What's the most predictable & boring top games list imaginable?
What's the most predictable & boring top games list imaginable?
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That, really.
all the games ive played in that list are pretty good
I can appreciate Mega Man 11 and Sonic CD being there.
>DKC2
Man of culture
A list of your favorite games, you retarded fun-nazi
>ST
Fallout New Vegas
Metal Gear Solid 1/2/3
Devil May Cry 3
Silent Hill 2
Nier (the original, not Automata that's too popular)
Any Zelda game
Any Mario game
The World Ends With You
Ghost Trick
DKC2
Dark Souls
Red Dead Redemption
Half-Life
Castlevania SOTN
The Witcher 3
If you have any of these in your top favorites, you need to play more video games.
Name 5 examples of good videogames then
Out of all those I only have F:NV in my top games and why shouldn't I?
somebody got so angered by people making posts on a video game board that they made this image
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Teнь Чepнoбыля - 2007, Aнтoн Бoлшaкoв
グラディウスV - 2004, 井内ひろし
Undertale - 2015, Toby Fox
ルールオブローズ - 2006, 石川 修司
ミザーナフォールズ - 1998, たいち いしづか
None of these games are bad, but this is the correct answer
Ocarina of Time or Link to the Past
Mario 64 or Mario World
Tetris (no specific version, just Tetris)
Pokemon Red/Blue
Half Life 2
Morrowind
MGS3
Undertale
Dark Souls 1
Dark Souls games are not that good and people claim to enjoy it due to the circlejerk.
NieR: Automata, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mass Effect 2, Super Mario Odyssey, Red Dead Redemption, Breath of the Wild & Persona 4-5 are all far superior
because he's a fucking idiot that wants to be different from everyone else and look good for anonymous posters who couldn't care less about him. check out this embarrassing retard
Got to have Earthbound in every top 10 games list to get the retro RPG points.
New Vegas
TF2
MGS3
Silent Hill 2
Majoras Mask
Persona 4
Undertale
100% Orange Juice
Civ 5
see, you have a point, but also, the games are popular here for a reason: they're great games.
of course they are, it's just super boring taste
on that list re1 and silent hill 2 are the only overrated ones
This, whenever someone calls you a "Pleb or NPC" we aren't insulting the games. We are insulting your extremely boring taste, that makes it hard to tell if you are being genuine or if you just claim to like them to hide your actual shit taste
But in contrast to those Dark souls is actually fun.
I know this is an alien concept to most people on Yea Forums though and they get triggered when that's the main appeal of a game.
gotta limit my list to one nintendo game only because the holy taste arbiters will call me gay otherwise and that would hurt my feelings!
Is there a hipster version of that with games like SMT 2 and Fallout 2 instead?
19yo boomer here
>Fallout New Vegas
I mean, come on. It’s the only bearable Bethesda game.
>God Hand
Never played it, prolly not my type
>Resident Evil
I like 4 more, sue me
>Dark Souls
I mean, come on!
>DMC 3
Easily replayable, takes the good of the series and jacks it up tenfold, good story, fun combos, really good game
>MGS 3
... I mean, come one bro. Best game ever made. #1 on my list
>SMT Nocturne whatever the fuck
Not as good a Persona 4
>Silent Hill 2
only game that can be this unique, everything else remotely close is a rip off
>Majora’s Mask
eh i liked twilight princess more
So am I a normie Yea Forums?
Dying to a shitty boss and having to replay an area 4-5 times isn't fun, contrary to popular belief. Just because the game and its community acknowledge that it's unnecessarily difficult does not excuse how much of a chore it is to play.
>git gud
The entire appeal of the game is that you will die a lot. That is unquestionable. It's just a time waster with lore.
New Vegas is not a Bethesda game unless you mean published by Bethesda
In which case you got Doom and shit as well
God, what the fuck does that even mean. Taste isn't an exercise in making you less bored abour your life.
I meant Publishing lol, forgot that Doom, Wolfenstein, and Dishonored were Bethesda. Almost too good to believe lol
You are a normie, but it's got nothing to do with the games and everything to do with you. Now, please, get off my board.
yessir
Shit taste
Play Thief 1&2, Rain World, and Romancing Saga 2.
What a pathetic casualfag.
>Ever Oasis
BASED
stop playing like a reckless jackass and use your estus.
a first-time player cannot win with just slashing and dodging, use your items and cheapshot the bosses. you can kill the taurus demon by repeatedly jump-stabbing at it from the tower or making his dumb ass commit suicide off the exposed ledges.
I like the first Thief better
Nice deflection. Can't even counter anything I'm implying because it's unobjectionably true. "You're casual". This means "You don't want to play a game that's main goal is to frustrate you".
Is this not-so-secretly a 3x3 thread?
you won't even die a lot if you follow this one simple instruction
be careful and take your time
also take the time to branch out and try different things, like magic and stuff, Dark Souls difficulty is a meme, its rough, but hardly insurmountable if you aren't being a retard and running headfirst into deathtraps and ambushes
You're objectively a casual gamer who can't stand when a game challenges him.
Dark Souls isn't all that difficult. I am, by and large, pretty bad at games, and Dark Souls isn't difficult. It's just punishing if you play like a retard, which earned it a certain reputation among people who liked sucking themselves off for playing the game.
And you preferred Dishonoured to them both? SHAMEFUL
I've probably played more games than you and at least half of these qualify as masterpieces no question about it
Why should one have to resort to exploitative tactics just to make the game bearable? Where is the fun in this? Perhaps I just don't see it. I'm fairly certain that no one obtains actual "fun" from playing the game itself. The "fun" they obtain is the satisfaction and relief of finally killing a boss and knowing they won't have to spend another 20-30 minutes replaying the same area. The enjoyment is not having to play more of the game.
That wasn't me
Thief Gold has been in my "to-play" for some time, I have not played it
Rain World seems cool, not sure about Romancing Saga
You're getting upset because I'm not a mindless trend-follower. "Everyone loves Dark Souls so I must love Dark Souls". Sorry man I can't say that with honest intent.
I'm not upset that casualfags exist, I'm just disgusted when I see them.
Hollow Knight was my GOTY until I played Rain World, if that nudges you in the right direction
Maybe check out Ghost Trick and Dragon's Dogma? (I admit I don't know much about JRPGs so these might be misses rather than hits)
>Not as good a Persona 4
No opinion you have holds any weight.
At least you admit it.
I honestly hate the "HARDEST GAME EVER" circlejerk the fanbase became after Dark Souls got famous. I really enjoy the series because they were just drenched in atmosphere and it was cool to slowly explore hostile and dangerous areas that all had grotesque and interesting monsters to see.
I know that Dark Souls' tagline was "Prepare to Die," but I always felt like its difficulty was really measured and dying over and over again was really integrated into what was going on in its world and story. What made the player special in a world filled with undead was that the player wouldn't give up after dying and kept their sanity instead of truly hollowing. I dislike DS2 and DS3 ("dislike" is strong, but I definitely like them a lot less) because DS2 was dumb difficulty and it didn't feel like really exploring believable areas--it was just a series of obvious challenge gauntlets--and DS3 tread a bunch of old ground, so it didn't feel fun exploring. Only like handful of areas in that game feel fun and new and unexplored.
>DS Radiant Historia
Based DS era weab
How is Automata "too popular" but DMC3, Silent Hill 2, New Vegas, Dark Souls, RDR, Half Life, Castlevania, Witcher 3 and the Metal Gear Solids not?
What do you mean? He's not admitting to anything shameful. He is right to be disgusted.
Absolutely this.
And yet you don't seem to understand context.
He's not saying they're bad. He's not commenting on their quality at all. He's saying that they're boring, safe choices because they're so widely considered greats.
this, Dark Souls isn't easy, but if you aren't a dribbling retard and actually take your time, you will get by just fine minus a couple of cheap deaths and shit
lots of fun games can be frustrating at times, I fucking love Nocturne, doesn't mean I didn't get pissed off at times because of RNG fuckery, Dark Souls has a frustration factor, but if you take your time and don't let yourself get killed constantly, there is a lot of fun to be had
nocturne was about some stupid hell on earth schtick. p4 game a cool glimpse at jap culture and an intriguing mystery with a surprising culprit if you manage to not get spoiled. people like nocturne for edginess sake
New Vegas
Dark Souls
Nier
Morrowind
STALKER
Dragon's Dogma
FFVII
OoT
Majora's Mask
SMB3
MGS2/3
SOTN
DOOM
Super Metroid
GTA Vice City
TF2
This also double as a "games you arent allowed to criticize on Yea Forums" list
These aren't necessarily the "best" games i've played, but the games that had the biggest impact on some part of my life.
Also i have MH World there, but really i love the whole series from FU onwards.
smoke weeb
>a cool glimpse at jap culture and an intriguing mystery with a surprising culprit
Just kill yourself.
It's obvious through the of the post that he is obviously upset with me for insulting this lackluster game. Furthermore it's even more embarrassing when acknowledging his use of terminology. Using the term "casual" in 2019 is the equivalent of tipping a fedora, it's become a meme.
>Disgusted
No doubt we'd be more disgusted with his multiple rolls of errant gamer flesh and filthy skin pore.
That user was doing an old Yea Forums joke where you take mundane films and give them "foreign" tittles to make them sound more sophisticated.
lists that have nothing but japanese games
>Not as good a Persona 4
You're right, Its a thousand times better.
>That user was doing an old Yea Forums joke
Not him, but that's even more embarrassing.
You say this but I don't think it's true. As I said in I don't think anyone has genuine fun with this game unless they're one of those people who reeeeally like fantasy and lore. Even then it's more about the setting than the actual gameplay.
Coping about being a casual faggot isn't insulting anything but yourself.
But why should liking the things that are actually the best be considered a bad thing?
Do you really think people with normal functioning brains should purposefully lie to others saying they like less good things just to seem unique?
Yeah probably, but it's how i feel.
>a cool glimpse at jap culture
the Raidou games did that far better
FIFA
Need for Speed
Candy Crush Saga
Madden NFL
Street Fighter
Mortal Kombat
GTA
Pokemon
Mario
Zelda
Tomb Raider
It's boring to like good things?
I think you need to extract your cranium from your rectal region if you think people can't find something fun just because you don't. People aren't pretending, you utter sperg.
Yes, we like the atmosphere and world. That is the point of the game. The gameplay only exists to enhance that exploratory aspect.
Believe it or not there are people that enjoy challenging games, people that aren't fucking casuals like you.
>FIFA and Madden
literally nobody would have both of these games on their list
You're a fucking mouthbreathing troglodyte.
>GRUG ONLY PLAY BAD GAMES NOTHING ELSE
>GRUG HATES PEOPLE WHO PLAY GOOD GAMES MY THING GOOD YOUR THING BAD
you underestimate how normalfag some people are
>casual casual faggot casual faggot faggot
Only thing you can say. Can't even retort me. Brain is fried from playing too many shitty games much too often, I'd wager.
You'd not even be a normalfag if you went out of your way to get Madden when your country focuses on FIFA, user.
>Have a lot of games like New Vegas, Deus Ex, Morrowind, Dark Souls etc. on my top ten
>Like CoD, Skyrim, Halo, Fallout 4 etc.
Getting called wanting to fit in is amusing.
No, someone got so mad at 3x3 threads on Yea Forums that they made the original image. Yea Forums doesn't make shit so they spent a while ripping it off and trying to come up with their own version; this is like 5th vidya version of this I've seen.
Boo hoo game is too hard doesn't warrant a retort more than telling you to stop being such a casual faggot.
This is the worst 3x3 I've ever seen
>having an opinion about anonymous internet posters taste in video games
whoa
+KH/Nier
>DMC1
my nigga
A lot of people somehow still fail to see the point of that image shits on people who just put games to look like they have good taste.
You could have that exact 3x3, but if it was made genuinely, there's no issue.
>Casual
There it is again. I'll redirect you to You say this but I simply cannot believe it. Sorry man but I don't buy it.
I’d hate to have Yea Forumss taste. Jesus god
any list with a zelda game in it
>You say this but I simply cannot believe it. Sorry man but I don't buy it.
You probably have autism then.
5 of those games are really good though
>Circles
>in minecraft
>You say this but I simply cannot believe it. Sorry man but I don't buy it.
If you won't provide me with anything to respond to other than repetitive insults I'm afraid the only thing I can do is inform you that you are low IQ or possibly even autistic. Autists are known to favor repetitive behaviors, behaviors such as playing the same portions of videogames over and over. Sounds familiar.
>no current gen games
>more than 3 nintendo games
>more than 3 games in one genre
>has a Souls game in it
>has a Zelda game in it
>has a Mario game in it
All warning signs.
>MOMMMY NOOOOO THIS HACK AND SLASH GAME WITH 3 BUTOONS, INFINITE I FRAMES AND HEALING IS JUST TOOOOO HAAAAAAAAARRRRD
I hope you’re baiting and not actually this much of a not-game playing nincel
Sorry brothers but I'm not buying what you're shilling. This game is circlejerk central with a hint of Reddit, dare I say.
>Implying I have Yea Forums's taste
My picks are generic but hold up
>Hate Platinum
>Hate souls shit
>Hate JRPGs
>Hate Nier
>Hate Witcher
>Hate MGS2
Whatever you may think my 3x3 don't ever insult me with such a banal generalization again
Alright, judge me lads
"Baiting"? Am I making you upset?
I doubt the average Yea Forums-tard nowadays has even played God Hand.
Not understanding that there are other people that play games for different reasons than yourself is far more autistic than rightfully calling a spade a spade.
>NV
>GTA (any of them)
disgusting
>A smash game
baffling
>GR2
But it's so much worse than the first game.
I'm too fucking lazy to make one so here it is in text format:
Marble Blast Gold/Ultra
Age of Empires 2
Anno 1404
Europa Universalis 4
Alpha Centauri
A Hat in Time
Mario Galaxy 1/2
Mushihimesama
Age of Mythology
BallisticNG
BTW is there an easy program to make these?
>But why should liking the things that are actually the best be considered a bad thing?
It's not inherently a bad thing. Liking some of them is fine. Defining your tastes exclusively on them with very little variance implies inability to think for oneself though.
The idea is that there are other good things, as well as things that while not necessarily quite as good, might do things you enjoy more. So someone experienced would typically not have a list composed entirely of those. A few are fine though.
...
I find it more likely that the people who """enjoy""" this game are autistic or herd-followers.
Just google mosaic makers, there's tons of them.
It's actually shocking how good my taste is
>worst megaten game gameplay wise has easily the best setting, story and characters
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
ATLUS PLEASE REMAKE RAIDOU
It's just really fucking suspicious that your personal favorite games(or whatever) are the exact same ones literally everyone accepts as perfect, with no deviation at all. It's like when people choose Tetris as the best game of all time, or Citizen Kane as the best movie ever made. Fucking no one has Citizen Kane as their favorite movie, but you can't actually admit that.
If you were to look at your most played games, favorite games per genre, first games played or the one game that had the most impact on you then we'd probably have a more honest opinion than the usual Mario/Zelda/GTA/Souls list.
Way to prove your opponent right.
All GTAs are good, SA and V are especially great and among the all time best games IMO though.
I like all Smashes and believe Ultimate is the best of them.
Now THIS is baffling. It takes the first game and adds more mechanics while staying true to the core gameplay, has more content, has a bigger map, has a way better realized world. 2 is absolutely a better game than 1. And don't give me that "but stealth missions" shit. That was like 2% of the entire game.
Well that's because you're retarded and autistic and a casualfag. I can't imagine living such a shit existence.
people have already explained why they like Dark Souls, you just refuse to acknowledge it
>I don't think it's true
have you actually played it? As long as you progress carefully, you won't get that frustrated, you will die on occasion but death is cheap in Dark Souls, just saddle up and try again, stop trying to spin it in a way that Dark Souls is so unspeakably hard that only lunatics can find enjoyment in it, people can enjoy both the fantasy/lore and the gameplay
play vicky II ya wannabe sperg
Literally just a stream of obscenities with no effort towards cleverness. You do nothing but further my notion that all Dark Souls fans are low IQ! This post has served no purpose other than proving this point, at least within my mind.
You say this but I have a difficult time agreeing with it.
But favorite and best are unrelated qualities. You can hate good things and you can love bad things. Citizen Kane is best because it invented nearly every cinematography techniques to rely the more nuanced elemetns of the story like emotions to the watcher, but you're absolutely free to find and it dull and ignore it. Taste is pure subjectivity and has nothing to do with objective quality.
based desu
Play good games reeee
All GTAs are bad and so are the people who play them
It's your fault for playing Angl*shit
Smash is fun and all, I just don't understand how someone would like it enough to say "yup, one of my fav games ever". It's always seemed more like an excuse to get together than a great game in its own right.
>It's always seemed more like an excuse to get together than a great game in its own right.
Is there any reason something can't be both?
The most "A-am I fitting in yet guise" list that I can think of would be:
>Fallout New Vegas
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Deus Ex
>Devil May Cry 3
>God Hand
>Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
>Planescape Torment
>Thief The Dark Project
And the final game could be something like Doom, Nier, Gothic II or Age of Empires II. Literally just a bunch of games you're not allowed to criticize unless you want everyone to call you a zoomer. These games are immune to negative feedback and thus the perfect choices for filling your 3x3.
>A GAME THAT IS DIFFICULT MAKES IT MORE FUN
>I SWEAR I DON'T GET ANGRY WHEN I DIE I ONLY GET HAPPY AND GAIN PLEASURE
To even wanna play games that punish you speaks a lot about you, you pervy masochist.
No, of course not. But I'm saying it felt like the former rather than the latter.
>This post has served no purpose other than proving this point, at least within my mind.
>at least within my mind.
Even you realize that nobody else on this planet gives a single fuck what some retarded casual thinks.
You're a tranny.
>To even wanna play games that punish you speaks a lot about you
It says I'm a man and not a pussy like you?
You are telling me that the games are relatively forgiving apart from the likelihood of cheap deaths yet other anons ( ) state that the use of exploits and repetitive behavior is mandatory for new players. Which is it? These games are boring, my friend.
>Holy shit, a new boss!
>Better roll around and punch it in the asshole for 8 minutes!
As I said before, replaying the same portions of the game over and over is not fun. It's just boring.
Are Vampire, Planescape and Thief still that relevant here?
I'm not commenting on their quality, but I feel like they're not quite as central to Yea Forums culture as they once were.
GR was perfectly elegant and concise. Every element of it was functional, every mission told a story, and every zone was exactly the size it needed to be. GR2 is just a mass of repeating bland elements. Its city is twenty times the size of the first game and you don't do shit with it, you just fly over 90% of it. Same with its side-missions vast majority of which are just pointless fetch quests with the same joke: Kat thought she's carrying something dangerous, but it's actually something normal. Your rewards are always talismans, which give nothing but meaningless numbers and you have an entire option to grind them en mass like it's Diablo. GR2 is just GR spread so thin you see a only thin veneer of the original charm.
"At least", my friend. "At least". Meaning the bare minimum. Of course realistically I'd wager most people agree with my assessment, albeit secretly.
Tell you what. I can see you're getting quite, dare I say, assblasted over the comment I've made here. If you come over to my home and suckle on my gnarly cock, I'll make a brand new thread praising the Dark Souls series for all its worth. Deal?
>Of course realistically I'd wager most people agree with my assessment, albeit secretly.
Then you are absolutely delusional. You've reached a level of coping with your lack of gaming skills that it would take less effort to just get better at games than continue to construct your own world inside your head.
Probably Joseph Anderson's.
I sure wish I had saved a picture.
Who knew that Big-brained Hamsterton was such a basic bitch?
But user, do you really need to identify yourself about the things that you like? stop trying to be a special snowflake. its okay to favor the things that are popular, they are popular for a reason, as you stated yourself.
you sound like you're 15 years old and desperately try to stand out by showing that you play stuff like dwarf fortress. no one cares what you like, faggot. liking obscure things doesn'T make you an interesting person.
For Yea Forums I'd say I'm pretty out there
>mandatory for new players
less new players, more laughably terrible ones
you don't have to use exploits, the game doesn't really necessitate you do so unless you are bad and can't manage without them, you likely won't ever find many of them unless you look them up either
>replaying the same portions of a game over and over is not fun
once again, if you take your time, don't run headfirst into deathtraps and ambushes, you won't die over and over, you will only die over and over if you are a colossal idiot
don't get me wrong, you WILL die on occasion even when careful, but you act like that is the only thing that will happen and that's just not true (unless, once again, you play like a fucking idiot)
>These games are boring, my friend
only if you are bad
As I said before, brother, you're not changing my mind on this matter. I see no other alternatives than the one I envision. At least, for the hope of tomorrow, I sincerely hope my assessment of the matter is correct! I truly hope this community is more evolved and cerebral than the herd-minded mentality that you so forth proclaim. I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.
You are significantly less funny than you think you are
Quite a "gothic" list you have there. You're cool.
>It says I'm a man and not a pussy like you?
How does it make you a man? You're browsing Yea Forums and discussing/arguing about vidya, so I doubt it. Real men play sports and make their country feel proud. Being a fat lardass sitting at home playing vidya doesn't make your country proud. Keep consuming the next Fromshit games.
You're frustrated as hell that you aren't a part of something other people enjoy, so you project your insecurities onto others and assume that everyone else is the pretender. It's really obvious.
From the heart. Rate me if you want.
You see I have difficulty accepting this, for obvious reason! The Dark Souls community revolves around the fact that you will die a lot. I have very little experience with the community itself, I admit, but calling it DARK SOULS: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION is pretty clear cut, wouldn't you agree? I have no doubt that my experience with the games, as little as it may be, is no different from the experience of the average player. Thus, my opinion is without a doubt correct.
After further analysis of the situation and with the prior information in mind, I have come to the conclusion that you are trying to deceive me to the true nature of the game. This I find contemptible.
It means that the list is all full of very safe games to pick in order to pretend like you fit in this shithole.
Some people at least have the decency to list less known games so that other people might want to try it.
Once again, you say this but I don't believe it. I truly believe in this scenario that most of the consumers out there are simply following trends. Surely it wouldn't be the first time something like this has happened, would it not?
People are predictable, especially those who seem utterly incapable of helping themselves from projecting onto others their own insecurities.
Perhaps, but I still got a (You) out of (You), didn't I?
Do you know what makes an idiot an idiot? He believes he's right.
I get the logic, even if I don't agree with the sentiment that superfluous mechanics/missions simply shouldn't exist. Those options can absolutely add to a game, but I concede that a game like GR doesn't necessarily need it.
However GR2 adds too much to the core gameplay from 1 even without those superfluous aspects for me to agree at all. Things like Lunar and Jupiter Mode and the general improvement of projectiles in general. It's just functionally a better 1 for me.
I also quite enjoy the sillier stuff in 2 in the side missions, but I do get the logic behind it not being as tightly designed as the more uniform side missions of 1.
Preach it, brother. One day these idle-minded sheep will see the light. One day they'll realize how infantile their crude insults truly were.
>but calling it DARK SOULS: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION is pretty clear cut, wouldn't you agree?
Why would you judge a community mindset by what the developers/publisher call something?
Superior in the sense that they're only enjoyed due to massive circlejerk.
Well no doubt you believe you are right in your opinion as well, do you not? What a pointless thing to say given the circumstance.
You type like a faggot
>no Planescape: Torment to get Yea Forums RPG expert points for your 3x3
Hmm, perhaps because the developers are the one's who created the game and the publishers make conscious decisions to appeal to the... community!
Sarcasm is a crutch for the insecure.
>do you really need to identify yourself about the things that you like?
If you're making a 3x3 in the first place, that's exactly what you're doing.
I'm not the guy you're arguing with, but you write the most insufferable kind of pseudo-intellectual redditor faggot there is. Stop embarrassing yourself.
A billion years in the shittiest collage programme on the internet
This was significantly harder than I thought it would be. I had to cut a lot of games I really love but haven't played nearly enough of, like La-Mulana and Dominions 5. In any case, vee, judge me, and find my taste superior (you know it is).
Another crude word you'd hear on a playground. A dime a dozen in this thread, really. Now, a respectable argument? Now there's a rarity. Almost as rare as a competent Dark Souls player!
No, I don't.
>A dime a dozen
It's "a daimond dozen" you fucking ESL autist
>As I said before, replaying the same portions of the game over and over is not fun. It's just boring.
Do you think people that play shmups are also just "pretending" to have fun?
do you know why so many people die? because the game was far more challenging than any other mainstream title and it become known for it, a ton of casual players who have never played a game that actually asks for some measure of patience and they died again and again, most people will die a whole lot their first time, but once they wise up, you stop dying as much, you adjust and when you do so, start kicking ass
you have barely even touched the games yet claim to know all there is to know about how they work, you chastise others for herd following, yet you sound like every other know nothing know-it-all who thinks the game is hard because everyone else said it is, despite not trying it for yourself, admittedly, I was put off from playing it literally for the same reason as you, yet when I actually sat down and played it, I realised how overblown the whole thing was
Dark Souls is hard, you will die, you will get walled by a rough boss
Dark Souls is not the only hard game where you will die or get walled, that doesn't make any other game that does any of those things bad either
tl;dr, you don't know shit, but pretend you do, you are just parroting what most people who have never played the games said
>I have no doubt that my experience with the games, as little as it may be, is no different from the experience of the average player. Thus, my opinion is without a doubt correct
delusional, you don't know shit and pretend you do, you basically admitted as much
>you are trying to inform me to the true nature of the game
ftfy
In hindsight; I'd swap out Makoto for.... I dont fucking know, girls are dumb. I'd also switch out Pyre but its hard to pick a favorite for best soundtrack.
>Almost as rare as a competent Dark Souls player!
You're the only one who sucks at Dark Souls ITT out of 65 people. What a fucking loser lmao.
Intimidated by my enthralling malleability of the written word, no doubt. You aren't the first!
Comedy is all we have when we are bombarded by those who wish ill upon us, I'm afraid.
The effort you waste attentionwhoring on Yea Forums could better be spent improving at games so you don't have to do this to cope.
I bet you're over 30
Then why should I listen to what you have to say? You are of weak will.
The picture is related.
I'm not a fan of...shmups... so I can't make an accurate claim regarding your question.
Now here's a respectable argument! I will have to take a moment to properly analyze it before giving a response!
No, I mean that you write with the prose of a pretentious middle school student. Nothing in your writing comes across as clever or witty, and I genuinely feel embarrassment for you at this point.
Wow, you're leaning on IGN to prove your points? IGN? I don't think I need to take this argument further. Not everything needs to be an argument against the popular consensus, user. Reflect upon why you feel the need to play double's advocate over literally everything.
Yet you still give me (You)s. If you truly felt that way you would have left me to wallow in my own patheticness, if what you claim is in fact true.
>Now here's a respectable argument!
it's just a restatement of everything said in the thread
You should totally get a tripcode, so we could always know who this great deal of wisdom comes from.
Have you considered that we, too...covet (You)s? You've been quite reliable.
What should my name be.
El ogro...
I suppose we've harnessed a bit of a self-replenishing system here.
the inedible incredible flapping scringe
Thief 1/2
Vanilla
Gothic 1/2
KotOR 1
2048 (yes, really)
Honestly, my taste is super basic, and I don't like video games very much. Every time I sit down and tell myself I'll play Dorf Fort or Elona for a whole day, I get bored in an hour.
>If you truly felt that way you would have left me to wallow in my own patheticness
Bullying and public ridicule are important, and it's a shame that they're deemed inappropriate. Some people don't learn without it.
I see we think alike.
20 actually
I really hope you learn how to not come off like that weird guy trying too hard to be funny. It'll make your life easier.
Why do I care what an user on Yea Forums thinks about me when I'm obviously baiting. You guys are fucking insufferable in how gullible you are. I think I'll break character now to call you a faggot.
Wow dude you really nailed him.
I never see a woman
Btw I'm OP and I'm done talking because I'm playing Dark Souls III for the first time now. Am I supposed to use souls to upgrade my shit as soon as I get them in case I die.
Dude, you need to play more videogames
First time I ever saw a 9/9 well done
Replace dmc3 with shadow of the colossus
I forget that I didn't actually make this thread. I've controlled the flow of it for so long I assumed I was its creator.
contrarianism was a mistake
>when I'm obviously baiting
Where do you think "you're not as funny as you think" was coming from? Do you actually have autism?
Baiting - baiting for replies. Has nothing to do with the content.
Is there a more pathetic attempt at saving face than the old "I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!"?
You're pretty alright user.
More recent stuff, but at least shit i remember and know is good even now.
This, but unironically
DMC 1 boys RISE UP!
OP is a faggot as always
Just replace "WEEBS with "TRANNIES"
Interesting to see someone have both RE1 and RE4 on there, good taste on Space Harrier and Snatcher.
Yeah, right, fuck off
I wish they made official Burning Crusade servers instead of classic.
Hey, I'm with you. 20 years old but my first game was paper boy on a nes emulator thing my dad bought us.
DMC3 is one of the best character action games ever released and therefore, if that is someone's favorite genre of games it would make sense for it to be in the top.
>Donkey kong country 2
You retarded inbred son of a troglodyte bastard. If i got 3 wishes from the genie from aladdin, my first would be for you to be buried in a mountain of piss-ants. Second would be for you to get sucked into a black hole.
And third would be to erase your pitiful existence from the timeline so i would never had the misfortune of reading such a stupid dumbfuck post.
You only broke character because you realised we knew you were baiting, we just thought you weren't funny.
I don't think I could pick just 9 games. What if I like a series of games?
>harvest moon : BtN
You, my good sir have good ass taste.
who was your Mace main?
genuine truth so i will probably get roasted
hey no fuck you ghost trick is fantastic
pretty good taste user
i forgot how fun dead rising was
imagine being this contrarian
I like the train mission too.
But in chaos theory every mission is legendary.
Except for the fucking bath house mission.
Only way to get through that 100% stealth is to do bath salts.
Not at all, it takes a lot of bravery to come out as a homosexual.
i say pandora simply because it was the first one i played multiplayer on - and i strongly believe the MP in PT/CT was the best MP game i have ever played.
plus i remember finding the knife made things too easy if you got caught in CT.
dilate, have sex, then post 3x3
>#x#!
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Already dilated, already had sex (with my waifu, we're pretty close!), and already posted
Go on, user. Reply to me. Give me validation. I dare you.
Not bad I guess but 3S is a really safe pick
i dont play nintendo games so cant speak to them but dark souls, doom and bloodlines are all good games but incredibly safe middle of the road choices
yeah i could have lied and posted st or something but 3S just holds a special place in my heart because its the first game i played at locals
user, you're allowed to have popular games on your 9x9. The homosexuality stems from having homosexual games on your 9x9, not from having popular games.
If you can't tell the difference between Yea Forums's version of this & your version, you really need to butter your brain, user.
such as?
Every single one of them, but particularly Halo, Binding of Isaac, Splinter Cell, Burnout, and the fighting games.
Being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian, the post
there's always one user who will put a DMC game on a 3x3 thread
>if I don't like it no one does
>ルールオブローズ
>I am so le unique and different
You nigger weeaboo, Rule of rose isn't even good. The game is atrocious.
>Zelda: Ocarina of Time
>Zelda: Majora's Mask
>Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>Mario Sunshine
>Mario Odyssey
>Mario 64
>Final Fantasy 6
>Final Fantasy 8
>Final Fantasy 9
>ESO: Morrowind
>ESO: Skyrim
>Fallout: NV
>Pokemon Emerald
>Pokemon Platinum
>Pokemon Black/White 1/2
>Persona 5
>Dragons Dogma
>Nier Automata
>Bloodborne
>Resident Evil 4
>Metroid Prime
>Dark Souls
Half of these games are shit, half of them are some of the best games of all time.
R8 pls
Made my own version with my favorite popular games since it hurts your asses so much. Deal with it niggers.
Based and treasurepilled
Take a load of this fag
nigger meme
>Heroes 2
Absolute peak taste lad
You've some good taste user, aside from Dark souls that is.
Some of my eastern european is showing.
big yikes
Remember, the guide to having an accepted 3x3 is playing obscure games to make you look more hardcore and popular. It's that way for every single board which has list making of some kind.
Haven't played most of your nerd shit.
It's not really difficult for Yea Forums though, unlike anime few well-known games are actually good. When you factor in personal taste it's pretty easy to throw niche titles in there
Based and sovietpilled.
>There are people on Yea Forums who haven't played Gothic
I'm sickened to post on the same board as you zoomers with your Nintendo and Blizzard trash
>Hi guys I like the game Dark Souls
>FUCKING PLEBEIAN, I ONLY PLAY MY OBSCURE EARLY 2000s INDIE RPG THAT WAS MADE IN EASTERN EUROPE WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL ENGLISH PATCH
It's the type of nazi shit that only germans can come up with.
>Breath of the Wild
>Bloodborne
>Ghost Trick
eat my shorts, those games are great
Based
Dark Souls is just one of the most controversial.
That IS the hipster version precisely because it isn't like that. A 'straight' version of this would have OoT, Fallout 2, HL2, Deus Ex, MGS2, FFVII etc. and not Godhand.
Rayman Legends, MotN and SM3DW are great picks. Any chance of Gravity Rush coming to PC? I'd love to give those a try
>tfw I can't pick my last 2 favourites
I just can't think of any games that I like as much as the other 7
I played none of these games :DDD
>smb1
care to elaborate?
>FFV
A man of culture stands right before your eyes.
Had the deluxe on gameboy, played it religiously until i got a n64 and i started playing Mario 64.
Best job/class mechanic of any ff game.
and i find the story charming
>look at me guys I'm so special for not liking these games that are critically acclaimed and/or are talked about often. Please, acknowledge me and my uniqueness!
>Best job/class mechanic of any ff game
That and the content structure of 3rd World is absolute adventure approach. Do as much of dungeon delving as you want, do whatever dungeons you want, earn however much endgame treaures you want. If you don't want any you might go against BBEG right this instant.
This is as closest to sandbox D'n'D of a feel I had in JRPGs and video games as a whole until recent Pathfinder game.
What do you mean I'm not special for not liking what the popular kids like?
8/9 didn't like botw
18/20 you should play more outside the usual stream, -tlou, botw
8/9 -kh fuck you and your boomer memes
8/9
7/9 can't into pokemon
9/9 loved soul sacrifice
8/9 can't into kh, love dr
8/8 loved sacrifice, never played one piece musou
7/9 didn't like gta 5 that much, can't into smash
8/10 hate skyrim, not into pokemon
8/9 nice
8/9 nice
7/8 didn't play fc5
9/9 loved tooth and tail, both ost and gameplay
9/9 loved king of dragon pass
8/8 nice
8/8 didn't play wildlands
9/9 love snatcher and bubble bobble
7/7 love ff6
9/9 nice
9/9 loved sc3 ost and sacred, and oni
9/9 love blolod and mm6
8/9 nice
9/9 love melty blood
16/16 nice
8/9 loved golden sun, burning crusade is best wow
8/8 didn't play bloodstained yet
9/9 nice
9/9 nice
9/9 have a weird love/hate relationship over RE3
4/4 kek
8/8 never played top right
9/9 path of exile is fantastic
8/8 never played center one
8/8 never played SO
9/9 loved baten kaitos
7/7
9/9 love sc2
9/9 and 8/9, hate overwatch with a passion
>I'm 9/9 with a guy who'd make a post like this
what's wrong with that?
It causes me to laugh in a worried manner.
how so? i thought people played videogames in this god forsaken board.
Well, first off, you have played an extreme amount of video games which is both impressive and concerning
Secondly, you replied to I assume every 3x3 in this thread, which is both impressive and concerning
Thirdly, your 4x4 is bad and wrong and I am superior
>some user is indirectly telling me on Yea Forums of all places that i played too many games
I'm thought it was "Yea Forums - Video Games".
i see you do this time to time and I don't believe for a second there's genuinely a being with the willpower to push through all those vidya. not unless you are the most fulfilled 50 year old with no responsibilities or distractions
Anything you want to talk about anglos raping you? You seem pretty upset with GTA for no discernable reason
I am. I am buttmad. It's a bad game series but it's wildly popular with literally everyone, from normalfags to redditors to Yea Forumsirgins. Also, they're by far the most famous game developers to come out of my country and that only rubs salt into the wound (as does the fact they don't even treat our workers well).
New Vegas and DMC3 are actually just that good.
>hundred knight
bought that game a couple months ago, gotta play it more, was fun
New Vegas is only percieved as good because Fallout 3 sucked so much. New vegas is still shit
>I don't believe for a second there's genuinely a being with the willpower to push through all those vidya
What the fuck should i do then, lie because hurr someone is not gonna believe i play a shitton of videogames?
Nah niggy Dong Cunt 2 is a masterpiece from the music to the mechanics to the artwork get bootybothered.
i'm more wondering on what grounds you give everything a point. Like say you played 5 mins. and aware it exists or what you doin
Good stuff - love Treasure. Need to get my hands on Radiant Silvergun some day.
Nice to see SRB2Kart.
i give a point the usual way.
played->finished->see if i enjoyed it or not.
i tend to find something enjoyable in any game, except for horrid exceptions.
well it can't be helped then. I inquire because the usual pattern is the more vidya someone plays the more of a curmudgeon they become with their time.
>gravity rush
>srb2 kart
nice
>outrun
>mgs2
>monhun
very cool
>phantasy star 2
>MMX
>Shinobi
good shit
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Arcanum
The Witcher
Divinity: Original Sin
Deus Ex
Mass Effect
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy XII
Xenosaga
I think you're just too used to memelords here, not used to argument their opinions. Anyway, which 3x3 were you?
Japanese BTFO
>Undertale better than every game you listed
>eastern europe and motherfucking Turkey
>"Western"
that's the joke isn't it?
Every Persona game
NuVegas and Souls games.
Nice bait
You're missing ff9. That game's fanbase is like the vidya plo.
im just too lazy to get images so:
- Ragnarok Online
- Pokemon Crystal, Emerald and Yellow
- Donkey Kong country 3
- Super mario World
- A link to the past
- LoL
- KOF 2002
- ST and 3rd strike
- CS 1.6
- FFXIV
Name one other RPG where you can kill literally every single living thing in the game and you can still finish the game
>dkc2
my nigga
Sorry man, I dont speak Naruto.
>Fallout New Vegas
>Devil May Cry 3
>Ghost Trick
>The World Ends With You
These games are great, though.
Name literally any other game that plays like TWEWY. It deserves points just for originality alone.
>It deserves points just for originality alone.
Absolutely fucking not. Novelty for the sake of novelty is never praise worthy, especially when it comes to shitty touch screen controls.
Not Fallout New Vegas, for one.
>shitty touch screen controls
Literally how? I’ve seen a guy with a literal stump for a hand play through TWEWY just fine.
POPULAR GAMES ARE BAD
PPFFHHHTTHTTBBBRBRRRBRRBRRRRR
>easy means good
Retard.
>says the game has shitty touch controls
>gets told that a man with one hand was able to beat the game with no problem
>it’s easy anyway!
I shiggy diggy
>no argument whatsover
R8 me faggots
How fucking stupid are you that you think "shitty touch screen controls" means "this game is difficult"? Why are you so eager to post a picture of a disabled person beating the game like it gives you a point? Wii sports has shit motion controls, but they aren't hard, they're just shit. It's a boring, shallow gimmick. Which dictionary do you use that lists the definition of shitty as "unresponsive and difficult"?
I hope this is a samefag and there aren't actually 2 people stupid enough to think that calling a gimmick shit means it's difficult.
too many video games/10
The only one I played there is Ever Oasis but I liked it so you're a good lad
4/6
>How fucking stupid are you that you think "shitty touch screen controls" means "this game is difficult"?
Because usually when a person complains about shitty controls without elaborating why, it’s a telltale sign of not being able to fully comprehend it, especially when there’s records and sightings of people enjoying the game just fine. Also,
>It's a boring, shallow gimmick
Opinions are a thing, dude. Just like how you find the controls boring, there are others who personally love them. In fact, everytime I see someone bring up TWEWY in a thread, you always sperg out about the fact that there are people who actually love the game. Like Jesus dude, get a life.
Great list; that fourth row is gold. Would've thought it was my own. Cool to see Bust A Groove. Was almost on mine, but I cut it at the last second.
>Because usually when a person complains about shitty controls
Except people complain about shitty gimmick controls all the time, and not because the games are hard. Did this post
not tip you off? That made it clear as day that the problem wasn't with difficulty.
>Opinions are a thing, dude
And yours are wrong, just like every other illiterate room temp IQ retard with thinks novelty gimmicks are inherently good.
>In fact, everytime I see someone bring up TWEWY in a thread, you always sperg out about the fact that there are people who actually love the game.
So what you just said is that you think only 1 person on the board thinks TWEWY is a shit game and that you've seen them in threads a lot. I hardly ever post about TWEWY, so you're wrong there. If you've argued with the same person every time and it was me, then how did you not know my problem was with them being a shitty gimmick and not difficult? Have other people you've argued with called them difficult and is that why you were so quick to post an irrelevant picture of a disabled person beating the game? You're story is full of holes, and it shows that you're exceptionally stupid.
>Like Jesus dude, get a life.
Doesn't mean a whole lot coming from someone this assblasted that people don't like a shit game and who runs around threads defending it by spamming images.
What these threads make me realize is that I have not played that many games
Imagine how sad and bitter one has to be to make this image.
I play so few vidya nowadays that I don't even think I could make a real 3x3. Life is pain.
>And yours are wrong, just like every other illiterate room temp IQ retard with thinks novelty gimmicks are inherently good.
I don’t think you know what subjectivity and opinions actually mean.
>So what you just said is that you think only 1 person on the board thinks TWEWY is a shit game and that you've seen them in threads a lot. I hardly ever post about TWEWY, so you're wrong there.
No, but I have seen one guy in particular sperg out about the game whenever it gets brought up, and funnily enough, it’s almost always with the same tone of writing.
>Doesn't mean a whole lot coming from someone this assblasted that people don't like a shit game and who runs around threads defending it by spamming images.
Funny coming from a guy that’s currently sperging out over people liking said game.
Yeah just going to throw my hat into this by adding that I’ve been enjoying TWEWY so far since I’ve started it and you sound like a massive faggot.
Nice. What do you like about it so far, user?
I like Silent Hill 1 more than 2 anyway
Symphony of the Night
Metal Gear Solid 2
Banjo Kazooie (Tooie is shit)
Rainbow Six: Siege (554 Hours and im still goin)
Shin Megami Tensei 4
Bomberman 64
Ocarina of Time/Wind Waker (Cant Choose)
Dead Space 2
Super Mario Sunshine
>I don’t think you know what subjectivity and opinions actually mean.
Standards and conventions exist. Trying to cover your ass with "Opinions are subjective and are all equally valuable" is meaningless.
>No, but I have seen one guy in particular sperg out about the game whenever it gets brought up
And yet despite thinking I'm him you still managed to completely misread what I said, meaning you're illiterate.
>I’ve been enjoying TWEWY so far since I’ve started it
Okay? Plenty of people like shitty games. Plenty of people in this very thread like shitty games.
I like Raidou a lot, but that's a dumb comparison to make. Just because they're both set in Japan doesn't make them the same, especially if you're just talking about P4 specifically. Raidou 1 takes place in a city for the most part with you just going around that city and to a shrine outside of it, Raidou 2 is a bit closer to P4 in its setting seeing as it has a countryside town with an underlying darkness to it, but even then it's presented totally differently with them being abrasive to outsiders and having this secret surrounding the Tsukigata's, where the dark element of Inaba is just caused by one man and isn't something kept under wraps by the town, and that darkness isn't even given the focus like it is in Raidou 2 because P4 focuses on SoL stuff. None of this is even mentioning the obvious fact that they take place in notably different eras with different cultures.
Raidou can't provide a glimpse at that culture better than P4, or any Persona, because it's not trying to, it's trying to present a completely different culture in a different time. They're not comparable.
>plenty of people in this thread like shitty games
Such as? Matter of fact, where’s your 3x3, smartass?
Melee best competitive smash PM not included
Brawl best casual smash
Not sure if I can name a top 9, because I think from 6 top like 100 are interchangeable, top 5 for sure:
Guilty Gear XX Reload
Team Fortress 2
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon
Fallout: New Vegas
Metal Slug 3
>Such as?
There are people with Smash, Pokemon, Minecraft and even Musoushit on their lists.
>where’s your 3x3
I don't have one because I'm not a tryhard fag.
>smartass?
Stop shooting for wit. It doesn't suit you.
GOOD GAMES BAD
>because I'm not a tryhard fag.
how ironic
Ironic is one of the most misused words one this website. Stop using words you don't understand because you think they make you sound smart.
They aren't, but I do think they're the kinds of games people would claim to be their favorite if they wanted to seem like they had sophisticated tastes.
>I don't have one because I'm not a tryhard fag
R8
Joseph Andersons favorite games list is literally that pic.
>Hey guys, here are my favorite 9 games put into a grid
>Quick, give me validation and tell me how many of them you liked!
3x3's are tryhard as fuck.
>effectively being a tryhard believing otherwise
textbook case of irony
>tfw can't even think of 9 favourite games
and vidya is my only hobby
now this is tryhard
>not liking fun
>not wanting to see what other people enjoy and getting recommendations on what games to play
If anything, you sound like the tryhard here.
I've never seen a single gameplay video or know anything about TWEWY. Is it a VN? Dies it have actual gameplay?
>being a tryhard
Explain exactly how me calling a random game shit is tryhard. Again, stop using words wrong because you think it makes you sound smart.
Oh, nevermind. It's just blind shitposting where people ignore what words actually mean.
That's a pretty good top 5.
that means you're a vidyagaymer that values a lot of games for different reasons, same as me, you can however make a 3x3 on a specific category.
Being gay is your hobby too, though.
>and getting recommendations on what games to play
How few video games do you have had to have played to be unfamiliar enough with anything posted in these threads to the point that you could pick up recs?
you're trying hard to be counter culture, simple as that
It's an action RPG that incorporates a lot of the uniquities of the DS' hardware in its combat, and it does a fairly good job of doing that without making it come off as gimmicky, or like it's being different for the sake of being different. It's fun and worth playing, but I'm not one of the people who think it's absolutely phenomenal and one of the best games ever made. It's just a novel little action RPG.
>casuals actually seething this hard
Based.
Gameplay takes place on both screens at once, with Neku activating psychic abilities using taps, swipes, slashing, and more on the bottom screen and your partner attacking using the directional pad or ABXY buttons on the top screen. Some pins require you to blow into the mic, you get experience for your pins the more time you haven’t played the game, you even defeat an enemy at some point by closing the DS, etc.
It may sound complicated but the game gives you a ton of options to work around and even put your partner on Auto if you can’t keep up with the dual screen gameplay. And once you get the combat down, it becomes insanely rewarding.
Rule of Rose is a meme game
>you're trying hard to be counter culture,
The games in OPs image are all super popular games, and there isn't a single bad game on that list. Me not liking a shitty game that you like doesn't mean I'm trying to be counter culture or a contrarian. You insisting that only people trying to be contrarian would dislike your shitty game does make you an idiot, though.
being scared of difficult game is fucking disgusting, get a taste scrub
>Dies it have actual gameplay?
You run around the same few screens for the whole game while listening to a typical angsty Nomura plot. The combat is just tapping the screen. You know how whenever a new piece of hardware comes out, early games are filled with gimmick sections that make use of it, and then some games take it a step further like Skyward Sword where all of the combat is based around a gimmick? That's what it's like.
>reading comprehension this low
I’m pretty sure he’s talking about you shitting on the concept of 3x3, dumbass.
Sounds extremely interesting and unique rather than the usual turn based jrpg. Can I emulate this without any problems?
never posted in these shit threads and never will. it's just (you) fishing and nothing more
Actually had a hard time trying to pick just 9 honestly
>TWEWY
>angsty
Literally the only person that can be considered angsty is Neku and he gets over that incredibly quickly. The rest of the cast is fairly upbeat and quirky.
>Calling a ranking system that's used by niche groups and for shitposting like OP did stupid is counter culture
What the fuck does counter culture even mean to you?
I wouldn't recommend it considering how reliant it is on the DS' hardware. If you're going to play it you should play it on a DS.
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>thinks this is about a particular game
that'd explain why irony is a hard concept to understand for you
Refusing to post your top trying not be a tryhard makes you effectively a tryhard.
Wow, I have been comming into these threads for years, and have never seen a truly 0/9.
Congrats user, you have the worst taste on this website.
>literally the only angsty person is the MC that you play as for the whole game
Yes.
>and he gets over that incredibly quickly
What the hell are you talking about? He consistently angsts through the entire story.
>FTL and Warband
my nigga
From what I hear, it can be a pain in the ass due to how much the gameplay takes advantage of the DS. Personally, I’d recommend either getting a flash cart or a regular DS cartridge for the best experience. There is a mobile port but it’s pretty simplified compared to the original DS gameplay.
>enter a thread of 3x3 to shit on 3x3 posting
that's counter culture as it gets
Kill yourself promptly
>You're a tryhard for refusing to make a list of your 9 favorite games
How the fuck is being unable to narrow down my favorite games to a list of 9 and not caring about a rating shitposting thread tryhard?
First off, this isn't a 3x3 thread. Look at the OP, it's a thread to shitpost about 3x3's. Second off, this is Yea Forums. Entering a thread for a thing you don't like to call it shit is par for the course. That's literally the least counter culture thing you can do here. You're stupid.
what's wrong with Human Revolution and Civ V?
>he constantly angsts throughout the entire story
Have you actually played through the game? After Week 1, Neku pretty much lightens up, barring a few times due to how the plot unfolds. Hell, he even snaps two of his partners out of angsting due to their issues.
These are all dumb excuses. No, the appeal of the game is that it actually requires some mastery, unlike 99% of modern games. Why should all games have to be easy in your view? Can there be ONE challenging game? Is there allowed to be ONE?
>First off, this isn't a 3x3 thread.
Read the thread.
>How the fuck is being unable to narrow down my favorite games to a list of 9 and not caring about a rating shitposting thread tryhard?
The fact that you bothered to post something about it is tryhard enough.
>Neku pretty much lightens up, barring a few times due to how the plot unfolds
>He's not angsty except for those times the story happens and he gets angsty again
Sorry, I forgot how rapid the fanboys for this game are.
>Read the thread.
Read the OP.
>The fact that you bothered to post something about it is tryhard enough.
Nah, but reaching this badly over words you don't understand is pretty tryhard.
fuck off. You probably couldn't even get past the first 5 minutes of each game.
Pretty sure seeing people you know and come to care about die, getting forced to play through a life-threatening death game multiple times, dealing with betrayal and your partner’s supposed sacrifice for your sake, as well as a city you’ve come to appreciate fall into complete disarray excuses you from angsty arguments when the situations that happen are that shitty.
>Thread about lists, tops
>People post lists, tops, 3x3
>come here to bitch about lists, tops, 3x3 posting
>dare to call other people tryhards yet you keep posting on a subject you hold no interest whatsoever
the fact that you fail to see the irony of all of this is oustanding, ignorance is truly a bliss
>okay, he's angsty but bad things happen in the game so that means any and all angst he shows throughout the story is okay
So he's angsty. Glad we agree.
rate me fanbois
MegaMan 11, botw, and sonic cd really aren't that good
Shit taste
freshly made
>reaction to emotional trauma from shitty things that constantly happen to you is angsty
Do you even hear yourself talk?
metal gear survive, ignoring kojima fags, is it good?
>thread about calling other people's lists shit
>calls other people's lists shit
Read the OP extra slowly this time so you can see what the thread is actually about.
wow not all these games are bad a few are actually good but you have some pretty terrible taste my lad.
>threads must strictly obey exactly what OP is stating
first week here? trying hard to fit in
I liked it more than TPP.
I know the diehard TWEWYfags are really fucking stupid, but holy shit.
merriam-webster.com
That is literally what angst means. It doesn't matter if you think it's all justified or not, it's still angst. Don't start the argument by saying he's not angsty then get angry while backpedaling and saying that angst doesn't count if you think it's okay.
>Fuck the OP, I make my own rules!
Sorry, I didn't realize what a counter culture tryhard you were.
I never said I wasn't. You on the other hand, fail to realize how much of a tryhard you are. And that's ironic.
It's not the kind of game you'd think it is just by looking at gameplay footage found online. Reviewers were very, very biased and the first few hours are ROUGH (difficult combat do to your character being weak as shit, scarce resources, little customization available) but once you get to hour 3 or 4 the game really takes off. Singleplayer campaign is about 30 hours long and multiplayer co-op content is challenging and fun to get high scores.
- any Dark Souls game, bonus for no Monster Hunter game
- Deus Ex
- Morrowind
- any Zelda
- at least two +15 year old games that the creator of the list hasn't played since then
>fuck the OP
first week here? rule is OP is a fag, always
Here's the most predictable, boring and casual top 10
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy 7
Mario 64
Zelda Ocarina of Time
Dark Souls 1
Resident Evil 4
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
Witcher 3
Metal Gear Solid 3
Suikoden 2
very based
>having emotional reactions towards seeing people you come to appreciate die, get betrayed, forced to play through a life-threatening game multiple times, and more is angsty
You sound like a complete autist, you know that? Hell, Neku even bucks up and goes on to play the Game anyway just so he and the others can go home.
Based and Suzukipilled.
>19
>boomer
I'm gonna check it out. I haven't play any game similar to it, I suppose I might as well start here.
>You on the other hand, fail to realize how much of a tryhard you are
I'm just doing what the OP said. Abiding by the rules.
>OP is a fag
And I don't fuck fags.
ME1 and DXHR are fucking great though
>Ghost Trick
Give Ace Attorney a try as well, made by the same guy and might be a good 3x3 contender.
>MGR/W101
Give any other Clover/Platinum game a try. God Hand, Bayonetta, DMC etc. Assuming you haven't.
Also shot in the dark, but give Cave Story a try.
youtube.com
Here's some co-op gameplay. In case you want to check out what the game looks like later on. There's almost NO footage of extreme difficulty because reviewers and gaming outlets just didn't bother.
>Oni
>Best SC singleplayer
I gazed upon your post and knew you were my nigga
Jesus Christ, you're a fucking idiot. I know you're a diehard fan of the game to the point that anything even resembling what you perceive as an attack on it causes you to fly into an autistic rage, but that that's literally what the word angst means. You not liking the word angst because it's usually used in a negative way does not suddenly change the definition of it to include the clause "except when these emotions are a result of things that user deems acceptable to feel anguish and turmoil over." Do you understand that? You don't get to rewrite the definition of the word. The game is full of angst from start to finish, per the real definition of the word.
OP being a fag has the benefit of the doubt, you can assume he's being ironic, shitposting or in the same case as you, being a tryhard.
Basically anything that's filled with old clunky ugly PC RPGs.
Nice taste dude. Gitaroo Man and Ouendan are fucking fantastic. Give Rhythm Thief and Space Channel 5 a go if you haven't, similar rhythm games with a story behind it. Alien Solider is fucking great as well, hard as balls though.
I'm still trying to get started on PS2, finished 1 last year and really liked it for an 8-bit RPG, so jumping into 2 was a bit of a disappointment, and I hear there are so many different mod that improve the experience I just sort of left it alone for now.
I also recently bought Gun Valkyrie and it felt really off putting to play, I'm guessing it's because I was getting used to it all. I really want to enjoy it so I'll finish it soon enough. Restarting mission 2 was a chore though, combat really is hard to get into. Why exactly is it on your 3x3? Not hating on it or anything, just wondering.
That doesn't even make sense. You're trying too hard not to be a tryhard.
All of those except for Zelda and SMT are in my top 10 though. They're popular for a reason. Unlike games, movies or music - popularity really is a good way to indicate a game is good, because video games need to be good to be remembered.
There is nothing wrong with those games being your top games. Don't let Yea Forums tell you what you can and can't like.
If your top 10 is comprised of CoD, NBA, FIFA and Madden: that's TOTALLY OKAY.
You know what, you have a point there. I should’ve taken issue with your argument that Neku being angsty is a bad thing because of how much bad shit happens to him. Because that argument is really fucking dumb.
But I'm not hiding it. You are calling out everyone on it, yet fail to realize how much you are. That's ironic.
>Oh fuck, now that I realize I'm objectively wrong about this whole thing and am a retard, I'll just double back to the start and say your argument was dumb to begin with
It doesn't really matter what you say at this point because you've already show how stupid you are. These are the kinds of people that praise TWEWY's story.
>yet fail to realize how much you are
You haven't pointed to a single tryhard or counter culture thing I've done, though. You just keep using words wrong and ignoring that this is a thread to shit on 3x3's.
>calls me an idiot for saying that Neku having to deal with emotionally traumatizing shit in TWEWY and reacting accordingly to it makes sense
>all the while trying to portray it as a negative against the game
r8'n'h8
I'm 23 btw
these mosaic generators suck
>for saying that Neku having to deal with emotionally traumatizing shit in TWEWY and reacting accordingly to it makes sense
I literally never said that. Don't put words in my mouth, you stupid piece of shit. I called you a retard for saying that it wasn't angst, which it objectively was. You're an idiot who doesn't know what words mean and who foams at the mouth whenever someone says anything about TWEWY that isn't "It's the best most unique and charming game ever." You don't get to rewrite posts to make yourself look less stupid now. You're an idiot and you were wrong. You need to live with that.
It's not as funny if you don't draw it, user.
I already did, read the replies. You're still gonna say otherwise. No point in arguing any further, my ironic dude.
Gunvalkyrie definitely takes a lot of time to get used to. I remember taking over an hour to finish some early mission when I first played.
But this webm is what made me play the game. Once you finally do learn the controls, you'll be able to pull stuff like this off and it's really satisfying. You'll need to look up a guide on how stuff like your boost meter works for sure. The game says Kelly is better for beginners but I honestly recommend Saburouta, as he doesn't need an upgrade to be able to stay in the air like Kelly does. Practice flying as him for a bit - once you master it you shouldn't have to touch the ground.
>You're an idiot who doesn't know what words mean and who foams at the mouth whenever someone says anything about TWEWY that isn't "It's the best most unique and charming game ever."
And you’re an autist who spergs out over people actually enjoying a game or posting 3x3’s and trying to act like you’re hot shit for doing so when in reality you come across as an insecure faggot.
>I already did
But you didn't. You made up a bunch of shit about the thread that was plain wrong and then said I did a bunch of stuff that I never did. Flinging shit at the wall in the hopes that some of it sticks is not how you argue.
>No point in arguing any further, my ironic dude.
Are you done talking in circles and not even approaching a point?
...
It's not hard, user. Just say "Yes, I'm an idiot that flew off the handle because this game's dick is so far down my throat that I literally forget what words mean and try to redefine them if I even think someone is saying something mean about it."
Unlike you, I'm not an idiot that thinks repeating the same incorrect things makes me right. I'll reply again if you can actually show me where I was being tryhard through counter culture.
Nah, I’m just going to call you an autist for sperging out this much over a game and 3x3.
feel free to repeat as necessary
Not him, but you look really desperate in this conversation. You are essentially criticizing the way stories fundamentally work, which is that events happen in the story, and characters have a reaction to those events. That is how every single story is structured. Even basic ass stories like Mario. Event: Bowser kidnaps the princess. Reaction: Mario goes and saves the princess.
>You don't get to rewrite posts
But you literally do. You can delete posts and remake a new one. If I say that 2 + 2 = 5, and then I realize it was wrong, I'm allowed to delete it and make a new post saying 2 + 2 = 4. You can't then respond "NO YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THINKING IT'S 5 SO I CAN CALL YOU STUPID! I DESPERATELY NEED TO BE ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING, PLEASE KEEP THINKING IT'S 5!!!"
>popular 3x3
>get called a npc
>obscure 3x3
>get called a hipster snowflake
As for Phantasy Star II, it's definitely a love it or hate it game. You'll need a lot of patience, more so than the first game. I love its story, atmosphere, music, etc. - but the grinding is a massive chore and the dungeons were designed by an asshole. I played PSII Improvement and it was pretty good, but I really wish I had played something that increases MST/XP gain. PSII Modernization sounds good because of that. If you can play the Phantasy Star Collection on PS2, that's a really good way to as well because of its options.
>Argue for a dozen posts while being completely wrong because you're too fucking stupid to open a dictionary
>"Wh-Whatever you autist!"
I'm going to call you an autistic retard for screaming incoherently and being wrong because someone didn't like a shitty game that only illiterate people would think has a good story.
>Not him, but you look really desperate in this conversation
For understanding the words I use?
>You are essentially criticizing the way stories fundamentally work, which is that events happen in the story, and characters have a reaction to those events. That is how every single story is structured. Even basic ass stories like Mario. Event: Bowser kidnaps the princess. Reaction: Mario goes and saves the princess.
You're an idiot and shouldn't try to sound analytical. What you just said is completely devoid of meaning. It boils down to "things happen in stories and characters react." No shit. That's not a grand revelation to anyone, nor was I ignoring that basic truth.
>But you literally do
Really? Rewrite post 470128132. Literally rewrite that post now.
> I'm allowed to delete it and make a new post saying 2 + 2 = 4. You can't then respond
Oh, so you don't mean literally, you're trying to say that people can change their minds. The problem with that is that I was telling him that he doesn't get to rewrite my posts because in that post I quoted, he was trying to put words in my mouth. Please address this directly and don't try to sidestep the fact that you were also too stupid to read.
the answer is simple, pick the popular's sequel
>calls TWEWY’s story angsty solely because of how one character reacts to the events in it
>while ignoring literally every other character
Yeah, no. You’re just an autist.
>while ignoring literally every other character
Remind me again, who was the character who was constantly moping over not being able to match up to her best friend and constantly calling herself worthless? Was it Neku or was it someone else?
You've never been to action game threads if you think nobody criticizes DMC3 on Yea Forums.
This isn't 2010 anymore.
>constantly
She only really does that on Day 6, though. Every other time, she’s trying to keep everyone’s spirits up until Day 6, which has Neku actually cheer her up.
R8 niggers
>She only really does that on Day 6,
Incorrect. She does it throughout the story during her appearances.
Zelda game
Mario game
Rockstar game
Bethesda game
Final Fantasy game
Chrono Trigger
Tetris
Super Metroid
popular game that was released recently
>You're an idiot and shouldn't try to sound analytical. What you just said is completely devoid of meaning. It boils down to "things happen in stories and characters react." No shit. That's not a grand revelation to anyone, nor was I ignoring that basic truth.
Just because you claim that now doesn't detract away from the fact that that's what this whole conversation is about. You are ignoring the way stories fundamentally work, while claiming that you're not. How else could or should a story work in your delusional, insane world?
>Oh, so you don't mean literally, you're trying to say that people can change their minds. The problem with that is that I was telling him that he doesn't get to rewrite my posts because in that post I quoted, he was trying to put words in my mouth. Please address this directly and don't try to sidestep the fact that you were also too stupid to read.
No, he's using direct quotes of what you said (posts that you aren't updating or changing), disagreeing with you, explaining why you're wrong, and you are literally having an emotional breakdown and you can't handle someone disagreeing with you. I guess we're all stupid if we understand how stories work - For the arrogant, smarmy little prick hath declared it, and therefore it must be true.
>constantly moping
Except she doesn’t. It’s only on Day 6 that she does this and everytime Neku tries to bring it up, she hastily tries to move on from it.
4/10
Either generic or plain bad taste
>Just because you claim that now doesn't detract away from the fact that that's what this whole conversation is about
It's not, though. I never even remotely implied that bad things didn't happen to Neku in the story. Stop manufacturing bullshit.
>No, he's using direct quotes of what you said (posts that you aren't updating or changing), disagreeing with you, explaining why you're wrong
Show me where specifically. I said that he can't rewrite posts in response to this
>calls me an idiot for saying that Neku having to deal with emotionally traumatizing shit in TWEWY and reacting accordingly to it makes sense
Show me exactly where I said that without reaching on a paraphrase to pretend you have a point.
>you are literally having an emotional breakdown and you can't handle someone disagreeing with you.
No, I'm just calling you both idiots (rightfully so) because you don't actually understand what words mean, and double down on your stupidity in every post.
>I guess we're all stupid if we understand how stories work
I said the story of TWEWY was full of angst. It is full of angst. We never got to the point where we talked about how it was implemented or how the story was set up. You can call me mad and try to sound clever all you want, but the objective fact of the matter is that you have no point. You made a bunch of claims about what I said, and they're all wrong.
>For the arrogant, smarmy little prick hath declared it, and therefore it must be true.
See, now after realizing that what you said is wrong and not rooted in anything actually said in the thread, this here shows off how angry you are.
>generic
Sorry I pick the games I like most instead of looking for the most obscure special snowflake games I've played
>bad taste
Which ones?
R8 this
Probably a lanky faggot who roams the streets looking to fuck kids
>It’s only on Day 6
And every time she looks at her phone or talks about her friend. But oh right, those don't count as moping because you said so. Sorry, I forgot.
>looking at a phone for a few seconds and then proceeding to act like nothing’s wrong is moping
Christ, you sound retarded.
dictionary.cambridge.org
Are you just allergic to dictionaries? Holy shit, user. Please just stop.
>to be unhappy and unwilling to think or act in a positive way, especially because of a disappointment
Are you? Because Shiki pretending that nothing is wrong doesn’t really count as moping by your logic.
What do you people expect? Do you really think people are going to put weird shit like Harvester, Evergrace, Sluggish Morrs, Monster Party, Mondo Medicals, Gingiva or Middens to their Top 10 games list? Of course it's safe shit like Zelda or Mario. You can ask for top games or you can ask for obscure games, not both.
Thanks for being super helpful on both of those points. I'll give GunValkyrie another try then since I was just using Kelly a lot but if the other dude is a better choice I'll play as him since that webm looks fantastic.
As for PS2, I'll also look into it since I really want to play PS4, but I kinda want to finished 2 and 3 even if they're unrelated.
Drain
>by your logic.
It's not my logic, it's the literal definition of the word. She is unhappy and doesn't want to face her issues about it or be happy, and it's because she's disappointed in herself for how she felt and acted about Eri. Constantly trying to change the subject and avoiding the problem is not thinking or acting positively. Did a dictionary murder your parents? Why do you hate using words correctly so much?
Roast muh list
God I love valve games.
Jesus fuck I wish they do something.
>Constantly trying to change the subject and avoiding the problem is not thinking or acting positively
It is when you mask it as you being incredibly upbeat and cheerful and trying to bring your partner out of his shell by acting in that way. Again, are you allergic to dictionaries by any chance? Do you not know what Stepford means?
Onions/10
I don't get it...
>avoiding a subject and lying is thinking and acting positively
I actually can't wrap my head around how stupid you are.
> Again, are you allergic to dictionaries by any chance?
Are you an ESL retard? Copying my words doesn't work here since it's the first time you're asking me that question. Go back to school and learn how to actually read and write in English.
>no stalker
shit 3x3 tbqh
>GTA Vice City
>Robot Alchemic Drive
>Sky Odyssey
>Cannon Fodder
>Final Fantasy 7
>Timesplitters
>Demon's Souls
>Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R
>Metal Gear Solid
Isn't the onion meme supposed to be the opposite of onions?
>I actually can't wrap my head around how stupid you are.
What part of
>when you mask it as you being incredibly upbeat and cheerful and trying to bring your partner out of his shell by acting in that way.
Do you not get? I’m not trying to say it’s healthy or some shit but she is TRYING to act and think positively. She just sucks at it, which Neku catches on to.
2/2 is Nier really that good? i want to play it but the PS3 copies are so expensive.
>muh jews
You need to go back.
>>>/twitter/
that most game companies as time went by polygonal count where about the journalists but how there wasn't any Nintendo could have did it between what it was.
kys retard
>Do you not get?
What part of "lying and changing the subject isn't acting and thinking positively" do you not get? Why didn't you answer my question? Are you an ESL retard? That would explain so, so much.
not him but just pirate it, if you don't have any experience with taro games it's a hell of a trip.
When Automata was a thing back then I was still a neet and finishing that game on one sitting is an exhilarating experience.