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what should I spend my last $10 on?
liquor? lottery ticket?
help

Bulborb, I've heard of a way to fix my dopamine receptors that requires me to sit in a blank room for 12 hours a day for a few days. Please grant me your blessing.

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its like chinese finger traps.
the more you try to get it off, the more you get stuck in it.
so just be a friend, fuck other chicks, and if she feels something for you, she will go for you after seeing you banging other women.

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I'm glad someone else knows other than me. I was getting a bit pissed off at people who refused to learn.
Good to know you're here and that you know, Bulborb.

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They can literally smell the cat-owning incel on you.

shud i buy a sanei bulborb plush?

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Practice not having inhibitions.
After only 3 days of practicing, you'll have noticeably less inhibitions than before, and after 2 weeks you'll have a lot less.
It plateaus though, so if after a month of practicing you still have too many inhibitions, you'll need some more help.

Alcohol helps but be a bit careful, as it impairs your judgement and can lead to making dumb decisions. Use it to supplement your practice and training, rather than replacing it.

>Bulborb how do I find purpose in life
Purpose is in struggle - in having something to fight against that you have reason to fight, and in which you have a reasonable chance of success (30%-90%).
The modern world with its billions of people and its international globalist banking cartels may seem like it's something you can't win against, but it's not all hopeless.
Whatever you dislike has more enemies than just you. Meet up with them and see if you can work together to fight against the thing you mutually dislike.
>How do I escape the friend zone
The Friend Zone is a place you willingly enter and must willingly stay in. Escaping it is as easy as breaking off contact with the woman in question.

Bulborb how do I stop being a lazy piece of shit?

>Bulborb, I've heard of a way to fix my dopamine receptors that requires me to sit in a blank room for 12 hours a day for a few days.
That works but you need to have literally no entertainment or emotional stimulation. You're not even allowed to imagine or daydream. And you need to stick with it for at least 11 days.
It is HARD.
If you have the willpower to do that then you have 5 times the willpower you need to accomplish anything you want in life.

>Bulborb how do I stop being a lazy piece of shit?
Get a pet dog or a child.

>Child

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Bulborb recommends that you spend it on a video game. Used games often go for cheap (whether it be online or from a local game store), and modern indie games are around that price.

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I read that I could atleast have a journal to write, but I will trust you Bulborb.

Bulborb how i can caring too much about stuff that seems idiot.
For example if i lose against anyone in smash i get super depressed and get rencorous against that player for a long while
And then i end up wanting to cry.

bulborb did the bitch give me herpes or am i freaking out over nothing

not bulborb here but you should probably get yourself checked out at a sex clinic. they're free.

Bulborb I can't fall asleep at night.

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i went to a clinic on Monday and the doc told me it's probably not herpes but she said to not bother doing a blood test because there are a lot of false positives. she gave me valtrex to take for a few days to see if it helped at all but i cant tell if it did anything. the redness above my lip went down a little bit but it's still there. there's also a red mark on my cock now, as of today. gonna fuck the girl again tonight (can't get it again if I've already got it so I might as well) so im gonna tell her that she needs to go get tested.

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It's hard. What you're doing is tricking the brain into going into panic adapt-or-die mode, by deliberately starving it of stimulation, which it needs. It's as hard as kicking a chemical dependency cold turkey because you ARE kicking a chemical dependency cold turkey - the chemical is dopamine.
Before you make it through, you will go through absolutely fucking crushing despair where you feel you have literally nothing to live for, because dopamine regulates the feeling of having something to live for, and you are deliberately starving yourself of it.

Try smaller willpower training first. Every day for a month, go for a 15 minute walk, ESPECIALLY the days when you really don't feel like doing it. In fact, if you don't feel like doing it, you have to walk for 30 minutes instead.
That smaller willpower training will help a little.

>Bulborb how i can caring too much about stuff that seems idiot.
Practice.
Actively try to not feel the emotions you don't want to feel, and stop feeling the emotions you don't want to feel.
If you stick to this for 3 days, you'll see results. If you stick to it for 2 weeks, you'll get noticeable results.
It plateaus out though, and if after a month of practicing your emotions you're still uncomfortable with them, you need more assistance. Talk to a doctor.

>Bulborb I can't fall asleep at night.
Bulborb knows.

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>main color is black
>thicker lips
>more aggressive than its counterpart
what did Nintendo mean by this?

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Bulborb I keep throwing myself blindly into relationships because I'm so lonely, how do I take the time to love myself and accomplish personal goals in life when I have this constant need to be with someone and care for them instead?

bulborb is epic

Not Bulborb, but I've had similar problems all my life. It's like my sleep schedule is constantly changing, and every day I go to sleep an hour later than the last. The only way I can reliably fall asleep is to just stay up till I'm exhausted.

>when I have this constant need to be with someone and care for them instead?
Are you sure that's loneliness?
I'm not Bulborb, but if your desire to be with someone else is because you want to take care of them, that's not the emotion of loneliness, that's a different emotion called kindness.

Drugs. Melatonin exists for exactly this issue.

Hey bulborb, which piece should you move first when playing chess?

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3 > 2 > 1

No I just like to be important to someone and don't know how to stop to make my own life better
Please Bulborb I need your guidance

I do not have any experience in this situation so my advice is uninformed. I will do my best to make a guess.

>how do I take the time to love myself and accomplish personal goals in life
I see two main ways.
#1. To do the best job, you need well-maintained tools. If your tools are worn or sub-par, your ability to do good work will suffer.
The most important tool in life is your own mind. Your personality, your attitude. After that, your body is the next most important tool.
For whatever goal you have in mind, keeping your personality and body maintained is s good idea.
#2. You will need to locate a person who has a firm grasp on reality, and who has standards and expectations. Someone who is firm and strict, and won't bend under pressure.
Have this person tell you to git gud and focus on yourself more, and trust this person's judgement instead of your own.

In that picture the first two pieces I'd move are White King and White Queen, because they're currently on the wrong starting squares.