Sets up camp near your city

thatd be orcs retard

>orcs
>niggers
>when there's actual niggers in the game
Also Orcs are the best smiths and craftsmen in all of Tamriel.

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Red gaurds resemble turks way more than Africans.

Strip naked and jack off in front of their women who crowd around excitedly to watch.

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yes, but they bottle it and call it skooma

Turks don't look like literal niggers.

But Dunmer are actually niggers
Even the we wuz spiel is included

Redguards are the black men. Orcs are the niggers

Same thing.

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laffing at you, cockroach

We are reaching levels of cringe never thought possible.

Which race is objectively the worst?

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Yikes sweetie, you really need to tone it down with the attitude...

Falmer. They're the abos of TES

ey bruh das racist

Thats a familiar outfit desu.

Become friends and set up smuggling caravans with them.

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>Snowniggers anywhere near the top
>Lizards anywhere near the top
yikes

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redguards are based on persia you dumb skyrimbabby fuck off

REMINDER
>defeated by a volcano
>defeated by a volcano

Cope harder, N'wah.

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Ebonheart Pact ftw
Probably Bosmer

Ask them if they respect the laws of whatever land they wander
>Yes
Then they will should feel fine with going into the dungeon
>No
Im sure the guards will get a kick out of slaughtering a band of robbers right outside their gates

Invite the female to my house
Give her some skooma and wait for the magic

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You seem to have typed the wrong address in. Reddit is this way --->

Bro what's that too piece? I recognize some of those bikini armor parts but not that

Argonians
>transdimensional beastfolk that can turn into killing machines if their tree internet hivemind wills it
Altmer
>literally the only race that embraces their divine heritage and didn't lose their affinity to magic like retard humans and other shit elves. The aryans of the elder scrolls universe and rightly so

rest are irrelevant trash for skyrimbabbies tbqh

They're literal inbred freaks with magic aids. Probably have autism too.

that's dunmer you're thinking of.

Get better taste, faggot.

Just cuz a nigga be black don't make him no nigga, U see what m sayin mayn?

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>for skyrimbabbies tbqh
speaking of skyrim though does anything top orcs? seriously double damage on demand makes any difficulty your absolute bitch no exploit required

>snowniggers anywhere near the top
jesus fucking christ

let me tell you:
>literal nigger
redguard
khajit
>In serious need of deletion
Nords
altmer
>Stay fucking away from me
Bosmer
Orc
>Okay lad
Imperial
Breton
Argonian
>cream
Dunmer

t.Breton and imperial player

>caring about balance in a game that has a built in overpowered skill (enchanting)

>That time the Hist instructed an army of Argonians that went into Oblivion and instilled the fear of god into Mehrunes' Dagon's Daedra, to the point where the Dremora Lieutenants closed the Gates to prevent more from coming in

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Faggot.

fuck niggers fuck jews and fuck jannies too

>t. rapebaby and rapebaby lite player

seethe, cope, unbased, bluepilled, cringe and have sex

You wot?
Bretons or bust. Altmers could be cool if they spent less time smelling their own farts. And argonians are gay as fuck. Even with their trees they are still swamp dwelling scavengers.

>people will never appreciate Redguards as the ultimate chad warrior race because dey wuz kangz and shiet and false parallels to real life muslims

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Cal 'em furry nigggers

>it's a crossboarder
Every fucking time.

Nobody appreciates blacks because there's nothing to appreciate them for

Bretons literally exist because their Nede ancestors got raped beyond all recognition by the Aldmer though, they have all the shit traits of being human and a slight affinity to magic.

I’ll drive them from the city by accepting a quest to kill a bunch of draugr in a Nordic tomb close to town.

Dunmer cant even stop a volcano from destroying their shit. They are khajit levels of nigger gypsies. Even before skyrim they are supposed to be awesome mages but end up being lame.

>>in serious need of deletion
almost based

have sex

the fuck

medieval muslims are actually okay
arabian nights is cool, that era when they weren't fucking faggots trying to delete everything and cover their sexy dancers with burkas is what redguards should be

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO N'WAH SCUM YOU CAN'T TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT NONONONONONOOOOO HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH VIVEC DELET THIS SLAVE'S POSTS RIGHT FUCKING NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

dunmer are chinease

>>live in shithole desert.
>>no culture beyond muh swords
>>get cucked by all magic users
>>shit tier Persian influenced culture.
Yeah redguards are garbage.

>Literally not supposed to exist within our timeline but exist anyway
>There are people that don't sell out the thot hiding in Whiterun

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>being proud of being soulless kamikaze puppet cucks

>retcon the yokudan's as whites/latins, maybe arabs
boom, now their backstroy makes sense

>thot
go back to twitter

Just enough magic to be dangerous. But not enough to turn into pretty boy lounging faggots. Also have some sweet castles and environments in highrock.

I want to FUCK a tall argonian slave girl

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>But not enough to turn into pretty boy lounging faggots
you didn't play daggerfall did you?

Verzichte auf Talos, dreckiger mensch

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>holds off the Altmer singlehandedly without magic or OP shit like the voice while the rest of the races are in shambles and the empire is a total bitch
>earned all their land through fair conquest by slaughtering the hordes of goblins and anyone else that stood in their way
>literally physically the strongest warrior race in the game
>has super advanced obscure fighting techniques practiced gorillion times, makes all other races martial arts look like an absolute joke
>outnumbered population wise but still hold their own

>live in shithole desert
Ok.
>no culture beyond muh swords
Completely wrong
>get cucked by all magic users
Only race to hold their own against the Aldmeri Dominion and actually keep their own land
>shit tier Persian influenced culture
Persia and Turkey were based.

Playing skyrim and am bored atm.

What are some good quests?

>Literally not supposed to exist within our timeline but exist anyway
What? Redpill me on Redguard lore.

Thieves Guild

There's a special place in hell for all furfags.

Go to Blackreach or that valley in Dawnguard

>There are people that don't sell out the thot hiding in Whiterun
Reminder that she is a fucking traitor and baiting you the entire time

That's a rude thing to say to your new mommy.

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Fuck off faggot, good lord. No one gives a shit.

>wanting to fuck argonians
>furfag

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None of them, except for maybe the Dark Brotherhood.

>two WE WUZ jokes
VERY funny and original friend.

look at this fucking retard

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Fucking retard.

Exactly. Dominion-loving cunt.

Probably right next to you just so you can suffer

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Why not consenting, free, fit, tomboy, tall argonian warrior girl

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Argonians and khajit are for sex slavery only

Why would a lizard lady have breasts? Dont they lay eggs?

>Expecting anything from Pepe posters

>Always kinda wanted to make a curvy Argonian warrior
>Could never figure out how to get the sliders to work in Racemenu, and just never bothered with Bodyslide
>Always just play as male Argonian anyway because SAM

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Argonians are the niggers of TES:
>jungle folk
>bizarre looking
>weird gang names
>pollute every country (except elven ones; elves are the asians of TES)
>into crime
They even have ironic tropes, like being good swimmers and resistant to disease.

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Venom sacs

Who knows? But I saved her in my playthrough because Saadia let me fucked her and promised to be my personal whore forever.

t. Elf sympathizing faggot

Imagine saying this bumfuck shit out loud when Daedra and Aedra exist

>lol Pompeii should've just dodged the volcano

you're the nigger of earth

The Hist acts more like Battle Meditation from KOTOR than anything else, but allows for far more precision.

You must be a weaboo, if you think "elf = good" after "asian = elf".

Gypsies do not look like cats either.

Redguards are from the different kalpa/timeline. They literally created a portal to escape their fate

tfw no amazon argonian gf

Yes they could.
For people claiming they can be gods and shit,they couldnt prevent a volcano eruption

>Everything has to be a reference to real life now
I wish politicucks would fuck off and die already.

Except
>never getting conquered by anyone while being able to annihilate literal daedra death squads

>altmers
jews
>khajits
gypsies
>redguards
niggers
>nords
are ok
>dunmers
are ok
>orcs
kinda ok
>everyone else
literally who

what is moon suger made out of?

oh and
>imperials
pussies and cucks

probably just their version of catnip with a stronger potent

HEY V WHICH ELDER SCROLL RACE IS THE BISGGEST NIGGERS?????
>ARGONISANS
LIZRAD NIGGERS
>REDGAURDS
NIGGER NIGGERS
>KHAJIT
FELINE NIGGESR
>IMPERIALS
rOMAN NIGGERS
>HIGH ELFS
YELLOW NIGGER
>DUNMBER
UGLY NIGGERS
>ORCS
UMMMM........... NIGGERS
>NORDS
NORD NIGGERS
DUHHH HUH HUHUHUHU NIGGESR SNIGGERS NIGGESR NIGGERS NIGGERS

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>Nordcucks think they're anything special
>"ME HIT THING WITH ROCK AND STICK UNTIL IT DEAD" and "MAGIC SCARY, MUH HONOR": The Race

the whole reason the volcano erupted is because the moon over vivec city wasent being held up anymore by vivecs power, since he died/fucked off. a giant space rock moving at escape velocity speed hitting a volcanic island is a hard thing to stop. and thanks to the nereverene there was no one to stop it.
TLDR the tribunal was right

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>wojak

still better than *ltmers, kh*jits, r*dguards and imp*rials

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It hurts.

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>Altmer are magical powerhouses and are descendants from actual Divines
>Khajiits are gods of stealth and thievery
>Redguards are some of the most powerful and fearsome warriors in all of Tamriel
>Imperials...
Nice try Nordcuck.

>Redpill me on Redguard lore.
Genocided elves so hard, they transcended into a different timeline

>The Lefthanded Elves (or Left-Handed Elves), also known as Sinistral Mer,[1] were a race of elves from Yokuda. They were the enemies of the Yokudans (ancient Redguards) and fought with them for a thousand years. During the Mythic Era, the Na-Totambu (Yokudan royalty) fought to a standstill among themselves to decide who would lead the charge against the Lefthanded Elves. Leki intervened and a victor emerged, and war was subsequently declared on the Elves. Diagna, an avatar of the HoonDing, brought orichalc weapons to the Yokudans, which were instrumental in defeating the Elves.[2] The Ra Gada's extermination of elven colonies along the coast of Hammerfell is due to their hatred of the Lefthanded Elves.

>The Redguards no longer speak of the Lefthanded Elves, as recalling the elves' abominations serves only to darken their days

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its meant to simulate meth/crack, which can be either drank smoked or snorted. it causes euphoria and then a crash later on.
khajiit are immune to the crash tho, since they use it in some form nearly every day. since it lets them "commune with the moons" which are a large part in khajiit religion.
its made from "moon sugar cane" which mostly is grown in southern elsweyr (the jungle bit) since it needs extensive irrigation

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Obsessed.

Her muscles could get some more toning but otherwise breddy gud

dose it taste like real suger?

>>The Lefthanded Elves (or Left-Handed Elves)

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its made from a form of sugar cane so i can only assume so

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Lefthanded_Elves

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>liking niggers scum
>ever
why lower yourself like this in the eye of the senate?

>never bothered with Bodyslide
Why not? bodyslide is a must learn if you want to make waifus

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how's summer vacation going?

d-damn

I don't think that's what he was referring to.

>altmers are megajews who can't live a single day without secret plots of murder, steal, political manipulation
>khajits are gypsies that make a living by lying, stealing, or dealing drugs
>redguards
>empire got cucked by jew elves and is now their province

spoken like a true green nigger

I love this renaissance-like-composition artwork
Got any similar pics my dear user?

what is the point of redguard in the TES series? They never matter and their lore is literally that they don't belong

I very rarely make waifus.
I would like to make follower NPCs though, but I think I might be a bit burned out on Skyrim right now after putting like 400 hours into it within the span of like four or five weeks.

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nope

they have sword-singing

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>Oh yes, I am into small argonian boys, how could you tell?

>go to play skyrim
>want to make albino argonian
>no bleach white option
>lose interest
Fugg

orcs are the unreasonably violent ones

>Implying

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based

He's right though. Just because they took the Japanese deathmarch approach like bugmen doesnt mean they are cool. It means they are faggots.

Elder Scrolls Online pretty much retconned them from "thieving merchant race" to "buddhist shaolin monks"

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petition the government to bring more of them in, also give them free housing and a raping loicence

>>have literal walking gods
>>oh shit volcano.jpg
>>become the Mexicans of skyrim

nah. argonians are brazilian people.

>>never conquered
Well when you live in a poisonous shithole it's pretty easy to avoid being conquered. Nobody even wants to be there.

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Doesnt that make them more awesome. Other races have swords and spells but are still getting their shot wrecked by literal farmers with axes.

did you play morrowind?
the nerevarene killed the tribunal so there wasent anyone left to keep the moon from hitting the volcano and causing the eruption

There already was some similarity to Buddhist/Monk before. There was mention of a special unarmed monk fighting style from the Khajiit in Morrowind. But it was only background stuff, it was always accepted that even as monks Khajiit will steal everything not nailed down, unless their sneak is high enough in which case they will steal that too.

>>good for stealth and thievery
So they really are gypsy scum.

Then why Ayleid, Aldmeri, Reman, Dunmer houses and Septims tried to conquer this worthless shithole throughout the course of history

Denying the use of magic is like denying the progression of technology. 90% of Nords are basic farming shitters, and don't exactly have very long lifespans because instead of using any actual tactical ingenuity, they charge in screaming like morons, alerting everyone to their presence.

You know what would be cool? An in-game resource that recommended books to you.

It kinda sucks that I can be contacted by a daedra, and then want to learn more about said daedra, and I know that there's probably books about them out there, but there's no in game method of finding out their lore.

I want my nerd fucking character to learn about the beings they're working for.

Cool armor tier: Nord, Dunmer.
Kinda creepy but fine tier: Argonian, Orc
Curved swords tier: Redguard
Boring but could be a vampire tier: Breton, Altmer, Imperial.
Irritating forest people tier: bosmer, khajiit

Bosmer are the worst because at least khajiit have a chance of not being a manlet.

Argonians are Native Americans. Same naming system, same obsession with nature/trees.

Bring coin

Khajiit were always like buddhist warriors but the problem is that doesn't mean what westerners think it means, what it really means is they give precisely 0 fucks.

hot cats

>hot cats

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Nigga there are libraries and bookstores in the game, do what would be scholars do in setting and seek the literature out

still not as bad a elf subhuman scum

Reminder that Khajiit are the First Peoples of Tamriel, living on the continent before any other men or mer, and that their batshit lore/religion is like 95% true thanks to skooma divination.

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buy some drugs and cheap stolen property and bang a cat slut

I like to believe my Khajiit used to be a person who was cursed to be a cat and now cannot speak.

That's what I already do, but you basically have nothing but titles to go off unless you read literally everything, but then that isn't "seeking out the literature".

Can a human impregnate a Khajiit or Argonian?

Delete that nosering and we got a deal

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Kick them out 109 times

Better question:
Can Argonians and Khajiit impregnate Men and Mer?

Gypsies niggers
Redguard are muslims

>Implying most women don't impale themselves on huge lizard cocks in Tamriel

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>what do you do?
kill Lizards
kitties aren't nearly as bad

no

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Moon Sugar made some of them low-key psykers as well.

Those type of piercings are way too vulnerable to literally anything. Better hope it don't get caught on nothing, or someone tries to pull it during combat.

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Pet Kat

>exterminate on sight
Altmer
Argonian
>nigger tier
Nord
Khajit
Bosmer
>cool nigger tier
Redguard
Orc
>good tier
Imperial
Dunmer
>master race
Breton

absolutely fucking based
Dunmer > *

The races can all intermix in Tamriel, though the children are always the mothers race. It’s rare to see a crossbreed.

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How did you butcher license even with spellcheck and the internet at your disposal?

Cats are great.

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He typed it like a Britbong would say it faggot. “Loy-sense” loicense

And yet they still made the dunmer second class citizens.

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Well yeah, they've always been adept hand-to-hand fighters from the start. Every game since Morrowind, they've had stat bonuses for brawling.

>Implying the Dunmer are the powerful and feared race they once used to be
There's a reason why the Aldmeri Dominion is comprised of Bosmer and Altmer.

Disgusting.

>only game with romancable Khajiit girl is morrowind
>Oblivion only has one minor argonian tween girl who kinda likes you
>Skyrim only has a X druggy argonian you can marry and no romancable khajiit ladies
>still no waifu tier Khajiit gal companion mods for any of the games
Jesus FUCK Todd! Cmon!

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>Scouts-Many-Marshes and Derkeethus
>Druggy
Excuse me?

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I thought Derkeetha canonically touches your penis while you're asleep.

Yes, even those cats. I enjoy them on FFXIV though, not through modded Skyrim, even though those type of cats exist in lore.

Please don’t shitpost other cats.

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Fuck off back to XIV, ERPfag.

>gal

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>Fuck off back to XIV, ERPfag.
I don’t ERP though, you filthy hobgoblin. Fuck off, cum guzzling faggot.

The only druggy femArgonian in Skyrim that I know of is that dockworker in Riften. Shahvee isn't like that. She just has a meh hornstyle.

Dosent she admit to being an x thief?

Uh-oh, looks like I struck a nerve.
Funny that XIVfags can only ever invade other threads unrelated to theirs.

She used to be one, but that doesn't mean she's a druggy. Argonians and Khajiit are typically thieves anyway, so it should be no surprise.

>nords are racist for not allowing khajiits inside the cities because they stereotype us as all being sneaky thieves
>lol actually we are all sneaky thieves, every single one.

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>Nords constantly spout how superior they are to all the other races and treat everyone else beneath them
>When you kill Ulfric, they start babbling on about how oppressed they feel

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>Funny that XIVfags can only ever invade
>invade
Have you ever considered that people can jump into any thread and have multiple different interests or are you just retarded?

turn in your crossbows, think of the kittens.

>Posts their shitty irrelevant waifu from a different game series altogether in a thread related to TES
lmao get fuk'd nigger

The Nords were the most passive race we've seen in the ES series so far, especially taking into consideration we've been in their homeland.

Nords don't claim superiority. They just want their homeland to belong to them. Compare how they act to how every single dark elf treats you in Morrowind.

Bretons = Nords > Imperials > Argonians > Wood Elves = High Elves > Orcs = Redguards > Dunmer = Khajiit
Not all ">" are of the same size but I didn't want to make too many "power gap" or "shit" so you'll have to guess.

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Same thing we do with blacks in real life: worship them and give them our wives and daughters for interracial breeding so assuage my white guilt for slavery (despite my ancestors never owning slaves and that there are no living slaves, children of slaves, grandchildren of slaves and very few great grandchildren of slaves in America today).

#Reparations

Ah, so you are retarded. That’s all you had to say, user. And by the way, it isn’t my toon either retard, but I guess you didn’t consider anybody on this site can save an image.

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Furry cats!

wtf

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youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8

imagine relating to this image

>"How dare anyone that's not a Nord set foot in our country, I'll see them driven out!"
Literal entitlement.
>B-BUT WE WUZ YSGRAMOR AND SHIET

t. butthurt argonian. You're lucky your skooma-sipping ass is allowed anywhere near windhelm, period. Go back to black marsh

>Treats every race like shit
>Surprised when non-Nords don't want to aid their shitty little rebellion
>Get even more surprised when they get buttfucked by the Legion

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There is NOTHING wrong with selling drugs to the local youth.

well of course nobody outsides nords supports stormcloacks because everybody else is there to loot all their shit once stormcloacks get defeated
you nigroids don't belong in skyrim

Based.

t. Stormcloak tinfoil hatter

>Implying the Altmer conspiracy isn't real

it is

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Not experimentally verified.
>It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring.
Notes on Racial Phylogeny by the Council of Healers, Imperial University

Thalmor are nazis, it’s pretty obvious

How tf do people make such cute waifus.. mine never turn out that cute.

Whats this meme?

Pretty sure this is the one thing we can agree on. Also high elves are dickbags, I intentionally kill any I can find every game I play.

call him a nigger and laugh

THIS right here.

This is why Redguard women are the superior Elder Scroll women.

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Do what I do and use the highest res body textures and rip people's followers faces

Turns out okay

Those are argonians

based and redpilled

Because cat claws :3

>tfw when you're so ignorant you can only draw parallels with blacks and stealing
>can't even comprehend a roaming gypsy parallel
>end up using this as a chance to platform your racist whines

Reminder that Khajiits are theives because private property is a foreign concept to them.

they seem to understand it pretty damn well when I'm the one stealing their shit.

>Dunmer at the bottom
worst opinion, oblivionbabby or skyrimbabby spotted

Dumb ass.

"Itinerant monk" is a great cover for stealing shit. Good thinking.

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Imperial. Anyone who likes Imperials can go get fucked. They are by far the most boring race in the entire franchise who have basically no lore other than 'we are in the Empire and we're kind of like Romans xD!'. Even fucking Bosmer are more interesting than Imperials.

Chimer >>>> All
Nerevar forever.

she looks like she fucks orcs

I love how this image is so wrong with what actually happens in Morrowind. Dunmer cannot "become gods" because three traitorous faggots used the tools of another race to tap into divine powers of a foreign god. Nords unironically are more "God like" than Dunner because the Thu'um is tonal magic. Whoever made this stupid image didn't even play Morrowind.

If Redguards are the best warriors why did Skyrlrim take eastern Hammerfell in the 3rd era during the simulacrum. All Redguards have done since arriving in Tamriel after destroying their own home is genocide helpless Nedics and pick on Orcs.

Dunmer on the bottom WHERE THEY BELONG

Worse, they played Morrowind and they're an obnoxious dunmerfag.

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The Thu'um isn't exclusive to Nords. Anyone can learn it, it just takes fucking forever.

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Do drugs and purchase stolen goods.

>even an image designed to shit on Dunmer implies that the Dunmer raped everybody without repercussions and could only be stopped by an apocalyptic event

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Toxoplasmosis, it's a real thing. A parasite found in cat shit that fucks with the brain of anything it infects, which can be anything that goes in the vicinity of the cat shit. It lessens your fear response when around cats. It also has other effects, such as muscle pain and often being tired.

This man got trips. That is a 1/10,000 chance on Yea Forums where any dubs that doesn't end in 0 is disabled.

Redguard is the nigger race.

>minimum Intelligence
2+2=chicken
>minimum personality
Ayo hol up were de whyt wimmin at?
>minimum willpower
Fuck school.

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Keep spouting this shitty /an/ meme.

>unironically being an ebonheart cuck

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Dilate.

>live in literal ashy shitholes because no one wants filthy daedra worshippers on their land
>worship race traitors so even the daedra hate them for centuries
>Imperials just let them stay "autonomous" because they know the houses are too busy killing each other to do anything
>precious queen is just a sex doll for Tiber Septim
>Tiber Septim also just takes their giant dwarven robot and they let him.
>Argnoians and Altmer were easily able to repel Oblivion invasion but Dunmer get rolled

Willpower has nothing to do with school, that would be Intelligence.

>>Argnoians and Altmer were easily able to repel Oblivion invasion but Dunmer get rolled
I think a meteorite crashing into their capital city and a goddamn volcano exploding all over their continent might have something to do with it

Based but bluepilled.

Redguards don't have the will to sit through 6 hours of schooling.

Redguards don't have the will to leave a bicycle alone.

Redguards don't have the will to not leave watermelon husks and chicken bones off the town street.

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Sure, but it's culturally exclusive to Nords.

>Dunmer
>raped everybody

The Dunmer couldn't even push the Nords out of Resdayn without uniting with the Dwemer.

funny how dunmer apologists always forget the date for this is 4E Year 5 in other words 5 years after all oblivion gates have already closed.
Also, Mournhold is the capital of Morrowind, not Vivec.

I thought it was Necrom. Mournhold is just a section of the city of Almalexia.

It moved to Necrom after Mournhold was destroyed. It’s its own city.

Depends on what map you're looking at for Morrowind. It's the same city but some have it listed as Mournhold while some have it as Almalexia.

MOURNHOLD
CITY OF LIGHT
CITY OF MAGICK

>Expansion lets the player go to Morrowind's capital city of all places
>99% of the time is spent going through copy pasted sewer tunnels

Really great work Bethesda.

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I'm pretty sure the city was the capitol before everyone started dickriding the Tribunal, there is no reason for it to have been named after her before they came to power.

Its probably Book Of UUNP

My N'wah is here.

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seething

based

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feed them and give them copies of the communist manifesto

>Dunmerfags are crossboarders
Of course they are.

>crossboarders
the fuck do you think this means?

meant for

>literally making a false image that relies on entirely false information that doesn't coincide with the Dunmer's own game

kys
>based

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>There are people in this thread who play Khajits and Argonians instead of the race of each land.
You disgust me.
Morrowind is best played as Dunmer, Oblivion as Imperial and Skyrim as Imperial.

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I play Dunmer in Skyrim for the gibs.

>just being a random normal guy
let me guess, oblivion was your favourite story too

The game is too shallow to show the effects of introducing drugs to a city or theft. If there's no effects, there's no reason to take any action.

>and Skyrim as Imperial.

you must be a jew

fuck off imperial scum

they dont call it cuckchan for nothing

Don't be rassist toward Redguards or the janigger will give you a warning.

Fuck Redguards.

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>crazy psychedelic Elsweyr or Blackmarsh game never
not that I'd want Bethshit to make it, at least certainly not post-Morrowind Bethshit, but goddamn, it hurts to see the potential of these settings and lore go to waste

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Enact a Final Solution to the Gyps- Furry menace.

Damn, you got dabbed on lmao

lol cucked

I'll be frank with you: I can relate more to cunnyseurs than to furries. Wanting to fuck an animal is just... nope. At least the cunny will one day be an adult (human) woman and all's good

>Have 3 gods on your side
>One of these gods betrayed her husband for a power trip
>Stay glorified slaver republic that can barely invade it's neighbors
>Gods decide to give your giant robot to a human conqueror
>Lose gods
>Almost immediately get raped by swamp lizards

Nigger Elves not even once.

This. Get dabbed on Ash niggers. Argonian chads in the Mournhold tonight.

>all these retards who love Breton
Bretons are the most cringey, gay, bland race. In Morrowind they have the gayest voices too. HURR I'M HALF ELF AND HALF HUMAN :^) I'M SO UNIQUE AND SNOWFLAKE fuck off faggot play a real race you metagaming powergaming niggers

you right but you've come to the wrong place

people only like them because they have the best racial trait and can't handle getting oneshot by magic spells as any other race

Fpbp

capture them and rape them of course

That’s hot

They're like the only "Human" race on Tamriel that has an innate affinity for the schools of magic.

You'll make a fine rug, cat.

Install catgirl mod
Remove furries

>Shit tier
Helves
Bosmer
Niggers (redguards)

>Ok tier
Orcs
Delves
Nords
Breton
Khajiit

>Based
Imperial
Argonian

whoops

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!

He does it for free.

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Black Marsh got conquered multiple times. Both by different Cyrodiilic empires and by the Chimer/Dunmer. Argonians are known to travel to the heart of Argonia just to kidnap slaves.

revolting face

Animals will evolve into humans if you just give them a few thousand years.

based

Elves are ACTUAL disgusting animals, yet you give them no heat. I’d rather be with the innocent lizard girl rather than the child who’s unable to consent, wouldn’t be surprised if you were into underaged elves too.

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fuck off pedo

It was a one time thing involving too much alcohol and a pineapple.

They have barbed penises, like real cats.