a foreign country? I only found LDLC, but everyone says it’s overpriced shit and they tend to have shops in the outskirts.
Also mainstream electronic stores don’t always have games, switch games or just released games.

In deinen Träumen

Why wold you even buy that version?

It’ll probably be 280 leaf bux

As oppose to 300 plus tax and tip

>waaaah mamma merkel!
Cope