Corgi #1 in the Grand Prix

CORGI BROS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

CORGI BROS GONNA MAKE REDDITCHAN HAVE A BAD TIME

>Being a cock loving bird or a shit slumming pig

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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F-fuck you redditchads shit was rigged and you know it!!!

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Stop bullying birb bros, they're already dead

>picked turtle to be le epic contrarian defeating the reddiTURDS

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why is that dog's face like that?

>be victorious
>get called reddit by newfags

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>he picked corgi
>he switched teams
At least now you can cull lowlifes from your friend list easily.

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the fuck even is this?

Autism is such a fascinating condition to study.

>Join Tortoise team
>Still get 2nd place

I'm fine with this. Feels good.

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This is what a loser would say

Your attempts to anger me are impressive, but I cannot be angered.

ur mom gay

>Get no games after spending a week helping my team and gaining points
What's the fucking point?

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Not really. That sounds autistic as fuck.

I picked Corgi because I wanted to win.
If you didn't want to win, why did you even try Yea Forums?

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I picked corgi, but after that I didn't interact with any of the event mechanics. Did I get anything from that?

Because picking corgi would give you the worst chances to get a free game out of the winning teams
You wouldnt take the worst odds on purpose, right Yea Forums?

One in 5000000 odds are still better than a zero percent chance of winning anything on the losing team

What did you win?

>Team rabbit made podium finish
>Yea Forums team cock btfo
feels good man

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>having a small but non-zero chance of winning is worse than having a precisely zero chance of winning.

I was sure my team (hare) would come last.
3rd place feels good.
Cheating corgishitters can eat shit tbqh.

why would anyone stay on their losing team?
Why wouldn't everyone just switch to the winning team so they get the bonuses?

You have to win to have a chance at getting a free game, better to have a .00001% chance than a 0% chance.

>Not commiting to Hare or Tortoise with low players and relatively lots of wins.