Hey Yea Forums, would you like to sign my petition?

Hey Yea Forums, would you like to sign my petition?

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What are you gonna do with a bunch of anonymous signatures?

Make whiney congressmen play violent video games, duh.

no way, pinko

We're going to have to make up tripcodes so the signatures count.

I'd pay a dollar to see that

>1995
underage pls go

Look, just sign the stupid petition. I've got stuff to do.

user...

fuck off, buddy!

Are you gonna sign this petition, or will it be your surviving family members?

Ok, I guess that sounds pretty good.

Thanks!

Sure, no problem. I'll sign it

i'm sorry

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Will you light me on fire, then piss on me just enough to put me out at the right time so I walk around like a burned corpse as if nothing's wrong?

If I sign it will you leave me be?

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Yes.
Yes.

Champ was a good dog

Sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog

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How I wish this were still the case

GAMES ARE BAD THEY MAKE YOU MAD!

Are you gonna sign this petition, or is it gonna be your surviving family member, which I'll politely ask you to point out to me, since I'd never hurt you or anyone else. That would be awful.

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Sure i think it's a good idea

Sure thing, Dude.

Thanks!
Thanks!

I'm not gonna give my name to someone I don't have sex with. Sorry bud.

Sure, why not?

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>doesn't kill anyone
>still kicks in all doors instead of just opening them

Fuck off pinko

Fuck you.

never sign a petition irl, they just want to rob you

A man's got to have fun in his life, you know

How did Postal 3 turn out so shit?

A complete misunderstanding of what the game was about.
Postal was extremely popular in russia, but for the wrong reasons. They saw it only as a wacky pissing on corpses simulator, when in fact it was a scathing satire of american zeitgeist.

How can russians satirize a society they don't even live in?

why was it made by russians?

They were the only ones willing to fund a sequel.

Did they not make enough money from postal 2 to fund a sequel? I thought it was pretty successful

That'll be
five
bucks.