Steam friend messages you telling you to "have sex"

>projecting suicide
you first

Howdy.

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Yes. Check your inbox btw.

But I didn't even ask for it, I was just happy to get it.

I had a Steam friend once who i got in contact via discord who turned out to be a furry, and then he spammed me with pictures of him in a fursuit.
I blocked him at some point.
Then he changed his profile pic to black on steam and renamed himself to "Goodbye".
He hasn't come back since.

I might have caused a furry to off himself.
Oops.

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So, who's playing video games?

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Far from it, faggot

dont have trannies for friends then

Sleep!

Alright
I'm kinda embarrassed because I'm too much of a newfag to know how to check my inbox.

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You have to go to the /z/ board

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>i-im not projecting! i bet you all think about it!
sure thing, nigger. the only thing these fags think about is dick.

you need a Yea Forums gold account to see your messages

404, damn got pranked.

I just got done brushing my teeth,I have a few other things to do before bed!

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Good job user, proud of you

>I had a Steam friend once who i got in contact via discord who turned out to be a furry, and then he spammed me with pictures of him in a fursuit.

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Good job user.

>tranny safe space thread
Cringe!
I’m telling /pol/

based furrykiller

Why would I pay to suffer in this shithole

What are some social games that you can make friends on?

I will never stop.

good bait

HAVE SEX with me

And suicide. Fucking weaklings can't stop talking about it.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648/
How do I get friends?

Holy based. If only we could follow in your footsteps then we might all have contributed to making this existential hell just slightly more bareable

reply with u mad
it cancels out

How's about slow down instead? I'm almost ready, I just need a bit more time...

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it's not about the game , it's about you , user

you guys are all cock teases, but I guess thats why I like ya.

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You can start by accepting my invite.

nice. any games before bed?
sup tomoko poster

Don't worry user I already have friends, I just want to make some more and I want to know the most social game out there nowadays

L O N D O N

Come on now, fellow young person! There's no slowing down!

sorry i'm in the prison colony

Nope, bedtime means no games. I just gotta take my multivitamin and undress and I'm outta here. Feel free to come to bed too.

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you dilate and kill yourself

i used to post my profile a lot around in 2012 and when impromptu ace of spades was popular on this board

nowadays im just so tired. i feel like all the friendfags are too high maintenance for me. everyone gets mad at me if i just take a few days to be a social recluse and unadds me

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>I just gotta take my multivitamin
*switches meowies vitamins with girl pills*
oops

I'm dilating right now.

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If you're watching an anime like Oreimo, chances are you aren't having sex.

>two months later, user realizes it wasn't banter
i bet you're kind of a guy who turns down girl's invitation for a coffee because it's evening and you don't like coffee too much anyway, and then you realize what you've done two months later

ok
sup

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Doing god's work

you know id like to but i got about another 3-4 hours of drinking in me to appease.
>multivitamin
cute. is it a flintstones gummy or a one-a-day(women)?

>i bet you're kind of a guy who turns down girl's invitation
Girl's don't invite me to do anything, since I'm a fat loser who watches anime and is also a virgin.

Yeah yeah, I'm off to bed now. Goodnight.
Aren't I already girly enough for you homos? I have no interest in such things.

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i‘d be okay with you, since i never text my other friends. but we‘re talking neo-neo-Yea Forums here. i missed my opportunity.

Good job, user. i'm actually proud of you

Sleep well and thanks for the chuckle.

That's sad user, try not to feel too bad about it, he was probably in a bad place and was looking for support and so forced it on you.

I can't imagine sharing contact details with all the shady manipulative people on Yea Forums now

BIG WHOOPSY UWU

>Aren't I already girly enough for you homos?
you can never be too girly

yeah, I felt kinda bad about it at first but i never wanted to be such a close friend with him
I should have just told him that and it might have gone better.

not much. mindlessly slaying giants in aot2 and drunk as fuck while doing so. still hunting for friends? played anything today?
>Aren't I already girly enough for you homos?
aggressively honestly. no idea how a man gets that passive.
gn you slut

Have sex both ironically and non ironically.

>tfw I have more fun talking to you guys in these threads than I do talking to any of my "friends"
anyone else know this feel

A girl would post pictures of themselves more often.

also it would be fun to watch your tiny thing shrink a bit more

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Meowie do you have a discord or something?

Just got done having sex
Ask me anything

You shouldn't drink, that's bad for you. But yes, it is a one a day women's. Before anyone starts thinking anything weird, the women's vitamins only differ by the addition of iron and anemia runs in my family.
I must retain some masculinity.

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Have sex.

Did your Ass-Womb get pregnant?

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I would, but my gf(female) is asleep

I tried to beat more N++ but got tired.
were it so easy

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it sucks and i miss how easy and carefree it used to feel, yeah

but it's okay. i have very few friends left from those days, but those i do still have i appreciate a lot

>tfw want a discord "friend" but dont want to share him with all the other friends he probably has

I want an exclusive discord friend for at least a while.

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Yes, I won't answer tonight though since I'm going to bed after a friend stops talking with me. Meowie#7929
I'll get around to it when I feel up to it... I plan on crossplaying at some point so I'll definitely have pictures of that up. I'm going to make some chainmail.

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Why?

>But yes, it is a one a day women's. Before anyone starts thinking anything weird, the women's vitamins only differ by the addition of iron and anemia runs in my family.
oh don't worry, i fully expected it to be womens, you don't have to justify yourself to me, cutie.
>I tried to beat more N++ but got tired.
sleepy tired or motivation tired? i played n+ waaaaaay way back on 360 and remember it being a pain with friends. not really my type of game i think.

Venus Thigh Trap#4332 add me but say you're from Reddit so I know you're from this thread.

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Well, I don't even really have many disc friends(they're literally all just irl friends). I'm starting to suspect I distance myself from actually finding people in these threads simply because they would have to put up with me.

For what purpose?

>sleepy tired or motivation tired?
both
I'm gonna stay up all night I think.

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Based. We'll be waiting for your another report.

video games

Go to sleep, faggot.

no

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I don't think there's much to report on.
Either he abandoned the account or killed himself.

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he's offering

>I'm gonna stay up all night I think.
well hey that makes two of us. id co-op a game with you if youd like, but you sound demotivated to play anything atm.

>not having sex with your friend

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Shit, I don't have the chart memorized. What's the correct response??

I'm offering!

dilate

>want to have sex with friend
>hes straight
such is life

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You're too fat.

pick up your phone and dial eight

Just want to erp with some one of the same commitment level, cant get into it if this dudes is just going through the motions since im like the 10th guy he fucked around with this week.

Same as RL

Im sure you are a lovely person

Message him back and tell him to play video games

I'm gonna progrram.

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>fuck my friend who has a crush on me
>cry because I wish I was fucking my ex instead
>tfw she comforts me after sex and says she'll help me move on
Sex doesn't solve anything you incels. Have sex.

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Haha, Leon's anxious because Chris is beating him in that game.

Where I live it's like 10AM.
Didn't get any sleep tonight and I feel like shit.
This had to happen the night where I wanted to try lucid dreaming or maybe try to actually remember my dream.
Fuck

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Then dilate.

I'm only 61kg >:(

Have sex with me. If you don’t your a dumb tranny faggot who should off themself

Well, you have bad taste in video games.

>steam friend messages you “nigger”

you don't live near me

>get told to have sex
>don't
HAHAHAHAHA JOKES ON YOU

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BASED

You guys are continuing?

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>higurashi
based

well, at least you have motivation to do something, then. working on something this late into the night though? damn.

You're either a manlet or a lanklet.

I really need to have sex.

Yeah I feel you. Being promiscuous with your feelings is unironically the same as being an STD-ridden roastie.

Of course. We need to talk to eachother.

go away cebruz

Yes.

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I'm fat, hairy, and shower and change my underwear once a month. I don't have air conditioning so I've been stewing in my own sweat for weeks. I also masturbate multiple times a day so my crotch smells so noxious you'd probably pass out if you came near me. Anyone wanna have sex with me?

Step 1) Dilate
Step 2) Kill yourself
Step 3) Have sex

see

Guess I'll stick around again, some of the posts got really funny towards the end

>steam "friend" messages me with anything i don't like
>remove them
problem solved.

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>just want to get off with someone
>erp
>now I'm apparently obligated to deal with emotional baggage and relationship bull
>if they're a dom type they always imply you're automatically their toy
>if they're a sub type they automatically get clingy as fuck
>just want to jerk off and go back to playing videogames
Fuck off

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Link the previous thread I wanna see

Dude same.

not me

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>if they're a dom type they always imply you're automatically their toy
how do i get one of these

They sound better than they are. You're basically nothing to them and you'll just be tossed aside the second their peepee gets hard looking at some other neet's anime avatar. It's not healthy. Look after yourself user.

buy them games

by posting discord/steam and buying me a game durr

...

well, that sucks. i kinda just want a guy thats into the dom/sub relationship during sex(or when they're horny and just want to jack off together or something, idc) but still wants to be around me and play games and shit after. is that really too hopeful?
i said a dom, not an abuser.

false, im dom and have feelings too. If you show it, then you break the illusion of being the dom, ultimately the sub has to follow you around willingly. I do my best to take care of my sub to the best of my ability and always want the best for them.

tell him he a good boi and he dindunuthins he was jus tryin to get a grip on life yo bitch ass crakas

That sounds like Meowie would be perfect for you.

I mean I guess if you're just after the sexual side to it it's fine. Just don't be abused user.

Make more videos faggot.

:0

What game? I might be willing to buy you something, user...

It's fine to show emotion. As a sub I wouldn't see you as any less for it. Quite the opposite. I don't like relationships to be entirely about the sexual side to things. I like that tenderness and affection. Don't be afraid to show that side. We know you're strong. You can be compassionate as well as strong.

suck my dick cebruz

Which video games?

sounds more like what i think a dom should be. you understand that its an illusion and not some kind of realistic struggle. you also understand that youre human and capable of error too. emotion is good(and can be hot when applied right in my opinion). i assure you that whoever you dom for is very lucky
meowie is for teasing
i must be confused as i really have always seen dom/sub relationships to be very sexual and not entirely descriptive of a relationship but rather a small facet of one

well, what's stopping you?

Yes. If you're tired, go to sleep.

rimworld or fatal bullet
and you better be some rich boy not a faggy neet who is gonna starve

No way fag

I chuckled.

>i said a dom, not an abuser.
what is the difference

Thank you for your service

Im not domming anyone right now, I have been RL and online single since I started going back to school a over year ago. I just wanted to get the record strait, doms are just as worried about their subs finding other doms as you guys are. But we cant react to it as much.

>steam friend messages you “i miss being inside you”

>steam friend invites you to VR chat and starts panting over you as they ram their hips into their pillow

youtube.com/watch?v=0zSjTWAJ_NY
You do listen to kino, right anons?

that sounds kind hot actually

shit user this actually got me, i havent played a sims game since 1
didn't think they did this shit. at first i was laughing my ass off then without realizing it i was bumpin
thank you

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alright, someone link the video.
you know the one.

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>Implying he offed himself
>Implying he didn't just make a new steam account, or even get on an alt just to ghost your ass.

I've had it happen to me twice now. Both times, it was over a 'relationship' they begged to have happen, then all of a sudden I refuse to do ERP for the 100th time that month and "WAAAH IM KILLING MYSELF U KILLED ME U FUCK" then they blank their account.

And I later found them, both times, by sheer luck.

People do this kind of shit, user, so don't feel guilt until you see the obituary.

ERPfiends are the most broken people, and the most insane. I fucking swear.

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please don't I DON'T WANT ANONS WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT TO BE TAINTED

Thanks, user.
I shouldn't jump to conclusions.

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I'd post it if it weren't removed off streamable. I think someone uploaded it somewhere else.

How does one "have sex"?

Rip, I would have posted myself, but I lost the link.
There is an unlisted one on Youtube somewhere but I can't find it in my history.

Yeah unfortunately I have watch history disabled.
You have to dilate first.

*leans in close* You wanna find out? :3

Put your peepee in my pooper.

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insert benis into bussy

>click message box
>no u
>press enter

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>You have to dilate first.
this, anyone who has told you to have sex has already dilated and are waiting for you. you can either dilate yourself and find someone to tell them to have sex OR you fuck the one that told you to have sex because they've already dilated

Speaking from experience, when people do off themselves, they don't change their steam profile and shit because, usually, the thing that made them decide the best way to handle their trauma was to suck-start a pistol is MUCH more important. It's just like those people who go "look at how depressed I am uwu" and post pictures of them just barely breaking the skin with a fucking thumbtack to "cut" themselves.
He was 100% trying to make you feel like shit to get back at you for blocking him.
I made the mistake of getting into a relationship with a "girl" I met over Steam. 'Dated' for about 4 years, I had just gotten out a bad, abusive relationship and I was absolutely enamored with her, so I didn't notice all of the weird controlling shit she was doing so I wound up becoming dependent on her. When she realized she had hooked me, she started to grow distant, and absolutely relished in watching me squirm as I frantically tried to repair what we had. She was 'suicidal' to and loved to pretend she was about be home-invaded or raped to torture me when I wasn't terribly active with her.
Then, one day, absolutely made it apparent that "I wasn't doing enough" and ranted about killing herself, before sending me a 'fake' image of her bleeding wrists and going "Goodbye..." dramatically, then abandoned her account and everything else.
2 years later, I accidentally re-discover an account that matched everything about her, or at least game/interest-wise. Turns out, 'she' was in fact a 'he' who was trying to make it big for CSGO. Thought about ruining the attempt to get revenge, decided the scummy little fucker wasn't worth the trouble.
I still have major trust issues over that shit, he fucked me up big time.

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>it's another gay steam friends thread
I just want normal friends, man

*ahem*
45%

> It's just like those people who go "look at how depressed I am uwu" and post pictures of them just barely breaking the skin with a fucking thumbtack to "cut" themselves.
I'm honestly shocked people do this at all. Whenever I think about death or harm as a concept I just get really introspective. It never ends in harm or even thought of suicide, because both are for pussies. I get that they're attention-seekers but have they ever actually given it any REAL thought?

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no one here knows

>4 years
>didn't even have "her" use a mic
How old are you?

And also keep hydrated.

>Needy steam friend gets clingy and constantly writes you about trivial boring shit going on in their life
>Whenever you try to talk to them about your life they obviously aren't interested and try to turn the conversation back to themselves

Nigga stop being such a bitch

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thank you for your service

i have to get out of this thread before my fucking sides end up in orbit

28. I was that desperate for attention. I had my suspicions, but it was better to pretend. I'm better now, but I still have moments where the loneliness gets to me.

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>Steam friend messages you to beg you to "have sex", with him.

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Desperate for four years? How old were you when this happened? What excuse did he use for not using a mic?

>steam friend reminds you that a better version of this thread was made several months back by me using that exact same gif image
you're a hack, OP.

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H Y D R A T E

im fat

Wtf is with all of the mental illness in this thread? Can you just not form stable relationships?
And ignore random faggots on steam, especially ones with anime (tranny) or furry profile pictures.

I was 22, just getting out of my first relationship where I was abused. I was always kind of a loner that hated being lonely, so I LEPT at the chance to have a taste of a relationship, and it got so bad that I'd be walking on eggshells just walking out of the bedroom if she was already awake. Always wanted to know where I was, what I was doing, when I'd be back, and I'd need her 'permission' to do everything. She started hitting and slapping me and shit, then saying how much she's sorry and crying and how she'll change, and then she'd do it all over again. She did it for the argument-sex shit, so when that was over I was absolutely destroyed, and then suddenly I have someone telling me everything I want to hear if I promise to just ERP with them every so often, so I lept on that. The excuse he gave was that is was either broken, he was scared, or just didn't want to. A few times, he sent me pre-recorded messages he had made, and he could pull off the voice pretty well, but I could tell by the... Tenor? Tone? Like, something was off, but I was like "Fuck, man, I got someone loving me, for real this time, this feels fucking great dude" so I didn't call him out. It was fucking bad, and I'll tell the full story proper if any Anons here care about it.

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Did you even play games with him?