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Vidya PTSD
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Ryan Williams
>deliberately post an easy section of a game for free responses
Eli Harris
Threadly reminder that he lives a better life than all of you.
Zachary Moore
Imagine being this much of a disgusting newfag. Go back.
Jonathan Robinson
>easy section
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TO PRESS
WHAAT?
Bentley Lee
Until taxman comes to fuck him in the ass
Kevin Collins
BUGGED JUMPING MECHANICS
Hudson Long
Zachary Brooks
Adam Flores
also the amoebas at the end of metro 2033, non redux
Ian Jackson
I remember one time I was stuck in an eternal war with Australia as England in Civ 6, started when we both first got gunpowder, they kept suing for peace after we passed an era but I wanted to burn down their production city. It all culminated in a massive D-day style invasion of the eastern coast of the continent which was a disaster for me, which resulted to me developing nukes 20 turns on and destroying an entire people.
Austin Ramirez
Didn't they add a fucking auto crouch jump feature because of idiots like him?
Jaxson Campbell
>constantly begging for money
>probably gets by on loans, credit cards, and cash advances
Sure thing
Luke Long
Josiah James
the only memorable game i have is civ5 on a two giant continent map
i got into a war with everyone on my island and it was pretty much a standstill as we got stalled in tech, meanwhile ethiopia bloated and took over the other island and was steamrolling, only ghandi survived, barely
>thing about ghandi in civ5 is he rarely does shit due to peaceful nature until late game when he starts declaring on all the warmongrers around him, this has nothing to do with the popular joke about him having a stack overflow of aggression, he just likes to punish evildoers once he hits enough tech
eventually i got nukes and found a shitload of uranium, which i promptly gifted all to him for good relations
carried on with the game and slowly came out on top on my continent, then finally got to check out the other one
i'd noticed ethiopia had stagnated, turns out the entire island was pretty much nuclear fallout except ghandis small slice
was a good game because i had to fight for it through unusual circumstances
Jason Gray
Yame! Yame!
Isaac Wilson
Ian Cooper
To be fair its pretty retarded that you have to crouch mid jump, most games dont let you do this and as an outsider it would be very hard to learn on your own
Hudson Lopez
Thomas Gray
Took me atleast 30 tries
Gavin Edwards
It makes perfect sense though. It's basically pulling your feet up while jumping to gain more height.
Jaxon Richardson
Can't forget this one
Caleb Morris
Are you a Kotaku editor?
Nicholas Phillips
the first level with the lightsaber in jedi knight outcast 2
Ayden Gomez
Anthony Myers
Robert Mitchell
It's a Darksydephil reference. He was stuck at this part for a full half hour.
Josiah Watson
I still get the feeling of loneliness and anxiety when I hear that fucking soundtrack.
Blake Walker
Aaron Campbell
my man. good shit. i played mostly Sprint mode online tho
Lincoln Reyes
THERE'S A TUTORIAL PROMPT THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO FUCKING CROUCH JUMP. DSP even read it and asked "what the heck is a crouch jump?"
Angel Morris
Joseph Bailey
holy shit you got me
Levi Hernandez
Camden Lee
Gotta love that ego protecting cope logic. Game has a mechanic I'm not aware exists? Must be a "bug" right? Yeah, that totally makes sense. They designed this platform section to be traversable only by using a "glitch". Because that's what game developers do.
Asher Jones
Eli Sullivan
>for a full half
Dylan Baker
Why PTSD? If you couldn't drive MAKO you're probably in the single digit IQ range.
Tyler Sanchez
Aiden Jenkins
?
Angel Bell
Dylan Evans
WOW DUDE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT REFERENCE THE OP NEVER TOLD ME
William Martin
BY LURKING MOAR AND POSTING LESS YOU DISGUSTING FAGGOT
Josiah Richardson
Why didn't the devs just make your jump higher?
Knowing this exists is why i have never played Okami
Zachary Baker
You're welcome.
Bentley Hughes
Rrrrrrreeeeee
Julian Mitchell
Bentley Lee
I dreaded going to the sky every single time
Grayson White
more like you're the australian you cunt
Bentley Carter
>can't into obvious jokes
Dominic Lee
who was in the wrong here?
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Ian Hill
Ryder Bell
Fuck this.
Dominic Hughes
Gavin Perez
>Game has a mechanic I'm not aware exists?
The best part is there's a tutorial for crouch jumping you're required to pass before you ever even reach that point.
Jaxson Williams
Fuck this faggot, both the HW and SS versions
Elijah Parker
Carson Nelson
i always thought this part was comfy as fuck
Jaxon Torres
>they decided to give that sequence whole DLC chapter
It was fucking great, dat ending was good too
Christian Evans
WOW, man. DSP is in The Sims.
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Jace White
>playing the spider cave campaign in last light redux
>get right before the end
>game crashes every time i try and start up the last generator
>really dont want to have to start from the very beginning of this shit again
>manage to rush and activate the generator while being attacked by 20 of the cunts
Is Exodus a crashfest on PC too?
Zachary Kelly
Matthew Garcia
Fuck off m8, that part was one of my favorites of the whole trilogy.
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Jace Morales
>browses Yea Forums
>doesn't know about the king of hate
Base knowledge about the ChaDSP should be required to use this board.
Anthony Barnes
>DSP's run of Mass Effect
>That moment he accidentally maxed out his relationship with a dude and had a sex scene with him
Luis Ramirez
you know what he did!
Jacob Torres
The hard one is completely optional. The two required ones are laughably easy.
Austin Reed
Not him but it got really tedious when replaying the game
>claims to know about the king of hate
>cant recognize his signature catchphrases
Hudson Torres
Michael Reed
filtered by a lil ctrl+space action lmao
Kayden Garcia
Owen Howard
didn't expect LoG2 to be itt.
Cooper Cooper
Ian Richardson
one day I'll do this without looking any of them up, I got through like all but 2 last time before I gave in
Michael Baker
Used a spoon to beat it, but holy fuck it was infuriating.
James Rodriguez
Carter Gonzalez
>e-celeb is oldfaggotry now
kys
Parker Hall
Ugh. No save points. Have to go through that slog of a dungeon just to die to the final boss. Fuck that game.
Hudson Harris
genuine question: what does crouch jumping add? what value does the mechanic bring? all it is is a way to jump higher and it requires an extra button press-- it is devoid of meaning or risk.
Jaxon Nguyen
This guy is made so frickin easy with the used of modern technology though. I use my smart phone to record his dot placement for easy wins.
Jeremiah Price
Brayden Garcia
>found it first try.
>wasn't even looking very hard
Morrowind was an interesting experience.
It was like being a drunk tourist in a country full of signs in a different language.
Blake Brown
>dodges your 8 tackle zones
Logan Davis
Doesn't it do some sort of bullshit where it matches how fast you tap the button so what you do is start out really slow and then speed up quickly?
Elijah Nelson
>it's tolerable if you just record the game
I dont care how easy it is to do that, it just makes me want to play less.
Leo Long
I don't normally get mad at vidya, but for some reason this game makes my blood boil. I guess I can't do calculated risks and dice rolls in my strategy games.
Julian Smith
fuck this
Nolan Scott
I win.
James Wright
Need that screw attack ninpo.
Alexander Gomez
>yo dog we heard you were tired of dying by any fault that was your own, so have jank geometry land with instant death pits everywhere
Jackson Reyes
It's such a slog to get through but Quelaag is a cool boss.
Logan Morris
>windows shatter
>room is now a total vacuum
>candles remain lit
Visceral deserved to die.
Julian Long
in his defense, do they teach you how to crouch jump? Pretty sure most casual gamers don't know crouch jumping is a thing
Jason Martin
Cooper Wood
The amoebas are cancer. I don't know what it is with the Metro series and having missions where you have to sneak into a place with minimal animal and lots of dumb annoying enemies to shoot. Exodus had those stupid worm things that spit on you too.
Nicholas Hughes
>pirate game
>install and launch
>command prompt opens for 1 second
Ethan King
>tfw actually enjoy oblivion's lockpicking
Josiah Thomas
Elijah Nguyen
I've played severely difficult games in my life. I've finished challenge 6 on Vanquish, I did DMD difficulties in DMC games, I've done plats on Bayo 1, I've done a no-hit run on DaS 1.
But this shit. These two fucking cats, along with that area, are the worst fucking things I have ever experienced. From respawning horses, to 2-cats that requires a 70+ on ADP and good luck doing that alone. Even with summons its difficult because the AI can't keep up with their speed so they're basically bait.
Worst fucking vidya difficulty and this game is riddled with shit like this, but it peaked here
Wyatt Nguyen
They're also cancer because they'd make the framerate plummet when you needed it the most.
Evan Taylor
Does it tell you to crouch jump at this part? Serious question. I think I only knew to crouch jump because I saw the DSP TIHYDP.
Hunter Roberts
CAH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MAAAAN. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU HAD TO CROUCH JUMP? WHAT THE FUCK WAS KOJIMA THINKING?!?!?!?! AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH. FUCK THIS GAME.
Jace Howard
Who is this?
Austin Baker
Joseph Gomez
Jackson Gonzalez
Brayden Butler
Any rhythm game section, especially in the Oracle Zelda games. Also, Moosh's flying levels in Oracle games. Fuck both of those.
Zachary Sullivan
>get daedra ass scratcher
>auto
>auto
>auto
>auto
>auto
Yeah me too
Christian Gutierrez
Matthew Hill
Can I get a link?
Charles Green
I don't remember what happened here. Were you supposed to jump on the wooden post?
Thomas Perry
what was the story of this one? you were supposed to climb this one how?
John Gray
Ian Watson
I'm convinced GFWL was just an elaborate troll.
Carson Sanchez
In Black Mesa when you're escaping the labs at the start of the game you come to some desks and I think a broken air vent blocking your path which pops up a crouch jump tutorial. You have to crouch jump twice in succession before you're allowed to progress.
Dylan Ramirez
Yea, you have to get on the post. Common sense would have you jump straight up or from the sides. To get up there you had to jump from the front on the ledge, there is no other jump like this in the game so it was a fuck you moment once you got it.
Brody Smith
Dominic Ward
It's the only time in the entire game that you need to line yourself up under the post and do a manual jump.
Asher Cox
I got the "updated" chip.
Isaiah Thomas
IIRC, it was positioned in such a way where you had to crouch underneath the post and jump up to reach it. Basically it was the only jump in the game that didn't function like any other. I believe it was near the end of the story as well.
Julian Phillips
Juan Wood
Colton Howard
>KILL EM
Kayden Baker
The nights in Dying Light were pretty intense.
Angel Campbell
I forgot all about this fucking shit
I had my dad do it for me because he was better at mashing
Same thing when I finally got a ps2 I had dad mash for me on God of war
Samuel Mitchell
Jack Morris
Go back faggot. I know you're trying hard to fit in but DSP has been talked about on this site for years
Ryder Taylor
I didn't have a single crash on either 2033 or Last Light, I don't what the fuck you're talking about.
Nathan Wright
Andrew Garcia
speaking of God of war
Nicholas Murphy
as if any of that matters when the game will throw 3 skulls on your initial roll and your reroll.
Landon Powell
Yeah, if you tap slow initially and then speed up you can easily beat it.
Julian Green
Elijah Davis
Thomas Campbell
This puzzle was fine but for whatever reason the zodiac puzzle is what stumped me.
Ayden Campbell
>pull out grenade launcher
>unload 6 frags in his general direction
gg ez
Samuel Reed
map kino
Jacob Reed
John Collins
I've never felt more justified about giving up on something than this desu, what a truly garbage area.
Evan Reyes
*door opens
Blake Cooper
This was a pain in the ass but i felt dumb after i figured it out.
Camden Rodriguez
those assassins creed loading screen things where u can walk around in like the void used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid
Lucas Harris
Who?
Evan Butler
Imagine being so retarded you chastise someone for "trying to fit in" while admitting to following e-celebs, pretty much the exact antithesis of Yea Forums culture.
Tyler King
James Lopez
what were they thinking?
Caleb Lewis
The night times were so tense the first 5 days then became a chore to sit through
Gavin Davis
Carter Brown
Landon Clark
Mason Barnes
True PTSD, almost kept me from playing awesome games like 2 and black flag
Aaron Walker
source?
William Murphy
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
Liam Barnes
Daniel Long
Jaxon Williams
With these as your partymembers bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net
Angel Jenkins
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
Carson Garcia
Brainlet
Landon Adams
>they respawn
I will never not be angry
Ryder Thomas
I hate ice levels
Luis Morgan
>almost kept me from playing awesome games like 2 and black flag
that's from 2 though
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Landon Wilson
oh thanks i was pretty drunk when i played so that explains it
Wyatt Turner
Asher Wood
I know it seems silly but this tight, partially submerged area with rotting corpses unnerved my little 13-yo self back in the day.
Andrew Allen
SILLY
OLD
BEAR
Michael Stewart
Is this Bioshock infinite? I never got stuck in that game, played on hard so most difficult parts I remember we're combat-based, quick rundown on this puzzle?
Grayson Hughes
>no sandbird
Gavin Myers
>the hardest part of the puzzle is the controls
Nicholas Butler
Landon Edwards
Sebastian Morales
it's a meme because it's braindead
Asher Wright
Its the worst. First time i had to use a walkthrough.
David Roberts
Brody Cruz
Ian Hughes
Aaaaaah! aaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Hudson Anderson
Wait a minute, that card.
Adrian Phillips
Whoops lol, seeing Altair messed my brain up, but I definitely remember getting stuck on this stupid jump and wanting to quit the series because of it
Justin Baker
T. Didnt get the joke
Kevin Nelson
hey man i just want to thank you for posting this, honestly. i hadn't read it in many fuckin years and had totally forgotten about it until this thread and it's just as good as i remember. cheers, bud
Ryan Martinez
>All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Robert Ward
Lol you had to do it to the beat. Would've been nice if the game informed you on that
Isaac Allen
Couldn't you just wall run up the side and jump towards the post? Pretty sure that's what I did.
Charles Cruz
imagine being a newfag who thinks DSP is just some eceleb and not a staple of Yea Forums.
Austin Sullivan
...I...I never was the same...ever again...
Carter Fisher
Cameron Thomas
Joshua Kelly
Nicholas Anderson
Carson Torres
Lola Bunny in Space Jam is what sent me down that particular rabbit hole.
Elijah Robinson
Aw shit. That's a blast from the past.
Brody Sanders
oh my god fuck you for making me remember this.
I'm a successful adult now if anyone ever found out I used to jack off to this....
There's just some things I'll take to my grave.
Anthony Powell
>charmander
,>fireblast
>charmeleon
>ember
>growlithe
>fire blast
>arcanine
>ember
>rattata
>blizzard and thunder
>ekans
>earthquake
Sweet jesus I'm stopping there.
I don't play competitive pokemon but what the fuck is up with this shit. Fucking pokemon stadium
William Turner
I haven't played this in like 18 years but I still remember the exact way he says it
David Perry
Sebastian Peterson
i can tell you are a man of refined taste
Jackson Rogers
Jonathan Robinson
Dont forget, the only pokemon on that fisher's team that doesn't have an insanely obscure way of getting it is also the Pika Cup equivalent to the fucking Death Star.
Jacob Bailey
>what's up gamers today we're gonna go over the top 10 scariest enemies in gaming
>number 10: The Super Mario 64 eel. Mario games are known for their bright colors and cute art style, so why a dev decided to include this nightmare fuel is beyond me. All I know is that every kid who got Mario 64 for Christmas also got a phobia of the deep ocean
>number 9: the piano from Mario 64
Jeremiah Wright
Connor Cook
Tyler Green
Mason Peterson
this
was a surprisingly dark and difficult game that you would expect to be for kids
Henry Green
Carson Baker
not even that bad
Gabriel Cox
Matthew Butler
Jaxson Jones
the slab they give you was a great fake out
Julian Martinez
Camden Lopez
The AI was absurd on this minigame, and the only time i've ever beaten it i looked like i just got nailed to the fucking cross.
Christopher Wright
>Your mom will never again walk into the living room and ask why you and all your friends are yelling so loud
Adrian Butler
THAT LOOKS LIKE A HOMING ATTACK
Dominic Collins
Isaac Richardson
Never post my wife again
Ryder Reyes
Henry Davis
Brayden Adams
this whole game is PTSD honestly
Andrew King
wtf the music immediately started playing in my head
Benjamin Nguyen
It's only bad if you're playing on PC without a controller.
I remember back on GTAForums cira 2004, there was a sticky thread where PC users could upload their save file and someone with a controller would load their game, beat the mission and save their game.
This was before there were many good PC controllers and very few people had one.
Charles Jones
Kevin Harris
Kayden Collins
Parker Anderson
To this day Tanya fills my loins with desire like no other.
Ryan Morales
Aaron Perez
Actually a really easy expansion.
They should have made the ghost people super resistant to limb damage for extra cancer.
Jonathan Perez
Nolan Foster
John Brown
Leo Perry
everything in dark souls 2
Cooper Hill
Pleb
Nathan Lewis
These little shits
What fucking asshole was the brain behind this?
>Let's make walking jumpscares enemies!
>Yeah, and let's create a maze level that's impossible to navigate AND fill it with these guys!
Also fuck the chink bitch that turned into a snake monster.
Jack Cook
Cant you just get the jet boots?
Jayden Garcia
Vidya buyer's remorse was more like it
Tyler Gonzalez
fucking hated every time I had to go down here
Evan Reed
>Lt.Col. Kilgore
>the multi kick attack that shoots automatically each kick
>delete the motherfuckers
Alexander Butler
Gavin Wilson
this one really isn't so bad once you realize you don't have to jackhammer or spam it, just push as often as you need to keep the lead and boost ahead at the end because she'll catch up to you no matter what
Jaxson Rivera
I never understood why so many people apparently are (were?) scared of the piano, it barely does anything at all!
Eli Rodriguez
I actually kind of liked that puzzle
Isaiah Murphy
Luis Sanchez
I fucking died here more than against most of the bosses.
Aiden Lopez
Parker Rivera
>implying it's not the best mission
Cooper Jones
Jason Roberts
I've had IP installed for months now, but every time I think about playing replaying it, I remember THIS fucking flashback and feel sick. Even the fucking rigmarole climax at the end is more fun to play than that shit.
Gavin Russell
Jose Jones
>also the amoebas at the end of metro 2033, non redux
I always just did this.
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Angel Brooks
>not final UC2 bossfight on Crushing
DRAAAAAAAAKE
Henry Fisher
Wyatt Collins
looks comfy
game?
Bentley Brown
Was this the mission that introduced the crystalids? I thought that mission was easy.
Justin Russell
WOOOOOW
Jackson Bell
Maybe it was their first real gaming spook. Those really stick with you, and everyone has one. Mine was Milla's room in Psychonauts.
Brayden Turner
I JUST HAD TO SAY IT
Xavier Ramirez
>tfw watching comfy detractor videos after a long day
Wyatt Clark
Nathan Price
I love love love ffxii but I hate hate hate hate hate rabanastres theme and the entire beginning of the game
Anthony Rodriguez
I don't know if they're introduced, but you're basically supposed to go to one side of the level then go back to the beginning. But on the way back like 20 of those fuckers spawn and you have a time limit.
Brody Lee
I always remember trying for far too long attempting to get up to that fucking post using the usual methods, and always without success.
I believe I got to the point where I may have run a google query to see if there was something I was missing.
>oh I see, that one jump mechanic I never fucking use ever.
O-ok.
Easton Hughes
>we didn't listen
Christian Bell
its shamu
Parker Cooper
Mason Evans
Christopher Nelson
>attacking bridge as germans
>easy cap
>attacking as russians
>BRRRRRR--BRRRRRRRR-BRRRRRR
Jonathan Harris
LURK MOAR
Luke Lopez
It's at roughly the halfway point
Adam Young
Adam Morgan
what gaem this?
Jackson Sullivan
Darkwood
Andrew Hughes
fak, this literally stumped me for 10 minutes. I had never played asscreed before and got this free on 360.
Joseph Brown
Thanks DSP
Jaxson King
The reason why I never finished the game but I didn't know you could actually kill the things producing those blobs. Wasn't too crazy about the at that point and think STALKER is leagues better.
Ryder Ross
>mfw spent two hours on it
>end up getting it right after mindlessly moving things around while watching tv
John Miller
thanks user
Landon Bell
Mason Miller
Any gyro puzzle on BOTW. If you even shake a little, its all over
Parker Brown
Ayden Gomez
the fucking rain in that game is enough to qualify as ptsd
Easton Baker
Cameron Cook
>nukes australia
You did nothing wrong.
t. Shitposter
Xavier Adams
It's not hard. But for whatever reason I just forget how to to this one part every single time I've played through the game.
Jose Evans
and the fact that there are 900 korok seeds. It's pretty much a PTSD to whoever tries to 100% this
Josiah Sullivan
Gabriel Hall
I will still never understand how people found this thing hard. Boost Guardian I can understand. Alpha Blogg, sure. But this? I don't get it.
Landon Hall
Brandon Gonzalez
Ethan Morales
William Roberts
Evan Wilson
How the fuck do you even get over that? Looks impossible. Glitch?
Josiah Sanders
I've never felt so stupid. I still can't do it without a guide.
Isaiah Sanders
and he beat every fucking DS game + BB
no excuse faggots
Zachary Richardson
how were you supposed to kill the flying geonosians while your squad mates fiddled with this control panel? shit was impossible and I haven't played since. The ammo constraints are just too much
Lincoln Hughes
>this
>hard
Surprised you didn't post a pic of one of the hundred enemies with a rock bottom soul drop chance
Christopher Clark
>curse of the blind
>cursed eye
Connor Gomez
Brandon Smith
Holy shit this looks obnoxious as hell
Oliver Bailey
>show up with the Expert's Ring
>completely break this sequence
Brayden Brown
What is that from? Is that the remake?
Aaron Jones
i unironically love blighttown now. it's not that bad
Jordan Sullivan
Ian Phillips
he did everything right it wasn't his fault. nothing he could do
Ryder Hill
THIS GAME HAS A BUGGED JUMPING MECHANIC
Xavier Phillips
Eh, I never really had any problems with the blockheads.
Now, those motherfucking digging minigames however... they are the sole reason I will never replay Okami.
Blake Phillips
you're not gonna know that on a first playthrough, though
Jace Jackson
Sebastian Ward
Luke Turner
The Dragun is pretty easy though. His worst part is challenge mode.
Nolan Ross
> childhood me too stupid to notice that the other tube had been broken
lost for days
Eli Gonzalez
Austin Cox
Wasn't it also literally in the demo?
Elijah Hughes
*shutters open*
Elijah Sullivan
Just end me
Nathan Phillips
Tyler Sullivan
>He didn't skip it via the valley of drakes or the thief key
Eli Gonzalez
I can't believe the amount of retards that didn't knew the Mako had a cannon gun.
Tyler Baker
>those 2 praets that show up
>if you use your heavy ammo on one you won't have enough for the other so it zooms up next to you and buttfucks you
ME had some tough moments
Jaxon Morgan
my memory is fuzzy but I recall these cylinders on the walkway that would explode once shot and made sniper positions for your squad.
Brandon Richardson
Brandon Turner
This is a lie, that barrel in Sonic 3 is a legit example of bad game design.
The fact that people think it's a puzzle is proof enough of this.
This area is burning into my mind but I can't remember why.
It'd be fine if it didn't have the technical issues, and if the bon fire at the base was easier to find. Your first time to the bottom of that area you can very easily end up running around that poison swamp and never find the thing until you die. It's some straight up bullshit and some really shit level design considering that aspect.
Jayden Clark
Jonathan Young
the music didn't helped.
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Levi Ross
Fuck that thing, I had to get my cousin to do this for us
Alexander Hill
NO
Ayden Fisher
>throw shit on myself
>immune to toxic niggas
Ayden Jackson
Ryder Watson
obviously fallout, but what is this?
Lincoln Murphy
FUCK YOU I DONT WANNA SIT DOWN
Leo James
Vault 11
Levi Sanders
The Mako isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be, at least in the first game.
Dominic Diaz
Samuel Kelly
You're why nobody gives a shit about people with expectations and just market and pander to retarded casuals.
Jaxson Walker
Luke Robinson
DSP has always been posted on Yea Forums. Quit trying to fit in on an anonymous board if you don't know the first thing about it.
Julian Smith
Justin Hernandez
>If you point out an oversight then you're a casual
Gavin Bailey
People will call you a newfag for not understanding a reference to something that happened a week ago, and it's cuz the average user on Yea Forums is still in highschool now.
Nolan Wilson
By some miracle of God I managed to beat this without realizing I could kill the spawn pods. Had to quit twice to chill out though.
Henry Morales
Parker Parker
Alexander Adams
Where I stopped playing after finally realizing I wasn't ever going to be playing the next gen Star Fox game I was hoping for and was going to be stuck with a shitty boring uninteresting Zelda knock off.
Charles Johnson
Benjamin Wood
Fuck you. I spent two fucking hours on one of those duets and i actually started to get lightheaded because nothing would work
Luke Gomez
Asher Sanders
I thought this was funny as hell 10 years ago but now I just think this guy's a faggot.
Jaxson Morales
Robert Gray
Reread my comment until you understand it because that's the exact opposite of what I was saying.
Henry Sanchez
Legends has such a good soundtrack.
I don't remember what was so hard about this, but it always kicked my ass as a kid.
Samuel Sanchez
>waltz in with a mag and a half for my uzi and no AK ammo on Crushing
stop family don't remind me
Evan Jones
If that's really the opposite of what you meant, then I sincerely hope English isn't your first language.
Jaxson Wood
Hudson Hill
>playing through this on hard
>get to this part
>they can destroy half the library before you even reach it
This shit is so hilariously poorly balanced.
The final mission is worse, were you have to capture Leah and can play as Darth Vader. I remember killing an enemy with every single blast from my engineer shotgun and it still wasn't enough to cut through all the rebels in front of me, I somehow had to just push through them and tag Leah before the rebels slaughtered all my soldiers.
Hudson Gomez
Doesn't Black Mesa have a built in macro that always makes you crouch jump?
Jordan Ortiz
>DIIIIE
>DIIIIIIIE
Man that whole game was kinda creepy especially with the lizard men and symbiotes.
Samuel Johnson
Mason Lee
As soon as you sit, many sentrybots and turrets come out and fuck your anus
Carson Gomez
It's not really even worth killing them because it's such a pain in the ass and they respawn the next day. You're supposed to escort two or three survivors through this area but if you take a really long round about way they don't see you iirc
Lucas Kelly
You can repair them
Jackson Foster
Absolutely based
Wyatt Nguyen
>game mechanic that isn't mentioned in the instructions and is never used prior to this or after it, across any single Sonic game
>the previous barrels you can get through by just jumping and using momentum
>people defend this
Luke Wood
They're FUTURISTIC SPACE CANDLES you numbskull!
Michael Martin
Connor Thompson
I have yet to beat it to this day. I don't even know how to use cheats, they literally don't work.
Tyler Perry
welcome to the boards, newfriend, i hope you'll enjoy your stay!
Jayden Evans
Mission is a nightmare going in blind. But replays of it are a total blast.
Xavier Flores
I never knew this.
Still, seems hard to do with Jedi's jumping around. I'll try it the next time I play the game.
Jacob Bennett
Forgot my god damn pic
Seriously, I'm gonna redownload it and try again later tonight
Jose Clark
The eel is way overblown, it's cartoony looking as hell and outside of when it first comes out of its tunnel it just swims around like you're not even there. I bet the people who exaggerate about the eel are the same people who think Clanker is terrifying, when he's the same kind of cartoon "scary" only he actively begs you for help and thanks you for it.
Christian Taylor
Oh shit, you too?
Jayden Gomez
There's literally no game in existence more rage inducing than Blood Bowl.
I play the tabletop version with my gf and she's reduced to tears nearly every game
Benjamin White
I think the red rc plane from gta4(?) Was harder
Alexander Wood
HELLO
Jaxson Cox
>Playing anything past blood money
Elijah Cruz
You were supposed to escort these stupid ass walkers weren't you? They were fucking slow and died instantly.
Sebastian Davis
Fuck you
Lucas Butler
What's wrong with this part, you can just throw a phoenix down or whatever on the president after he transforms and one shot him.
Benjamin Watson
>playing blood money
Levi Ross
Matthew Garcia
>he doesn't like triple triad
Isaiah Sullivan
honestly, the only challenging part are the blue coins and all you have to do is wait, other than that, grabbing the tail one first is instant easy mode
Bentley Sanchez
Your lack of reading comprehension isn't evidence that I'm ESL, ESL.
Leo Williams
William Ramirez
Is this black mesa? I remember that part from half-life but I don't recognize those graphics.
Ayden Thomas
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ
Easton Parker
Why does this look so shitty, it looks like a PS2 game.
Gavin Green
Didn't have any problem with any other part of the game. But this mother fucker, holy shit.
Samuel Miller
>alpha centauri
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Bentley Moore
weird that they never ask you to do that move anywhere else but I actually used it in other places before
Dylan Williams
>following the train like a busta
>not jumping onto the train and emptying your micro SMG into some Vagos like a true OG
Hudson Murphy
double PTSD if trying to keep the captain alive
Evan Brown
>I got the "updated" chip.
>He didn't listen to alex jones
Adam Ramirez
It was open world fun at the time, like real contracting instead of say 2 where it's like a linear storyline.
I'm looking at it with nostalgia goggles though, honestly haven't thought about it in decades.
I was just so upset by how poorly done one of the last ones on 360 was and seeing this microtransaction tier episodic arcade stuff is just embarrassing imo.
The newer 360 game just crashed all the time and corrupted saves as if that were a feature!
Jack Parker
I also died a lot, until I realized all you had to do was walk to them and roll. Fat fuck and Fast Fuck, got me hard tho.
Grayson Hernandez
Joshua Johnson
Jason Torres
I remember doing this as a kid, bouncing this and getting it to the beach instantly.
Angel Harris
FUCK
Also
FUCK
I can't believe I thought the gate of illusion was bad
Mason Evans
I still ree every time I play and this happens
Christian Reyes
nope
imagine doing this as tremere, and they don't give you any blood.
Daniel Lewis
>in the year if our Lord 2019
>still hating dsp
Cooper Brooks
why does it get everyone
Michael King
THE BEAMS
Carter Green
>not even champion's covenant
How fucking normie can you get?
Adam Brown
The dock mission in Jak 2
Jaxson Perry
CURRENT YEAR
Robert Wilson
>he used the hover nozzle while jumping
Kayden Martin
FUCK YOU
>mfw me and my brother tried to beat this by passing to each other in the middle of the trial so the other could rest
Hunter Collins
how much am I missing out by not finishing this?
got to this underground cave section? and stopped.
William Jackson
Shit taste confirmed
Daniel Morales
Only thing in the thread that qualifies. I straight up has to restart the game from scratch because he just pushed my shit in in 2 turns regardless of what I did. I had to spend my entire game prior to that point preparing and planning specifically for Weigraf.
To this day I still, still, STILL max out Lancer asap just so I can get past Weigraf and have at least one jacked Ninja with ignore height for roof of Riovannes
and nearly had to do it again for Elmdor + Celia + Lede on the roof
Adam Harris
It did in the first game at some point. I was privy to the move you’re supposed due to playing AC1, so I had no issue. It’s also a huge mechanic in the Prince of Persia games.
Connor Walker
Reminder that the sequel, for some reason, is still under development, for almost a decade and half. I recently pirated a copy of it just out of curiosity since I found out it was still being developed. Holy hell 90% of the characters still have place holder text for their dialogue. The game even changed design a few times. Its still running in fucking flash. The UI is inconsistent as different scenes will have completely different interfaces and mechanics. Then I found out it actually makes money still on Patreon. Its shit like this that makes one really tempted to become a furry artist.
Ryan Watson
Hunter Taylor
You run up the wall on the right and then wall jump left.
Tyler Perry
unoriginal but I still remember how much my hands were shaking when i finally completed it
John Reed
GET OUT
Gabriel Rivera
Leo Parker
In my opinion the red plane from gta4(?) Was harder
Alexander Brooks
Furry art is probably the most lucrative business one can do and it doesn't even require that much talent. You don't have to be that good, or even particularly talented at all, and you could be charging 30 dollars for a shitty, uncleaned sketch that took you maybe an hour to do all while sitting in the comfort of your own home. The more ridiculous the fetishes you take for commissions the more you can charge for stuff that doesn't even take a whole lot of effort.
Of course you're basically selling your soul and turning yourself into a prostitute of sorts, but money is money.
Luke Williams
this shit was straight up scary
Cooper Anderson
Flying missions in the GTA series are guaranteed hell no matter what.
Jason Hernandez
If you have ninja+counter its easy as shit. You attack him first turn, heal, then attack again. He goes down, you're almost dead and then you spend your free turn running away and healing.
Wyatt Gonzalez
realizing the cube was never going to have a good exclusive FPS game
Julian Adams
How man? You can pick these with your eyes closed. It's all about the sound it makes when you hit one up.
Cameron Rogers
Beating a dead horse here.
Grayson Green
Yeah true
Jackson Cooper
Connor Gomez
The one in San Andreas with the RC airplane was worse by miles
Luke Williams
>walk over hill and talk to some dudes
>lmao bro watch out for blood suckers
>uhhwat.jpg
>take 5 steps away from their camp
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>die
fuck those invisible rape goblins
Levi Sanchez
>dude spend 3 scientists and loads of time for a meme story with a shit ending
Fucking hell what a letdown. Getting a black hole in your home system is kinda cool though
Dominic Reed
It should be criminal how hard this game is at times for a first play through.
Tyler Martinez
My pp make yogurt
Jeremiah Perez
You deserved what you got to be honest. The con was pretty blatant.
>not just punching a bitch
Joshua Martin
What's with all the npcs complaining? Just lay down mines and you'll be based.
David Howard
Camden Sanchez
ahem
Jeremiah Ward
This fucking part of FFX, I don't care how easy it is to complete these days. Just the annoyance of having to do this when I was a kid still resonates with me today.
Joseph Howard
The only time I literally broke a controller in rage...
William Gonzalez
Jak 2 had a lot of these kinds of PTSD inducing missions.
Joshua Mitchell
Is this lego Dead Space on the Switch?
Noah Fisher
>get so into it that I completely forget to blink for a painful amount of time
Camden Carter
Thomas Gomez
>phase 3
Chase Sanders
Jason Smith
I raise you 1 cat
Juan Bennett
>It is a cup for low level Pokémon between level 15 to level 20. The sum of the levels of the three Pokémon chosen cannot be more than 50. Technically, all Pokémon except for Mewtwo and Mew are eligible to enter. However, getting strong Pokémon at that low of a level can get quite complicated. While some are catchable at low levels in certain versions (e.g. level 15 Dragonair in Pokémon Yellow), others are more complex and involve trading with in-game Trainers, then trading these Pokémon to different in-game Trainers in different games. Coincidentally, many of these involve Pokémon Yellow.
Yeah that's a fair deal of bullshit to jump through to truly optimize, especially when considering in RBY's effort value equivalent. Interesting workarounds if someone really wants to beat it though, especially with GSC tradebacks.
Meanwhile in PBR you're fucked on the final fight if you had Diamond version since it's basically an Ubers Drizzle team.
Gavin Ortiz
Thats when I stopped playing that game.
What the fuck are you supposed to do about this niggers? They harm you just because they get near to you and are bullet sponges.
Jack King
Liam Morales
>I've finished challenge 6 on Vanquish, I did DMD difficulties in DMC games, I've done plats on Bayo 1, I've done a no-hit run on DaS 1.
Those are all easy though? Except the ds no hit run. That takes autism.
Gabriel Wilson
>The developers are STILL trying to make an actual sequel and keep reiterating
Chase Mitchell
most fun haunted mansion in a vidya
Elijah Jenkins
>uses Latios in both versions
This is triggering me.
Mewtwo could also be replaced with Deoxys or something on one version.
Eli Long
Jeremiah Allen
A lot of it is also crouch jumping just being a thing that was ingrained in PC player's muscle memory. It was hardly ever explained because you just did it. It's fallen out of style thanks to consoles mostly so there's a clear devide between old fags who do it automatically and newfags who've never heard of the concept.
Jonathan Miller
these fuckers are the reason you can't really go full speech on VTMB, you need to allocate some points to weapons otherwise it's fucking hell
Ethan Cooper
This is really evil game design
>can't exit worlds until you reach funky
>funky is 5 levels in
>can't save until you reach candy
>candy is 4 levels in
And then the levels themselves
>barrel gimmick stage with snow obscuring the screen (shortcut is well hidden)
>sliding rope gimmick stage
>relatively normal level with a complete asshole guarding the final jump
>underwater level with enemies that chase you
I have no trouble with it no but as a kid is was quite a barrier
John Peterson
>le NPC meme
also, nobody expected a wall of securitrons you dong
Cameron Rogers
Christian Reyes
>Vanquish challenge 6
>easy
youtube.com
Lincoln Morales
didn't his viewers invade his games and drop end game items since he was unable to progress multiple times?
David Gray
hello I am the worst thing about my game.
Connor Morris
fuck you for making me remember this shit asshole
I'm surprised pic related hasn't been said as a recent PTSD trip
Kevin Jackson
How is Black Mesa?
Hudson Davis
Path of Pain is an optional, hidden area. You don't have to go there, and only people who like ridiculous challenges choose to attempt it.
Luke Ward
Ian Wood
Neat as a complete overhaul of HL but only a fool would treat it as a replacement for the original.
Lincoln Jones
Path of pain is easy as fuck
Nathan Hernandez
Cooper Green
I'm easy as fuck
Eli Allen
>stealth DSP thread turns into genuine discussion
Cooper Cooper
ok well here's this guy that got me at midnight with my headphones turned up all the way
Logan Martinez
But Xen is fucking garbage in the original and Black Mesa's looks like a direct upgrade
Michael Foster
not really, I seen many threads called vidya PTSD end up the same.
Luis Gomez
>enemy agro range is farther than their render range
>enemies are ranged and hit like trucks
>player is stuck in water that slows them down
>ranged enemies are backed up by melee units that rush the player and aren't effected by the water
The shrine was legit straight up bullshit.
David Watson
Lakebed Temple from Twilight Princess
>dull water level
>slow underwater movement
>boring music
More boring than ptsd
Wyatt Collins
Back when the fucking Soul Dew was basically a free Calm Mind, too. Deoxys is seen once in an earlier set.
Jackson Davis
No but there's a notorious save bug with exodus. My first time playing it I got 6 hours in before realizing I couldn't save, nor had the game saved at all in the time I've been playing it. And I had to start over.
Zachary White
Basically as long as you have the ability to recognize black mesa doesn't erase half life from existence you're good.
It's a skill that most of Yea Forums seems to lack when it comes to remakes and remasters.
Gabriel Johnson
isn't it the only hold item that's flat out banned ingame?
James Powell
haven't played this game, but 2A + B?
David Cooper
Yes, easy. You would know that if you've played the game.
Jace Bailey
Game?
Jayden Wilson
Newfag
Levi James
James Harris
It's non-functional in Battle Tower, Gen V pretty sure had some similar limitations.
Ethan Peterson
I FUCKING DID. I SPENT 4 HOURS ON THIS SHIT. ALMOST BROKE MY PS3 CONTROLLER
Leo Flores
Christopher Cook
Damn you suck lol
Bentley Clark
Ryan Garcia
Is this mem or what? Shrine was hard but definitely not harder than many other areas. The only really hard thing about it was the last part before the boss but you still can just pass it off without fighting.
Nathan Anderson
>Most humans can only memorise 6 points of data in 3 seconds, but Blockhead Grande requires 8. The feeling like gears slipping in one's head while trying to remember the points is a result of attempting something the brain physically cannot do. Most people will only be able to beat Blockhead Grande when a significant number of the early points form a distinct shape.
Honey, I have news for you-
Thomas Phillips
>have nothing but good memories of DaS1, even of some of the bullshit parts
>having nothing but bad memories of 2
Connor Brooks
Shrine got nerfed in like the first patch
Christopher Torres
Alexander Lopez
Fuck you, I am stuck on this.
Most encounters in this game seem to be "CHEESE AND BULLSHIT HARDER THAN THE GAME TO WIN"
Fuck me, one encounter I kept taking characters outside the combat area by a free ladder to heal them.
Eli Wright
Buu Fury was especially hard to me because I didn't knew you could level up the character stats
Nathan Hill
Probably too late to post this now but here it is.
youtube.com
Joshua Perry
i thought crouching was pushing your torso down
Landon Flores
Ian Long
Fuck the frame rate holy Christ it was horrible. Mosquitoes are a bitch too
Daniel Lee
For me it was W4rd3n, fuck constructors in general
>jumps once
>shield gone, health at 0.05%
Evan Bennett
Have you played the newest one. Its basically like blood money and its really good. This coming from a guy who has played a shit ton of blood money.
Aaron Fisher
DID SOMEBODY SAY BUU?
Asher Morgan
That was easy tho
Jayden Carter
i never beat baldur's gate because i got stuck on the dwarven doom guards in the expansion. i did everything else except the end of the main quest and expansion.
Nathan Butler
Aaron Turner
got used to him after a while, always looked for a green jakobs sniper rifle at the start and kept corner peeking him for free crits and huge damage
Lucas Torres
>be me, playing Metroid Prime in its prime
>progressing fairly quickly
>finally get to Phendrana Drifts
>area is fucky and I don't know how to navigate it
>finally start making my way around
>first encounter with the baby sheegoth
>tfw
Kevin King
Yeah I learned to do that too after he DROPPED A THOUSAND HOMING MISSILES ON ME
Thank god you can boost to 30 now and start TVHM with some decent guns
Cameron Brooks
ME1 music was peak sci-fi music
Kevin Nguyen
>Reach this part
>One of my characters had exclusively fire and earth spells
Joshua Ortiz
Scared the shit out of me when I was 5. It’s not scary now. However Mario Odyssey’s eel is truly nightmare fuel
Oliver Wright
I downloaded a mod to turn off the collar and gas otherwise I would have never finished it. What a dogshit expansion
Landon Scott
eh no, they are saying buu-urns, buu-urns
Jaxson Baker
Blake Martin
FUCK OFF YOU SMUG FUCKING DINO NIGGER
Easton Mitchell
I fucking love Half Life.
Luis Brooks
>Wrap + Toxic team on Round 2
HAL must have had a field day doing some of these.
Ethan Bell
John Perez
So let's hit up some real fucking ball torture.
European extreme MGS2 was the thinking man's suicide note, causing mental symptoms and I've never gone back, why?
>Easy enough: If you get spotted out of specific sequences where you're supposed to be spotted: You die.
>You have an extremely limited supply of healing and ammunition items. This essentially chalks down to "You have maybe one chance to fuck up and sometimes you don't even have that" But honestly these days that's normal fare in a lot of games and in older games it's practically generous.
>Boss fights:
>Fortune now double-taps a fucking railgun. Spend the entire sequence in tightly controlled cartwheels or instantly die, also the timer is longer.
>Fatman is a fucking nightmare. You MUST start the process of defusing his bombs before the fucking timer for them is started or you will simply have no hope of avoiding explosions because the globular ball of EOD suit has slinky-skated his way up your snake eater and filled it with fucking lead.
>Sometimes fatman will deploy so many bombs it is essentially a doomed run unless you place yourself in exteremely precarious positions where there's a high chance you will just die from diabetes by extreme proximity proxy.
>The harrier fight is actually alright.
>The Vamp fight is not alright. Nothing about it is alright.
>The escorting of emma over the pontoon is so not alright I actually have a mental block and can't remember ANY of it in my head. I did it, I know I did it because I know the next horrible parts of this fucking difficulty level, but I can't tell you SHIT about it.
>Join up with the legendary solid snake in metal gear arsenal and discover this has turned from a buddy battle into a terrifying escort mission for a paper snake magnetically and tragically attracted to bullets and swords.
>35 metal gear ray battle and they simply do not care to fight you one at a time. They will literally get in each other's way to drop knee-rockets. Fuck me.
Logan Carter
Ah, I thought he was referring to how Kid Buu always seems to be an SNK boss in DBZ games
Jonathan Diaz
I thought i was the only one who played this game. Nice!
Matthew Price
it's gen 1 so if they out speed you or use thunder wave, wrap/fire spin is infinite and you can't do shit unless they miss somehow.
Jacob Moore
I refuse to believe this is real. That's just his internet persona, right? Right?
Ayden Martin
Is Solidus harder too?
Camden James
In Stadium you can still switch out during Fire Spin/Wrap/Clamp can't you?
Joshua Thompson
So funny story, I don't remember. My brother came in and found me laughing while doing it so maybe?
That's not for effect, I spent the better part of a day just dying to fatman, this shit damaged me. I know have a pathological distaste for going past my comfort zone of difficulty.
Dylan Ross
Looks like a frog showing you its asshole from the thumbnail.
Tyler Watson
you got a nipple stand!
Jeremiah Ross
Fuck almost everything about this game, but this part in particular
My 10 year old brain couldn't handle it
>those symbols tho
Josiah Rivera
I dread every playthrough of God Hand because this guy. not even Tiger Joe fucks me so bad. Every time I face this dude he completely tears me a new asshole.
Josiah Richardson
I've never watched DSP before this. Suddenly, all the memes about him make sense.
Brayden Allen
I played vanilla on release and I don't really remember much difference. Projectiles surely hit hard but they were slow as fuck and also could be easily deflected with a shield.