>Hey there user, what'cha playing? Mind if I just sort of fly around your monitor for a little bit while you play? Thanks!
Hey there user, what'cha playing? Mind if I just sort of fly around your monitor for a little bit while you play...
Nicholas Ross
Carter Martinez
I set up a few hormone based sticky traps around the house, four days later they were filled with mites.
Fuck them, but fuck their larvae more than anything, looking up to a wall and seeing three of those fuckers climb up a wall only to realize there's 5 more on the ceiling is fucking aids.
Dominic Morris
>turn off light
>swarm my monitor
>turn on light
>reveal the creeping masses of bugs scuttling around my room
>turn light back off
Wyatt Thompson
close your fucking window
Logan Roberts
>crawls up your leg while playing games
Logan Hall
nigga I save my ac for when I have to sleep.
Nathan Reyes
step sister lapdance
Julian Jones
>bug in room
Colton Anderson
My fucking stepmother opens the front door which is next to my office every fucking night so that she can get some fresh air. She legitimately said that there aren't any bugs around the door before a huge ass beetle dove headfirst towards her face. It's mosquito season too so I have to deal with all these blood sucking jews every fucking night cause she can't be bothered to open her windows
Benjamin Morris
These stupid fuckers need to stay away from my pantry. I don't get it. You kill 5 and 5 more show up the next hour. Fuck moth worshipping niggers. These things aren't cute and leave horrible brown stains on everything.
Michael Butler
>Laying in bed in the dark
>You hear it
>A fluttering of wings and a plunk from across the room
>It happens again
>You turn the lights on and look all over for the fucker
>Now you just wait for minutes standing in the middle of the room when the most retarded bug of the bug world decides to make its mayday flight again
>You see it slowly walking on your TV screen
>Grab it and run to the door to chuck it as far as you can
Fuck stinkbugs. At least they're not too bad. The idiocy is sort of endearing in a way.
Noah Turner
>tfw only cute moths and a tiny spider roam my room
Better luck next time faggots
Colton Parker
*lies perfectly still until you go to kill it then runs away at 100mph*
Brayden Murphy
Where the fuck do you faggots live to have so many bug problems?
Michael Brooks
Living in Georgia or the Carolinas must be hell having to deal with these fucking things. Even worse with shit like love bugs.
Camden Cruz
Had some weevils one time infest all my cereal and sugar. Was forced to start putting everything in tupperware. You get sort of paranoid after the first time you see one of those fuckers show up in your food.
Gavin Morales
Texas.
Nathaniel Cox
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh i hope it stopped
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sebastian Lewis
earwigs are good moms
Asher Stewart
God I love living in a cold country
Angel Rivera
Typically in the South or amywhere wiyh seasonal weather. Even places far up North like Alaska has swarms of mosquitos. Every single bug except for honeybees are niggers that don't know to stay the fuck out of our living space.
Thomas Evans
>Hope you don't mind if I take a chunk out of your leg
>You won't even notice it while playing vidya
>I need your blood for my babies, user
John Foster
Don't worry bro, I've got this.
Christopher James
Good news anons, CRISPR was recently permitted to be used on Mosquitos which will eradicate them peremenantly in 25 years!
Austin Bell
>love bugs
I still get war flash backs from my time dealing with those in Shreveport. You ever watch Prince of Egypt? Imagine that.
Asher Phillips
Can we work on wasps first, PLEASE!
Jacob Martinez
Their primitive brain is easy to figure out though. They always go for the closest dark area within their field of vision.
Gabriel Morris
Don't you do it faggot
Owen King
FUCK OFF
Adam Morgan
Why can't they be eradicated? Having thousands and thousands of those niggers in every square inch of space certainly isn't healthy.
Angel Russell
You have beautiful eyes.
Robert Hernandez
No Wasps eat decaying carcasses which is much more efficient than nasty flies, which means we can use Crispr on disgusting nigger flies next!
Xavier Rodriguez
>wake up with some small black insect in my ear a couple weeks ago
>now have rashes
Is there a correlation here?
Leo Reyes
>every other animal on earth is wary of humans and stays away from civilization
>except these frail faggots who do nothing but eat each other and die
Why do bugs do this?
Justin Hall
See a doctor, may have laid some eggs in your canal.
David Sanders
>needing to save AC
David Cruz
:( He just wants to REEEEEE
Joshua Hughes
>Countless species go extinct
>Third world shithole population skyrocket even greater
No, no we shouldn't do this.
Colton Gonzalez
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZTC TCHHHHH
Shut up faggit
Jackson Sullivan
Are they destructive? I remember a swarm of them when I was younger but they didn't seem do do any harm.
Kevin Bell
>But user, think of my children!
Wyatt Lewis
I was so afraid of those fuckers when I was younger, I didn't wear my glasses for 3 years just so I didn't have to look at them, every step outside making that blood curdling crack from there chitin shells tearing.
James Carter
Central Europe. The summers get really hot, but temperatures throughout the year aren't high enough to make ACs common, so the solution to cool your room is to keep windows open. This does not mash well with browsing the internet/playing videogames well into the dead of the night.
Aaron Roberts
Why are you faggots scared of bugs
Evan Campbell
traded these + wasps for a million cockroaches and endless spiderwebs in my face.. not much if an improvement desudesu
Easton Bell
Literally every insect outside of bees can go extinct and we wouldn't miss em.
William Rodriguez
Did they look like this?
Carson Green
>apartment below you has flea infested animals which spread to the whole building
>get bit for a week until the whole building is nuked
>don't even own an animal
It was the worst
Caleb Murphy
You don't know torment until you get an infestation of Phorid flies. Those motherfuckers need to go extinct.
Aaron Rivera
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