Game tries to be cute

"we want the ironic weeb audience"

ITT: shit taste

it's cute AND funny

>character tries to be both cute and funny
>they succeed

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>poster tries to be based and redpilled
>he he's yikescringe and pilledpilled in instead

What did they mean by this?

Don't say the P-word.

penis

All jokes aside this kind of shit is sort of creepy because I know a sizable amount of these "ironic" posters are indeed pedophiles irl.

Why?

>game tries to appeal to the Yea Forums demographic
>betrays them in the dlc

nothing wrong with being a pedophile

cute+funny
Cunny!

It's gonna get brought up eventually and the last 2 threads where I typed this shit up ended up archiving or being deleted before I could post so I'm just gonna do it now
>AHiT is tranny positive or whatever

I am so fuckin sick of this meme. The game quite clearly paints trannies in the most negative light imaginable if you stop and think about it for more than 2 seconds beyond clapping in response to the stimulus of "trans representation." For starters, the trans flag that people are smacking their hands together over is;

>In a sewer, where it belongs
>a piece of shitty graffiti on a wall
>located in a crime ridden city that's controlled by a dangerous crimelord sociopath

The mustache kid is also pretty obviously supposed to be a tranny of some sort and she;

>Is so diabolically evil that as soon as she gets godlike powers she immediately starts deciding who gets to live and who gets to die
>has a very shallow black/white moral code where all the good guys are people who do literally everything she says and the bad guys are everyone else
>forces all living, sentient creatures in the solar system to line up in her evil lava hellhole to await her judgement
>basically a pompous and arrogant totalitarian dictator who constructs a castle that basically looks like it could be Satan's strong hold, complete with enormous statues of herself
>betrays you at the drop of a hat (haha) despite proclaiming you to both be best friends
>steals the fuel you need to power your ship and not be stranded in space forever because you don't want to abuse your timelord powers to play god with her
>fucks with time so bad she turns an entire planet from a nice Earth-like parallel to a fucked up lava hellscape incapable of sustaining life

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hat sex

>attempts to murder you because you had the audacity to try and take back what's yours from her
>is hated so much by EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE GAME that literally everyone not only tells her to go fuck herself, but also cheers you on as you fight her, actively helps you against her, and even resorts to sacrificing their own lives just to help you survive and stop her
>is so irredeemably bad that Hat Kid, and the game itself, think nothing of your decision if you choose not to help her and give her a time piece out of pity at the end, and instead leave her to her fate

I'll reiterate that last part: The "trans rep" of the game is essentially turbo hitler/stalin/mao/satan in little kid form and is such an awful and vile person that everyone you met up to that point, from generic enemies, to an evil ghost that kills people and steals souls, to a guy you killed so bad he's just a brain in a jar, is willing to kill themselves and die if it means stopping her. That people see her and cheer about BEING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY or whatever while ignoring that the game paints her as a despicable person with 0 redeeming qualities, and ignoring that the trans flag is in the dank and dirty sewers of a city ruled by an insane cartel, shows how shallow and short sighted and just plain stupid your average LGBT activist really is.

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>Wow I can't jack off to this, this isn't cute at all!

hmmm
I don't like that
hat adult is a very boring design

thanks for the (You) I guess

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ok there I finally got to make my point that the game isn't a tranny game and is actively portraying trannies as bad and is a subtle social commentary on trannies and how they're all insane and bad

I missed.

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Nice

Hat Kid > Oppai Hat Kid > Hat Adult

Post the based webm you know which one

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I miss the first week this game came out, before the fucking cunny spam made it fucking weird to even mention this game.

>game tries to be cute
>succeeds and is also funny

It's a fun game and I miss playing it. Shame cunny and anti-trans posters ruin the actual discussion of the game.

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You know, I didn't realize until I read this post that Queen Vanessa is the only character missing from the end game, I think.

The Party Mode is fantastic if you enjoy absolute chaos.

>The mustache kid is also pretty obviously supposed to be a tranny of some sort

What gives you that idea? The mustache? Pretty sure that's just "Haha, that little girl has a mustache" because she ends up as the mustache-twirling villain type.

>call someone a baby/say the p-word
>whack them with the umbrella
>scooby-doo chase around the spaceship for the next half an hour

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mustache girl is an alien just like hat kid, they're all postgender

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What other kind of girl has a mustache?

I always have fun memories of slapping my buds off the nearest cliff every time they say Peck and the endless keep away games with the ball. I discovered that the ball is clientside and you can actually with good timing manage to both be holding the same ball at the same time.

Pedophile. Thankfully us Lolicons aren’t Pedophiles. As we do not fuck children. Only Lolis.

Already*, not always

What does the "peck" meme stem from.

Lesbian japanese sailors

A cartoon girl.

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There is a bird man who says peck a lot. It turns out that's their equivalent to "fuck" and you can say it.
This is hilarious.

Just mod out that garbage flag and betray those faggots devs.