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Siri, text mom I'm horny.

Waiting for a call from an employer. The interview went great, but now I'm afraid it went too great and they might go for someone less ambitious.

OP, I used to be you, 7 years ago. Thank you for carrying on the same tradition that I did many 4ams ago.

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How old are you now?

Good luck based law-bro im doing the same.

>drift from highschool friends towards end of highschool and barely stay in touch post highschool
>forge new friend group from people who went to same highschool
>few years later and drifting away
maybe it's time to make friends at college

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27. God speed user.

How tf people work daily?
>Tried to work
>there only consulter and fast food jobs here
>need to get medical license to work with food
>ok go consulter
>just staying in the shop doing nothing
>1 client in an hour
>d-do you need help?
>no thanks
>keep staying
>bored to death
>user put that shit on the shelves
>done in 5 minutes
>keep doing nothing
>take my phone to check Yea Forums
>manager screams at me
>ok no phone I guess
>8 hours shifts just staying doing nothing
I started going insane on the second day and left the job

I'm two years older than you.

Wtf that was literal easy money

get better at job hunting. work in a warehouse if you have to.

Yeah, thanks.
Tho I am starting to question my sanity.

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may your journey be prosperous.

Literally me, I hate being a loser

>wake up
>go to work (decent job decent money)
>go home
>smoke weed and watch twitch
>sleep
>repeat

I wonder when I'll get tired of this life.....

My job is the same except my manager doesn't give a shit. I get paid to browse Yea Forums all day.

It's like quarter to seven Stu... Why are you making pudding this early?

I've unironically lost control of my life, but I don't really give a fuck either.

Wagecuck, vidya, die.

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How will whitebois ever compare?

>get in credit card debt
>take out loan to get out of credit card debt
>get into credit card debt again

ok guys help me out here

Because some of us don't have mammies slavering vagina to crawl back into you parasite.

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Wageslave more, declare bankruptcy, or kill self.

Sucks to be you huh

When a manager tells you to put your phone away when theres nothing to fucking do, you go on and tell that manager that there's nothing to fucking do and you'll sue his ass for thinking you're some sort of slave who's not allowed to have fun during downtime at work. Even if it's bullshit, just talk back to him and intimidate him. Don't take that shit from nobody, nigga. If a job involves downtime, you can do whatever the fuck you want during that downtime, as long as you're not shirking job duties by becoming distracted.

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I feel bad for your parents...

God I hate Americans.

Does life insurance cover suicide?

No. Unless you make it look irrefutably accidental/get somebody to kill you in a way that isn't obvious assisted suicide.

Cut expenses, do you eat out a lot? Cook at home dude. Drink liqour? Stop it. Make your own hooch. Make your own snax and drinx. Don't buy stupid expensive coffee when you're out and about.

Just go take a certification course for becoming an electrician or a plumber or some shit, you fucking baboons. I wish I had the free fucking time as some of you NEET faggots but I ain't got a family and am stuck here as an immigrant so I gotta waste all my fucking time in dead end jobs and listen to you priviliged fucknuggets whine while being blind to how fucking easily you can solve your stupid shit. You got families and NEET bux to support your ass while you learn a skill for a few months but that's somehow too hard for ya? God damn...

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You could go be a NEET in your own country.

Should I give my buddy $100 for shrooms tomorrow?

This can help.

I pretty much live on Uncle Ben's rice, can get a package for 99 cents, cooking up two can fill you up. Depressing existence, but whatever.

>soon to be 24
>never worked a single day in my life
>no driving license
>spent so much time indoor living at night that sunlight physically hurts me
>About to start the third year of some bullshit bachelor
>0$ in my bank account
>can't hold a stare, slur my words and drop my spaghettis everywhere
someone please hold me

Don't do drugs unless you plan to off yourself soon, such a waste of time and money.

>05:07
If you're going to do it, do it right.

But they're fun......

Dude why the fuck are you buying those. You could make nice flavored rice at home with a big bag of it, some seasonings and broth. Okay you know what just go here sometime budgetbytes.com I only recommend it because it has good pages on pantry essentials and shit.

You're just gonna have your ancestors screaming at your for dropping a hundred on mushrooms dude :/

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>east coast
gee no wonder you're miserable

Nah they understand me, they have good jobs that use their degree, I got uni degree too (got it for free btw), but there are no jobs for my degree in my small town, so I just live as a neet and you know I don't spend that much money, eat twice a day, maybe buy 1 vidya in 3 months but thats it, just sitting at home playing vidya so I'm a good kid

Right, which is why you can do them if you plan to kys. Otherwise the "fun" bites you in the ass big time.

They're unironically pretty good, and like I said, it's cheaper.

Na man nothing is better than dropping and hiking in the woods for a few hours.

How is it cheaper tho? I'm in Canada but I can get a fifteen kg sack for rice for 14 bucks, cheaper if I'm thrifty. And that lasts me for a month or more ( I eat a lot of rice bowls and fried rice haha) Not saying those Bens rices aren't any good but that's just my opinion

Who here has the worst job?

Well I do an actual retarded person's job... carryout. It's hard to work off reserve nobody wants to hire injuns. Been thinking of trucking or working in Alberta

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Cheaper as opposed to other shit.

Two bags is $ 2, eating both is filling for a night, can buy 14 for $14, that's 8 days of food with enough variety of flavor t keep it tolerable.

Making it yourself means also having to buy the sauces/spices to do that, too.

I do, CNA. Treated like 'the help' while literally wiping asses, getting paid barely over minimum wage.

Worst thread I've ever seen. Embarrassing, even for Yea Forums

I wagecuck at Domino's; it's actually pretty decent.

Easy, but enough work to keep you busy so the day won't drag on, and the regular fuck-up pizzas can feed you, saving grocery money.

excuse me but we've been having this thread every night for the last 10+ years.

>F5
>no new posts
>repeat

Someone free me

Check auto and play vidya.

I just need ANY job, that would pay enough, you guys don't know how easy you have it, in my shithole even if you work 5/2 8 h/day you get 200-300$ at best, its barely enough to buy food
The thought that I'll never leave this shit where I was born is killing me. I go outside and all I see is drug addicts/alcoholics/tons of rubbish everywhere I run back and escape in vidya games

I'm writing my college application essay, what's up with you guys

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No idea what hooped means but you're fucked if you don't have a drive to succeed right fucking now.