I am the second best expert on the Half-Life series. AMA

how many head crabs are there

>Yes, both by characters
name one (1) time this happens

WRONG
Many HL species are based on sexual terms, crabs is a slang term for the Pthirus Pubis which supposedly bear a resemblance to the Head Crabs.

They aren't really brown IMO, they just have fleshy color.
They evolved that way.

Who is the first?

why is freeman immune to headcrabs

what do they taste like

do head crabs like wine if so what kind?

who was the first head crab abd why?

am i a headcrab?

A nice red.

Whats the best Headcrab RP server?

"Headcrabs!" - Citizen, Half Life 2
"Kinda makes you wish we were still fighting Headcrabs." - Citizen, Half Life 2 Episode One

"Ahh Yes the term HeadCrab, a term we all know and use frequinetly here." -Actual real qoute Headcab, Circa 2007, Half-Life 2, Valve Softworks, Gabe Newell

If I pull that headcrab off, will you die?

why is freeman immune to headcrabs

why isnt freema immune to headcrabs

are headcrabs just failed people?

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i was waiting for the head crab

YOU FUCKED UP MY HEADCRAB!

No.
Combine breed them in bulk, so potentionally infinite number.
He canonically has a helmet to his suit.
Yes, the Headcrab is keeping the body alive.
Cool, I didn't know that. After all, I'm not the ABSOLUTE expert on Half Life.

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You guys sure seem to like headcrabs.

Did Lamarr love Dr. Kleiner back?

>its an AMA where the OP doesnt fucking answer a goddamn thing

If a headcrab leaves dallas at 4:06PM at 71mph and heading to houston 191 miles away, when will the head crab arrive?

Are Headcrabs fully modeled?

>After all, I'm not the ABSOLUTE expert on Half Life.
AH YOU MOTHER FUCKER I like you

what acidic solution best dissolves the skin of a headcrab

Why are they called maw men?

What do headcrabs smell like

>He canonically has a helmet to his suit.
so why can't he breathe under water ?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GRUNTS IN HL1?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEE GUN?
WHAT HAPPENED TO SNORKS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE AAAAAAAAAA SHARK?

Because they're mormons from New Jersey

What happens to the arbiter?

where's half life 3

If master chief dies what would happen?

What do you call a headcrab combine soldier zombie?

why does the poison headcrab be able to poison you when you have a metal suit on

a zombine

No. Headcrabs are primitive and aren't capable of love.
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They are adequately modelled.
No idea.
They aren't. They referred to them once as Mawmen in the guide, probably because they have maws on their chests and the makers of the guide didn't know the official name.
That's like ... ah ... Zombine ...
Zombine ... you get it? heh ...

What's it like being a Virgin?

A Headcrab virgin?

He can actually. When you go underwater your AUX power goes down, not your breath or anything. The suit is feeding you oxygen when it has AUX power.
Good question. All I can think of is that their claws are so strong they pierce the suit and infect you. Same as when you get shot.
I don't remember, but I guess it doesn't feel like anything. I wasn't bothered by it.

Thanks user. I like you too.

Why are the advisor models different between HL2 and EP2?
Why did Valve change the original Vortigaunt Models in HL2?

well gordons a pussy then cause i can hold my breath as long as him without his pussy oxygen helmet

>I don't remember, but I guess it doesn't feel like anything. I wasn't bothered by it.
I don't say this often but based, I had a friend, according to females he was "VERY handsome", notice the emphasis on very, he didn't lose his virginity until he was 26, he still has a band, he is as stated before handsome, but he chose to not give in.

Virginity is actually a respectable phase of your life, don't let the modern media brainwash you.

How did alien slaves / vortigaunts learn to speak English

Not OP but I think the reason is that they can tap into the Vortessence, allowing them to access to hive knowledge.

Now my favorite quote from them:

"There is no distance between us, no false veil of time or space may intervene"

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Headcrabs have a horrible sense of direction and often get lost.

If Gordon is immune to headcrabs because of his helmet, why aren't combine soldiers immune?

Is barney a nigger?

>Why are the advisor models different between HL2 and EP2?
It's mostly just graphical upgrade and some different cyber attachments.
>Why did Valve change the original Vortigaunt Models in HL2?
You mean why did they retroactively changed them in an update? Probably for the sake of consistency. If you mean why did they change their design in Ep2, it was just artistic preference. They wanted to redesign them because they had bigger role in Ep2, same as Advisors.

He's a theoretical physicist, I think he can afford to be a little bit of a pussy.

Same as you learning another language. They are very intelligent and possibly psychic, which helps I think.

I think when the Headcrabs have more time, they can chew through the helmet. You can imagine that's what happens to Gordon too if he is "killed".

No.

Thoughts on BreenGrub?

I consider it canon since Laidlaw had that going on while he was still officially emplyed by Valve and I think it's neat, great worldbuilding.

is gordon autistic?

Gordon is you user, so yes.

Would you consider Epistle 3 canon then? That was when Laidlaw left Valve.

When will project borealis come out?

I lost mine at 25, and ten years later she's still with me and we have 3 kids. Losing your virginity at 14 and sleeping with dozens of women is nothing to be proud of.

What's the exact field of research of Gordon Freeman ? We only see him opening portals by mistake and wrecking shit up, but we never see his scientific knowledge come into play during the story.

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Theoretical physics, it helped him understood the workings of reality, allowing him to escape the epicenter of the Resonance cascade and helping him get out of every single dire situation.

Would you fuck a headcrab?

It isn't "officially" canon, but since the series probably won't continue it hardly matters. It's from the original writer and it WOULD have been the story of Episode 3 if it came out, so for me it might as well be canon.

Never. It's more ambitious than Black Mesa and look at how long that took them.

We only know he's got Ph.D. in theoretical physics. We never see his actual scientific knowledge because the game is an action game and by the nature of the story something always happens that prevents him from actually doing the work he's supposed to do.

No, I'm not even sure where you would fuck it, it's orifice is too large.

and related to that
I lost mine at 17 I think, it was with my first gf and I'm still with her now 8 years later. It seriously never bothered me before and if I haven't met her and would still be a virgin now I think it still wouldn't bother me.

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Yeah project borealis is probably going to run into the same problem the Half life 2 beta mods have.