Vidya not on that list r-right?

whats wrong with cargo shorts?

I don't like to wear shorts period, but what's the stigma with cargo shorts?

wow congrats man you must be drowning in pussy!

Why do people still obsess over this guy?

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god I hope so, maybe normalfags will finally give up on vidya

But those are the most normalfag things.

Please god let it happen. Give me my hobby back

Not really, I haven't had a date in a few months. I just don't like shorts or movies.

He has a wife tho

He's ugly, but in a slowmo train-wreck sort of way where you can't look away.

Is this sarcasm? They were never cool, they are being pushed for a very specific reason.
Can you guess what that is?

I care about neither, but lifes this short yet so many women are fucking dumber than bricks

>mr pov
based meme

gamers
it's time

Literally nothing wrong with cargo shorts.

No, what was the reason

>470055842
Fuck off reddit nazi frog

you are literally a child if you wear them

What the fuck is wrong with cargo shorts?
Shorts are easy and comfy to wear and the extra pockets means you can carry everything in them.
Is comfort and functionality a bad thing?

>cargo shorts
look at this fuckin b8, many are gonna nibble at this.

>34 years old fat office drone whose only hobbies are videogames, anime and manga
Girl, I was undateable years before superhero movies became "in".

see

Because hes a microcosm of everything wrong with fandoms.

artificial, over reacting, stereotypical, pastey, milquetoast

>you are literally a child if you wear them
I wish, being an adult sucks ass

If I stopped wearing cargo shorts because some screenshot of a hole's opinion says she doesn't approve, then I may as well eat a bullet tonight, because I have lost all agency. Fuck these hoes, cargo shorts for life.

He's everything everyone hates about fandoms in one loathsome package.

It's mostly jealous women because they have to buy a $2000 handbag to fit all their shit that cargo shorts can carry.

they're peak 2000s uncool along with frosted tips and wallet chains and nu-metal

Can we legalize prostitution again? I'm tired of your average woman feeling empowered because she's a gatekeeper of sex

Dude video games are for marks.

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>Normies are finally going to develop Franchise Fatigue towards capeshit now

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if that dude looked like a gigachad she wouldnt give a fuck lol

I didn't even read the image but women are a fucking meme
You're an absolute faggoty pussy if you cry about anyone attacking your hobbies.

>she's a gatekeeper of sex
technically men are because men can just rape while women cant

This does make me wonder. How the fuck did this entire pop culture cult happen? Was it just because of how hard the shit was getting marketed?

cargo shorts aren't for hot weather. wear some lighter, y'fuck

So what exactly is wrong with cargo shorts?

He's the giganumale.

Move to Europe

cmon guys just women trying to do their thing. Stop care about it. If u like to wear that thing is fine. wtf is wrong with this board

>anime image
a good notice to not read your post

Nobody is obsessing hes just a fucking loser.

If that dude behaved like that he wouldn't be a chad, he would be a fatty.

I don't wear them but what is wrong with cargo shorts
fuck trading having pockets for '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''fashion''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

they're the fedora of lower body clothing

Married to a woman he makes sex with every single night in a big bed in their own home

they're for fat people who can't wear more fashionable shorts

see

The risk reward is too slanted for that to be viable

And yet unlike you he's not a virgin incel.

Its always been around, and yes the marketing helped spread it

>i tried to warn you

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t-t-t-t-t-TURBO BASED

I never knew so many people still wore cargo shorts

businessinsider.com/why-no-man-should-wear-cargo-shorts-2017-5

TRIGGER WARNING: Soi overload

are you actually using all those pockets? if so, the fuck is wrong with you?

I think like most things, it's smartphones. the internet in your pocket is too powerful, now all these brain damaged morons can hop into little cliques and hivemind their worthless opinions, and now they walk around empowered like they have it all figured out.

yet you replied to it the same

see

Makes your legs look bigger than they really are because the cargo shorts are baggy. It's as much a sin as wearing socks with sandals to some men.

What if I don't wear a fedora and i'm not overweight?

Nu-geeks make pop culture an identity rather than just a hobby.
That coupled with Corporate pandering you get these fags who cry just because they see their favorite character on screen.

video games are a medium, capeshit and star wars are specific genres in cinema
capeshit and star wars fans need to be rounded up and killed

Damn, you Americans now feel offended in behalf of faggots too?

shut up nerd

To Brent Luvaas, an associate professor of anthropology at Drexel University and the man behind the street-style anthropology photo blog Urban Fieldnotes, the shorts’ “thoughtless” convenience appeals to American males with a particular set of priorities. What’s offensive about cargo shorts, he says, is that it’s the kind of thing you wear if you want to be comfortable and truly do not care what people think of how you look — which itself is a kind of privilege.

“Women hate it when their husbands or boyfriends wear cargo shorts, because it’s a garment that that says, ‘I no longer care what you think of me, I’m comfortable where I am, I’m not trying to change,’ which is not an exciting proposition,” he says.
Cargo shorts are to be worn when you are psychologically incapable of caring what anyone thinks you look like. They’re a “declaration of not being a part of fashion,” Luvaas says. , it’s not that they’re unfashionable, but that they are without fashion. In turn, to be against cargo shorts is to be against a certain kind of “hegemonic” masculinity, he says.

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I have the body of a Greek god and I'm 6'3", I have never once met a person who cared what my shorts looked like.

>cargo shorts aren't for hot weather
Do you wear long johns under yours?

I'm not, but usually the alternatives that get proposed either have no pockets or very shallow ones which are basically useless
amazing argument retard

don't do the "but you replied" shtick. it's awful and pathetic.

yea it totally is.

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im sorry did you post something?

So wearing cargo shorts is good way to filter these kinds of people?

>still replied to it

It's the opposite, he's the perfect fan for corporations, he's
youtu.be/EPx9OA9sz7A?t=124
They hate people with enough pride to let something that completely turned to shit go, they love suckers that attach to something like a religion out of despair and are in blind denial about it.
If you're a corporate suit, those people are exactly who you want, braindead cultist 40 years old nincompoops.

>the alternatives that get proposed either have no pockets or very shallow ones which are basically useless
what kind of shithole are you living in?

i wear regular shorts with

Brb getting a fedora and cargo shorts

see

>WAH WAH WAH MUH CARGO SHORTS MUH LEG FEDORAS

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He has a girlfriend.

wear gym shorts instead, cargo shorts are for people that have an autistic argument as to why they need all those pockets

That's so on point it hurts

>Undateable men
Objectively false, as i believe he was on holiday with his """""wife/gf""""" in this vid

im sorry did you post something?

You people need to off yourselves

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>pop culture an identity rather than just a hobby.
I suppose that's the crux of the problem.
People don't really have a personality anymore it's just whatever thing they identify with instead.

>a frogposter chimes in with a trash, repeat what has been said take yet again

Yeah, that's why they sleep on separate beds.

>some boomer wants people to stop enjoying things
OMG BASED BASED

i mean i wear cargo pants not shorts but fucking shit its not a movement and it doesnt mean you dont care, you just wants more fucking space.

>Might be worse than men who wear cargo shorts
>She said while wearing literal street corner shirts and yoga pants
Fuck you cunt, i love my president and i know you're doing all this shit for the swooning dogs on the red side.

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dont listen to stupid feminazi bitches

(((feminism)))

>what kind of shithole are you living in?
what does that have to with what I just said?
Most regular shorts I see around have shitty shallow pockets

>Business Insider is an American financial and business news website published by Insider Inc.
2014 and subsequently 2016 really broke this type of site

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jesus christ, it's literally fedoras again. lots of people used to go "but what's actually wrong with fedoras?" too just like you're all doing with cargo shorts.

No, he wants you to stop being an autistic manchild who has nothing in his life beyond consuming entertainment media.
Sadly, Amerimutts have literally nothing else, they've been taught that watching the latest Disney movie is their only objective in life.

Yea Forums and Yea Forums can't ever get this excited for something because their time on a contrarian basket weaving form has jaded them. It's jealousy.

t. woman
We don't carry handbags like you

What even are cargo shorts?

I have shorts with like, a pocket, are those cargo shorts?

I just use it to hold my keys.

>Has revealed a whole new population
Us geeks and nerds have always been around since the beginning of time, we were called berry pickers.

He's a loser that epitomizes "need culture." And posting him as a reaction image isn't really obsession.

Good bait

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Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard. Have sex incel.

Who?

She's right, no one wants to admit she's right because it validates incels as being 100% correct.

>wear gym shorts instead
Why not put on a stained white t-shirt and flip flops while you’re at it?

shorts with decent pockets that also don't make you look pathetic are not hard to find unless you're in some shithole. that's what it has to do with what you said

What feminism?
She hates them.
Fucking everyone thinks cargo shorts are for autismos.
Of course the people who don't get it are in Yea Forums, the biggest concentration of autists on the internet.

What in God's name are you carrying that you need more than two pockets

>wearing socks with sandals
americans everyone

The problem with fedoras is people wearing them with casual attire and thinking they look good. People wearing cargo shorts just don't give a shit and aren't trying to be classy or fashionable, it's not anywhere near the same thing.

Not only do I wear cargo shorts I also wear Hawaiian shirts with them.

Every dad over 30 wears cargo shorts
Get fucked Zoomer

Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard.

I like how she thinks she's above those men.

It's funny that it's usually the homo's who wear shorts that don't cover the knees around where I live.

Jannies are fags.

Maybe in Amerimuttland.

@470057531
(You) need to go back to pl*bbit you cock licking effeminate pussy, kys ASAP

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Well, that's the thing. You want more space, so you wear ugly shorts.
Women don't have this luxury, none of their fashionable pants or shorts have pockets at all and they're not allowed to settle for uglier shorts.

They are bitter and jealous about pockets.

I like cargo shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear. Nobody has ever given me shit for it, this is all new to me.

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It'll still look better than cargo shorts

When did I mention socks you dumb fucking yuronigger?

You're awesome.

What's stopping a capeshitter from taking up woodworking or something? Would you still turn your nose up at him then?

More pockets

who said anything about socks, schizo?

>le epic (You)s for no reason
>le epic censoring yourself
>le epic "kys" like a fucking twitter faggot
Oh boy, the millennials have arrived.

>boohoo somebody posted something on twitter and it triggered me :(

honestly glad that none of you will ever get the chance to reproduce t.bh

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except yoga pants are worn by attractive women and emphasize their shapely butts. yoga pants are only ugly when fat women wear it.

cargo shorts would probably look ok on a hot guy, but vast majority are fat neckbeards. people make fun of fedoras because of the ugly losers that wear them, not because there's something intrinsically bad about a fedora.

>being a Europoor
wew

>Every dad over 30 wears cargo shorts
Not a hill you want to die on, m8

>People wearing cargo shorts just don't give a shit and aren't trying to be classy or fashionable
going off this thread, people are wearing them because the pockets make them functional so they do give some sort of shit.

fuck you I lol'd

>believing in (((fashion)))

>nerds suddenly materialized when comics became movies
huh...

What is it with Americans and cargo shorts? It's just pockets, bitch.

Yeah sorry I'm not a nigger or white trash lol I'll wear them around the house not out in public

The fact that the kind of person who unironically watches those movies are obese pussified bitches who are incapable of doing physical work.
They are wastes of organic material, you could kill every single person who watches superhero movies and the world wouldn't suffer for it, in fact, it would improve.

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Keys, wallet, phone, wireless earbuds, watch when I need to get hands wet or dirty, maybe a small snack or bottle of water.

>filename
I fuckin wish

take that back 2000s fashion was kino

Why are you trying to lie about a quote that everyone can see?

phone, wallet, keys, cigarettes

Something something jews?

>Nobody has ever given me shit for it
Not to your face.

if you're a big samoan fatboi then you're ok in my book

>all this bitching about cargo shorts
>actually caring what some Twitter whore thinks about how you dress

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actually based.

same could be said about you, too, faggot

Fat numale detected.

As opposed to what, being an American?

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Nah, but the stereotypical gamer is still an undesirable subhuman, like Alabama chads

That's odd. It doesn't take any pop culture at all to identify undateable women.

i can carry that comfortably in 2 jeans pockets except for retardedly keeping food in your shorts. how soft are you?

Katrina Jade mades my weewee too hard FUCK

she's right but for the wrong reasons
capeshit and the new trilogy are hot garbage, but going out of your way to bitch about people having hobbies and not dealing with your stuck up ass is a good way to signal that you're a vapid cunt that has nothing to offer besides a wet hole.

just about any guy that fits in her statement wouldn't want to deal with her, and neither would anyone with common sense.

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Not really, I work for a private security company, you know, a real job unlike developing dumbass videogames or whatever computer job those numales have that allows them to become landwhales.