Look up porn of a character before finishing their game

>they spoiled his death in Galvantula: Far From Home
Marvel has balls.

i try not to even look up music before finishing the game

>Why does so much of this art have Adachi raping people?

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To be fair it has zero impact on the plot of the series, just background info. Also who doesn’t know the plot of metal gear by now?

Spoiled Bioshock Infinite

>game gets porn made
>its ending is better than the official ending

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What? You don't like working for the bad guy the whole time?

>Why is Naoto always portrayed as this big boobs girl

Look up River Raid

Genuinely hilarious. Example?

Danganronpa porn is full of it

>game has a meymey joke
>all porn has the character making a dick/butt pun out of it while fucking

Why are you looking up porn of dudes?

>Google a character name
>Auto fills Death

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Why are searching for cuck and ntr porn?

>google character name
>auto fill Shadman

That shit is the worst.

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>actually finish game before jacking it to the porn
>characters and story completely fuck me up so I can't help but feel wrong and disgusted when I start
It's been months bros, I need to close this cicle

I can't fap to characters who die. It weirds me out.

Every game bro, every game.

that's what you get, user

you get the horny tax

I found out that Marth in Awakening was Lucina. Id already read Lucina was Chroms daughter but didn't know who she was
I was only a chapter off from the reveal so not a biggy

>me playin deadly premonition
>welp better check sidequests
>google becky
>oh ok welp that was obvious
>google diane
>fuck welp ok
>google carrol
>...
>google thomas
>shit
>google george
>assholes fuckers
>google emily
>im fucking done

>not having the willpower to finish the game before jerking off
Pathetic.

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MY DICK COULDN'T RESIST
THE GIRLS ARE TOO SEXY

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Legit happened to me
"Why is she a futa in every single one of these...
ooooooooooooooh"

>Like trailer on youtube
>On release your recommendation filled with screaming beardy assholes in glasses spoiling every death, betrayal and final twist possible with fucking CAPS on thumbnail

I'd rather jerk off happily and get spoilered then have my week ruined

Enjoy beatiful male body is a truly patrician taste. Especiiale in age of gobbos.

STOP

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>look up porn of yourself
>see your own death spoilers

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good
fuck cumbrains

>Google how to get skill/spell/ability
>Available olny after [MAJOR STORY EVENT]

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>old character appears in a game
>look up in wikia because you forgot who that is
>STATUS: DEAD

thats what you get for the porn you heathen jap rodent

Not jerking off once ruins your week?

>look up a character
>their alter ego/secret identity is the first result

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you all deserve this
stop fucking googling what to do in a game
faggots

It's worth the risk bro.

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can't finish a 30+h game with a massive throbbing boner, can I?

Um, sweetie? Never heard of Ada Lovelace?

Not vidya but from Bakemonogatari.
>hey this Oshino Ougi girl is pretty cute
>looks up porn
>tags:selfcest
God fucking dammit.

Happened to me when I googled Colossal titan

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>Look up anime shit
>Fuck loads of manga spoilers

>do this
>character doesn't actually die in the game

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>Wiki lists everyone as "was" like they're dead because it canonically takes place in the past

>draw a girl and call it a guy
LOL

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probably kojima

That's how half the Infinity War deaths were spoiled for me.

serves you right for watching capeshit.

>look up porn of a character you like
> less than 50 images in total across all porn sites

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>look up character I don't want lewded
>thousands of porn images floating around
>they're all distasteful shit

>Look up porn of character
>Less than 20 images
Alternatively
>More than 30 but most are crap

Such is the life of a not-so-known or forgotten games

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>it's mostly fetish shit or looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old

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