Well Yea Forums? Do you know the answer?

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So Koopas were the white people and people are blacks? What does that make Goombas or toads or anything else?

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fuck off nigger.

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Does he just jump on them in the end?

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>we don’t have a gender
Aaaaaand dropped

Couldn't decide whether to design Bowser based on his game or cartoon appearance.

toads are spics and goombas are white but lower class rednecks

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IF I COULD KEEP TIME IN A BOTTLE.
THE FIRST THING
THAT ID LIKE TO DO.

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Wtf is this shit

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what'll they do when they have kids?

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this is stupid because the comic even admits that this only works on the small scale of the island
try this "free peach and love" on the scale of a entire continent and see how much the gender-neutral koopas get along

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This ignores the realities of an expanding populous and inventive/creative drive. This could only work if literally everyone in the society was okay with just philosophising all day and had no interest in things like science/arts

not gonna lie, I read "an opera nigger"

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>Bowser comes up to inspect the 30th division
>Sees a bunch of koopas sitting around doing nothing
>"GET BACK TO WORK"
>Bowser leaves
>...
>"Fuck government"

>have the person you disagree with have an emotional breakdown so you can seem smart and in the right

well that was dumb

This is your brain on /pol/.

What’s the point of the comic
Is some autismo really wanting to make Mario teach monochary

There better be a good fucking punchline

Gee, if only there was a movie bearing that exact name which could answer this...

...So has Mario been surviving off of eating grass this whole time?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vwUdgq7m22s

And if your food just produces itself and there is, conveniently, no competition for it.

now call me negative nancy but i don't think people can survive on grass alone, making whatever stupid point this made null because people need more than painfully basic resources and philosophy to survive

Why would someone use Mario and Koopas as a mouthpiece for their "philosophy"?
Mario just wants to play Tennis and collect coins and shit.

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this is so gay

Give Mario a break, it's a question for 12 year olds.

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>tacking modern leftist onto greek philosophy
>while missing the point of both

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Put the boogeyman away.

>"free living" is literally aging mario beyond his years
is this really deeply layered satire?

>we don't have any gender
Stopped reAdinG therE

no, i don't know anything about arabs. i never took european history

She didn't boycott the bus, she just sat at the front.
Having the luxury to boycott public transportation is white privilege.

>Ah man, life is suffering so everyone should die.

This went from hippie bullshit to dark real fast.

What sort of mental illness is this?

>fighting a ton of monsters and adventuring through treacherous terrain to fight some big monster in a lava castle is cowardice

>glorifying death
That's gonna be a yikes from me.
I was willing to humor the comic until this.

I bet mario fucks these turtles

This nigga is literally using bing bing wahoo to preach his dumbass philosophy

The Endlol

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>all these amerimutts triggered because a comic shat in their literal jokr Mcdonald Mickey Mouse™ system
Oh no no no...

Ok when does one of the koopas get a debilitating disease that leaves them in agony but no one can cure it because all they do is laze around all day and they realize the society they built isn't a utopia but a fantasy?

I can't see this as anything but a bendy hairy arm.

I'm just laughing at how absurd the comic is
Keep going, user.

>dude just be content with literally doing nothing all day every day
accurate description of leftists, based

Someone really needs to draw a sequel page where Luigi kills those mouthpiece self insert Koopas.

Whoa thank you I just took the anarchoprimitive nihilist greenpill thanks to a bing bing wahoo tumblr comic

The comic literally tells you to die. I think that's a bit further than pointing out the corporate stranglehold on the USA.

I'm not wrong tho. I'm what you would call a Yea Forums activist. That bigot board has to be eradicated, and we (we are a big group, even have a dedicated subreddit) won't rest until it's gone.

Fuck. That. Bigot. Board.

Delete /pol/. For a better 4 chan.

its not modern leftist philosophy or greek, its tao.

I have to assume this is bait, because the comic is retarded on so many levels, from so many different, even conflicting, perspectives, that only a 12 year old could find it deep or enlightening.

Just because you have real criticisms doesn't mean you have real solutions.
I don't think anyone will be convinced by a philosophy whose end-game is Mario slowly dying while eating grass with koopas.

Have sex.

>470051685
this is some next-level bait

10/10

wtf was that

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>A meaningless system of exploitation

YOU LITERALLY LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD THAT IS SUGAR-COATED SO HARD YOU COULD GET DIABETES FROM WALKING PAST PEACH'S STAINED GLASS WINDOW. WHAT EXPLOITATION?!

The easiest cure to anarchoprimitivism is learning the mortality rates of children pre-medicine

Aren’t their points retarded on purpose? I feel like everyone is getting mad because they’re taking it at face value

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its tao te ching,

>DUDE JUST DONT WORK LOL
You're still going to have to get off your fat ass to scavenge for food and water. Even growing crops is laborious and tedious due to potential famine and other issues.

Woah

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Based ascetic koopas.

In my opinion it has a point on how much "owning", "possessing" things enslaved people and made them unhappy.
Americans don't need extravagant three stories houses and gigantic Humvees.
The turtles have it easy because they found a source of infinite food but that's not how the world works.

I just don't want to work

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Doesn’t matter how many times you post this

It’s still retarded

Nah dude just lay down and die, also youre the best most smart person but that doesnt matter cuz one day youll die anyway so just be a self loathing piece of shit and sit down and do nothing. I hope the maker of this comic took his own fucking advice fucking dumbass cocksucker.

this comic was brought to you by a person who most likely used a computer, drawing tablet, lights, air conditioning, food, alcohol, etc to make! Now push that fuck out of there and make him eat grass naked.

>PHONES BAD

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Mortality rate in childbirth is higher in uncontacted tribes than in undeveloped countries. Cases of cancer as well.
Its the industrial society that does it. We were meant to live in tribes of about 200, as nomads moving from place to place.

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I love this because it triggers zoomers

like this

You'd think /pol/ would love this given that half it is basically calling women whores.
I guess it keeps getting posted because it triggers phoneposters.

An actual faggot in the British army LARPing as an Arab, fantasizing about little boys, and getting raped by Turks that still somehow managed to embarrass the last vestiges of the Ottoman """Empire""" enough that he has forever been commemorated in one of the greatest cinematographic epics.

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>THE MATRIX IS A GOOD MOVIE
It is though

It's got a bit of Laozi in there, a bit of Jainism, a bit of Buddhism, and a fuck of a lot of basic bitch ancom shit.

a few systems of ancient greek philosophy had ideas of escaping the physical world's suffering through some kind of inaction, likewise with buddhism. It's a common thread throughout many philosophies and religions
the leftist part comes from the fact it's clearly written by a twitter checkmark, with the obnoxious references to profit being theft and lack of gender

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Damn

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And guess which has the best mortality rate? That's right, developed countries with modern medicine.

>Smartphones bad
Meanwhile my 56 years old mother got a smartphone for the first time in her life a couple years ago and currently uses it to listen to Bible lectures while she's doing her things, watch music videos of her favorite 70s artists or to keep in touch with me, my sisters and her business' clients.

trips here is asking the real questions

Phones are bad though

this one is my favorite bait webm

“the more implements to add to their profit that the people have, the greater disorder is there in the state and clan;”

― Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching